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(Celebslam)   Um, Jon Hamm, your, um, uh, yeah   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 54
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2013-11-12 01:39:02 PM  
not this shiat again.jpg
 
2013-11-12 01:44:27 PM  
The hammaconda is loose again.... Didn't they tell that farker to wear underwear?
 
2013-11-12 01:46:03 PM  
Jon's got an armadillos in his trousers. It's really quite frightening.
 
2013-11-12 01:48:40 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-12 01:50:10 PM  
Really?  Well that's just great.  fark you God.
 
2013-11-12 01:52:08 PM  
He's clearly an arms smuggler who specializes in smuggling babies' arms.
 
2013-11-12 01:54:23 PM  
quearrozconmango.files.wordpress.com
Pfft.
 
2013-11-12 01:56:15 PM  
So who's bigger, Jon Hamm or Justin Bieber?
 
2013-11-12 01:58:05 PM  

beerrun: [quearrozconmango.files.wordpress.com image 480x597]
Pfft.


Isn't that just Dick Cheneys colostomy bag?
 
2013-11-12 02:03:55 PM  
what a dick.
 
2013-11-12 02:05:56 PM  
Don't they run this once every quarter?  Fark's going to need a "Hamm's hog" tag soon
 
2013-11-12 02:09:49 PM  
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-11-12 02:10:56 PM  
Frankly, I am tired of hearing about this guy's johnson.

Please, Fark. Just stop.
 
2013-11-12 02:16:36 PM  
Page blocked.  And for once I'm thankful for that.
 
2013-11-12 02:21:09 PM  

doczoidberg: Frankly, I am tired of hearing about this guy's johnson.

Please, Fark. Just stop.


If the number of Jon Hamm penis threads ever comes close to a quarter of the number of Christina Hendricks boobage threads, then I'll agree with you.

/actually, I don't care about either
//but the point stands
 
2013-11-12 02:25:35 PM  

miss diminutive: doczoidberg: Frankly, I am tired of hearing about this guy's johnson.

Please, Fark. Just stop.

If the number of Jon Hamm penis threads ever comes close to a quarter of the number of Christina Hendricks boobage threads, then I'll agree with you.

/actually, I don't care about either
//but the point stands


cdn.hitfix.com
 
2013-11-12 02:28:30 PM  
I won't be satisfied until I see it, out in the open,
 
2013-11-12 02:30:52 PM  
This guy is quickly becoming to men what that annoying blonde with the fake DDDs are to women.
 
2013-11-12 02:34:51 PM  
great headline, subby HOTY candidate, no doubt.
 
2013-11-12 02:40:34 PM  
Now that's a Hamm bone.
 
2013-11-12 02:49:54 PM  
Perhaps he can be the new spokesman?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-12 03:00:09 PM  

Flappyhead: This guy is quickly becoming to small men what that annoying blonde with the fake DDDs are to women.


Pretty sure guys that are comfortable with what they have aren't annoyed by this much.

/Dissenters will inevitably dissent.
 
2013-11-12 03:02:59 PM  
www.thereelbits.com
 
2013-11-12 03:06:27 PM  
And just for everyone who wondered...he really IS circumcised.
Now go along your day and make it a god one for you and others.
 
2013-11-12 03:10:52 PM  
I could do that all day long and twice on Sunday if I wore no underwear and got a minor chubby in thin as hell dress pants that are anywhere near form fitting.

Any guy could.

Can we move on now?
 
2013-11-12 03:18:09 PM  
Article headline: Um, Jon Hamm, your, um, uh, yeah

Subby's headline: Um, Jon Hamm, your, um, uh, yeah

You suck mods, and subby is a hack
 
2013-11-12 03:29:27 PM  

Rawhead Rex: I could do that all day long and twice on Sunday if I wore no underwear and got a minor chubby in thin as hell dress pants that are anywhere near form fitting.



EIP

OscarTamerz: Don't they run this once every quarter?  Fark's going to need a "Hamm's hog" tag soon



There's a perfectly functional Weeners tag sitting on the shelf, all alone, collecting dust.
 
2013-11-12 03:38:04 PM  

Texas Gabe: Article headline: Um, Jon Hamm, your, um, uh, yeah

Subby's headline: Um, Jon Hamm, your, um, uh, yeah

You suck mods, and subby is a hack


Hahaha yeah; because getting stuff submitted to Fark is really that important.
 
2013-11-12 03:54:46 PM  

Lipspinach: Texas Gabe: Article headline: Um, Jon Hamm, your, um, uh, yeah

Subby's headline: Um, Jon Hamm, your, um, uh, yeah

You suck mods, and subby is a hack

Hahaha yeah; because getting stuff submitted to Fark is really that important.


I feel like the reddit karma police are bleeding over.  OH MY GOD MY IMAGINARY POINTS.  MY SUBMISSION SCORE.

BIG NOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOES HEEEERE.

It's all some people have.
 
2013-11-12 04:16:17 PM  

Lipspinach: Hahaha yeah; because getting stuff submitted to Fark is really that important.


Its not important, but the idea is to spoof news headlines, not steal them. That is plagarism. Frankly when I'm at work and dont have a lot of time between boss visits, I need my fix to be productive, not vomit from some stupid-ass website.
 
2013-11-12 04:35:47 PM  

Rawhead Rex: I could do that all day long and twice on Sunday if I wore no underwear and got a minor chubby in thin as hell dress pants that are anywhere near form fitting.


But you would not look like John Hamm.

I hope his pants appreciate their good fortune.
 
2013-11-12 04:36:00 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 400x217]


Woof!
 
2013-11-12 04:41:11 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-12 04:55:03 PM  

Madbassist1: great headline, subby HOTY candidate, no doubt.


Shouldn't the award go to the headline subby copied?
 
2013-11-12 04:55:32 PM  
www.nashvillescene.com*cough
 
2013-11-12 04:55:59 PM  

Buttknuckle: I won't be satisfied until I see it, out in the open,


This. Let's have a look-see.
 
2013-11-12 04:58:20 PM  

beerrun: [quearrozconmango.files.wordpress.com image 480x597]
Pfft.


His diaper is full
 
2013-11-12 04:59:52 PM  

Cletus C.: Buttknuckle: I won't be satisfied until I see it, out in the open,

This. Let's have a look-see.


I think a test drive is called for.
 
2013-11-12 05:20:23 PM  
Schlick.
 
2013-11-12 05:27:55 PM  

Bane of Broone: Flappyhead: This guy is quickly becoming to small men what that annoying blonde with the fake DDDs are to women.

Pretty sure guys that are comfortable with what they have aren't annoyed by this much.

/Dissenters will inevitably dissent.


*shrug*  I'm very comfortable with what I've got(which according to every partner I've ever had is more than necessary).  I just get the impression it's an ego thing with him, and that's kind of irritating.
 
2013-11-12 05:39:21 PM  

someonelse: Cletus C.: Buttknuckle: I won't be satisfied until I see it, out in the open,

This. Let's have a look-see.

I think a test drive is called for.


I'd like to see if he passes the taste test.
 
2013-11-12 06:05:09 PM  
www.angryduck.com
What a statue of Jon Hamm may look like.

/Hotlinked, 'cause I'm lazy.
 
2013-11-12 06:14:22 PM  
The only thing I find interesting about this is the fact that people seem to think it's accidental....
 
2013-11-12 06:35:21 PM  
Well, prick me dainty ...

Hmmm ... expected Oscar Mayer, got Slim Jim.
 
2013-11-12 06:59:30 PM  
Re-peter?
 
2013-11-12 07:07:54 PM  
If I could switch lives with anyone in Hollywood, it would be ... George Clooney.

But a close second is Jon Hamm.  Clooney then Hamm, no doubts about it.
 
2013-11-12 07:09:57 PM  
Yea, wear some underwear weirdo. Especially if you're BEING FILMED FOR A TV SHOW.
 
2013-11-12 07:51:59 PM  
I've never watched Mad Men but I wanna see him naked.
 
2013-11-12 08:11:09 PM  
He seems to be popular with the ladies.  He doesn't really do it for me though.  Even with a beard.  Maybe I am turning straight?
 
2013-11-12 08:52:48 PM  
With all due respect (i'm sure Mr. Ham is fine down there), but if you wear crotch hugging trousers with no underwear, that will happen..... regardless of you being large, small, medium, whatever.
 
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