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(WKYC Cleveland)   "Oops. That wasn't vinegar. OK, you may feel a strong burning sensation in and around your hoo-ha"   (wkyc.com) divider line 137
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2013-11-12 12:36:40 PM  
www.gannett-cdn.com
Nice photography there. Is it supposed to conceal her identity or just be bad?
 
2013-11-12 12:51:09 PM  
hoo-ha

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gja [TotalFark]
2013-11-12 12:52:00 PM  
"And away goes troubles, down the drain...."
 
2013-11-12 12:53:08 PM  
multivu.prnewswire.com
 
2013-11-12 12:54:41 PM  
Okay, that is one goddamned scary story. He sticks drain cleaner in her vagina, leaves a plastic bottle cap in her, and sticks his ungloved hand inside?
 
2013-11-12 12:54:51 PM  
so you're saying she'll be in trouble once the oil hits the anus?
 
2013-11-12 12:55:13 PM  
Whoops?
As usual, Harvey Fierstein was ahead of the game.
 
2013-11-12 12:56:14 PM  
OK, ladies, the reaction I'm having right now after reading that article is the reaction that you should have when you see a video of some guy getting whacked in the nads with a baseball bat.
 
2013-11-12 12:56:33 PM  
www.bricksandbloks.com
 
2013-11-12 12:56:46 PM  
Oh my God.

i.imgur.com

I wonder if this is what dudes feel like when they read about the candiru legend.
 
2013-11-12 12:57:39 PM  
"Hoo-ha"?? Jesus Christ, we're all adults here, right? I think we can handle the word coont.
 
2013-11-12 12:58:29 PM  

FunkOut: Okay, that is one goddamned scary story. He sticks drain cleaner in her vagina, leaves a plastic bottle cap in her, and sticks his ungloved hand inside?


He also squirted a shiatton of saline solution on her freshly burned tissues. Class act over here.
 
2013-11-12 12:58:43 PM  
NOT the hero of north Canton
 
2013-11-12 12:59:36 PM  
Why was sodium hydroxide in a bottle marked "vinegar"? ... in a doctor's office?
 
2013-11-12 12:59:49 PM  
Honestly.....it's preventing her from having "intimate relations"? Can we just say "sex" or "sexual intercourse"? Or are we so castrated as a society that we can't use those terms? It's like I'm getting the sex talk from a socially repressed, home schooling mother.
 
2013-11-12 01:00:40 PM  
It's okay.  The doctor is a radical Islamist. Better than a clitorectomy, a cervixectomy via the time-tested "tissue-dissolve" method puts women in their place, everytime. Now for a treat at the hospital's Allahu Snackbar.
 
2013-11-12 01:00:43 PM  
Have we discovered a cross-marketing opportunity? Lysol was originally sold as a douche, after all...
 
2013-11-12 01:00:51 PM  
Did he shout "Fire in the hole" first?
 
2013-11-12 01:01:40 PM  
I got Icy Hot on my balls once.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-12 01:01:55 PM  
What a shiatty website.
 
2013-11-12 01:02:22 PM  

DubyaHater: Honestly.....it's preventing her from having "intimate relations"? Can we just say "sex" or "sexual intercourse"? Or are we so castrated as a society that we can't use those terms? It's like I'm getting the sex talk from a socially repressed, home schooling mother.


They called it her "private parts" in the article, too.
 
2013-11-12 01:02:59 PM  
After RTFA I kept picturing Moe, Larry and Curly in the office. Wrong bottle, left the cap in her Hoo-ha, tried to rinse with salt water, applied cream with bare hand and comforted her by saying he was married and had no diseases.  I need to see this guy in an interview.
 
2013-11-12 01:03:14 PM  

Inchoate: Oh my God.

[i.imgur.com image 500x465]

I wonder if this is what dudes feel like when they read about the candiru legend.


Honestly, as a guy -- this sounds worse.
 
2013-11-12 01:03:52 PM  
What a douche.
 
2013-11-12 01:04:08 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-12 01:04:15 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-12 01:04:18 PM  

Prophet of Loss: Why was sodium hydroxide in a bottle marked "vinegar"? ... in a doctor's office?


Obamacare
 
2013-11-12 01:04:29 PM  
But I don't even have a hoo ha.
 
2013-11-12 01:04:51 PM  

AbiNormal: I got Icy Hot on my balls once.
[i.imgur.com image 248x200]


dada.warped.com
Once.
 
2013-11-12 01:07:23 PM  
Whenever someone says "one of the chemicals used in [something scary sounding]" I want to punch them. Drain cleaner is generally sodium hypochlorite (household bleach) and sodium hydroxide. Yes they aren't meant to be put in your hoo ha but depending on the concentration they aren't exactly fatal. So please stop trying to make chemicals sound more scary than they actually are. Your job is to report the news, not conjure up outrage.
 
2013-11-12 01:09:18 PM  
OMG! I had a hard time getting through that video. Jesus farking christ, that poor woman. So many questions. Why use vinegar? I've never EVER had a gyno use vinegar in my vagina. It's not good for it! No gloves?!? WTF?!??! Why the fark was a bottle cap in there?!?!?

/rage
 
2013-11-12 01:09:49 PM  
Wait... in what universe is spraying vinegar into the hoo ha part of a gynecological exam?
 
2013-11-12 01:10:52 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Whoops?
As usual, Harvey Fierstein was ahead of the game.


Now with handy non-link preview:
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2013-11-12 01:11:39 PM  

namegoeshere: Wait... in what universe is spraying vinegar into the hoo ha part of a gynecological exam?


It's called douche.
 
2013-11-12 01:11:58 PM  

Russ1642: Whenever someone says "one of the chemicals used in [something scary sounding]" I want to punch them. Drain cleaner is generally sodium hypochlorite (household bleach) and sodium hydroxide. Yes they aren't meant to be put in your hoo ha but depending on the concentration they aren't exactly fatal. So please stop trying to make chemicals sound more scary than they actually are. Your job is to report the news, not conjure up outrage.


Dihydrogen monoxide kills thousands every year.
 
2013-11-12 01:12:40 PM  

namegoeshere: Wait... in what universe is spraying vinegar into the hoo ha part of a gynecological exam?


vinegar reacts to genital warts very distinctively.
 
2013-11-12 01:12:41 PM  
As a man, I'm not sure how qualified I am to comment - that all sounds pretty horrific. But I don't really understand the complaint about the gloves.

I mean, I  understand the complaint - my physician apparently doesn't believe in using gloves when he checks my prostate and I find it creepy and uncomfortable - but if someone had put something into my anus that was burning me from the inside out... fark the gloves. Don't waste time putting them on, you make the burning stop.

Alternatively: please don't make my anus burn from the inside out.
 
2013-11-12 01:12:57 PM  
No gloves? He could have at least used the ones that were included with his toilet brush.
 
2013-11-12 01:13:00 PM  
About the ungloved hand, I would rather he do that than allow his glove to melt when it touched the chemical, which it most likely would have. Of all of the things to biatch about, this would have been the least of my worries.

The article makes it sound like he hadn't washed his hands before the procedure started and they were dirty ("disgusting!"). Unless she or her husband saw him putting on his gloves without washing, they are overreacting to that part. And if he didn't, they should have said something before he touched her at all.

The dr and his staff apparently really screwed up with that mislabeled bottle. But the way he treated her, irrigation to stop the chemical reaction and a cream to stop the burning sensation, seems a reasonable approach.

The rest? Sure, get pissed and sue for all of that. But it sounds like he at least tried to do the right thing once he realized the bottle had something other than vinegar in it.
 
2013-11-12 01:14:46 PM  

namegoeshere: Wait... in what universe is spraying vinegar into the hoo ha part of a gynecological exam?


THIS. I have never had an exam that included a vinegar spray. I also have never had a doctor/nurse apply anything to me from a random, handwritten bottle/container.
 
2013-11-12 01:14:52 PM  

kerouac555: namegoeshere: Wait... in what universe is spraying vinegar into the hoo ha part of a gynecological exam?

vinegar reacts to genital warts very distinctively.


I own a hoo ha, and I have it to the doctor once a year at least. I have never, ever had vinegar squirted up there as part of the exam.
 
2013-11-12 01:15:33 PM  
Potassium Hydroxide?  The cation is different, but for all practical purposes that's lye.  For non-chemists, it's the same thing used in the "chemical burn" scene from Fight Club:

cdn.ebaumsworld.com

/ though who knows what the concentration was -- if it's dilute enough, it could be pretty trivial
 
2013-11-12 01:16:20 PM  
even Tyler Durden wore gloves when he was doing all sorts of nasty things to Marla
 
2013-11-12 01:16:43 PM  

bearded clamorer: Did he shout "Fire in the hole" first?


Hah!  From the bearded clamorer too. Double hah!
 
2013-11-12 01:17:02 PM  
Hey, maybe she tried to attack him with:

www.wired.com
 
2013-11-12 01:18:47 PM  

namegoeshere: Wait... in what universe is spraying vinegar into the hoo ha part of a gynecological exam?


Came here to ask this.
 
2013-11-12 01:20:01 PM  
Folks, look up "colposcopy" before raging about vinegar.

Also, they use vinegar in poor countries, rather than doing the more expensive pap smear exam. Tissue infected with HPV turns white with vinegar. Men get their weenies wrapped ina cloth with vinegar on it, if you see white, you have an activd hpv infection.

Really, it is a thing.

And for you ladies, be thankful you haven't had to have a colposcopy. If you did, it would mean you had an abnormal pap and had to go in for further testing.
 
2013-11-12 01:20:32 PM  

DubyaHater: Honestly.....it's preventing her from having "intimate relations"? Can we just say "sex" or "sexual intercourse"? Or are we so castrated as a society that we can't use those terms? It's like I'm getting the sex talk from a socially repressed, home schooling mother.


I blame bike helmets. Ever since we let bike helmets be mandated, the world has gone to "a dark brown lump of fecal matter".
 
2013-11-12 01:20:42 PM  

Beanlet: About the ungloved hand, I would rather he do that than allow his glove to melt when it touched the chemical, which it most likely would have. Of all of the things to biatch about, this would have been the least of my worries.

The article makes it sound like he hadn't washed his hands before the procedure started and they were dirty ("disgusting!"). Unless she or her husband saw him putting on his gloves without washing, they are overreacting to that part. And if he didn't, they should have said something before he touched her at all.

The dr and his staff apparently really screwed up with that mislabeled bottle. But the way he treated her, irrigation to stop the chemical reaction and a cream to stop the burning sensation, seems a reasonable approach.

The rest? Sure, get pissed and sue for all of that. But it sounds like he at least tried to do the right thing once he realized the bottle had something other than vinegar in it.


The primary purpose of gloves isn't to keep you from contracting what the doctor has but to keep you from contracting whatever awful disease the patient before you had. If he's not using gloves then you're exposing yourself not only to him but all of his patients.
 
2013-11-12 01:21:01 PM  
send the stuff to africa and give it to the aids ridden milita so they stop raping women with hot gun barrels.  Its the human thing to do.
 
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