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(Bismarck Tribune)   White supremacist winds up having black DNA on talk show. Wonder if he can dance his way out of this one?   (bismarcktribune.com) divider line 313
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2013-11-12 10:00:13 AM  
I mean, if we're picking nits here technically we all came from Africa.

i1.ytimg.com
Cradle of f*cking civilization!
 
2013-11-12 10:05:34 AM  
21st century and we're still using the word octoroon? Yeesh.
 
2013-11-12 10:07:54 AM  

simplicimus: 21st century and we're still using the word octoroon? Yeesh.



Um, black...ish?
 
2013-11-12 10:07:57 AM  
Top THAT, Maury
 
2013-11-12 10:08:37 AM  
I guess this proves black people are the real racists.
 
2013-11-12 10:10:18 AM  
This guy's got quite a body of work.  I wonder why I never heard of him until this North Dakota business heated up.
 
2013-11-12 10:11:36 AM  
If I discovered a black ancestor, my reaction would be "neat!".  The chances of that are extremely low though, I'm a western European mutt by all accounts.
 
2013-11-12 10:28:52 AM  
I've got some more bad news for him:

ngm.nationalgeographic.com

Also, it's definitely worth watching the video, if only for the delighted laughter of the attractive and successful lady sitting next to him when he gets the results.
 
2013-11-12 10:29:41 AM  

nekom: If I discovered a black ancestor, my reaction would be "neat!".  The chances of that are extremely low though, I'm a western European mutt by all accounts.


I was kind of disappointed that my DNA results came back 98.8% European (88.8% Northern European; 10% Nonspecific).  I am the poster child for "white and nerdy".. :(
 
2013-11-12 10:31:58 AM  
Lucky LaRue:
I was kind of disappointed that my DNA results came back 98.8% European (88.8% Northern European; 10% Nonspecific).  I am the poster child for "white and nerdy".. :(

Never did the DNA (been meaning to) but all of the ancestors I've found are from the English Isles, little bit of German and French Canadian.  It's not that I really "care" per se, but it would be really nifty to have something else in there that had a cool story associated with it.  A young woman who falls in love with a fugitive slave or something.  But it seems I too am whiter than sour cream.  I did have an Irish ancestor who founded a town here though, I guess that will have to do.
 
2013-11-12 10:40:41 AM  
7/8ths English (Wales, actually)
1/8ths French (France, Burgundy region)
 
2013-11-12 10:42:23 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: 7/8ths English (Wales, actually)
1/8ths French (France, Burgundy region)


I think I'm about a fifth of scotch
 
2013-11-12 10:57:53 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Tr0mBoNe: 7/8ths English (Wales, actually)
1/8ths French (France, Burgundy region)

I think I'm about a fifth of scotch


*golf clap*
 
2013-11-12 11:00:10 AM  
Black DNA looks like this:

farm3.static.flickr.com

And white DNA looks like this:

ak7.picdn.net
 
2013-11-12 11:19:36 AM  
I keep meaning to get my DNA tested by NatGEO.   Little pricey, though :(
 
2013-11-12 11:22:33 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Tr0mBoNe: 7/8ths English (Wales, actually)
1/8ths French (France, Burgundy region)

I think I'm about a fifth of scotch


Not fair... I've only got this keg of warm Chardonnay.
 
2013-11-12 11:24:39 AM  
He looks like Philo.
 
2013-11-12 11:25:49 AM  
Is that really how DNA works, or is this some CSI bullshiat?
 
2013-11-12 11:27:06 AM  
Blindkkkchapelle.jpg
 
2013-11-12 11:28:05 AM  
You know who else buys their own "science" done just the way they like?

I don't know where you get your science, but where I get mine,
 
2013-11-12 11:29:19 AM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-11-12 11:29:27 AM  
I'd like to get my DNA tested. My genealogist aunt claims we're Irish and English, but both of my parents and I (and mom's parents and one of Dad's brothers) are dark skinned and dark haired. I believe there's a little more mingling with the Native Americans than anyone's been honest about so far.
 
2013-11-12 11:29:36 AM  
comedycentral.mtvnimages.com

Knows the feeling
/Surprised it took 18 comments
 
2013-11-12 11:29:56 AM  
sixmeatbuffet.com

Not impressed
 
2013-11-12 11:30:56 AM  
DNA is the work of liberal satan worshippers bent on giving the devil race freedom
 
2013-11-12 11:30:58 AM  

Diogenes: This guy's got quite a body of work

pure racist crap.  I wonder why I never heard of him until this North Dakota business heated up.

Small repair.
 
2013-11-12 11:31:23 AM  
If I discovered a black ancestor, my reaction would be "neat!".  The chances of that are extremely low though, I'm a western European mutt by all accounts.

I was kind of disappointed that my DNA results came back 98.8% European (88.8% Northern European; 10% Nonspecific).  I am the poster child for "white and nerdy".. :(



One of the stupider things I have read in a while here. Congrats!
 
2013-11-12 11:31:43 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Is that really how DNA works, or is this some CSI bullshiat?


CSI bullshiat would be repeatedly going "Zoom! Enhance!" on a picture of the guy until you were zoomed in to the point where you could actually see his DNA and then the computer would rapidly flash through a bunch of other pictures of DNA, making beep beep sounds, until it stopped on one, and started flashing "14% Match African DNA" and then a nearby laser printer made dot matrix noises and printed out the result. Also, all the lights in the room would be turned down low and everyone would be using flashlights. And then there'd be some pithy dialogue like, "Looks like there's a strain of black DNA in there." "Well, he's going to be...[puts on sunglasses]...one strained black when he finds that out." YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 
2013-11-12 11:31:47 AM  

raerae1980: I keep meaning to get my DNA tested by NatGEO.   Little pricey, though :(


Go to 23 and Me. They got funding in order to reduce the price and expand the information pool so it only costs $99 for the first kit and $79 for additional kits ordered at the same time.
 
2013-11-12 11:31:48 AM  

snocone: You know who else buys their own "science" done just the way they like?
I don't know where you get your science, but where I get mine,


What? WHAT? I need to know where you get your science! Mine might not be right!
 
2013-11-12 11:33:05 AM  
So he's his own black friend.
 
2013-11-12 11:33:19 AM  

Diogenes: Black DNA looks like this:

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x375]

And white DNA looks like this:

[ak7.picdn.net image 400x224]


Haha it's true we're so lame.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-12 11:33:25 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-12 11:34:33 AM  
Regarding everyone who hates this guy, or at least made disparaging remarks about him, does that mean they are all now racist?
 
2013-11-12 11:34:55 AM  
FTFA:  his saliva didn't produce enough DNA.

OUGHT TO CHECK HIS MOM'S.
 
2013-11-12 11:37:21 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: 7/8ths English (Wales, actually)
1/8ths French (France, Burgundy region)


Know how I know you consider yourself mostly Welsh at all? ;)
 
2013-11-12 11:37:41 AM  
Subby....
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2013-11-12 11:38:51 AM  

starsrift: Tr0mBoNe: 7/8ths English (Wales, actually)
1/8ths French (France, Burgundy region)

Know how I know you don't consider yourself mostly Welsh at all? ;)


FML.
 
2013-11-12 11:39:01 AM  
Melungeon ancestors on both sides here, so I'm really getting a kick out of this thread...
 
2013-11-12 11:39:09 AM  

QueenMamaBee: I'd like to get my DNA tested. My genealogist aunt claims we're Irish and English, but both of my parents and I (and mom's parents and one of Dad's brothers) are dark skinned and dark haired. I believe there's a little more mingling with the Native Americans than anyone's been honest about so far.


Could be "black Irish". Although No one is sure what that means. Ireland had a lot of waves of immigrants /invasions.
 
2013-11-12 11:39:31 AM  

QueenMamaBee: I'd like to get my DNA tested. My genealogist aunt claims we're Irish and English, but both of my parents and I (and mom's parents and one of Dad's brothers) are dark skinned and dark haired. I believe there's a little more mingling with the Native Americans than anyone's been honest about so far.


Irish are closely related to Spanish/Portuguese, especially folks from western Ireland (not as many Viking babies, I guess).
 
2013-11-12 11:40:49 AM  
100% Czech/German/British Isles.

Married a chick 98.4% German/English and 1.6% Cherokee.

Doing what I can to make more Native American babies.
 
2013-11-12 11:41:04 AM  
My DNA test shows that I am mostly water.
 
2013-11-12 11:42:36 AM  
Where do you guys even get this done?  I always hear about these things.
 
2013-11-12 11:43:10 AM  

poonesfarm: I've got some more bad news for him:

[ngm.nationalgeographic.com image 464x400]

Also, it's definitely worth watching the video, if only for the delighted laughter of the attractive and successful lady sitting next to him when he gets the results.


The guy seems to be surprisingly good-natured about it. More than I expected, anyway.
 
2013-11-12 11:43:19 AM  
Guess he's going to have to kick himself out of town now.  =)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLLlgdY2aQ
 
2013-11-12 11:44:40 AM  
I wonder which haplogroups they were testing for?


ToastTheRabbit: My DNA test shows that I am mostly water.


An ugly bag of it?


/not even close to obscure
 
2013-11-12 11:44:58 AM  

GRCooper: QueenMamaBee: I'd like to get my DNA tested. My genealogist aunt claims we're Irish and English, but both of my parents and I (and mom's parents and one of Dad's brothers) are dark skinned and dark haired. I believe there's a little more mingling with the Native Americans than anyone's been honest about so far.

Irish are closely related to Spanish/Portuguese, especially folks from western Ireland (not as many Viking babies, I guess).


big pig peaches: QueenMamaBee: I'd like to get my DNA tested. My genealogist aunt claims we're Irish and English, but both of my parents and I (and mom's parents and one of Dad's brothers) are dark skinned and dark haired. I believe there's a little more mingling with the Native Americans than anyone's been honest about so far.

Could be "black Irish". Although No one is sure what that means. Ireland had a lot of waves of immigrants /invasions.


Y'all could be right. I'd like to get it checked out. I always thought Native American because we've got the great cheekbones.Unfortunately not so much the great hair.
 
2013-11-12 11:45:21 AM  
Got my DNA test back.I am 90% earth worm and 98% chimp.
 
2013-11-12 11:45:50 AM  
Love it.  Absolutely love it.

There was a similar one-off show here in the UK a few years back, same format, so you think you're pure white huh, well take this DNA test.  Best one had to be this unbelievably racist old white woman in her 80s, swore blind she was 100% British as far back as time goes, nonsense of course.  They tested her DNA and it was only 22% Northern European but 52% Far Eastern (China / Japan region) - she looked like she'd been shot when she heard.  But the crowning glory was they then took her back to the house where she was born in London...and the ground floor was now a Chinese takeaway restaurant.

/I'd hit Trisha with my DNA
 
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