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2013-11-12 09:37:30 AM
Mangling your clauses and random caps - what are you smoking, son?
 
2013-11-12 09:58:40 AM
Around here (it's a small college town), if the cops smell it in a neighborhood, they track it down and bust your ass.

/be discrete, kids, close that farking window
//and don't go driving around with it
///it should be legal everywhere but it isn't
////and the cops have nothing better to do than ruin your farking day, week, month, year, life
 
2013-11-12 10:10:14 AM
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, and you don't blow pot smoke in the nose of that old Nasal Ranger.

I'm pretty sure that's how that song goes, anyway.
 
2013-11-12 10:16:26 AM

basemetal: Around here (it's a small college town), if the cops smell it in a neighborhood, they track it down and bust your ass.


Lots of contrast in this country, around here my neighbors smoke it openly in the alley.  Nobody cares.  You pretty much have to have a dead body to get the police out here.  Rural living is not without its charm.  The real irony is that this is all one mile from a maximum security prison.
 
2013-11-12 10:26:05 AM
They did that back in the day with The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.
Norbert the Narc planted a smell detector, disguised as a vase of flowers, in the Freak Brothers' apartment.
He gets back in his van and turns up the receiver to full power.
The Freak Brothers return from a Mexican dinner, and Fat Freddy rips a fart so powerful, it knocks the transmitter off the table.
Norbert the Narc last seen running down the street holding his nose and screaming.

/Good times
 
2013-11-12 10:37:59 AM

bearded clamorer: They did that back in the day with The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.
Norbert the Narc planted a smell detector, disguised as a vase of flowers, in the Freak Brothers' apartment.
He gets back in his van and turns up the receiver to full power.
The Freak Brothers return from a Mexican dinner, and Fat Freddy rips a fart so powerful, it knocks the transmitter off the table.
Norbert the Narc last seen running down the street holding his nose and screaming.

/Good High Times

 
2013-11-12 10:43:47 AM
I love just walking around with a half smoked jay stinking the place up in Seattle.
 
2013-11-12 10:45:08 AM
Drink it, don't smoke it.

http://www.greendragonsoda.com/
 
2013-11-12 10:45:30 AM
Dopeheads?

70 year olds submit links on Fark?
 
2013-11-12 10:47:44 AM

mediablitz: Dopeheads?

70 year olds submit links on Fark?


Subby is hopped up on goofballs.
 
2013-11-12 10:48:14 AM
Seems to be very reasonable. FTA this isn't about finding users, but about companies that are guilty of air pollution due to their operations.

Now. Can they start using this to fine fast food places for making everything smell like greasy burgers stuffed with cowshiat?
 
2013-11-12 10:53:19 AM
In Denver, when a complaint is filed about marijuana odor in an area, the Department of Public Health's Ben Siller is called out with his field olafactometer to sniff around and see if the law has been broken.

 If you live in Denver and you're offended by the smell of marijuana odor, just save yourself a lot of misery and move to another city.    This is like living in Maine and hating winter.
 
2013-11-12 10:54:21 AM
Now if it came in suppository form

As long as it isn't applied using a finglonger, that might be fine.
 
2013-11-12 10:56:21 AM
I would rather they used a sniffer machine to produce some scientifically quantifiable data than use dogs that only want to make their handler happy.
 
2013-11-12 10:58:09 AM

nocturnal001: Seems to be very reasonable. FTA this isn't about finding users, but about companies that are guilty of air pollution due to their operations.

Now. Can they start using this to fine fast food places for making everything smell like greasy burgers stuffed with cowshiat?


My complaint is with the Carrabba's. It makes the whole area smell like Christina Aguilera hot dogs.
 
2013-11-12 10:59:15 AM
Already been done:

i521.photobucket.com

And the portable version:

i521.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-12 11:03:05 AM
Also:

Good news!

i521.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-12 11:10:55 AM
"Marijuana smoking or grow facilities won't reach that level, Siller said. "

Good news for dopeheads!
 
2013-11-12 11:18:29 AM
But wouldn't suppositories get in the way when they needed to produce pro-legalization arguments?
 
2013-11-12 11:34:06 AM
In the fair city of Denver the good citizens are being oppressed by the evil Nasal Ranger.  A cry for help goes out but who will answer the cry...
s7.postimg.org
 
2013-11-12 11:39:19 AM

nocturnal001: Seems to be very reasonable. FTA this isn't about finding users, but about companies that are guilty of air pollution due to their operations.

Now. Can they start using this to fine fast food places for making everything smell like greasy burgers stuffed with cowshiat?


imagine the guys who had to use this in cities and towns with high levels of industrial refineries
 
2013-11-12 11:45:58 AM
I wish these existed, so we could retaliate:

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-12 11:48:58 AM

loonatic112358: nocturnal001: Seems to be very reasonable. FTA this isn't about finding users, but about companies that are guilty of air pollution due to their operations.

Now. Can they start using this to fine fast food places for making everything smell like greasy burgers stuffed with cowshiat?

imagine the guys who had to use this in cities and towns with high levels of industrial refineries


Better yet, in a town with paper mills, and/or meat rendering facilities.

There's a reason my ex-wifes hometown is StinkTown USA.  Blech....
 
2013-11-12 11:49:14 AM
Here is the original article from the Denver Post  http://www.denverpost.com/politics/ci_24496810/when-pot-smells-denver- nasal-ranger-goes-investigate?source=hot-topic-bar">http://www.denver post.com/politics/ci_24496810/when-pot-smells-denver- nasal-ranger-goes-investigate?source=hot-topic-bar

The smell of weed "almost never" passes the threshold to be classified as a nuisance smell. These articles are in response to Denvers retarded City Council and Mayor thinking that banning the smell of weed in public is somehow a good idea even though weed is legal. They've since backtracked a bit but they're still crying about "not having to smell your activities" as if everyone is entitled to only smell what they want in a public space.
 
2013-11-12 11:51:33 AM

mediablitz: Dopeheads?

70 year olds submit links on Fark?


70 year olds.......dopers

50 year olds........dope heads
 
2013-11-12 12:06:43 PM
That inflatable joint looks almost like those giant fake phalluses (phallusi?) out of those Japanese Penis festivals, which are bizarre enough themselves.


img.fark.net

And why the is he greased up and wearing a tutu?  I enjoy weed like anybody else, but what the hell, dude?
 
2013-11-12 12:14:46 PM

Communist_Manifesto: Here is the original article from the Denver Post  http://www.denverpost.com/politics/ci_24496810/when-pot-smells-denver- nasal-ranger-goes-investigate?source=hot-topic-bar">http://www.denver post.com/politics/ci_24496810/when-pot-smells-denver- nasal-ranger-goes-investigate?source=hot-topic-bar

The smell of weed "almost never" passes the threshold to be classified as a nuisance smell. These articles are in response to Denvers retarded City Council and Mayor thinking that banning the smell of weed in public is somehow a good idea even though weed is legal. They've since backtracked a bit but they're still crying about "not having to smell your activities" as if everyone is entitled to only smell what they want in a public space.


And yet they don't bat an eye around the teenagers who apply Axe body spray with a firehose.  This is as stupid as the people who fake cough when they walk past while I'm puffing on my electric cigarette.
 
2013-11-12 12:16:56 PM
So they haven't fined anyone since 1994 by using this thing. 19 years without a fine being handed out. What a massive farking waste of time and money this thing is.
 
2013-11-12 12:25:49 PM

basemetal: Around here (it's a small college town), if the cops smell it in a neighborhood, they track it down and bust your ass.

/be discrete, kids, close that farking window
//and don't go driving around with it
///it should be legal everywhere but it isn't
////and the cops have nothing better to do than ruin your farking day, week, month, year, life


Meh, it is not legal for public consumption in CO, but you can smoke it in your home all you want, also possession is legal w/ Amendment 64... this is just angry old people being biatchy about losing referendums.
 
2013-11-12 12:29:23 PM
They will be fine until they find Uranus.
 
2013-11-12 12:36:54 PM
i.huffpost.com

*Sniff*  "Stinks like sex in here."
 
2013-11-12 12:41:47 PM

Amish Tech Support: They will be fine until they find Uranus.


It's called Urrectum now.
 
2013-11-12 12:54:45 PM

Communist_Manifesto: Here is the original article from the Denver Post  http://www.denverpost.com/politics/ci_24496810/when-pot-smells-denver- nasal-ranger-goes-investigate?source=hot-topic-bar">http://www.denver post.com/politics/ci_24496810/when-pot-smells-denver- nasal-ranger-goes-investigate?source=hot-topic-bar

The smell of weed "almost never" passes the threshold to be classified as a nuisance smell. These articles are in response to Denvers retarded City Council and Mayor thinking that banning the smell of weed in public is somehow a good idea even though weed is legal. They've since backtracked a bit but they're still crying about "not having to smell your activities" as if everyone is entitled to only smell what they want in a public space.


If they go after people who are smoking marijuana, I fully expect them to treat smokers of other legal substances the same way.

/I actually expect the exact opposite
 
2013-11-12 12:59:17 PM

Hz so good: That inflatable joint looks almost like those giant fake phalluses (phallusi?) out of those Japanese Penis festivals, which are bizarre enough themselves.




And why the is he greased up and wearing a tutu?  I enjoy weed like anybody else, but what the hell, dude?


He's going to the Freaker's Ball, obviously.

/come on babies, grease yer lips...
 
2013-11-12 01:01:47 PM
Whoa...... get it under control there TROLLmitter.....

Trolling the pot smokers: Bad news dopeheads:

Trolling the police?: Now if it came in suppository form

/ 0/10 it's just bad form to wildly troll any and everyone, you really should pick a target (like maybe one side of an argument)
 
2013-11-12 01:04:55 PM

GanjSmokr: Communist_Manifesto: Here is the original article from the Denver Post  http://www.denverpost.com/politics/ci_24496810/when-pot-smells-denver- nasal-ranger-goes-investigate?source=hot-topic-bar">http://www.denver post.com/politics/ci_24496810/when-pot-smells-denver- nasal-ranger-goes-investigate?source=hot-topic-bar

The smell of weed "almost never" passes the threshold to be classified as a nuisance smell. These articles are in response to Denvers retarded City Council and Mayor thinking that banning the smell of weed in public is somehow a good idea even though weed is legal. They've since backtracked a bit but they're still crying about "not having to smell your activities" as if everyone is entitled to only smell what they want in a public space.

If they go after people who are smoking marijuana, I fully expect them to treat smokers of other legal substances the same way.

/I actually expect the exact opposite


Unless I missed something, Denver is still in the United States, where it is illegal to possess, use, cultivate, or sell marijuana.

http://norml.org/laws/item/federal-penalties-2
 
2013-11-12 01:06:13 PM

guestguy: *Sniff* "Stinks like sex in here."


Somebody should make a bong out of that.
 
2013-11-12 01:07:59 PM
www.unc.edu
 
2013-11-12 01:18:57 PM

OldManDownDRoad: [www.unc.edu image 850x1212]


Nice find.
 
2013-11-12 01:19:46 PM

meanmutton: GanjSmokr: Communist_Manifesto: Here is the original article from the Denver Post  http://www.denverpost.com/politics/ci_24496810/when-pot-smells-denver- nasal-ranger-goes-investigate?source=hot-topic-bar">http://www.denver post.com/politics/ci_24496810/when-pot-smells-denver- nasal-ranger-goes-investigate?source=hot-topic-bar

The smell of weed "almost never" passes the threshold to be classified as a nuisance smell. These articles are in response to Denvers retarded City Council and Mayor thinking that banning the smell of weed in public is somehow a good idea even though weed is legal. They've since backtracked a bit but they're still crying about "not having to smell your activities" as if everyone is entitled to only smell what they want in a public space.

If they go after people who are smoking marijuana, I fully expect them to treat smokers of other legal substances the same way.

/I actually expect the exact opposite

Unless I missed something, Denver is still in the United States, where it is illegal to possess, use, cultivate, or sell marijuana.

http://norml.org/laws/item/federal-penalties-2


http://norml.org/laws/item/colorado-penalties

Offense    Penalty    Incarceration      Max. Fine
Possession
Personal Use
One oz or less*     no penalty    none    $ 0
Transfer of one oz or less for no remuneration*     no penalty    none    $ 0


http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/29/politics/holder-marijuana-laws/

Attorney General Eric Holder, in a conference call Thursday morning, notified the governors of Colorado and Washington that the department, for now, will not seek to pre-empt those states' laws, which followed voters' approval of ballot measures that legalized recreational marijuana use.
 
2013-11-12 01:43:57 PM
One day, officers of the law may learn the smell difference between marijuana and hay

/Queebec police think that under-porch skunks are a grow-op.
 
2013-11-12 02:06:52 PM

meanmutton: Amish Tech Support: They will be fine until they find Uranus.

It's called Urrectum now.


Damned near killed him!
 
2013-11-12 03:25:13 PM
LOL, our agency used a similar device in the 60's.

img.auctiva.com

Dumb idea. Still subjective based on user. Soem people are more sensitive than others. Using one persons readings as example of some mythical 'average' = bad laws.

That's why nuisances are hard to prove/prosecute.
 
2013-11-12 03:26:39 PM
Got it greened by cleverly using random capitalization and other grammatical errors.

Got several trolly bites.

I'll take it
 
2013-11-12 03:48:35 PM
Also, carbon does not absorb all kinds of odor, so another fail there.
 
2013-11-12 04:52:04 PM
When your police have enough free time to address problems that are not actually problems - then you either have too  many police or poor leadership priorities or both.
 
2013-11-12 08:47:55 PM

meanmutton: Amish Tech Support: They will be fine until they find Uranus.

It's called Urrectum now.


Star Trak seriously, NSFW
 
2013-11-12 09:18:19 PM
illegal plants? what's next- illegal clouds?

Gotta love how one country decries molecules, that have been used for thousands of years by people who somehow learned to live cooperatively with the planet, as somehow 'evil' by nature.

Personally I think that a country so intent on destroying the world so that a few bozos can collect a fast paycheck is far more evil than any plant could ever hope to be.

But then I'm not farking retarded.
 
2013-11-13 09:37:40 PM
Ironically, the people who arrest people for drug possession belong to some of the most corrupt organisations on Earth.
 
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