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(Uproxx)   Here are the 21 new characters in season four on Game of Thrones so you can can get an early start on having no idea what their names are   (uproxx.com) divider line 92
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2013-11-12 09:57:06 AM
I am more interested in how many of those ladies i will get to see topless in GoT
 
2013-11-12 09:59:17 AM
Quite a few of them are listed as "unknown role," so when I don't know their names halfway through the season I'll blame you, subby.
 
2013-11-12 10:00:51 AM
One of those pictures makes me extremely happy. I think you can guess the one.
 
2013-11-12 10:06:49 AM
Your favorite one dies.
 
2013-11-12 10:07:40 AM
Wait, is this the THIRD casting change for Gregor Clegane?  What the heck guys?  They also recast Daario, I wonder why?
 
2013-11-12 10:10:21 AM
It's been over a year since I've read the series, so even seeing the characters' names here I have no idea who they are or what they do.

This'll also be the last decent season unless HBO splits away from the books.
 
2013-11-12 10:11:34 AM
How many of them will be dead by the time season is over?
 
2013-11-12 10:12:28 AM
Struan Rodger as the Three-eyed raven.

This pretty much confirms that they're combining books 3, 4 and 5, which makes sense.

Now given that we're going to get to the three-eyed raven next season, it also seems like they're going to burn through a ton of material next season and the season after that.
 
2013-11-12 10:13:17 AM
I guess it's really hard to keep Game of Thrones relevant in the 10 months between seasons.
 
2013-11-12 10:15:12 AM
Aeryn Walker as Craster's wife

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Yeah, I'd let her call me Daddy.
 
2013-11-12 10:18:58 AM
Checked link to find out when in the FARKING FARK Season four of Gamre of Thrones will finally farking start! Screw the yak yak about characters. Just tell me the date!

"We don't have a release date yet for the fourth season of Game of Thrones"

fc02.deviantart.net
 
2013-11-12 10:24:17 AM
Yes, I'll have the Innkeeper's daughter with a side of Lhara.
 
2013-11-12 10:24:52 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Aeryn Walker as Craster's wife

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Yeah, I'd let her call me Daddy.


Just from googling her based on this pic, there is a vid of her masturbating in the top results. The future is now.
/the vid isn't that good.
 
2013-11-12 10:27:03 AM
It looks like Ser Gregor Clegane is to Game of Thrones as Bon-Bon is to My Little Ponies.
 
2013-11-12 10:27:06 AM
And, like the book, the only redeeming plot lines are Arya's and Tyrion's.

/Maybe Snow's
//Tyrion's for Joffrey
///Snow's for mmm... Ygritte
 
2013-11-12 10:31:10 AM
Brenock O'Connor in an Unknown role

Penny?

/That's sizeist!
 
2013-11-12 10:33:08 AM

MagSeven: Sock Ruh Tease: Aeryn Walker as Craster's wife

[cdn.uproxx.com image 500x442]


Yeah, I'd let her call me Daddy.

Just from googling her based on this pic, there is a vid of her masturbating in the top results. The future is now.
/the vid isn't that good.


She must be a porn star unless all the results in her GIS are fakes.
 
2013-11-12 10:34:45 AM

robertus: Brenock O'Connor in an Unknown role

Penny?

/That's sizeist!


I'm really looking forward to Joffrey's wedding.
 
2013-11-12 10:36:07 AM

TV's Vinnie: Checked link to find out when in the FARKING FARK Season four of Gamre of Thrones will finally farking start! Screw the yak yak about characters. Just tell me the date!

"We don't have a release date yet for the fourth season of Game of Thrones"


I think they're trying to stall for time in the futile hope GRRM will hurry to finish the next book.
 
2013-11-12 10:40:26 AM
A recast of Ser Gregor Clegane?

Anyway, I was too distracted by these new beauties... careful googling some of those names.  There's a porn star in the mix.
 
2013-11-12 10:40:41 AM
I imagined the red viper to be more intimidating in appearance.  I hope pedro can make it work though.
 
2013-11-12 10:43:22 AM
I think Uproxx might need to look a little more carefully into the headshots they're using for the actors/actresses.  I may be mistaken, but I don't think a thin real estate agent, who coincidentally helped me find my condo, has any interest in playing the role for fat Walda Frey/Bolton.  I could be wrong though.
 
2013-11-12 10:43:36 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Aeryn Walker as Craster's wife

[cdn.uproxx.com image 500x442]


Yeah, I'd let her call me Daddy.


So - just dressing like a stripper and simply adding glasses makes it "Sexy/Nerdy"?
 
2013-11-12 10:45:35 AM
Jane McGrath...ahhh yes, the Pedo's dream girl from "Copper". Decent enough show. Putting her into the SoIaF world isn't a a stretch....
 
2013-11-12 10:46:08 AM

texdent: How many of them will be dead by the time season is over?


This. Why bother learning their names when most of them are going to die anyway?
 
2013-11-12 10:50:56 AM

Gergesa: I imagined the red viper to be more intimidating in appearance.  I hope pedro can make it work though.


I never pictured him as physically intimidating.  He's supposed to be quick witted and hot headed with a sharp nose.  Having the nickname the Red Viper, I always pictured him as being small, fast and deadly like a snake rather than a big hulking gorilla like The Mountain.
 
2013-11-12 10:55:57 AM
i'm going to go ahead and say that the second and third people are Penny and Oppo
 
2013-11-12 10:56:19 AM

Persnickety: Gergesa: I imagined the red viper to be more intimidating in appearance.  I hope pedro can make it work though.

I never pictured him as physically intimidating.  He's supposed to be quick witted and hot headed with a sharp nose.  Having the nickname the Red Viper, I always pictured him as being small, fast and deadly like a snake rather than a big hulking gorilla like The Mountain.


THIS.  The actor they cast definitely fits the bill in terms of appearance, and given HBO's casting history I'm betting he will do an excellent job.
 
2013-11-12 10:57:27 AM
Is that Three Mountain or Four Mountain? I lost track.
 
2013-11-12 10:58:16 AM
Innkeeper's daughter is not a role that will ever end well in these books.
 
2013-11-12 10:58:54 AM

Mugato: MagSeven: Sock Ruh Tease: Aeryn Walker as Craster's wife

[cdn.uproxx.com image 500x442]


Yeah, I'd let her call me Daddy.

Just from googling her based on this pic, there is a vid of her masturbating in the top results. The future is now.
/the vid isn't that good.

She must be a porn star unless all the results in her GIS are fakes.


If you look closely, you might notice her website URL embossed on the photo of her in the article.  Let's just say you shouldn't check that out while at work...
 
2013-11-12 11:01:06 AM

Persnickety: Gergesa: I imagined the red viper to be more intimidating in appearance.  I hope pedro can make it work though.

I never pictured him as physically intimidating.  He's supposed to be quick witted and hot headed with a sharp nose.  Having the nickname the Red Viper, I always pictured him as being small, fast and deadly like a snake rather than a big hulking gorilla like The Mountain.


I wasn't necessarily saying he should be like the mountain but that based on him outfighting gregor I imagined him to have a certain vitality/physicality to him.  Pedro looks somewhat sleepy to me.  This is subjective of course but he doesn't convey that sense of lethality.
 
2013-11-12 11:03:31 AM
Not since John Wayne as Genghis Khan have casting directors/show runners gotten a role so wrong as they have with Trixiebelle Harrowell as the Farmer's daughter. It's completely off. She was supposed to be ugly and she should be at least half a foot taller. And she wasn't even called pale in the book, so why white out another character in this already milky cast? Unreal. They keep butchering this once great show by trying to change what is already perfect.

WTF?
 
2013-11-12 11:10:26 AM

Persnickety: Gergesa: I imagined the red viper to be more intimidating in appearance.  I hope pedro can make it work though.

I never pictured him as physically intimidating.  He's supposed to be quick witted and hot headed with a sharp nose.  Having the nickname the Red Viper, I always pictured him as being small, fast and deadly like a snake rather than a big hulking gorilla like The Mountain.


He was definitely not a huge guy. I figured cocky, lean type based on the description.

That fight was the best part of the series.  Definitely the most that a few pages of text has ever had my heart pumping.
 
2013-11-12 11:10:53 AM

Mangoose: Not since John Wayne as Genghis Khan have casting directors/show runners gotten a role so wrong as they have with Trixiebelle Harrowell as the Farmer's daughter. It's completely off. She was supposed to be ugly and she should be at least half a foot taller. And she wasn't even called pale in the book, so why white out another character in this already milky cast? Unreal. They keep butchering this once great show by trying to change what is already perfect.

WTF?


Careful man, your mad is showing.  Also, they are "butchering" the show? Seriously?  Get over yourself.

/Is the farmer's daughter even that important of a character? I can't remember
//Did I just get trolled?
 
2013-11-12 11:11:36 AM

Telos: Mugato: MagSeven: Sock Ruh Tease: Aeryn Walker as Craster's wife

[cdn.uproxx.com image 500x442]


Yeah, I'd let her call me Daddy.

Just from googling her based on this pic, there is a vid of her masturbating in the top results. The future is now.
/the vid isn't that good.

She must be a porn star unless all the results in her GIS are fakes.

If you look closely, you might notice her website URL embossed on the photo of her in the article.  Let's just say you shouldn't check that out while at work...


She's billed as an Aussie porn star. I imagine that's like being a star of the dinner theatre circuit in Akron.
 
2013-11-12 11:15:22 AM

AntonChigger: Mangoose: Not since John Wayne as Genghis Khan have casting directors/show runners gotten a role so wrong as they have with Trixiebelle Harrowell as the Farmer's daughter. It's completely off. She was supposed to be ugly and she should be at least half a foot taller. And she wasn't even called pale in the book, so why white out another character in this already milky cast? Unreal. They keep butchering this once great show by trying to change what is already perfect.

WTF?

Careful man, your mad is showing.  Also, they are "butchering" the show? Seriously?  Get over yourself.

/Is the farmer's daughter even that important of a character? I can't remember
//Did I just get trolled?


That's why you should keep your opinion to yourself. You obviously don't really care about the source material like I do.
 
2013-11-12 11:18:23 AM
Here are some more, in case they run out:

Thringham Loflek
Gol M'Dar
Frevvem Haldy
Jephee Loob
Jhzan Dier
Snock Broney
Mylill Broney
Frang Milliter (creator of The Dark Quail, to be introduced in Season Eight)
 
2013-11-12 11:26:00 AM
that's why i always watch with subtitles on.  it gives me a 50% better chance of remembering (or at least recognizing) some character's name.
 
2013-11-12 11:26:41 AM
Tyrion drowns in a river after finding the true heir.

Now go outside.
 
2013-11-12 11:33:31 AM

Mangoose: AntonChigger: Mangoose: Not since John Wayne as Genghis Khan have casting directors/show runners gotten a role so wrong as they have with Trixiebelle Harrowell as the Farmer's daughter. It's completely off. She was supposed to be ugly and she should be at least half a foot taller. And she wasn't even called pale in the book, so why white out another character in this already milky cast? Unreal. They keep butchering this once great show by trying to change what is already perfect.

WTF?

Careful man, your mad is showing.  Also, they are "butchering" the show? Seriously?  Get over yourself.

/Is the farmer's daughter even that important of a character? I can't remember
//Did I just get trolled?

That's why you should keep your opinion to yourself. You obviously don't really care about the source material like I do.


Whatever you say man.  Enjoy being overly mad at a tv show.
 
2013-11-12 11:34:35 AM

nocturnal001: Persnickety: Gergesa: I imagined the red viper to be more intimidating in appearance.  I hope pedro can make it work though.

I never pictured him as physically intimidating.  He's supposed to be quick witted and hot headed with a sharp nose.  Having the nickname the Red Viper, I always pictured him as being small, fast and deadly like a snake rather than a big hulking gorilla like The Mountain.

He was definitely not a huge guy. I figured cocky, lean type based on the description.

That fight was the best part of the series.  Definitely the most that a few pages of text has ever had my heart pumping.


yeah, that fight was great. Didn't see it going the way it did.
 
2013-11-12 11:35:16 AM
I bet that ghastly looking guy is Cold Hands.
 
2013-11-12 11:36:41 AM

f4rmerbob: One of those pictures makes me extremely happy. I think you can guess the one.


It is a pretty infectious smile.

cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-11-12 11:43:46 AM

f4rmerbob: One of those pictures makes me extremely happy. I think you can guess the one.


cdn.uproxx.com

You perv.....
 
2013-11-12 11:46:04 AM
Roger Ashton-Griffiths should do a good Mace Tyrell. I always imagined him as a crippled Ben Franklin. I also enjoy Sherlock so Mark Gatiss will be interesting in that minor role.

Now that the boring stuff is out of the way, time to build a compilation of the fresh porn stars that are in Game of Thrones. The list grows.

/among other things
 
2013-11-12 11:49:42 AM

AntonChigger: Mangoose: AntonChigger: Mangoose: Not since John Wayne as Genghis Khan have casting directors/show runners gotten a role so wrong as they have with Trixiebelle Harrowell as the Farmer's daughter. It's completely off. She was supposed to be ugly and she should be at least half a foot taller. And she wasn't even called pale in the book, so why white out another character in this already milky cast? Unreal. They keep butchering this once great show by trying to change what is already perfect.

WTF?

Careful man, your mad is showing.  Also, they are "butchering" the show? Seriously?  Get over yourself.

/Is the farmer's daughter even that important of a character? I can't remember
//Did I just get trolled?

That's why you should keep your opinion to yourself. You obviously don't really care about the source material like I do.

Whatever you say man.  Enjoy being overly mad at a tv show.


You got trolled!

Unless you are trolling the troller by responding to his obvious troll attempt, which has in turned caused you to troll me.

I just got trolled!

But... what if he isn't trolling you. What if I am trolling you and him by accusing him of being a troll.

Oh god... does that mean...
Noooooo! It can't be true!
 
2013-11-12 11:51:55 AM

Walt_Jizzney: Sock Ruh Tease: Aeryn Walker as Craster's wife

[cdn.uproxx.com image 500x442]


Yeah, I'd let her call me Daddy.

So - just dressing like a stripper and simply adding glasses makes it "Sexy/Nerdy"?


Yes?  I'm objectifying her not doing a check on her nerd credentials.
 
2013-11-12 11:52:11 AM

Telos: Mugato: MagSeven: Sock Ruh Tease: Aeryn Walker as Craster's wife

[cdn.uproxx.com image 500x442]


Yeah, I'd let her call me Daddy.

Just from googling her based on this pic, there is a vid of her masturbating in the top results. The future is now.
/the vid isn't that good.

She must be a porn star unless all the results in her GIS are fakes.

If you look closely, you might notice her website URL embossed on the photo of her in the article.  Let's just say you shouldn't check that out while at work...



Yeah, I just quickly glanced at it because I am at work. Not because I'd get into trouble but jacking it in the office is a faux pas. I know, draconian rules, right?
 
2013-11-12 11:56:29 AM
Joel Fry as Hizdahr zo Loraq?  That's freaking awesome.
 
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