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(CNN)   Remember the woman who "accidentally" pushed her new husband off a cliff eight days after the wedding? Turns out he was blindfolded when he fell. Somebody's got some 'splaining to do   (cnn.com) divider line 21
    More: Followup, voluntary manslaughter, FBI Laboratory, premeditation  
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2013-11-12 10:33:29 AM
4 votes:
I was doing blindfolded cliff hiking back in the 80's before a lot of people even knew about it.
2013-11-12 10:14:17 AM
4 votes:
The man's crazy wife somehow got him,
to the edge of a cliff, and then pushed him.
Her alibi during grilling,
Was the push did no killing
Rather, it was the sudden stop at the bottom.
2013-11-12 09:30:42 AM
4 votes:
Maybe he got scared on the way down and decided to blindfold himself so he couldn't see the impact.
2013-11-12 09:15:38 AM
4 votes:
"Hey honey, let me blindfold next to this large cliff"

only a newlywed would fall for this!


get it? fall? uck uck
2013-11-12 12:00:09 PM
2 votes:
an artist's rendering of the events that took place
i.imgur.com
2013-11-12 11:01:41 AM
2 votes:

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: This is why I think all cliffs should have fencing.


Fencing on a cliff?

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2013-11-12 12:33:13 PM
1 votes:

docmattic: HailRobonia: Marcus Aurelius: Maybe he got scared on the way down and decided to blindfold himself so he couldn't see the impact.

c.f. Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses.

also see "Traal, Ravenous Bugblatter Beast Of"


So, you're implying she started reading him poetry so bad, he blindfolded himself & jumped?

/One of the secrets of a long marriage is to never stand near a cliff with your spouse.
//...or a train track.
///...or a busy highway.
////probably not a bad idea to keep the guns locked up as well.
//Just sayin'
2013-11-12 12:07:31 PM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: Princess Ryans Knickers: It's the man's fault. He was obviously abusing her and she was defending herself! She's innocent!

Shove it up your piehole, princess. I think the incidence of women taking responsibility for their lives runs about the same as the numbers of men taking responsibility for their lives.

It's not our fault that you have bad taste in women and only know the ones who lie to you.


You get back what you put out into the world. Gee, I wonder why so many "nice guys" wind up with insane hosebeasts...
2013-11-12 11:06:11 AM
1 votes:
They were playing "pin the ground on the bridegroom", a classic honeymoon game among asshole Uzbeks.

Great success!
2013-11-12 11:04:49 AM
1 votes:
Is this really the sort of thing we need to be covering on Fark?

/let Tumblr have this one
//ba-dum-tsch
2013-11-12 10:51:51 AM
1 votes:
This is why I think all cliffs should have fencing.

Also, because I'm not left-handed.
2013-11-12 10:51:40 AM
1 votes:

HailRobonia: The man's crazy wife somehow got him,
to the edge of a cliff, and then pushed him.
Her alibi during grilling,
Was the push did no killing
Rather, it was the sudden stop at the bottom.


Couple on a cliff,
Then she hands him a blindfold,
For his own safety.
2013-11-12 10:44:21 AM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: "Hey honey, let me blindfold next to this large cliff"

only a newlywed would fall for this!


get it? fall? uck uck


I'll tumble for you
2013-11-12 10:28:08 AM
1 votes:
He always hiked that way, it makes it more extreme.
2013-11-12 10:20:07 AM
1 votes:

HailRobonia: Marcus Aurelius: Maybe he got scared on the way down and decided to blindfold himself so he couldn't see the impact.

c.f. Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses.


also see "Traal, Ravenous Bugblatter Beast Of"
2013-11-12 10:15:53 AM
1 votes:

Princess Ryans Knickers: It's the man's fault. He was obviously abusing her and she was defending herself! She's innocent!


Yes yes, the story already told us it was the man that fall't.
2013-11-12 10:10:48 AM
1 votes:
Overzealous game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

Nothing to see here, move along.
2013-11-12 10:01:45 AM
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Maybe he got scared on the way down and decided to blindfold himself so he couldn't see the impact.


c.f. Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses.
2013-11-12 09:04:30 AM
1 votes:
Some people walk blindly into marriage, the others avoid it.
2013-11-12 08:28:50 AM
1 votes:
That's natural selection.
2013-11-12 08:27:40 AM
1 votes:
Don't stick your dick in crazyyyyyyyyy
 
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