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2013-11-12 06:20:55 AM
Pokemon (yes all of them)


/see how I didn't make a 'Gotta kill'em all' joke that's how much I hate those little bastards
 
2013-11-12 06:44:18 AM
Kill? Can't. They're already dead.
 
2013-11-12 06:44:37 AM
besides Tinkerbell?
 
2013-11-12 06:47:39 AM
Now if we change verbs a bit, I have a laundry list of characters I'd like to meet.
 
2013-11-12 08:02:44 AM
Webby McQuack.
 
2013-11-12 08:03:23 AM

doglover: Kill? Can't. They're already dead.


i40.tinypic.com

There's no stopping what can't be stopped, no killing what can't be killed.
 
2013-11-12 08:11:07 AM
Fox & Friends
 
2013-11-12 08:21:09 AM
Jerry & Tweety Bird.
 
2013-11-12 08:35:28 AM
That goddamned Road Runner.

I don't hate him, exactly, I just wanna have a reason to play with all the cool shiat that Acme sells, dangerous though it may be. Freaking wingsuits and dynamite and shoe springs and rocket-powered roller skates and crazy-ass pogo sticks. That shiat looks like FUN
 
2013-11-12 08:41:09 AM
Anything named kardashian
 
2013-11-12 08:55:29 AM
 
2013-11-12 09:12:21 AM
Captain Planet... man, I hate that guy.
 
2013-11-12 09:13:39 AM
Peter Griffin.
 
2013-11-12 09:22:10 AM
Republican Jesus
 
2013-11-12 09:23:36 AM
The Entity
 
2013-11-12 09:26:59 AM
Roger Rabbit. I wanted him to get the dip. Annoying bastard.
 
2013-11-12 09:27:54 AM
Scrappy Do
 
2013-11-12 09:54:18 AM
Sarah Palin
 
2013-11-12 09:59:36 AM
Caillou.

With extreme prejudice.
 
2013-11-12 10:00:17 AM

Blackstone: Scrappy Do


a million times THIS

/and the Wonder Twins, too
 
2013-11-12 10:08:15 AM
Eeeek the Cat!

/Kumbaya
//it never hurts to help!
 
2013-11-12 10:09:23 AM

SmackLT: That goddamned Road Runner.

I don't hate him, exactly, I just wanna have a reason to play with all the cool shiat that Acme sells, dangerous though it may be. Freaking wingsuits and dynamite and shoe springs and rocket-powered roller skates and crazy-ass pogo sticks. That shiat looks like FUN


And feed that bird to Wile E. Coyote so the poor thing can eat.

/Just hate seeing him suffer all my life.
 
2013-11-12 10:37:50 AM
Jar-Jar Binks
 
2013-11-12 10:47:43 AM
Doug Funny - fark that guy
 
2013-11-12 11:42:16 AM
Mallard Fillmore
 
2013-11-12 11:49:48 AM
cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2013-11-12 12:11:33 PM
The entire cast of Family Guy.
 
2013-11-12 12:53:02 PM
Time for Mike Doonesbury to die.  Blame it on a bleeding heart.
 
2013-11-12 01:41:35 PM
I was going to say Princess Celestia, but...

images.4chan.org

...it looks like season 4 of MLP:FiM is going to take care of that.
 
2013-11-12 02:25:35 PM

Blackstone: Scrappy Do


came for it..leave happy
 
2013-11-12 02:35:51 PM
"Mallard Fillmore"

Couldn't make up my mind, then Jekylman reminded me.
/gracias
 
2013-11-12 02:53:54 PM

The Muthaship: Caillou.

With extreme prejudice.


Seconded.

Then Noddy.
 
2013-11-12 03:04:18 PM
Martha from Martha Speaks

or the Roadrunner
 
2013-11-12 03:12:18 PM
Mickey Mouse, fark that guy
 
2013-11-12 03:19:41 PM
Sponge Bob and the entirety of Bikini Bottom.
 
2013-11-12 03:53:23 PM
Ed, Edd and Eddy.  Wow, were they annoying.
 
2013-11-12 04:24:37 PM
epguides.com
 
2013-11-12 04:30:53 PM
Lisa Simpson melodramatic holier than thou vegan buddist pacifist biotch.
 
2013-11-12 07:28:43 PM
There's not enough vodka in the world for me to watch another Max and Ruby DVD.

But a close second goes here.
  

The Muthaship: Caillou.

With extreme prejudice.

 
2013-11-12 07:47:53 PM
BF says "Garfield" from Garfield and Friends.

I say "Angela Anaconda". Kill that freaky looking biatch.
 
2013-11-12 08:02:46 PM

Blackstone: Scrappy Do


Scrappy Doo was the devil.

The gang never faced ACTUAL ghosts and demons before Scrappy Doo came along. It always turned out to be old man Smithers, some the batty crone, or a couple of theives trying to scare people away from their tunnel digging effort.... then Scrappy showed up, and suddenly, real ghosts and monsters.

It was no coincidence. Scrappy is the anti-christ.
 
2013-11-12 09:09:10 PM
Scrappy Doo and that little smart ass chicken on Foghorn Leghorn cartoons. I'd like to shove that slide rule right up his farking beak.
 
2013-11-12 09:20:44 PM
The chipmunks and Dave.
Maybe by jamming then down his throat with a plunger handle.

While we're at it, there may be time enough to skin Caillou and his entire family (maybe the writers too)

aint stopping at one
gotta kill em all
Pokemon?
 
2013-11-12 09:45:20 PM
My little pony goes to Fargo.

That wood make me feel chipper.
 
2013-11-12 09:53:35 PM
An of the non-relevant characters in any long running anime.. dang 500 episodes and this creep comes back?
 
2013-11-12 10:18:03 PM
Any and all characters ever associated with Scooby-Doo.

Hate all of them with a burning passion.
 
2013-11-12 10:47:28 PM
Can we just kill all the Bronies instead?
 
2013-11-12 11:18:08 PM

log_jammin: besides Tinkerbell?


Tinkerbell?  I always thought she'd be great in the sack. You know, if she were a little bigger.  I'm talking about her bazooms, I'd like them a little bigger.
 
2013-11-12 11:26:59 PM
Man you guys are a violent lot..

/Flip side though..
//Subby.
 
2013-11-13 12:43:09 AM

The Muthaship: Caillou.

With extreme prejudice.


He already had cancer, he'll die on his own soon enough.
 
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