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(The Atlantic Wire)   Russian cosmonauts infect ISS computers with malware when they plug in personal USB thumb drives that contain their, um, files   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 19
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2013-11-12 08:31:51 AM
Did the Cosmonaut recently attend a G20 summit in Russia?
 
2013-11-12 08:37:56 AM
Was this article written by aunt Gladys?  The author does not seem to understand the subject enough to present the story in context......
 
2013-11-12 08:39:49 AM
I like how they were blathering on about Stuxnet then at the bottom they include this...

(Correction: this article originally said the ISS was infected with Stuxnet. Upon further review of Kaspersky's statements, that's not the case. We're sorry for the confusion.)

lol... lern2editzors
 
2013-11-12 08:41:05 AM

here to help: I like how they were blathering on about Stuxnet then at the bottom they include this...

(Correction: this article originally said the ISS was infected with Stuxnet. Upon further review of Kaspersky's statements, that's not the case. We're sorry for the confusion.)

lol... lern2editzors


yeah I read that and thought,,,,why don't they just pull the article?
 
2013-11-12 08:44:38 AM
This comment is infected by the Stuxnet virus.

* I learnt before posting that my comment was not infected by the Stuxnet virus
 
2013-11-12 09:20:32 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

/what whaaaaat
 
2013-11-12 09:21:02 AM
So I'm not the only one to name my porn folder 'Files'.
 
2013-11-12 09:29:28 AM

Bigjohn3592: Was this article written by aunt Gladys?  The author does not seem to understand the subject enough to present the story in context......


I actually had an Aunt Gladys.  I had to visit her in the 70's about twice a month.  She smoked 2 packs of unfiltered Camels each day, barely had any teeth, and always gave these huge wet "Camel Kisses" as I called them.  The nicotine drool would go all over your face.  She still sported a beehive doo and she always had what I think was a perpetually full Jack Daniels on the rocks in a plastic cup.  I think she made it to 92.

But she had damn near 8 file boxes full of Legos.  Well worth the slobber.
 
2013-11-12 09:30:10 AM
Soon:
17f0418678386b4e6860-e4f9fcd924b589d19bf6ccc2802ea9aa.r66.cf1.rackcdn.com

Hope they like the 230 mile walk home.
 
2013-11-12 09:39:26 AM
[NelsonHaHa.jpg.]
 
2013-11-12 11:44:47 AM
Should have used a Mac.
 
2013-11-12 12:05:33 PM

relaxitsjustme: Should have used a Mac.


Then they would have to throw out the ISS when the batteries die...
 
2013-11-12 12:22:09 PM
In space, no one can hear you cream.
 
2013-11-12 01:41:59 PM
SPUTNIK'S REVENGE!
 
2013-11-12 01:42:35 PM

Stile4aly: In space, no one can hear you cream.


This is a quality post and it's a shame you didn't get here sooner.

It does however raise the question... how noisy are you ejaculations? I mean is it like a farting noise? A satisfying "FLURP"? Or perhaps I guess if you are an older gentleman the tuba sound from the Price Is Right?

Inquiring minds and all that...
 
2013-11-12 01:46:04 PM

relaxitsjustme: Should have used a Mac.


In my experience Macs are less reliable than a PC running Windows and that's saying a lot.
 
2013-11-12 03:22:51 PM
In factual news: Israel created virus, Stuxnet, infects ISS computers.

/Israel's Nettenyahoo last seen threatening ISS with destruction for not dismantling its nuke power program.
 
2013-11-12 05:31:03 PM

MassAsster: relaxitsjustme: Should have used a Mac.

Then they would have to throw out the ISS when the batteries die...


Ouch, but true

Side note, I don't think I would have like to grow into puberty in Russia. I've seen their porn. Its horrible. So bad its hard to JckFff to. Porn here in US 30 years ago was/still is so much better than Russian porn today. Can't imagine how bad their porn was back then.
 
2013-11-12 07:15:28 PM
kaspersky ....really
 
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