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(Some Guy)   From the "What the hell?" department, a pictorial of a Matt Foley action figure giving a motivational speech to other action figures   ( divider line
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7988 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Dec 2001 at 7:42 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-12-05 08:14:02 AM  
I am easily amused by such things.
2001-12-05 08:17:41 AM  
So am I. I think it's time to go to bed now.
2001-12-05 08:24:08 AM  
WTF down by the river
2001-12-05 08:30:38 AM  
Good headline.
2001-12-05 08:31:51 AM  

2001-12-05 08:32:36 AM  
wow, this is like a glimpse of how good x-e used to be.
2001-12-05 08:47:27 AM  
I'm not sure, but that may actually be a Spawn action figure... Sam, specifically.

Here's a comparison link for ya:

2001-12-05 08:49:43 AM  
yes, that was wonderful, popup added to the hilarity..
2001-12-05 08:50:43 AM  
That looks more like John Goodman.
2001-12-05 08:56:04 AM  
I made my sam look like Matt Foley too, Twitch was supposed to be david spade but it came out all wrong, I even had a table for him to crash and break....good times.
2001-12-05 09:00:27 AM  
That's not matt foley, that's chris farley who did the "In a Van Down By the River" bit.
2001-12-05 09:01:10 AM  
I think it's more an example of how bad x-e has become (and yes, I realize this isn't x-e; I was simply comparing the levels of sub-par humor)
2001-12-05 09:12:36 AM  
Ugh. I saw John Goodman on a Saturday Night Live recently. Him and Dan Akroyd were two of the fattest, sweatiest, greasiest men I have ever seen. When they did a Blues Brothers song and danced around I could almost hear thier lungs crying for help.
2001-12-05 09:28:31 AM  
John Goodman pretty good actor, though, Peaches. Not in everything, I agree. Pretty good in Coen bros movies.. :)

Dan Aykroyd used to shag Carrie Fisher.
2001-12-05 09:31:33 AM  
Sarahlily: And what was Chris Farley's character's name, when he did the motivational speaker skits?

You guessed it: MATT FOLEY.

Good try though.
2001-12-05 09:42:26 AM  
How bout a Dave Foley action figure?
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My sister would want one. Don't ask.
2001-12-05 09:56:10 AM  
That was beautiful.
2001-12-05 10:33:39 AM  
John Goodman will share in Chris Farley's fate, any time now. What a shame.
2001-12-05 10:36:32 AM  
John Goodman was great as the cop in C.H.U.D.
Ok, I'll leave now.
2001-12-05 10:38:50 AM  
That was pretty good, could've been longer though. Anyone else here a fan of Twisted Mego Theatre from ToyFare? There is hilarious shiate in there! CerebusUS: That was definitely Sam the detective from the Spawn series. How do I know? I'm auctioning him and Twitch on ebay, mint on card! Check it out!
2001-12-05 11:01:34 AM  
CHUD canabalistic humanoid undergroud dweller
2001-12-05 11:42:07 AM  
Hey! When do I get to shag Carrie Fisher?
2001-12-05 11:48:17 AM  
Thats what you think Mr. North, alas it stands for something else that the government is hiding from us...something sinister
2001-12-05 12:17:20 PM  
Chemicals Harmful for Urban Disposal
2001-12-05 12:47:17 PM  
I just won 50 bucks at the casino
2001-12-05 12:55:08 PM  
I heard Ben Affleck shagged Carrie Fisher and the whole cast of "The Facts of Life".
2001-12-05 01:52:22 PM  
Trapezoid: OK.

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2001-12-05 02:07:13 PM  
Is he any relation to Mick Foley?
2001-12-05 02:24:59 PM  
That Mat Folley character always looked like Dallas Mavs coach Don Nelson to me.
2001-12-05 02:31:41 PM  
I could do that at least six times better, maybe seven. I'm just too lazy.
2001-12-05 02:48:07 PM  
HOW farkING STUPID!!! that bit weas never funny on SNL, why would it be funny with farkING toys?
2001-12-05 02:48:17 PM  
HOW farkING STUPID!!! that bit was never funny on SNL, why would it be funny with farkING toys?
2001-12-05 02:48:44 PM  
double up jungle boy!!.. wahoo!
2001-12-05 03:06:00 PM  
And I live in a van down by the river!
God bless Chris Farley. That kicked ass... toys... is there anything they CAN'T do?
2001-12-05 03:18:20 PM  
Hmmmm. I submitted another action figure page and it didn't get accepted. I think it much more entertaining. Black Jesus Action Figure
2001-12-05 04:06:31 PM  
Donny: Cant imagine why they wouldnt accept that gem of intellegent racial satire
2001-12-05 05:06:09 PM  
Yeah! My feelings exactly!
2001-12-05 05:40:31 PM  
Good stuff..

I was in Best Buy last night and they were trying to pimp out their NSync Action figures *coughsdollscoughs*

Creepy looking things, the girl behind the counter had to have them staring at her all day. poor thing...*chills*
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