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(Daily Mail)   Master sculptors create realistic animal models out of pipe-cleaners - still yet to see anyone use them for the intended purpose of cleaning pipes   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-11-11 11:31:53 PM  
Before the weird comments start I just wanted to say that's a nice memory.

/and..... now the internet will most likely mock you for saying something sincere
 
2013-11-11 11:33:32 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Before the weird comments start I just wanted to say that's a nice memory.

/and..... now the internet will most likely mock you for saying something sincere


That was for notabunny by the way. I suck at mobile fark.
 
2013-11-11 11:38:07 PM  
While I have used pipe cleaners is art classes like everyone else, I've never seen any outside of school. I'm guessing they sell them where they sell tobacco products but I've never seen any in those places, maybe because I was not looking for them.

Oh, and the girl is really cute and talented.
 
2013-11-11 11:38:44 PM  
Off my lawn subby, and you can take my black tarry pipe cleaners from my cold dead hands.
 
2013-11-11 11:42:54 PM  

JohnBigBootay: JohnBigBootay: Before the weird comments start I just wanted to say that's a nice memory.

/and..... now the internet will most likely mock you for saying something sincere

That was for notabunny by the way. I suck at mobile fark.


No, no. You were just right.
 
2013-11-11 11:55:44 PM  

Southernmost Farker: really nobody has used a pipecleaner to actually clean a device intended to smoke dried up plant material before, besides me... I call bullshiat. I have cleaned smoking pipes using other methods aswell but as their name indicates pipecleaners clean pipes rather well.


Yeah I literally use pipe cleaners to clean a pipe every single day. I use Dill's brand
 
2013-11-12 12:13:40 AM  

Notabunny: In another life I was 4, 5, 6 and my dad smoked a pipe. I almost never smell pipe smoke anymore, but when I do I'm all of a sudden wrapped in a blanket with my brother near the fireplace and my dad is reading Peter Pan to us.


Most common reaction to my pipe smoking is "my [dad, grampa, great grampa] smoked a pipe and I love the smell."
Second is, "huh, actually cleaning a pipe with pipecleaners... weird"

/third being "what are you, a hundred years old?"
 
2013-11-12 12:33:25 AM  

knedgecko: Notabunny: In another life I was 4, 5, 6 and my dad smoked a pipe. I almost never smell pipe smoke anymore, but when I do I'm all of a sudden wrapped in a blanket with my brother near the fireplace and my dad is reading Peter Pan to us.

Most common reaction to my pipe smoking is "my [dad, grampa, great grampa] smoked a pipe and I love the smell."
Second is, "huh, actually cleaning a pipe with pipecleaners... weird"

/third being "what are you, a hundred years old?"


A half a century from now, people who love you will remember you down to the warmth of your hug and the softness of your sweater. You'll be a smile on their lips and a tear on their cheek.
 
2013-11-12 02:32:20 AM  

Tommy Moo: megarian: Earguy: I'd clean her pipes, etc.

Yup.

This is why I've been mostly using Reddit lately. Every woman, no matter how talented, must be simply judged on how hittable she is here.

Down arrow.


Reddit is somehow different?
 
2013-11-12 02:50:13 AM  
Did someone say pipe cleaners?
Here's a random stop motion film featuring them.

http://youtu.be/F-r7TNnHKxw
 
2013-11-12 03:52:02 AM  
That master sculptor has turned me into a master baiter.
 
2013-11-12 04:07:52 AM  
Master sculptors create realistic animal models out of pipe-cleaners

youkeepusingthatword.jpg
 
2013-11-12 06:40:05 AM  

Earguy: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

I'd clean her pipes, etc.


I guessed the fourth post.  You beat it by two.
 
2013-11-12 07:39:42 AM  

Earguy: nickdaisy: Tommy Moo: megarian: Earguy: I'd clean her pipes, etc.

Yup.

This is why I've been mostly using Reddit lately. Every woman, no matter how talented, must be simply judged on how hittable she is here.

Down arrow.

you sound ugly

He sounds humorless.  Missed the point of the post and the connotation of its wording.

And you can't tell me that Reddit isn't full of "she's hot" and "I'd do her" comments.


Yes, but Reddit has a down arrow, and when people add nothing to a conversation except to jack it from the topic of the article and make it about the appearance of a woman photographed in it, those comments are downvoted until they become invisible. It happens every time.
 
2013-11-12 08:04:33 AM  

Hollie Maea: WTFDYW: oldwolf49: They still sell pipe cleaners?????

Pipe cleaners are great for cleaning one hitters. I personally don't smoke anymore (not by choice), but Mrs. WTFDYW does. They work great.

OK, now I'm curious.  The better half smokes, but you don't--against your will.  Who's stopping you?


Drug testing at work.
 
2013-11-12 09:32:09 AM  
Chenille.  Shlamozel.

Hassepfeffer Incorporated.
 
2013-11-12 09:44:10 AM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Those were pretty cool, but made me think of this:
[26.media.tumblr.com image 500x600]

/and cute artist girl is cute


I'm with you on both items.
 
GCD
2013-11-12 10:01:05 AM  

imagonyx123: I think that the Great American Challenge (GIS NSFW) is designed for cleaning pipes.


So, I Googled that...Holy farking shiat.

Product Details
Product Dimensions: 4.5 x 5.5 x 15.5 inches ; 5 pounds

The reviews of it on Amazon are also equally hilarious and worth reading.
 
2013-11-12 11:17:47 AM  

Tommy Moo: Earguy: nickdaisy: Tommy Moo: megarian: Earguy: I'd clean her pipes, etc.

Yup.

This is why I've been mostly using Reddit lately. Every woman, no matter how talented, must be simply judged on how hittable she is here.

Down arrow.

you sound ugly

He sounds humorless.  Missed the point of the post and the connotation of its wording.

And you can't tell me that Reddit isn't full of "she's hot" and "I'd do her" comments.

Yes, but Reddit has a down arrow, and when people add nothing to a conversation except to jack it from the topic of the article and make it about the appearance of a woman photographed in it, those comments are downvoted until they become invisible. It happens every time.


Listen, I thought the lady was pretty. And someone made a joke before me. And I like light-hearted humor sometimes. Sometimes I do not. I am a female and I do get disheartened by the hundreds of photos of women in various states of undress in a thread that has absolutely nothing to do with female aesthetics. Shiat, it could be an article about concrete types and BAM! boobs or some kind of I'd-hit-that comment. Sometimes they are funny. Sometimes they are not. But if I got biatchy every time I became frustrated at the constant deluge of breasts and "yeah, but is she hot?" comments, I would be a total curmudgeon and probably legally insane.

And this isn't an attack at you. I can see your frustration. It can be very frustrating...and quite frequently at that.

shiat Happens. Some ladies are very pretty. Some menfolk are also very attractive. It's hard not
to notice because we're humans.

Anyway...
We're all going to be just fine.
 
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