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(NBC San Diego)   George Clooney says he will never join Twitter, presumably because it would interfere with his schedule of banging hot chicks   (nbcsandiego.com) divider line 4
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2013-11-11 09:10:36 PM
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Twitter is like reading a bottomless pile of fortune cookie fortunes, but in a deranged, reversed narrative order.
2013-11-12 07:53:23 AM
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Weatherkiss: Quantum Apostrophe: Weatherkiss: I'd let George Clooney have sexual intercourse with me, if you know what I mean.

Ah, but are you over 30?

Nope. :(


Um, then turn that frown upside-down 'cuz the old Cloonster will try to shove his middle-aged softie up your nubile cream pie!
2013-11-11 11:35:55 PM
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Marcus Aurelius: A better question is why ANYONE is on twitter.


Fork'n Router: Twitter is like reading a bottomless pile of fortune cookie fortunes, but in a deranged, reversed narrative order.


Bslim: I've yet to see any reason for the twattery that is twitter.


You guys sound like old people.  Twitter is fun.
2013-11-11 11:23:40 PM
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Bslim: I've yet to see any reason for the twattery that is twitter.


It's pretty kickass for keeping up with rapidly developing and chaotic situations.  Twitter is great if:

1. You listen MUCH MUCH more than you talk

2. You "follow" the right people.  It's difficult to overstate how different the experience is if you follow, for instance, Phil Plait, Robert Costa and Andrew Kaczynski vs, say, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton.  No matter what your interests are, you can probably find a good list of people to follow such that it will never be obnoxious and stupid.  On the other hand, it is REALLY REALLY easy to follow people such that it is obnoxious and stupid.  My best advice would be to not follow your friends and family.  They aren't going to say anything on there that you want to hear, and if they do say something, the format will just piss you off.
 
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