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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Lesbians upset, slam the film 'Blue is the warmest color' .... Slam it hard   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 60
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2013-11-12 07:50:04 AM

stoli n coke: So, people are mad that two actresses are pretending to be lesbians for a movie?


Know how I know you didn't RTFA?  Way to get trolled by subby, yo.  Some people are mad, apparently, but the lesbians interviewed just went "meh".  I'm a straight guy but -- while I haven't seen this particular movie -- I can relate to that reaction.  Hot women are one of the most important reasons for the existence of life itself, but when they're going through the motions of an act that's obviously not exciting for them, I'm a bit too empathic to not notice.

ambercat: I thought it was understood that movies/porn do not accurately portray romance/sex.


They don't accurately portray violence or pretty much anything else, either.  When that guy's head exploded in Videodrome -- and you may be want to be sitting down for this -- it wasn't a real head and that guy didn't really die.  Oh, and the ESP in the movie wasn't real either.  But imagine if someone filmed an action movie where the combatants looked bored, vaguely pointed the prop guns in each others' general direction instead of at least pretending to aim and delivered every line in flat monotone.  That's kind of the level of most staged sex in movies and porn.  Suspension of disbelief is the lesson for today.  When I see two girls making out I want to get excited, but when the acting is awful to the point that they seem to be getting paid by the hour, the bad quality and lack of any excitement to empathize with becomes destructively distracting.

/not subby
 
2013-11-12 08:45:18 AM
Filmspotting loved it, but they're only men.
 
2013-11-12 09:25:22 AM
I do not belive you Subby unless Jezebel says so.
 
2013-11-12 10:19:31 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: I do not belive you Subby unless Jezebel says so.


Dear Jezebel, I am 18 years old. Some of my lezzie friends say there are no lesbian scenes in movies that are accurate. Bull Dyke says, "if you see it in Jezebel, it is so." Please tell me the truth, is there a hot lesbian scene in Blue Is the Warmest Color?"
 
2013-11-12 10:21:22 AM

dragonchild: When that guy's head exploded in Videodrome -- and you may be want to be sitting down for this -- it wasn't a real head and that guy didn't really die.  Oh, and the ESP in the movie wasn't real either.


You probably mean Scanners.
 
2013-11-12 10:23:30 AM

batlock666: You probably mean Scanners.


Yes, I did.  I'd like to thank you but my irrational pride obligates me to say fark you for the public embarrassment that was completely my doing.
 
2013-11-12 10:49:51 AM

dragonchild: batlock666: You probably mean Scanners.

Yes, I did.  I'd like to thank you but my irrational pride obligates me to say fark you for the public embarrassment that was completely my doing.


That's okay. Remember: Scanners is the one where the guy's head explodes. Videodrome is the one where Debbie Harry puts out a cigarette on her naked tits, and James Woods shoves a videocasette in a slot in his stomach. It's easy to confuse the two movies.

/Thank Eris for David Cronenberg.
//You probably don't want to confuse a movie with Shivers.
 
2013-11-12 10:59:38 AM
FTV: "Let it be known, it will never be my choice [to fall asleep on someone's butthole]."

I'm accepting applications for folks who feel it may be their choice.

moike: jake_lex: "I thought it was hot at the beginning, and then it got ridiculous when they kept switching sex positions every ten seconds," observes one viewer. "It started to feel like an infomercial for a kitchen product, where they try and showcase all the things it can do. 'It can chop, it can slice, it can dice, it can puree, it can eat out your asshole.' "

I'd pay $19.95 plus shipping and handling for one of those

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You're gonna love my nuts...


That guy has a ridiculously untrustworthy face.
 
2013-11-12 11:19:34 AM
So it is too gay for straight people and too straight for gay people
 
2013-11-12 01:43:51 PM

maliklockett: So it is too gay for straight people and too straight for gay people


It's not gay, it's LESBIAN.

Which is just fine for straight guys.
 
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