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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Lesbians upset, slam the film 'Blue is the warmest color' .... Slam it hard   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 60
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2013-11-11 08:19:28 PM
Lesbians React to 'Blue Is the Warmest Color': "Pretty Obviously Two Straight Women Having Sex"

Duh! Both of them were actually attractive!

Ohh and because I saw it at the bottom:

www.hollywoodreporter.com


William Daf"O"e Face!
 
2013-11-11 08:38:21 PM
I spent the last hour trying to find a torrent of this movie to see just how horrible it is, but every single one I found is either fake or broken.

Some copyright lawyer out there is sure working his ass off filling out DMCA forms to make sure I never see this movie.
 
2013-11-11 09:36:22 PM
"I thought it was hot at the beginning, and then it got ridiculous when they kept switching sex positions every ten seconds," observes one viewer. "It started to feel like an infomercial for a kitchen product, where they try and showcase all the things it can do. 'It can chop, it can slice, it can dice, it can puree, it can eat out your asshole.' "

I'd pay $19.95 plus shipping and handling for one of those
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-11-11 09:52:33 PM
'Pretty Obviously Two Straight Women Having Sex'

What's better than watching two hot lesbians having sex?
 
2013-11-11 10:22:01 PM
Maybe they want cuts to the film.  Give the film a good scissoring and it might get better.
 
2013-11-11 10:25:59 PM
So they're not lapping it up, then.
 
2013-11-11 10:29:13 PM

dookdookdook: I spent the last hour trying to find a torrent of this movie to see just how horrible it is, but every single one I found is either fake or broken.

Some copyright lawyer out there is sure working his ass off filling out DMCA forms to make sure I never see this movie.

There is a clip or two on Fleshbot
 
2013-11-11 10:44:21 PM

Pentaxian: There is a clip or two on Fleshbot


Overproduced and clearly fake, but fappable I suppose.
 
2013-11-11 10:50:18 PM
"It  can  chop, it can slice, it can dice, it can puree, it can eat out your asshole"

I know what Mom is getting for Christmas this year.
 
2013-11-11 10:50:53 PM
Sex in movies is highly stylized and unrealistic.  I think the Lumiere Brothers could have told you that.
 
2013-11-11 10:51:33 PM
www.leasticoulddo.com
 
2013-11-11 10:54:07 PM
Speaking of, is slam dancing still a thing? Or is it all twerking, jerking, and bhangra?
 
2013-11-11 10:55:37 PM

Sgt Otter: Sex in movies is highly stylized and unrealistic.  I think the Lumiere Brothers could have told you that.


The obsession with hetero butt sex and doggy style is 10% forbidden fruit and 90% because it is a way to film a chick getting railed and being able to see her more than the guy doing her.
 
2013-11-11 10:56:17 PM

Sgt Otter: Sex in movies is highly stylized and unrealistic.  I think the Lumiere Brothers could have told you that.


Yeah, I'm really trying to figure out where the anger is coming from.  It's a movie, therefore fake.  Get over it.
 
2013-11-11 11:01:53 PM
Jodie Foshter still isn't going to scissor you.
 
2013-11-11 11:15:16 PM
www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2013-11-11 11:16:41 PM
They're just giving it the College Try. (NSFW lyrics)
 
2013-11-11 11:17:49 PM

Fano: Sgt Otter: Sex in movies is highly stylized and unrealistic.  I think the Lumiere Brothers could have told you that.

The obsession with hetero butt sex and doggy style is 10% forbidden fruit and 90% because it is a way to film a chick getting railed and being able to see her more than the guy doing her.


I don't think anyone in the history of ever has done arched-reverse cowgirl w/o a camera.
 
2013-11-11 11:18:59 PM

dookdookdook: I spent the last hour trying to find a torrent of this movie to see just how horrible it is, but every single one I found is either fake or broken.

Some copyright lawyer out there is sure working his ass off filling out DMCA forms to make sure I never see this movie.


It sure is hard finding footage of lesbian sex on the internet.
 
2013-11-11 11:20:05 PM
So, people are mad that two actresses are pretending to be lesbians for a movie?
Man, they are going to be really pissed when they find out the guys in Apollo 13 weren't really astronauts.
 
2013-11-11 11:22:00 PM

Fano: Speaking of, is slam dancing still a thing? Or is it all twerking, jerking, and bhangra?


Having been to a Behemoth show not too long ago, I can assure it is most definitely still a thing (although since it caught on in metal it's known as moshing).
 
2013-11-11 11:22:28 PM

Mad_Radhu: They're just giving it the College Try. (NSFW lyrics)


THIS^^ made me smile :)
 
2013-11-11 11:23:15 PM

jake_lex: "I thought it was hot at the beginning, and then it got ridiculous when they kept switching sex positions every ten seconds," observes one viewer. "It started to feel like an infomercial for a kitchen product, where they try and showcase all the things it can do. 'It can chop, it can slice, it can dice, it can puree, it can eat out your asshole.' "

I'd pay $19.95 plus shipping and handling for one of those


I'll wait to see what the Amazon reviews are like.
 
2013-11-11 11:28:53 PM

fusillade762: jake_lex: "I thought it was hot at the beginning, and then it got ridiculous when they kept switching sex positions every ten seconds," observes one viewer. "It started to feel like an infomercial for a kitchen product, where they try and showcase all the things it can do. 'It can chop, it can slice, it can dice, it can puree, it can eat out your asshole.' "

I'd pay $19.95 plus shipping and handling for one of those

I'll wait to see what the Amazon reviews are like.


I'm holding out for the YouTube comments thankyouverymuch.
 
2013-11-11 11:29:50 PM
Lesbians are not upset about it.  What the article is mentioning is that someone showed a group of lesbians just the sex scenes from the movie and asked for their reactions.  If you cut out just the sex scenes from any movie and showed them to any group of people, they'd react poorly.
 
2013-11-11 11:38:29 PM

2chris2: Lesbians are not upset about it.  What the article is mentioning is that someone showed a group of lesbians just the sex scenes from the movie and asked for their reactions.  If you cut out just the sex scenes from any movie and showed them to any group of people, they'd react poorly.


Assuming those people weren't men?

Because, frankly, there are entire sites devoted to just showing the sex scenes from movies:  http://www.mrskin.com/
 
2013-11-11 11:49:29 PM

stoli n coke: So, people are mad that two actresses are pretending to be lesbians for a movie?
Man, they are going to be really pissed when they find out the guys in Apollo 13 weren't really astronauts.


What?! You mean Tom Hanks never actually went to The 'Burbs to explore the Forrest, and then was stuck in a Big Terminal on the way back while telling a story about his Woody, finally jetting off to Seattle and being sleepless once he got there because someone told him "You've Got Mail" that read "Philadelphia" and which eventually led him to solve The Da Vinci Code. Huh.
 
2013-11-12 12:19:09 AM
So now they know how unappealing straight sex scenes are in movies?  farking awful, the whole lot.
 
2013-11-12 12:22:29 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Maybe they want cuts to the film.  Give the film a good scissoring and it might get better.


Apparently real lesbians don't actually scissor. Most seem to find the concept absurd, and the attempts to do actually perform said act to be completely fruitless. But like with porn in general, it's for performance, not pleasure.
 
2013-11-12 12:33:21 AM
oh, it's that thread where fark lumps all lesbians into the butch category.  cute.
 
2013-11-12 12:34:37 AM

vpb: 'Pretty Obviously Two Straight Women Having Sex'

What's better than watching two hot lesbians having sex?


Three!  Three hot lesbians!
www.nerdtopiacast.com
 
2013-11-12 12:37:42 AM
I didn't bother reading the article but I did hear an brief interview with the author of the graphic novel who's primary (and as far as I can tell only) biatch was that the movie wasn't directed by a lesbian.  And that there is no way a non-lesbian could ever make a good movie.  And during the interview admitted she hadn't seen a single scene.

In which I say - go fark yourself.

/bitter lesbians annoy me more than old bitter gay men
 
2013-11-12 12:58:35 AM

ramblinwreck: So now they know how unappealing straight sex scenes are in movies?  farking awful, the whole lot.


angryflatcap.files.wordpress.com

The sex scenes in "The Room" are incredibly bad.

Bonus link:  The most ridiculous "I'M GETTING A BLOWJOB!" face in history:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVRfwTIyHf8
 
2013-11-12 01:00:25 AM
Wow.the comments on TFA were something else.
 
2013-11-12 01:42:17 AM
a real clam jam
 
2013-11-12 01:45:09 AM

eschatus: Wow.the comments on TFA were something else.


Do tell. I don't feel like "temporarily allow all scripts on this page" several times just to read anonymous Internet comments. I just showered in raw sewage, I have standards
 
2013-11-12 01:46:36 AM

ramblinwreck: So now they know how unappealing straight sex scenes are in movies?  farking awful, the whole lot.


Not ALL of them. The sex scene in "Delicatessen" (sp?) is definitely worth seeing. Even though the whole movie is good that scene probably made me laugh harder than any other scene.
 
2013-11-12 01:52:33 AM

jake_lex: "I thought it was hot at the beginning, and then it got ridiculous when they kept switching sex positions every ten seconds," observes one viewer. "It started to feel like an infomercial for a kitchen product, where they try and showcase all the things it can do. 'It can chop, it can slice, it can dice, it can puree, it can eat out your asshole.' "

I'd pay $19.95 plus shipping and handling for one of those


weeklyguiltypleasure.files.wordpress.com

You're gonna love my nuts...
 
2013-11-12 02:45:50 AM
Ladies..If you can't beat em', lick em'...
 
2013-11-12 02:57:38 AM

Sgt Otter: ramblinwreck: So now they know how unappealing straight sex scenes are in movies?  farking awful, the whole lot.

[angryflatcap.files.wordpress.com image 300x198]

The sex scenes in "The Room" are incredibly bad.

Bonus link:  The most ridiculous "I'M GETTING A BLOWJOB!" face in history:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVRfwTIyHf8
Holy shiat that was bad

 
2013-11-12 03:49:33 AM

Trocadero: Fano: Sgt Otter: Sex in movies is highly stylized and unrealistic.  I think the Lumiere Brothers could have told you that.

The obsession with hetero butt sex and doggy style is 10% forbidden fruit and 90% because it is a way to film a chick getting railed and being able to see her more than the guy doing her.

I don't think anyone in the history of ever has done arched-reverse cowgirl w/o a camera.


This is just not true.
 
2013-11-12 04:00:58 AM
I thought it was understood that movies/porn do not accurately portray romance/sex. Please tell me no lesbians out there think movies are indicative of the normal romantic and sexual activities of straights.
 
2013-11-12 05:43:16 AM

ReverendJimBobHammer: ramblinwreck: So now they know how unappealing straight sex scenes are in movies?  farking awful, the whole lot.

Not ALL of them. The sex scene in "Delicatessen" (sp?) is definitely worth seeing. Even though the whole movie is good that scene probably made me laugh harder than any other scene.


Also the sex scene in the The Tall Guy is pretty funny.
 
2013-11-12 05:50:12 AM

Sgt Otter: Sex in movies is highly stylized and unrealistic.  I think the Lumiere Brothers could have told you that.


Edison would steal it too.
 
2013-11-12 05:53:59 AM

Arkanaut: dookdookdook: I spent the last hour trying to find a torrent of this movie to see just how horrible it is, but every single one I found is either fake or broken.

Some copyright lawyer out there is sure working his ass off filling out DMCA forms to make sure I never see this movie.

It sure is hard finding footage of lesbian sex on the internet.


To be fair, this person is looking for footage of lesbian sex spoiled by a bunch of character development and talking and shiat.
 
2013-11-12 06:55:34 AM

Mambo Bananapatch:


Ewww, The Joker and TV's Frank were in a teleporter accident.
 
2013-11-12 06:55:53 AM

StopLurkListen: eschatus: Wow.the comments on TFA were something else.

Do tell. I don't feel like "temporarily allow all scripts on this page" several times just to read anonymous Internet comments. I just showered in raw sewage, I have standards


Apparently the drudge linked there. The comments are about what you would expect.
 
2013-11-12 07:09:42 AM
I once saw Neil Patrick Harris pretend to be straight and I, as a straight man, got OUTRAGED!!!
 
2013-11-12 07:31:19 AM
"I thought it was hot at the beginning, and then it got ridiculous when they kept switching sex positions every ten seconds," observes one viewer. "It started to feel like an infomercial for a kitchen product, where they try and showcase all the things it can do. 'It can chop, it can slice, it can dice, it can puree, it can eat out your asshole.' "

All that? And Tossed Salad as well? What a deal!
 
2013-11-12 07:45:04 AM

Mambo Bananapatch: [www.demotivationalposters.org image 640x696]


The lady in the pleather™ vest appears to have a case of the herples.
 
2013-11-12 07:50:04 AM

stoli n coke: So, people are mad that two actresses are pretending to be lesbians for a movie?


Know how I know you didn't RTFA?  Way to get trolled by subby, yo.  Some people are mad, apparently, but the lesbians interviewed just went "meh".  I'm a straight guy but -- while I haven't seen this particular movie -- I can relate to that reaction.  Hot women are one of the most important reasons for the existence of life itself, but when they're going through the motions of an act that's obviously not exciting for them, I'm a bit too empathic to not notice.

ambercat: I thought it was understood that movies/porn do not accurately portray romance/sex.


They don't accurately portray violence or pretty much anything else, either.  When that guy's head exploded in Videodrome -- and you may be want to be sitting down for this -- it wasn't a real head and that guy didn't really die.  Oh, and the ESP in the movie wasn't real either.  But imagine if someone filmed an action movie where the combatants looked bored, vaguely pointed the prop guns in each others' general direction instead of at least pretending to aim and delivered every line in flat monotone.  That's kind of the level of most staged sex in movies and porn.  Suspension of disbelief is the lesson for today.  When I see two girls making out I want to get excited, but when the acting is awful to the point that they seem to be getting paid by the hour, the bad quality and lack of any excitement to empathize with becomes destructively distracting.

/not subby
 
2013-11-12 08:45:18 AM
Filmspotting loved it, but they're only men.
 
2013-11-12 09:25:22 AM
I do not belive you Subby unless Jezebel says so.
 
2013-11-12 10:19:31 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: I do not belive you Subby unless Jezebel says so.


Dear Jezebel, I am 18 years old. Some of my lezzie friends say there are no lesbian scenes in movies that are accurate. Bull Dyke says, "if you see it in Jezebel, it is so." Please tell me the truth, is there a hot lesbian scene in Blue Is the Warmest Color?"
 
2013-11-12 10:21:22 AM

dragonchild: When that guy's head exploded in Videodrome -- and you may be want to be sitting down for this -- it wasn't a real head and that guy didn't really die.  Oh, and the ESP in the movie wasn't real either.


You probably mean Scanners.
 
2013-11-12 10:23:30 AM

batlock666: You probably mean Scanners.


Yes, I did.  I'd like to thank you but my irrational pride obligates me to say fark you for the public embarrassment that was completely my doing.
 
2013-11-12 10:49:51 AM

dragonchild: batlock666: You probably mean Scanners.

Yes, I did.  I'd like to thank you but my irrational pride obligates me to say fark you for the public embarrassment that was completely my doing.


That's okay. Remember: Scanners is the one where the guy's head explodes. Videodrome is the one where Debbie Harry puts out a cigarette on her naked tits, and James Woods shoves a videocasette in a slot in his stomach. It's easy to confuse the two movies.

/Thank Eris for David Cronenberg.
//You probably don't want to confuse a movie with Shivers.
 
2013-11-12 10:59:38 AM
FTV: "Let it be known, it will never be my choice [to fall asleep on someone's butthole]."

I'm accepting applications for folks who feel it may be their choice.

moike: jake_lex: "I thought it was hot at the beginning, and then it got ridiculous when they kept switching sex positions every ten seconds," observes one viewer. "It started to feel like an infomercial for a kitchen product, where they try and showcase all the things it can do. 'It can chop, it can slice, it can dice, it can puree, it can eat out your asshole.' "

I'd pay $19.95 plus shipping and handling for one of those

[weeklyguiltypleasure.files.wordpress.com image 329x330]

You're gonna love my nuts...


That guy has a ridiculously untrustworthy face.
 
2013-11-12 11:19:34 AM
So it is too gay for straight people and too straight for gay people
 
2013-11-12 01:43:51 PM

maliklockett: So it is too gay for straight people and too straight for gay people


It's not gay, it's LESBIAN.

Which is just fine for straight guys.
 
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