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(Gawker)   Batman arrested for theft, trespassing, and heroin consumption. In other news, Suparman is facing the same charges   (gawker.com) divider line 32
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d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-11 04:16:12 PM
What Suparman looks like...

languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu
 
2013-11-11 04:16:34 PM
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-11-11 04:16:38 PM
(Re-reads the headline)

(Weeps for our future)
 
2013-11-11 04:22:36 PM
This is really really old.
 
2013-11-11 04:22:53 PM
Was Piderman involved?

fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-11-11 04:24:35 PM
He got too old for the hump-hump house, and resorted to theft?
 
2013-11-11 04:27:24 PM
HEY GUYS! EVER SEEN THIS PICTURE:

images.encyclopediadramatica.es??

*off to ebaums world*
 
2013-11-11 04:27:51 PM
after robbing the same store on two separate occasions.

Sounds more like a Roberto. "ah that first time was just to case the joint and rob it a little... what's the matter? You scaared?!?"
 
2013-11-11 04:29:25 PM
More like Subpar-Man, amirite?
 
2013-11-11 04:31:18 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: HEY GUYS! EVER SEEN THIS PICTURE:

[images.encyclopediadramatica.es image 400x287]??

*off to ebaums world*


I miss the gray wave.
 
2013-11-11 04:33:26 PM
If only there were someone we could call to bring this criminal to justice.
 
2013-11-11 04:37:55 PM

Slaxl: after robbing the same store on two separate occasions.

Sounds more like a Roberto. "ah that first time was just to case the joint and rob it a little... what's the matter? You scaared?!?"


Stand back, I gotta practice my stabbin!
 
2013-11-11 04:45:26 PM

itsaidwhat: This is really really old.


Jim from Saint Paul: HEY GUYS! EVER SEEN THIS PICTURE:

[images.encyclopediadramatica.es image 400x287]??

*off to ebaums world*


He was just sentenced today (or at least that's what the article linked to by Gawker states).  How new does it have to be to not be "old".

Unless you're just biatching about his name being old news.  Yes, the guy and his I.D. have been around  forever.  He's considered a Fark favorite.  We would also read about it here if Mustard Man landed in the pokey.
 
2013-11-11 04:46:08 PM
It's just a complicated scheme to unmask Jokar bin Luthor. He'll be out in no time.
 
2013-11-11 04:52:40 PM
"Batman in Superman"

Watch as Batman cuckolds Robin and find out why they call Superman "the man of 'steal'" as he steals his way into batman's heart.

There us plenty of men wearing tights and aprons back to front in thus family friendly gay romp.

It ends with a fantastic scene where Batman takes it in the bat cave.
 
2013-11-11 04:53:55 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: itsaidwhat: This is really really old.

Jim from Saint Paul: HEY GUYS! EVER SEEN THIS PICTURE:

[images.encyclopediadramatica.es image 400x287]??

*off to ebaums world*

He was just sentenced today (or at least that's what the article linked to by Gawker states).  How new does it have to be to not be "old".

Unless you're just biatching about his name being old news.  Yes, the guy and his I.D. have been around  forever.  He's considered a Fark favorite.  We would also read about it here if Mustard Man landed in the pokey.


Did you here that Heavy.com went behind a pay wall?

How will I ever watch "Behind the Music that Sucks™" now?!
 
2013-11-11 04:58:34 PM
Its always sad when batman starts robbin'.
 
2013-11-11 05:19:04 PM
Peter Porker wouldn't do that.
 
2013-11-11 05:26:43 PM
Just in!

Mustard Man Lands In Pokey!
 
2013-11-11 05:35:26 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: itsaidwhat: This is really really old.

Jim from Saint Paul: HEY GUYS! EVER SEEN THIS PICTURE:

[images.encyclopediadramatica.es image 400x287]??

*off to ebaums world*

He was just sentenced today (or at least that's what the article linked to by Gawker states).  How new does it have to be to not be "old".

Unless you're just biatching about his name being old news.  Yes, the guy and his I.D. have been around  forever.  He's considered a Fark favorite.  We would also read about it here if Mustard Man landed in the pokey.

Did you here that Heavy.com went behind a pay wall?

How will I ever watch "Behind the Music that Sucks™" now?!


What are you on about?
 
2013-11-11 05:35:27 PM
And just when Batman and Superman were going to have a baby together.
 
2013-11-11 05:48:09 PM
No word on the dozens of "you wrecked my building!" collateral damage lawsuits (IE, the real reason superheroes wear masks..)?
 
2013-11-11 05:53:47 PM
So Batman gets 33 months, but baby rapists get home detention. Nice to know.
 
2013-11-11 06:33:46 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: And just when Batman and Superman were going to have a baby together.


Superman's an alien so it wasn't going to work anyways, not that he wouldn't try. "I ain't going to lie, I blew a nut in the Batman."
 
2013-11-11 06:43:23 PM
Interesting histocial tidbit: Melbourne (Australia) was originally called "Batmania".

Ie, named after John Batman with the same ending as Tasmania.
 
2013-11-11 07:09:01 PM

CleanAndPure: cuckolds


That word, I don't think it means what you think it means.
 
2013-11-11 08:05:29 PM

jigger: If only there were someone we could call to bring this criminal to justice.


I think The Tick is available.
 
2013-11-11 09:06:26 PM
If you read an actual news article, not the snarky Gawker gee-whiz crap, you'll learn that Suparman is not an unusual name in that part of the world.  Su- is a prefix, meaning 'good', that is appended to lots of names.  As in Suharto, Sukarno, et al.
 
2013-11-11 10:05:37 PM

1-phenylpropan-2-amine: So Batman gets 33 months, but baby rapists get home detention. Nice to know.


Pretty sure kiddy diddlers get the death penalty over in Singapore. Doesn't take all too much to get a nice trip to the gallows over there.
 
2013-11-11 10:34:24 PM

FrancoFile: If you read an actual news article, not the snarky Gawker gee-whiz crap, you'll learn that Suparman is not an unusual name in that part of the world.  Su- is a prefix, meaning 'good', that is appended to lots of names.  As in Suharto, Sukarno, et al.


You smoke a pipe and wear a fedora, don't you?
 
2013-11-12 01:51:44 AM

FrancoFile: If you read an actual news article, not the snarky Gawker gee-whiz crap, you'll learn that Suparman is not an unusual name in that part of the world.  Su- is a prefix, meaning 'good', that is appended to lots of names.  As in Suharto, Sukarno, et al.


If you read an actual dictionary, we'll find your picture next to the definition of "pretentious", amirite?
 
2013-11-12 03:09:14 PM

kling_klang_bed: 1-phenylpropan-2-amine: So Batman gets 33 months, but baby rapists get home detention. Nice to know.

Pretty sure kiddy diddlers get the death penalty over in Singapore. Doesn't take all too much to get a nice trip to the gallows over there.


Good point. He's probably just get a slapped wrist and a small Kryponite gift bag when he leaves the courtroom if it were here.
 
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