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(Salon)   Well I guess that means that the Duggars have 19 Porsches   (salon.com) divider line 27
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2013-11-11 04:07:07 PM
8 votes:
There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "They made me buy a 914!".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.
2013-11-11 04:06:56 PM
4 votes:

doyner: Marcus Aurelius: But having children is more a choice than a random act of nature. People who drive a new Porsche pay more for car insurance than those who drive an old Chevy

Which explains why you're trying to ban birth control?

A Porsche is a gift from God.


I thought that was a Mercedes Benz.
2013-11-11 04:04:07 PM
4 votes:
In before BP just wants to ask some questions...
2013-11-11 04:03:34 PM
4 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: But having children is more a choice than a random act of nature. People who drive a new Porsche pay more for car insurance than those who drive an old Chevy

Which explains why you're trying to ban birth control?


A Porsche is a gift from God.
2013-11-11 04:50:06 PM
3 votes:
See, this is totally anti-male. It's not as if women give birth to males. Males wouldn't benefit from some woman getting good prenatal care. They sure wouldn't suffer if there are problems with delivery. And will someone please think of the lesbians who don't want kids! It's not like women give birth to lesbians, either!
2013-11-11 05:33:53 PM
2 votes:

lockers: doyner: Marcus Aurelius: But having children is more a choice than a random act of nature. People who drive a new Porsche pay more for car insurance than those who drive an old Chevy

Which explains why you're trying to ban birth control?

A Porsche is a gift from God.

Having a vagina is a choice, see?


Of course it is --- it goes hand-in-hand with deciding to become a heterosexual.
2013-11-11 03:58:20 PM
2 votes:
But having children is more a choice than a random act of nature. People who drive a new Porsche pay more for car insurance than those who drive an old Chevy

Which explains why you're trying to ban birth control?
2013-11-11 03:33:13 PM
2 votes:

FlashHarry: speaking as someone who doesn't have kids, i'd rather have the porsche, thanks.


Speaking as someone who does have kids... I'm willing to hear proposals.

/just don't tempt me with a 911 GT3. I love my children, but, that just isn't fair.
2013-11-11 08:02:52 PM
1 votes:
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2013-11-11 07:52:51 PM
1 votes:

Ringshadow: /And in spite of being thirty god damn years old, coworkers still endlessly harass me that I need to have kids


Now that I'm 41 - old and washed up in some people's eyes - people have stopped asking me "When are you going to have kids?  You'll regret not having any when you're old and alone..."  What a goddamned relief getting older is.
2013-11-11 06:29:39 PM
1 votes:
Having met N Gregory Mankiw several years ago, the only thing I have to say is that it is a great national tragedy that he is still alive.

/been hating on him in my bio since day 1
2013-11-11 05:27:48 PM
1 votes:

YodaTuna: I wasn't aware that employers have to buy birth control for their employees.


Hey!  As the GOP has always said, medical decisions should be something made purely between doctor and patient...  and faceless bureacrat that works for the insurance industry...  and of course, the company that employs you.  But no one else!
2013-11-11 05:02:22 PM
1 votes:
I saw someone arguing the other day that having a uterus was a choice. I'm still not sure how I understand that logic, but yes, it was a male arguing it.
2013-11-11 04:38:35 PM
1 votes:

Genevieve Marie: Tomahawk513: Genevieve Marie: I predict this will help the Republican party close that gender gap once and for all.

/No you whores can't have birth control
//What, you got pregnant? Screw you, your insurance shouldn't have to pay for that shiat

///And no abortion!
////And no public assistance once your bastard crotchfruit is born!
//And no more happiness!

Basically, just don't have sex or enjoy any other sort of human pleasure if you aren't at least moderately wealthy.

Some

sex is allowed under this plan, however...
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2013-11-11 04:36:19 PM
1 votes:
I had a vasectomy over a decade ago.  Every single insurance policy I've had since has had provisions that would cover my significant other if she got pregnant.  Even when I haven't had a significant other.  Over fourteen years now and I haven't received a discount on my insurance due to this.

Thanks Obama.
2013-11-11 04:26:16 PM
1 votes:
The 20th Porsche ended up being a 70's VW bug that caught on fire and didn't make it out of the assembly line.
2013-11-11 04:25:12 PM
1 votes:
Herp no kids and still paying for a school system I don't use; taxes = legal theft, derp.
2013-11-11 04:22:10 PM
1 votes:
How's that Republican outreach to women going, guys?
2013-11-11 04:21:13 PM
1 votes:
Why are we not dragging these hypocritical assholes through the streets and caning them in the public square?
2013-11-11 04:12:44 PM
1 votes:

CreamFilling: Marcus Aurelius: CreamFilling: Who's trying to ban birth control? Even the Pope has more or less turned a blind eye to that one

Not sure if serious.

Nothing at all to do with banning it, just whether employers should have to pay for it.


OK, then how about this?
2013-11-11 04:12:15 PM
1 votes:
I predict this will help the Republican party close that gender gap once and for all.

/No you whores can't have birth control
//What, you got pregnant? Screw you, your insurance shouldn't have to pay for that shiat
2013-11-11 04:11:39 PM
1 votes:
These GOP asshole cannot die off fast enough.  FFS, you are a blight on the human race!
2013-11-11 04:07:01 PM
1 votes:

lockers: doyner: Marcus Aurelius: But having children is more a choice than a random act of nature. People who drive a new Porsche pay more for car insurance than those who drive an old Chevy

Which explains why you're trying to ban birth control?

A Porsche is a gift from God.

Having a vagina is a choice, see?


Yes, I choose every vagina I have.
2013-11-11 04:05:17 PM
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: But having children is more a choice than a random act of nature. People who drive a new Porsche pay more for car insurance than those who drive an old Chevy

Which explains why you're trying to ban birth control?


Who's trying to ban birth control? Even the Pope has more or less turned a blind eye to that one.
2013-11-11 04:04:59 PM
1 votes:

MisterTweak: FlashHarry: speaking as someone who doesn't have kids, i'd rather have the porsche, thanks.

Speaking as someone who does have kids... I'm willing to hear proposals.

/just don't tempt me with a 911 GT3. I love my children, but, that just isn't fair.


Once they hit the teen years you wouldn't bat an eye.
2013-11-11 04:04:56 PM
1 votes:
I always thought it was a clown car that dropped it's tires on lap 20 all the time.
2013-11-11 03:29:29 PM
1 votes:
speaking as someone who doesn't have kids, i'd rather have the porsche, thanks.
 
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