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(Talking Points Memo)   Matt Lauer to Sarah Palin: What is your alternative to Obamacare? Sarah Palin: Incomprehensible word salad   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 310
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2013-11-11 03:29:13 PM
"The plan is to allow those things that had been proposed over many years to reform a health-care system in America that certainly does need more help so that there's more competition, there's less tort reform threat, there's less trajectory of the cost increases, and those plans have been proposed over and over again,"

She was able to remember a couple words from each slide in the PowerPoint presentation and gish them into a sentence.
 
2013-11-11 03:37:57 PM
RandomDerp randomDerpGenerator = new RandomDerp();
 for (String idx = Freedom; idx <= Socialism; ++idx){
 int randomString = randomDerpGenerator.nextString(Obamacare);
 log("Generated : " + randomString);
 
2013-11-11 03:38:08 PM
Ms. Palin, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
2013-11-11 03:39:44 PM
The Republican plan is pretty simple... Obamacare BAD!

Why is that so difficult for you libtards to comprehend?
 
2013-11-11 03:42:13 PM
This effervescent irrepressible tenacious conservative enchantress has you libs quaking in your boots.
 
2013-11-11 03:42:35 PM

Gecko Gingrich: Ms. Palin, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


She said "free market". Nothing else need be said or make sense.
 
2013-11-11 03:46:00 PM

Muta: "The plan is to allow those things that had been proposed over many years to reform a health-care system in America that certainly does need more help so that there's more competition, there's less tort reform threat, there's less trajectory of the cost increases, and those plans have been proposed over and over again,"

She was able to remember a couple words from each slide in the PowerPoint presentation and gish them into a sentence.


"Less tort reform threat" sounds like she's arguing against tort reform.
 
2013-11-11 03:48:22 PM

Sgt Otter: Muta: "The plan is to allow those things that had been proposed over many years to reform a health-care system in America that certainly does need more help so that there's more competition, there's less tort reform threat, there's less trajectory of the cost increases, and those plans have been proposed over and over again,"

She was able to remember a couple words from each slide in the PowerPoint presentation and gish them into a sentence.

"Less tort reform threat" sounds like she's arguing against tort reform.


Someone needs to ask her in one of these interviews, "what is a tort?"
 
2013-11-11 03:49:32 PM

doyner: Someone needs to ask her in one of these interviews, "what is a tort?"


Flourless cake.
 
2013-11-11 03:50:11 PM

Gecko Gingrich: doyner: Someone needs to ask her in one of these interviews, "what is a tort?"

Flourless cake.


She wouldn't even get that right.
 
2013-11-11 03:54:21 PM
She should have just said, "Tax cuts for the rich." BOOM! PROBLEM SOLVED!
 
2013-11-11 04:00:24 PM
Disgusting.  Sarah Palin was told before the interview that they would only ask questions that had to do with the answers on her hand.
 
2013-11-11 04:00:38 PM
Oh boy, are we gonna get another wonderful Palin sentence diagram?
 
2013-11-11 04:00:51 PM

doyner: Gecko Gingrich: doyner: Someone needs to ask her in one of these interviews, "what is a tort?"

Flourless cake.

She wouldn't even get that right.


Palin: "Most cakes don't have daisies or roses on em 'anyways"
 
2013-11-11 04:01:01 PM
Why would anybody waste valuable derision/uncontrolled laughter time by trying to parse that?
 
2013-11-11 04:05:23 PM
That woman is a HOOT
 
2013-11-11 04:06:24 PM

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2013-11-11 04:17:32 PM
She's one of the many reasons why the Republicans are disintegrating.
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I would be for the Republicans disintegrating if they weren't so keen on taking down America with them
 
2013-11-11 04:23:24 PM
I get my healthcare advice from a fortysomething year old pregnant woman whose water breaks and she decides to get on an airplane from texas to seattle, change planes and fly to Alaska, and then drive two hours to deliver her baby.
 
2013-11-11 04:26:58 PM

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2013-11-11 04:27:12 PM

vernonFL: I get my healthcare advice from a fortysomething year old pregnant woman whose water breaks and she decides to get on an airplane from texas to seattle, change planes and fly to Alaska, and then drive two hours to deliver her baby.


She was just exercising her right to choose her own doctor.
 
2013-11-11 04:28:43 PM
at this point, it's performance art.
 
2013-11-11 04:30:41 PM

vernonFL: I get my healthcare advice from a fortysomething year old pregnant woman whose water breaks and she decides to get on an airplane from texas to seattle, change planes and fly to Alaska, and then drive two hours to deliver her baby.


That's because the kids not hers. When your not actually pregnant all sorts of zany shenanigans are ok.
 
2013-11-11 04:32:28 PM
Guys, I finally have her figured out.

Sarah Palin is a slightly sentient Lorem Ipsum generator.
 
2013-11-11 04:33:35 PM

Klippoklondike: doyner: Gecko Gingrich: doyner: Someone needs to ask her in one of these interviews, "what is a tort?"

Flourless cake.

She wouldn't even get that right.

Palin: "Most cakes don't have daisies or roses on em 'anyways"


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2013-11-11 04:36:19 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: Guys, I finally have her figured out.

Sarah Palin is a slightly sentient Lorem Ipsum generator.


Set to "hillbilly."

http://duckisland.com/GreekMachine.php
 
2013-11-11 04:36:41 PM
"What alternatives to Obamacare do you support, Governor Palin?"
"All of them."
 
2013-11-11 04:36:51 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: Guys, I finally have her figured out.

Sarah Palin is a slightly sentient Lorem Ipsum generator.


I don't think she is even conscious, let alone sentient.
 
2013-11-11 04:37:04 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: Guys, I finally have her figured out.

Sarah Palin is a slightly sentient Lorem Ipsum generator.


lol! you think sarah palin is slightly sentient!
 
2013-11-11 04:38:15 PM

Sgt Otter: Muta: "The plan is to allow those things that had been proposed over many years to reform a health-care system in America that certainly does need more help so that there's more competition, there's less tort reform threat, there's less trajectory of the cost increases, and those plans have been proposed over and over again,"

She was able to remember a couple words from each slide in the PowerPoint presentation and gish them into a sentence.

"Less tort reform threat" sounds like she's arguing against tort reform.


Is she arguing for socialist, govt regulated health care price controls?
 
2013-11-11 04:41:33 PM
1) Lower taxes
2)  Open markets
3)  Pick up milk and bread
 
2013-11-11 04:43:00 PM
Yet any teabagger who saw this (not that they would ever turn off Fox and Friends) would nod and say YEAH SARAHCUDA YOU STUCK IT TO DEM LIBS
 
2013-11-11 04:43:19 PM
She wants less tort reform threat? She better let her base know, they are the one's pushing for tort reform.
 
2013-11-11 04:45:44 PM
All these loons can remember is their dislike for Obama and his health plan. Any attempt at independent thought is immediately hindered by their profound mental retardation.
 
2013-11-11 04:46:13 PM

cato113: Is she arguing for socialist, govt regulated health care price controls?


She is arguing for you to keep the gravy train rolling. She is happy to say whatever schtick that keeps her relevant in your mind. She has absolutely no idea what the words mean that come out of her mouth. They are opulent iridescent pearls, as beautiful as they are inscrutable. She is as baffled by her bullsh*t as you are. What she does know is whatever it is she is doing is a gold mine with diminishing returns. Until it stops she is going to bang away at it like the pool boy does todd.
 
2013-11-11 04:46:28 PM
One of those comments is such a perfect description of this mind altering stupidity.

FTFC:I love her interviews. It's like if Wonder Showzen was still around to run a candidate
 
2013-11-11 04:46:31 PM
She was on the local news this morning saying how she was going to invite Matt Lauer up for "Snowmachining and moose chili!" before babbling off again trying to promote some book someone wrote for her.

Quite surprised my ears didn't start to bleed.
 
2013-11-11 04:46:41 PM
I am to assume that the word salad spewed out was similar to the word salad directed at Megyn Kelly through a previous Fark link, correct?

Because what else would it be.
 
2013-11-11 04:47:10 PM
"The plan is to allow those things that had been proposed over many years to reform a health-care system in America that certainly does need more help so that there's more competition, there's less tort reform threat, there's less trajectory of the cost increases, and those plans have been proposed over and over again,"

Why does this woman go on TV without preparing AT ALL? That's what some goober on the street might say if you ambushed him on live TV and asked him what his plan was.
 
2013-11-11 04:47:23 PM

Muta: She was able to remember a couple words from each slide in the PowerPoint presentation and gish them into a sentence.


I saw the interview live this morning, and thought to myself that she was flailing through her library of rehearsed responses.
 
2013-11-11 04:48:25 PM
 
2013-11-11 04:48:38 PM
"The plan is to allow those things that had been proposed over many years to reform a health-care system in America that certainly does need more help so that there's more competition, there's less tort reform threat, there's less trajectory of the cost increases, and those plans have been proposed over and over again, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! It's all about job creation. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have...my Obamacare alternative. Sit ubu sit. Good dog"
 
2013-11-11 04:49:12 PM
If Todd would just toss her salad more often, we might avoid her word salads.
 
2013-11-11 04:49:32 PM
42 responses and nobody referred to this as a "Gotcha Question?"

Y'all's be slipping, Fark.
 
2013-11-11 04:49:50 PM
Be rich.

If you can't be rich, don't be sick.
 
2013-11-11 04:49:55 PM
ugh. she's appearing at our local Costco soon, signing her new book.
 
2013-11-11 04:50:45 PM

FlashHarry: ugh. she's appearing at our local Costco soon, signing her new book.


OMFG I want to go
 
2013-11-11 04:51:13 PM
I watched that this morning.  I came away just thinking what an idiot she was and really didn't hear her say anything of true substance.

/a dumber than usual politician
 
2013-11-11 04:51:21 PM
Wait a second! We can just ignore her! We can do it!


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/More apropros than ever.
 
2013-11-11 04:51:35 PM
"Let the Free Market decide the most efficient choice customized for each individual, instead of forcing a one-size-fits-all system on everyone"

Memorize that, right wingers
 
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