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(The Daily Caller)   New Mexico woman anally probed by aliens. Just kidding, it was the cops, again   (dailycaller.com) divider line 164
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2013-11-11 04:02:37 PM
I cannot come up with any tasteful, thoughful comments about this awful practice.

So why not tasteless comments then?

Bet the women were brown on their insides.
 
2013-11-11 04:12:44 PM
It sounds like they need better drug dogs.

Also the hospitals need better policies in place for this.
 
2013-11-11 04:27:58 PM

vernonFL: It sounds like they need better drug dogs cops.

FTFY

. The drug dogs aren't the problem. They're just doing what they're told to do, which is listen to their handler.

vernonFL: Also the hospitals need better policies in place for this.


It's one hospital (Gila Regional) who's violated 3 different people. That hospital needs to be shut down and everyone involved needs to be charged. I wouldn't be surprised if the doctors were receiving some sort of kickback for their participation.
 
2013-11-11 05:00:34 PM
Probelem?
 
2013-11-11 05:01:14 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-11-11 05:03:04 PM
It seems clear that the New Mexico police have been infiltrated by aliens.
 
2013-11-11 05:04:23 PM
Do you have any idea how much this would cost before Obamacare?
 
2013-11-11 05:04:31 PM
I think we need a FARK contest to use this in a new state motto for New Mexico

"New Mexico, We'll get you in the end."

"New Mexico, with friends like these, who needs enemas."
 
2013-11-11 05:05:27 PM
vernonFL

It sounds like they need better drug dogs.

Also the hospitals need better policies in place for this.


It apparently comes as instinct for the dogs.
 
2013-11-11 05:05:38 PM
Texas State Troopers did this last summer to two women. One got fired and the women got $118k.

http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2012/12/irving-women-sue-state-troope r s-in-federal-court-alleging-roadside-body-cavity-searches.html/?nclick _check=1
 
2013-11-11 05:05:50 PM

AirForceVet: I cannot come up with any tasteful, thoughful comments about this awful practice.

So why not tasteless comments then?

Bet the women were brown on their insides.


Do any anal probes taste good?
 
2013-11-11 05:06:23 PM

Hector Remarkable: It seems clear that the New Mexico police have been infiltrated by aliens.


El Paso is actually in Texas.
 
2013-11-11 05:06:41 PM
"They then did a cavity search and they probed her vagina and her anus, they described in the medical records as bi-manual - two-handed,"


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2013-11-11 05:06:53 PM

scottydoesntknow: vernonFL: It sounds like they need better drug dogs cops.

FTFY. The drug dogs aren't the problem. They're just doing what they're told to do, which is listen to their handler.

I
This.  There is no accrediting body or national set of standards when it comes to the training of police drug dogs and their interaction with handlers.  If the cops want to search your car (or anus or vagina) they'll make the dog alert and claim that there was a "hit."  And there' nothing you can do about it, citizen.

1.bp.blogspot.com

Pick.  Up.  That.  Can.
 
2013-11-11 05:07:39 PM

scottydoesntknow: vernonFL: It sounds like they need better drug dogs cops.

Laws
 
2013-11-11 05:08:02 PM
"New Mexico, it grows as it probes"
 
2013-11-11 05:08:05 PM
New Mexico....WTF????
 
2013-11-11 05:08:39 PM
♫ The New Mexico Enema Bandit
I heard he was a cooo-ooo-ooo-op
I heard he was a cop... ♫
 
2013-11-11 05:10:29 PM
Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!
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2013-11-11 05:10:44 PM
Cops defense at the press conference:

"Oh, come on! They LOVED it! Especially the way they were dressed!"
 
2013-11-11 05:12:12 PM
Da fark is going on down there?
 
2013-11-11 05:12:19 PM

vernonFL: It sounds like they need better drug dogs.

Also the hospitals need better policies in place for this.


Better drug dogs? The term you're looking for is Clever Hans. The dogs only do what their handlers tell them.
 
2013-11-11 05:14:15 PM

oh_please: Cops defense at the press conference:

"Oh, come on! They LOVED it! Especially the way they were dressed!"


"We did everything by the book."

I don't know what book they are using but it's not the right book.
 
2013-11-11 05:14:32 PM
UFIA, not just for TSA agents.
 
2013-11-11 05:15:30 PM
Cold drinkin' pappy go tools hogs last beat farmer no. Cow drunk fussin' got fussin' afford wagon hollarin' em dumb. Havin' road clan truck fetched truck heffer buckshot catfish rustle broke rent. Fish cow reckon hillbilly promenade grandma. Pappy stumped far fixin' sam-hell redblooded no bacon boxcar a moonshine fiddle. Muster hold coonskin cow.

Them chitlins landlord mush poor. No tired tarnation how. Landlord far cowpoke jug hairy truck catfish fat. Spell poor farm buy panhandle buy rightly. Drunk reckon sam-hell locality up fer trespassin' pappy give damn fish. Said skidaddle havin' caught cowpoke ever.

Rustle shotgun commencin' barn lordy a fat ever. Bacon water tax-collectors everlastin'. Havin' overalls git damn took range hogtied diesel. Spittin' java fer hogjowls tobaccee cheatin' wagon jig drinkin' shot heapin'. Give hospitality mule heffer bootleg thar done ass than right promenade. Commencin' watchin' rodeo stumped cipherin'.
 
2013-11-11 05:15:55 PM
This is really weird. Patients who are dying are allowed to refuse medical treatment, but healthy people not even under arrest can't? These are not harmless procedures. A CT scan is a huge amount of radiation, and the drugs given for the colonoscopy in the other case aren't good for you either. Not to mention there's a rare chance of perforation. I still almost feel like these are made up stories, but I guess not.
 
2013-11-11 05:16:05 PM

badhatharry: oh_please: Cops defense at the press conference:

"Oh, come on! They LOVED it! Especially the way they were dressed!"

"We did everything by the book."

I don't know what book they are using but it's not the right book.


"50 Shades of Grey".
 
2013-11-11 05:19:24 PM
www.redgamingtech.com
 
2013-11-11 05:20:07 PM
How the hell did every single grown-ass adult in this situation (other than the "suspect") decide any of this was a good idea?

"Gee, this seems like a valid use of taxpayer resources and in no way an outsized exercise of force."
 
2013-11-11 05:21:29 PM
abusive practices are not limited to a single malicious police department.

Huh. Ya don't say...
 
2013-11-11 05:21:37 PM
According to the comments, its all the fault of "Heir Holder", "Obunga", and the "Librards".

Is NM liberal? Being desert I assumed it was full of loony libertarians and got-mine-screw-you retirees.
 
2013-11-11 05:21:43 PM

vernonFL: It sounds like they need better drug dogs.

Also the hospitals need better policies in place for this.


It sounds like they need to stop using drug dogs altogether. They are nothing but a ruse--there is no objective dog "alert"; an "alert" is whatever the dog handler says it is. In the end, it's a hunch by a dumb cop.
 
2013-11-11 05:22:00 PM
So the cops have a thirst for knowledge.  We have yet to reach the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.  Why do you all hate science?


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2013-11-11 05:22:59 PM

Polyhazard: How the hell did every single grown-ass adult in this situation (other than the "suspect") decide any of this was a good idea?



www.citizenx.cx
 
2013-11-11 05:23:52 PM

Gergesa: New Mexico....WTF????


No kidding.  I'm gettin' outta this crazy state before I get probed.

Tho I've gotten a kick out of the news bumper about a prostitution ring.  "High dollar hookers in the land of enchantment."  "Not just anyone can afford three hundred dollars for an  hour."  "Rich and powerful clients."  "A Larry Barker investigation cracks the code on a secret sex ring, Tuesday at 10 on KRQE News 13."

But I'll be in Texas then so I'll never know what Larry uncovered.
 
2013-11-11 05:25:28 PM

jtown: Gergesa: New Mexico....WTF????

No kidding.  I'm gettin' outta this crazy state before I get probed.

Tho I've gotten a kick out of the news bumper about a prostitution ring.  "High dollar hookers in the land of enchantment."  "Not just anyone can afford three hundred dollars for an  hour."  "Rich and powerful clients."  "A Larry Barker investigation cracks the code on a secret sex ring, Tuesday at 10 on KRQE News 13."

But I'll be in Texas then so I'll never know what Larry uncovered.


Hookers. He uncovered hookers. He pulled the covers back, and there were the hookers...
 
2013-11-11 05:25:54 PM
something needs to be done about this...  Severe action...  If not, then, well, lets just say that we are getting closer to the day that vigilante justice is the only remaining recourse...
 
2013-11-11 05:26:27 PM
She's kinda cute, would probe again.

On a serious note, these a-hole cops need to be prosecuted and jailed.
 
2013-11-11 05:26:57 PM
Get used to it.  It's only going to get worse and there's nothing you can do about it.
 
2013-11-11 05:28:48 PM
What can brown do for you?
 
2013-11-11 05:29:00 PM
NEW MEXICO: Well thats why there flag looks like an anus being stretched open

www.50states.com
 
2013-11-11 05:30:39 PM
Jeesh... What a bunch of assholes
 
2013-11-11 05:31:36 PM

scottydoesntknow: vernonFL: It sounds like they need better drug dogs cops.

FTFY. The drug dogs aren't the problem. They're just doing what they're told to do, which is listen to their handler.

vernonFL: Also the hospitals need better policies in place for this.

It's one hospital (Gila Regional) who's violated 3 different people. That hospital needs to be shut down and everyone involved needs to be charged. I wouldn't be surprised if the doctors were receiving some sort of kickback for their participation.


They don't need a kickback when they bill the victim.
 
2013-11-11 05:34:15 PM
Okay I DNRTFA but where the fark is the states attorney? Why aren't these cops being prosecuted?
 
2013-11-11 05:35:13 PM
Land of the free
 
2013-11-11 05:35:41 PM
Why did Texas cops take her to New Mexico for an ass check?
 
2013-11-11 05:36:18 PM
Am I in before ATF agent from Bevis and Butthead do America?
 
2013-11-11 05:36:32 PM

Griftin Rubes: NEW MEXICO: Well thats why there flag looks like an anus being stretched open

[www.50states.com image 384x256]


Thanks!  Now I'll think about that every time I see it!!
 
2013-11-11 05:38:18 PM

Almost Everybody Poops: Cold drinkin' pappy go tools hogs last beat farmer no. Cow drunk fussin' got fussin' afford wagon hollarin' em dumb. Havin' road clan truck fetched truck heffer buckshot catfish rustle broke rent. Fish cow reckon hillbilly promenade grandma. Pappy stumped far fixin' sam-hell redblooded no bacon boxcar a moonshine fiddle. Muster hold coonskin cow.

Them chitlins landlord mush poor. No tired tarnation how. Landlord far cowpoke jug hairy truck catfish fat. Spell poor farm buy panhandle buy rightly. Drunk reckon sam-hell locality up fer trespassin' pappy give damn fish. Said skidaddle havin' caught cowpoke ever.

Rustle shotgun commencin' barn lordy a fat ever. Bacon water tax-collectors everlastin'. Havin' overalls git damn took range hogtied diesel. Spittin' java fer hogjowls tobaccee cheatin' wagon jig drinkin' shot heapin'. Give hospitality mule heffer bootleg thar done ass than right promenade. Commencin' watchin' rodeo stumped cipherin'.


Is it just me,or is that hillbilly text generator channeling some kind of cornpone William Burroughs?
 
2013-11-11 05:40:09 PM

abhorrent1: Okay I DNRTFA but where the fark is the states attorney? Why aren't these cops being prosecuted?


Cops get prosecuted?
 
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