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(Telegraph)   Actress Kate Beckinsale said something about the controversy over the Amanda Knox murder case case, I just don't know what it was   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 80
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2013-11-11 02:29:24 PM  
From TFA
"Don't think I haven't had my share of nutters. I've worn latex head-to-toe in three movies, after all,"

Now listen here my darling Kate if I have to respect your court ordered denial of our love that you call a restraining order you could at least have the decency not to run me down in the press for now reason.

/PS It was hurtful that you returned my last gift to you unopened. Do you have any idea how long it took to craft you heart shaped pillow woven out of my own hair?
 
2013-11-11 02:33:06 PM  
I'm about to get my share of nuttesr...if you know what I mean.

/fapping

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2013-11-11 02:33:09 PM  

NuttierThanEver: /PS It was hurtful that you returned my last gift to you unopened. Do you have any idea how long it took to craft you heart shaped pillow woven out of my own hair?


Was it pubic hair? Remember the old stalker adage: Pubic hair means you care.
 
2013-11-11 02:40:50 PM  
So the Amanda Knox murder case was put inside a case?
 
2013-11-11 02:42:34 PM  

mayIFark: So the Amanda Knox murder case was put inside a case?


no, but it's a case case, not just a case, like there's rape and rape rape
 
2013-11-11 02:56:11 PM  
You're a bit old to be learning to drive, m'lady.
 
2013-11-11 03:10:25 PM  
FTA: "I can't actually drive, but then I got a call from my manager to say 'can you learn to drive in the next four days?'
"I don't think it would be a very good idea - I'd probably end up killing myself and others, especially in Rome. Maybe if it was Arkansas or somewhere it would be less daunting."


I think it might actually be easier to learn to drive in Rome than it would be in Arkansas.  After all, Rome has straight roads.

But, if you really want to learn to drive in Arkansas, Ms. Beckinsale, please feel free to call me.  I'm an expert in driving those twisty lanes of death.  Especially old Hwy 71 south from Fayetteville towards Ft. Smith.  Be happy to give you some lessons/pointers.

/Arkansas didn't discover dynamite until the late 90s, when they finally built a road *through* a damn mountain
 
2013-11-11 03:18:33 PM  

miss diminutive: NuttierThanEver: /PS It was hurtful that you returned my last gift to you unopened. Do you have any idea how long it took to craft you heart shaped pillow woven out of my own hair?

Was it pubic hair? Remember the old stalker adage: Pubic hair means you care.


Of course it was. What kind of un-romantic slob do you take me for?
 
2013-11-11 03:20:36 PM  
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2013-11-11 03:27:57 PM  
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2013-11-11 03:30:43 PM  
That was........ A lot of pictures Sinbox.   I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-11-11 03:31:12 PM  
I'd fart punch her tongue box.

/I'm I doing this right?
 
2013-11-11 03:31:36 PM  

just_intonation


FTA: "I can't actually drive, but then I got a call from my manager to say 'can you learn to drive in the next four days?'
"I don't think it would be a very good idea - I'd probably end up killing myself and others, especially in Rome. Maybe if it was Arkansas or somewhere it would be less daunting."

I think it might actually be easier to learn to drive in Rome than it would be in Arkansas. After all, Rome has straight roads.


You're not really familiar with Rome, are you?
 
2013-11-11 03:36:47 PM  
Damn, I want to see her Sinbox.
 
2013-11-11 03:40:18 PM  

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Leaving satisfied, thanks.
 
2013-11-11 03:51:17 PM  
no thanks, she smokes.
 
2013-11-11 03:51:17 PM  
Salma Hayak thread to start my day and Kate Beckinsdale to end it. Nice!
 
2013-11-11 03:52:52 PM  

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Pretty good, for some old woman with sharp knees.

/don't listen to my lies, she's like one of my top two hottest actresses
 
2013-11-11 03:54:19 PM  

just_intonation: But, if you really want to learn to drive in Arkansas, Ms. Beckinsale, please feel free to call me. I'm an expert in driving those twisty lanes of death.

Especially old Hwy 71 south from Fayetteville towards Ft. Smith. Be happy to give you some lessons/pointers.

I remember that stretch of tarmac. Ol' Rapey Road we used to call it.
 
2013-11-11 04:04:53 PM  

Sinbox:


Damn you, now I have to stay 500 feet from this thread
 
2013-11-11 04:05:53 PM  
I've never understood the attraction.

Then again, I am a blind and deaf bowl of mashed potatoes.
 
2013-11-11 04:21:53 PM  
Dear Agent Scully... did not appreciate your lawyer's tone.....

/not obscure
 
2013-11-11 04:28:16 PM  
Damn, I forgot which key combo creates a bookmark
 
2013-11-11 04:35:22 PM  
I went to a high school graduation this summer. Everyone kept freaking turning around and staring at me. I was like what in the absolute Eff are people looking at me for.

Turns out I was sitting next to Amanda Knox. I was like, oh that certainly explains the attention.
 
2013-11-11 04:35:27 PM  
Good God she's hot. I would totally have sex with her, if ya know what I mean.
 
2013-11-11 04:35:30 PM  
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2013-11-11 04:44:13 PM  
I'm 49 and don't drive either. Do you think I should send her my phone number? Should I used photoshopped pictures of my penis to form the digits?
 
2013-11-11 04:59:37 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I'd fart punch her tongue box.

/I'm I doing this right?


No, no, no, it's I'd fart box her tongue punch, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-11-11 05:03:17 PM  

mentallo69: I went to a high school graduation this summer. Everyone kept freaking turning around and staring at me. I was like what in the absolute Eff are people looking at me for.

Turns out I was sitting next to Amanda Knox. I was like, oh that certainly explains the attention.


I want to fill foxy knoxy up with so much jizz she sneezes me out for months.
 
2013-11-11 05:22:05 PM  
She went to Oxford and is beautiful and has a voice that is music to my ears.  I want to take her to dinner and then have sex with her until my Johnson falls off.  That would be a peak experience.
 
2013-11-11 05:34:39 PM  

stellarossa: no thanks, she smokes.


It's OK to be gay. We won't judge you.
 
2013-11-11 05:36:36 PM  

GRCooper: Damn, I forgot which key combo creates a bookmark


Alt + F4
 
2013-11-11 05:39:32 PM  

stellarossa: no thanks, she smokes.


She smokes?

I'd give her just the Tiparillo, if y'know what ah mean, an I think y'do.
 
2013-11-11 05:52:13 PM  

abhorrent1: Good God she's hot. I would totally have sex with her, if ya know what I mean.


No idea what you mean by that, but I'd totally dismiss my controversy all over her murder trial, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-11-11 05:59:52 PM  
Kate Bec-

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"I camesis!"
 
2013-11-11 06:12:17 PM  
WTF is up with her gaping belly button?

Would not hit.

/Also, fake boobs.
 
2013-11-11 06:15:52 PM  

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Now THAT'S dedication.

I salute you sir or ma'am
 
2013-11-11 06:21:07 PM  
I dislike her because she was a big contributor to the current process of completely ruining vampires.
 
2013-11-11 06:25:51 PM  

Halfmast Trousers: WTF is up with her gaping belly button?

Would not hit.

/Also, fake boobs.


NSFW:
These are fake?
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2013-11-11 06:30:42 PM  

Halfmast Trousers: WTF is up with her gaping belly button?

Would not hit.

/Also, fake boobs.


You sound ..... Lonely
 
2013-11-11 06:31:14 PM  

Halfmast Trousers: WTF is up with her gaping belly button?

Would not hit.

/Also, fake boobs.


Ask me how I know you're gay.

/nttawwt
 
2013-11-11 06:31:53 PM  
English papers are the worst:

FTA:

"Supporters of Miss Knox saw her as an innocent abroad who became the unwitting victim of a dysfunctional judicial system, while Miss Kercher's backers regarded the American student as a promiscuous vamp who tried to cover up her alleged role in the crime."

Kercher was the one murdered. Why would her "supporters" want an innocent person sent to jail? And if you thought Knox was/is innocent, does that mean you were glad that Kercher was murdered?
 
2013-11-11 06:31:59 PM  

ZMugg: Halfmast Trousers: WTF is up with her gaping belly button?

Would not hit.

/Also, fake boobs.

NSFW:
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You rat bastard.  I'm at work and you post a NSFW Kate Beckinsale link!

/Unless that's what you WANT me to think . . . .
 
2013-11-11 06:47:45 PM  

ZMugg: Halfmast Trousers: WTF is up with her gaping belly button?

Would not hit.

/Also, fake boobs.

NSFW:
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They weren't then, but they are now.

/Not all women get 3x their normal bra size.
 
2013-11-11 07:11:08 PM  

stellarossa: no thanks, she smokes.


I've never met a smoker who didn't swallow.
 
2013-11-11 07:16:30 PM  

Sinbox:


Thanks Sinbox, now I have to call the paramedics to help with my priapism.
 
2013-11-11 07:23:31 PM  

YodaBlues: ZMugg: Halfmast Trousers: WTF is up with her gaping belly button?

Would not hit.

/Also, fake boobs.

NSFW:
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They weren't then, but they are now.

/Not all women get 3x their normal bra size.


A good bra can make a huge difference. I've had personal experience of a young lady taking her bra off and Whoa! Where did the boobies go?!

I do try not to blurt out those exact words. Or indeed any comment. That's never a good move at that point.

If Kate has had implants they are very modest ones. Far more worryingly she has recently looked like she has had collagen on her lips giving her a hint of that trout look. She's still stunning, but I'd prefer the more natural look.
 
2013-11-11 07:39:54 PM  
How the hell do you get to her age and never learn to drive? I could see people not learning until after college or something but how can you go through life expecting everyone else to get you where you need to go?
 
2013-11-11 07:53:02 PM  

YodaBlues: ZMugg: Halfmast Trousers: WTF is up with her gaping belly button?

Would not hit.

/Also, fake boobs.

NSFW:
These are fake?
NSFW

They weren't then, but they are now.

/Not all women get 3x their normal bra size.


You do know she had a kid?  Those things tend to make bewbs bigger....Just sayin'
 
2013-11-11 07:53:21 PM  

ReapTheChaos: How the hell do you get to her age and never learn to drive? I could see people not learning until after college or something but how can you go through life expecting everyone else to get you where you need to go?


If you live and work in somewhere like London then it is usually far quicker and easier to use the tube and taxi's. Big British stars like David Mitchell, Ricky Gervaise and Charlie Brooker don't drive either.
Apparently neither do Robbie Williams or Russell Brand.
 
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