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2013-11-11 02:44:56 PM
Some of the ads feature an insanely detailed account of their services, including shopping (30 yuan an hour), dinner (50 yuan an hour), seeing a movie (double the price for a thriller, for some reason), and a perfunctory, 50-yuan kiss, which also includes "free hand-holding"

It makes perfect sense. Any guy who watches a thriller with me has to deal with the prospect of me digging my nails into their arm and climbing their shoulder every time someone on screen walks into a dark basement/attic/shed/garage/bedroom.
 
2013-11-11 03:46:40 PM
Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
 
2013-11-11 03:47:34 PM
Well, with the male/female imbalance in China, I would think the young ladies would have lots of choices of men for pickup duties without having to pay for them. Then again, it might be like the joke here, you don't pay for the time or service, but for them to go away afterwards.

However, I am not sure I understand the strictly platonic part, you would think a guy would take any chance he can to provide a full boyfriend experience if offered, especially if he is being paid for it....
 
2013-11-11 04:07:21 PM

Slives: Well, with the male/female imbalance in China, I would think the young ladies would have lots of choices of men for pickup duties without having to pay for them. Then again, it might be like the joke here, you don't pay for the time or service, but for them to go away afterwards.

However, I am not sure I understand the strictly platonic part, you would think a guy would take any chance he can to provide a full boyfriend experience if offered, especially if he is being paid for it....


"...nobody rides for free...."
 
2013-11-11 04:08:17 PM

Slives: Well, with the male/female imbalance in China, I would think the young ladies would have lots of choices of men for pickup duties without having to pay for them. Then again, it might be like the joke here, you don't pay for the time or service, but for them to go away afterwards.

However, I am not sure I understand the strictly platonic part, you would think a guy would take any chance he can to provide a full boyfriend experience if offered, especially if he is being paid for it....


Because Chinese men are mostly uncouth and misogynistic.
 
2013-11-11 04:09:47 PM
For as little as 800 yuan (U.S. $132) per day,

Little? That's pretty much a day's pay for a very good job.
 
2013-11-11 04:10:24 PM

miss diminutive: Some of the ads feature an insanely detailed account of their services, including shopping (30 yuan an hour), dinner (50 yuan an hour), seeing a movie (double the price for a thriller, for some reason), and a perfunctory, 50-yuan kiss, which also includes "free hand-holding"

It makes perfect sense. Any guy who watches a thriller with me has to deal with the prospect of me digging my nails into their arm and climbing their shoulder every time someone on screen walks into a dark basement/attic/shed/garage/bedroom.


Why do I get the impression that your behavior sounds an awful lot like foreplay?

/once knew a lady who was into biting.
 
2013-11-11 04:11:39 PM
I need to start working on my resume. There should be plenty of opportunities for a guy who looks like a fat Walter White.
 
2013-11-11 04:13:33 PM
Dang, I am doing this for free?
Fred Garvin... I've learned NOTHING from him.
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2013-11-11 04:14:00 PM

miss diminutive: Some of the ads feature an insanely detailed account of their services, including shopping (30 yuan an hour), dinner (50 yuan an hour), seeing a movie (double the price for a thriller, for some reason), and a perfunctory, 50-yuan kiss, which also includes "free hand-holding"

It makes perfect sense. Any guy who watches a thriller with me has to deal with the prospect of me digging my nails into their arm and climbing their shoulder every time someone on screen walks into a dark basement/attic/shed/garage/bedroom.


I'm sure most guys would like that though... I would cut my fee in half for that...

... who am I kidding...

... I would be free.
 
2013-11-11 04:34:17 PM

Slives: Well, with the male/female imbalance in China, I would think the young ladies would have lots of choices of men for pickup duties without having to pay for them. Then again, it might be like the joke here, you don't pay for the time or service, but for them to go away afterwards.

However, I am not sure I understand the strictly platonic part, you would think a guy would take any chance he can to provide a full boyfriend experience if offered, especially if he is being paid for it....


Any chick that has to pay a guy to hang with her is farked. When I see a chick dig into her purse to pay a dinner tab for herself and for some pay-day-free loser it gives me the creeps. Is this why Obama'sCare mandates birth control and abortion coverage? Some chicks run out of money supporting some loser before she let's him make her a baby-mama?

/I swear I'm not trolling. It's just a sad state of affairs that women manage some success in work/finance and then blow it on some ass-clown loser. I guess the tables are turning now.
 
2013-11-11 04:40:58 PM

itsaidwhat: /I swear I'm not trolling. It's just a sad state of affairs that women manage some success in work/finance and then blow it on some ass-clown loser. I guess the tables are turning now.


What, you never dated a girl, fell in love, and then found out later she was a total slut behind your back?

People make mistakes. Hell, I had my last girlfriend buying me crap long after we broke up.
 
2013-11-11 04:55:12 PM
Quantum Apostrophe

For as little as 800 yuan (U.S. $132) per day,

Little? That's pretty much a day's pay for a very good job.


I make way more than that in a day not doing a very good job.
 
2013-11-11 04:57:07 PM

FrancoFile: Slives: Well, with the male/female imbalance in China, I would think the young ladies would have lots of choices of men for pickup duties without having to pay for them. Then again, it might be like the joke here, you don't pay for the time or service, but for them to go away afterwards.

However, I am not sure I understand the strictly platonic part, you would think a guy would take any chance he can to provide a full boyfriend experience if offered, especially if he is being paid for it....

Because Chinese men are mostly uncouth and misogynistic.


I thought Chinese men were overly soft pussyboys. Damn, one of us mustve gotten our racial stereotypes messed up again.
 
2013-11-11 04:59:14 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Quantum Apostrophe

For as little as 800 yuan (U.S. $132) per day,

Little? That's pretty much a day's pay for a very good job.

I make way more than that in a day not doing a very good job.


In China?
 
2013-11-11 05:00:30 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Quantum Apostrophe

For as little as 800 yuan (U.S. $132) per day,

Little? That's pretty much a day's pay for a very good job.

I make way more than that in a day not doing a very good job.


In China?
 
2013-11-11 05:02:34 PM

miss diminutive: Some of the ads feature an insanely detailed account of their services, including shopping (30 yuan an hour), dinner (50 yuan an hour), seeing a movie (double the price for a thriller, for some reason), and a perfunctory, 50-yuan kiss, which also includes "free hand-holding"

It makes perfect sense. Any guy who watches a thriller with me has to deal with the prospect of me digging my nails into their arm and climbing their shoulder every time someone on screen walks into a dark basement/attic/shed/garage/bedroom.


I could deal with that.... it would make for a fun date besides, you've always been a nice poster  ;)

On the topic.... I think it is a wise move by enterprising guys, and spendful gals.
 
2013-11-11 05:04:04 PM
Quantum Apostrophe


Random Anonymous Blackmail: Quantum Apostrophe

For as little as 800 yuan (U.S. $132) per day,

Little? That's pretty much a day's pay for a very good job.

I make way more than that in a day not doing a very good job.

In China?


Yep, apparently I am huge there.
 
2013-11-11 05:07:41 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Quantum Apostrophe


Random Anonymous Blackmail: Quantum Apostrophe

For as little as 800 yuan (U.S. $132) per day,

Little? That's pretty much a day's pay for a very good job.

I make way more than that in a day not doing a very good job.

In China?

Yep, apparently I am huge there.


Where do I send my CV? And what would I be doing for way more than 132$ US per day (after taxes I assume)? I can also do a not very good job, trust me.

What are you? 3D printer repairperson? Flight attendant on Virgin Galactic commuter service?

Glory hole cleaner?
 
2013-11-11 05:16:50 PM

miss diminutive: Some of the ads feature an insanely detailed account of their services, including shopping (30 yuan an hour), dinner (50 yuan an hour), seeing a movie (double the price for a thriller, for some reason), and a perfunctory, 50-yuan kiss, which also includes "free hand-holding"

It makes perfect sense. Any guy who watches a thriller with me has to deal with the prospect of me digging my nails into their arm and climbing their shoulder every time someone on screen walks into a dark basement/attic/shed/garage/bedroom.


And if there's ever bloodshed, the guy I'm watching a movie with has to be on standby with a cold washcloth because I'm utterly incapable of handling the sight of blood or violence, unless I accidently cut my hand while making him a sandwich (since I cut the crust off just the way he likes it). And God forbid anyone swears or curses in a movie, I've been known to faint if a single F-bomb is dropped as it offends my delicate feminine sensibilities.
 
2013-11-11 05:22:59 PM

Slives: Well, with the male/female imbalance in China, I would think the young ladies would have lots of choices of men for pickup duties without having to pay for them. Then again, it might be like the joke here, you don't pay for the time or service, but for them to go away afterwards.

However, I am not sure I understand the strictly platonic part, you would think a guy would take any chance he can to provide a full boyfriend experience if offered, especially if he is being paid for it....


The gender mismatch really occurs in the countryside, where millions of bachelor men live with little prospect of marriage. In the cities, though? The match is much closer and there is also the issue of societal and familial pressure on women (especially professional women) to get married.

Heck, even the men aren't immune to this. My parents are pressuring me with some sort of arranged marriage thing with a girl from China and I don't even live there.
 
2013-11-11 05:26:38 PM

pizen: Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.


Right. But when will I get paid?
 
2013-11-11 05:26:59 PM
This sounds like a good idea until she handcuffs you to the furniture under the pretext of foreplay, puts the Meet Joe Black DVD into the movie player, then tasers you whenever you close your eyes.
 
2013-11-11 05:27:48 PM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: puts the Meet Joe Black DVD into the movie player


You know, that wasn't THAT bad of a movie. It's a remake of Death Takes a Holiday.
 
2013-11-11 05:28:47 PM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: This sounds like a good idea until she handcuffs you to the furniture under the pretext of foreplay, puts the Meet Joe Black DVD into the movie player, then tasers you whenever you close your eyes.


That sounds absolutely horrible. Blu-Ray or gtfo.
 
2013-11-11 05:39:18 PM
Oh but when I pay for a "date" I end up in a cop car.
 
2013-11-11 05:44:16 PM
Isn't that what gay friends are for?

/you can trade in-kind services and save some money too!
 
2013-11-11 05:45:56 PM

Weatherkiss: miss diminutive: Some of the ads feature an insanely detailed account of their services, including shopping (30 yuan an hour), dinner (50 yuan an hour), seeing a movie (double the price for a thriller, for some reason), and a perfunctory, 50-yuan kiss, which also includes "free hand-holding"

It makes perfect sense. Any guy who watches a thriller with me has to deal with the prospect of me digging my nails into their arm and climbing their shoulder every time someone on screen walks into a dark basement/attic/shed/garage/bedroom.

And if there's ever bloodshed, the guy I'm watching a movie with has to be on standby with a cold washcloth because I'm utterly incapable of handling the sight of blood or violence, unless I accidently cut my hand while making him a sandwich (since I cut the crust off just the way he likes it). And God forbid anyone swears or curses in a movie, I've been known to faint if a single F-bomb is dropped as it offends my delicate feminine sensibilities.


You made me smile... Thanks!
 
2013-11-11 05:46:44 PM

groppet: Oh but when I pay for a "date" I end up in a cop car.


Offer her dinner instead?
 
2013-11-11 05:57:18 PM
Figures it was someplace I couldn't get to.  But when I do it in the US, they try to lock me up.
 
2013-11-11 07:05:14 PM
I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go

People know the part, I'm playin'

Paid for every dance, sellin' each romance

Ooh, what they're sayin'
 
2013-11-11 07:58:30 PM

miss diminutive: Some of the ads feature an insanely detailed account of their services, including shopping (30 yuan an hour), dinner (50 yuan an hour), seeing a movie (double the price for a thriller, for some reason), and a perfunctory, 50-yuan kiss, which also includes "free hand-holding"

It makes perfect sense. Any guy who watches a thriller with me has to deal with the prospect of me digging my nails into their arm and climbing their shoulder every time someone on screen walks into a dark basement/attic/shed/garage/bedroom.


I suppose it is like hazard pay for rent-a-boyfriends. Other triggers for this clause: woman is over 300lbs and is therefore a crushing hazard (rare in China), woman has communicable disease, woman has vagina dentata.

I'll take your nails/biting any time over those.
 
db2
2013-11-11 08:29:17 PM
Oh, INQUIRIES. Got it.
 
2013-11-12 12:25:22 AM

miss diminutive: Some of the ads feature an insanely detailed account of their services, including shopping (30 yuan an hour), dinner (50 yuan an hour), seeing a movie (double the price for a thriller, for some reason), and a perfunctory, 50-yuan kiss, which also includes "free hand-holding"

It makes perfect sense. Any guy who watches a thriller with me has to deal with the prospect of me digging my nails into their arm and climbing their shoulder every time someone on screen walks into a dark basement/attic/shed/garage/bedroom.


I'd charge a discount for that!
 
2013-11-12 10:05:00 AM

itsaidwhat: It's just a sad state of affairs that women manage some success in work/finance and then blow it on some ass-clown loser. I guess the tables are turning now.


Is this an alternative take on the "why don't women want a nice guy" lament presented by nice guys?

Some women prefer broken men because they think they can fix them. Some women want the self-aggrandizing experience of being in control of any finances. Some women want a guy who is great in the sack, regardless of his work status.

You sound desperate and insecure. Perhaps you should take an unemployed, low self-esteem girl to dinner and see if it makes you feel better.
 
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