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(Mirror.co.uk)   Women randomly reach out and cup strangers' testicles to raise awareness of prostate cancer. Subby would like to raise selected women's awareness of breast cancer in the same fashion   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 53
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2013-11-11 12:58:56 PM  
They're doing it all wrong.  Cupping testicles raises awareness of testicular cancer. UFIA raises awareness of prostate cancer.
 
2013-11-11 01:25:17 PM  
I was gonna say.  "That's not my prostate, lady.  If you're gonna try to make me aware of my prostate, you might want to put on some gloves."
 
2013-11-11 01:26:47 PM  
As someone with a startle reflex that's a little too overdeveloped, I'd hate that. I think the Brazilians in the link on the page have a better idea with "Senhor Testiculo":

i4.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-11-11 01:47:52 PM  
But Subby, women don't have testicles.
 
2013-11-11 01:56:33 PM  

phaseolus: As someone with a startle reflex that's a little too overdeveloped, I'd hate that. I think the Brazilians in the link on the page have a better idea with "Senhor Testiculo":

[i4.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]



The poor guy really went downhill once they announced Jimmy Fallon was going to take over the Tonight Show.
 
2013-11-11 02:18:45 PM  

phlegmmo: They're doing it all wrong.  Cupping testicles raises awareness of testicular cancer. UFIA raises awareness of prostate cancer.


Something gets raised either way.
 
2013-11-11 02:20:44 PM  
So that's why random women keep grabbing my balls!

I thought they were coming on to me.
 
2013-11-11 02:22:47 PM  
I used to work with a lady who did this to a male coworker. She wasn't around long after (didn't help she was an absolute biatch and people were looking for an excuse to axe her).
 
2013-11-11 02:23:22 PM  
Yes, gentle squeezing is appropriate. How else are you supposed to determine if a man's seed is ripe?
 
2013-11-11 02:23:43 PM  

CleanAndPure: So that's why random women keep grabbing my balls!

I thought they were coming on to me.


Are you sure you aren't wearing Axe body spray? Because whenever I do that supermodels come out of the woodwork and grab my balls. I had to stop wearing it after I hit two of them with my car as I was backing out of the driveway. That sh*t gets out of control.
 
2013-11-11 02:26:11 PM  
What better place than France to work the hand sanitzer angle though? It's not about cancer, it's about an antibacterial so strong, you can touch a filthy, French nutsack safely.

Most of those guys were ready and posing for the camera. I'm really skittish about strangers getting near my balls. Uninvited contact will often lead to an involuntary violent response just to keep my boys safe.
 
2013-11-11 02:28:46 PM  
That's how they do pants!
 
2013-11-11 02:30:02 PM  
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2013-11-11 02:33:14 PM  
A guy walks into a bar, in Massachusetts it is generally reported to have been Ted Kennedy, and sees the bartender's dog in the corner licking his balls.
"I wish I could do that," says Teddy.
"You should at least pet him a little first.  Get to know him," says the bahtendah.
 
2013-11-11 02:34:08 PM  
"Merci handy"

Thank you, indeed
 
2013-11-11 02:38:01 PM  

FloydA: phaseolus: As someone with a startle reflex that's a little too overdeveloped, I'd hate that. I think the Brazilians in the link on the page have a better idea with "Senhor Testiculo":

[i4.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]


The poor guy really went downhill once they announced Jimmy Fallon was going to take over the Tonight Show.


They really got jay leno's likeness down, though...

//hell, even his overall douchiness...
 
2013-11-11 02:40:19 PM  

CleanAndPure: So that's why random women keep grabbing my balls!

I thought they were coming on to me.


They were checking to see if your a Sheila.
 
2013-11-11 02:44:41 PM  
Two balls one cup.
 
2013-11-11 02:47:26 PM  

phlegmmo: They're doing it all wrong.  Cupping testicles raises awareness of testicular cancer. UFIA raises awareness of prostate cancer.


That's why I always go for a quick punch in the taint.
 
2013-11-11 02:47:35 PM  

Pangea: What better place than France to work the hand sanitzer angle though? It's not about cancer, it's about an antibacterial so strong, you can touch a filthy, French nutsack safely.

Most of those guys were ready and posing for the camera. I'm really skittish about strangers getting near my balls. Uninvited contact will often lead to an involuntary violent response just to keep my boys safe.


i105.photobucket.com

And its sister product:

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-11 02:47:51 PM  

uncleacid: Two balls one cup.


What you did there, I see it.

And wish I could unsee it.
 
2013-11-11 02:48:51 PM  
So the old I'm just checking you for breast cancer shouldn't be taken as a pervert but a sensitive male that you should obviously sleep with.

please
 
2013-11-11 02:48:57 PM  

phlegmmo: They're doing it all wrong.  Cupping testicles raises awareness of testicular cancer. UFIA raises awareness of prostate cancer.


Done in one.
 
2013-11-11 02:49:03 PM  
That's assault sista
 
2013-11-11 02:55:39 PM  
It seemed most of them agreed to it, but the first one was all sorts of "STEP THE fark BACK" I am pretty sure I would have reacted quite negatively if someone surprise-grabbed my nuts.
 
2013-11-11 03:04:08 PM  
I would gladly pay $20.00 for a 20 minute private test with a french hottie in one of those "Red Cross Naughty Nurse" outfits... those were the days...

Happy Veterans Day...

Grandpa fought in WWI, French widows, red wine, oh, la, la...
Father fought in WWII, more French babes, more red wine, more oh, la, la...
Brother fought in Vietnam-- Hong Kong or Thailand, Johnny Walker Red Label, "Me love you long time!"
Me, what war did I get? Desert Storm... Burka's, General Order No. 1, and MP searches for porn CD's!

It's just not right...
 
2013-11-11 03:04:10 PM  
I know a guy who tried to have an ordered convention game where convention goers could ask other convention goers (male or female), "May I touch your boobies?" Despite strict rules as to who you could ask (They had a button), the con shut it down as harassment.
 
2013-11-11 03:05:52 PM  
If a man were to do this to a woman he would put on the sex offenders registry.
 
2013-11-11 03:06:49 PM  

marius2: It seemed most of them agreed to it, but the first one was all sorts of "STEP THE fark BACK" I am pretty sure I would have reacted quite negatively if someone surprise-grabbed my nuts.


And just imagine if you did that to a woman. You be arrested for sexual assault.
 
2013-11-11 03:18:58 PM  
Is there some disease or disorder that greatly alters the effects of gentle friction applied for several minutes on an erect penis? I believe that women should walk around raising awareness of this disease, instead.
 
2013-11-11 03:24:04 PM  
They'd be shocked if a similar handy method were used to raise awareness of ovarian cancer.
 
2013-11-11 03:27:07 PM  

Larva Lump: They'd be shocked if a similar handy method were used to raise awareness of ovarian cancer.


We can only speculum what that would be.
 
2013-11-11 03:32:05 PM  
A French babe cupping my balls with one hand, while sticking a finger up my butt with the other hand, will make me aware, very, very aware.  And it better not be a tranny, because, as they say on Monty Python, "That's right out!"
 
2013-11-11 03:36:46 PM  

Ambivalence: I used to work with a lady who did this to a male coworker. She wasn't around long after (didn't help she was an absolute biatch and people were looking for an excuse to axe her).


The first time it happened to me there would be a quick trip to her supervisor, HR and if she weren't fired to my attorney.
 
2013-11-11 03:38:24 PM  

miss diminutive: Yes, gentle squeezing is appropriate. How else are you supposed to determine if a man's seed is ripe?


I'd let you perform a taste test
 
2013-11-11 03:40:35 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-11 03:57:51 PM  

abhorrent1: marius2: It seemed most of them agreed to it, but the first one was all sorts of "STEP THE fark BACK" I am pretty sure I would have reacted quite negatively if someone surprise-grabbed my nuts.

And just imagine if you did that to a woman. You be arrested for sexual assault.


And a man would likely also be arrested for giving the person fondling him an instinctive, but well-deserved punch in the face.

Yay for equal rights!
 
2013-11-11 03:59:32 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: A guy walks into a bar, in Massachusetts it is generally reported to have been Ted Kennedy, and sees the bartender's dog in the corner licking his balls.
"I wish I could do that," says Teddy.
"You should at least pet him a little first.  Get to know him," says the bahtendah.


The Southern version of that is the hound dog on the porch, attending to his personal bidness. Bubba says, "I wish I could do that," and Ronnie replies, "That dawg would BITE chewwww."
 
2013-11-11 04:01:26 PM  

Dragonflew: abhorrent1: marius2: It seemed most of them agreed to it, but the first one was all sorts of "STEP THE fark BACK" I am pretty sure I would have reacted quite negatively if someone surprise-grabbed my nuts.

And just imagine if you did that to a woman. You be arrested for sexual assault.

And a man would likely also be arrested for giving the person fondling him an instinctive, but well-deserved punch in the face.

Yay for equal rights!


I think this is more of a France-America thing. My understanding is that women get their boobs grabbed on the Paris subway pretty routinely. It's not sexual assault, it's l'amour!

Women go around cupping stranger's balls in America, they're gonna get arrested tout suite.
 
2013-11-11 04:01:40 PM  

miss diminutive: Yes, gentle squeezing is appropriate. How else are you supposed to determine if a man's seed is ripe?


Had this happen in a gentleman's club once.  I really didn't feel like she was checking the ripeness of my seed.
 
2013-11-11 04:03:21 PM  

IlGreven: I know a guy who tried to have an ordered convention game where convention goers could ask other convention goers (male or female), "May I touch your boobies?" Despite strict rules as to who you could ask (They had a button), the con shut it down as harassment.


That's not harassment. That's sad and pathetic. Go post on Lowered Expectations for that, nerds.
 
2013-11-11 04:20:23 PM  

Swampmaster: I would gladly pay $20.00 for a 20 minute private test with a french hottie in one of those "Red Cross Naughty Nurse" outfits... those were the days...

Happy Veterans Day...

Grandpa fought in WWI, French widows, red wine, oh, la, la...
Father fought in WWII, more French babes, more red wine, more oh, la, la...
Brother fought in Vietnam-- Hong Kong or Thailand, Johnny Walker Red Label, "Me love you long time!"
Me, what war did I get? Desert Storm... Burka's, General Order No. 1, and MP searches for porn CD's!

It's just not right...


And when the few female troops that were around started to look good, then you knew that you had been over there WAYYYYY too long.

Amen, brother.
 
2013-11-11 07:25:32 PM  
Cup my balls - get sprayed in the face. It's worthwhile, if you're in need of a creamy emollient.
 
2013-11-11 07:36:00 PM  
The video was made in response to one uploaded by YouTube channel Simple Pickup which saw three men motorboat random womento raise awareness of breast cancer.


And no one thought to inform me of this so I could volunteer?! Selfish bastards!
 
2013-11-11 07:43:11 PM  
Found a photo of the event:

boingboing.net
 
2013-11-11 08:09:38 PM  

Silly_Sot: Is there some disease or disorder that greatly alters the effects of gentle friction applied for several minutes on an erect penis? I believe that women should walk around raising awareness of this disease, instead.


Yes, it's called being prescribed an SSRI...

/somebody help me.
 
2013-11-11 08:41:52 PM  

Ambivalence: I used to work with a lady who did this to a male coworker. She wasn't around long after (didn't help she was an absolute biatch and people were looking for an excuse to axe her).


was she hot?
 
2013-11-11 08:58:53 PM  

Launchpad1986: Ambivalence: I used to work with a lady who did this to a male coworker. She wasn't around long after (didn't help she was an absolute biatch and people were looking for an excuse to axe her).

was she hot?


I have a hot friend who did it to a guy once when we were in a bar. The guy just looked uncomfortable and ignored her.

His loss. She's a freak.in a good way.
 
2013-11-11 09:22:44 PM  

RottNDude: Yes, it's called being prescribed an SSRI...


Paxil made it impossible to finish when I was on it for a few months a few years ago.

My last bout of depression, I switched to Celexa and have had no sexual side effects at all, other than I'm no longer too depressed to move out of bed and am willing to actually try to do it now.

I know for some people even Celexa causes problems but I don't think it's nearly as many as Paxil.

/YMMV
 
2013-11-11 10:24:52 PM  
Do remember, ladies, that there's more sensitivity and sensory doo-hickies in the mouth than the hands. I think you know where I'm going with this, so if you ever bump into me.....!!!!
 
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