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(News and Star (UK))   Mystery surrounds the death of a 37-year-old man who collapsed after opening 'Pandora's box'   (newsandstar.co.uk) divider line 82
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2013-11-11 02:06:22 PM
All the evils of man sought for questioning?
 
2013-11-11 02:13:00 PM
Maybe Pandora needs to air out her box more often.
 
2013-11-11 02:19:30 PM
Did anyone check the box to see if hope was still inside?
 
2013-11-11 02:22:14 PM

miss diminutive: Maybe Pandora needs to air out her box more often.


You have to admit, this death is pretty fishy.
 
2013-11-11 03:11:38 PM
Pandora Boxxx is one of my favorite drag queens.

Im sure she had nothing to so with this.
 
2013-11-11 03:35:31 PM
I went to high school with a girl named Pandora.
 
2013-11-11 03:36:31 PM
He probably stroked out because he was sick of hearing live tracks all the time despite repeatedly thumbing them down.
 
2013-11-11 03:42:37 PM
media.sfx.co.uk


Should have had some Romans.
 
2013-11-11 03:44:08 PM
www.smbc-comics.com
 
2013-11-11 03:46:10 PM
I smell BS all over this article, lets wait for the coroners report.
 
2013-11-11 03:46:18 PM
The box contained "synthetic cannabis"

He died of embarrassment that he didn't score real schwag.
 
2013-11-11 03:46:25 PM
It's never a good idea to mess with mysterious boxes

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-11 03:46:48 PM
Should have used Songza
 
2013-11-11 03:47:18 PM
www.cartoonstock.com
 
2013-11-11 03:52:16 PM
I'm pretty sure I played this game.

Turns out the ore the gold was mined from contained pockets of halucinogenic gas, so when people opened the box, fearing its curse, they'd see their worst nightmare!

/Also a 40 year old, 6 foot tall man manages to disguise himself as a 4-foot-tall 14 year old girl.
 
2013-11-11 03:52:38 PM

vernonFL: Pandora Boxxx is one of my favorite drag queens.

Im sure she had nothing to so with this.


I love her!!!!
 
2013-11-11 03:53:24 PM

unlikely: I went to high school with a girl named Pandora.


Did she ever show you her box?
 
2013-11-11 03:54:41 PM

Nefarious: Did anyone check the box to see if hope was still inside?


It was in a little packet, but it flew away when they opened it.
 
2013-11-11 03:55:41 PM
Arlington Steward sought for questioning....

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2013-11-11 03:55:51 PM

dstrick44: Nefarious: Did anyone check the box to see if hope was still inside?

It was in a little packet, but it flew away when they opened it.


Thanks, Obama
 
2013-11-11 03:56:06 PM
I was hoping for some vagina jokes.

I'll check back later.
 
2013-11-11 03:56:55 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-11 03:59:24 PM

markfara: I was hoping for some vagina jokes.

I'll check back later.


classic-horror.com
 
2013-11-11 03:59:55 PM
Whenever a box appears before me, I expect rubber balls and liquor.
So does she.
 
2013-11-11 04:01:26 PM
Plans to open Pandora's Box
 
2013-11-11 04:01:40 PM
Sources say the reports of a red, ominous vortex appearing over the family home have been greatly exxagerated, noting it as more of a column of fire...
 
2013-11-11 04:02:15 PM
Dr. Schrader?

static2.wikia.nocookie.net
/hot
//yes, I know: it's "Diabolical Box" is the English title; Japanese is Akuma no Hako or "Devil's Box"
 
2013-11-11 04:02:40 PM
I didn't see rumpelstiltskin open it last night before the episode ended. Is this some sort of Ouat spoiler?
 
2013-11-11 04:03:27 PM
Did the box perhaps look like this?
i616.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-11 04:03:35 PM

texdent: Plans to open Pandora's Box

blog.zap2it.com
 
jph
2013-11-11 04:03:52 PM
How about this?

i.crackedcdn.com

Or this?

www.smashinglists.com
 
pla
2013-11-11 04:04:19 PM
FTA: Mr Airey went upstairs and found his son slumped on his knees, face down. "I got hold of him and his shirt was clammy. His face was blue. I could feel a faint pulse on his neck," he said.

You want a cause of death? Anaphylaxis, with only CV symptoms present.

Dude had an allergic reaction to something in the box - Possibly the drug, without needing to actually "take" any, possibly chinchilla hair, possibly a chemical in the glue. Plain and simple, allergy without swelling, just death by fibrillation. Done.


/ You can send my honorary medical degree with "Google U" as the issuing authority.
 
2013-11-11 04:04:19 PM
The Medusan Ambassador wanted for questioning.

/poor guy forgot to wear the goggles
 
2013-11-11 04:05:50 PM
That's why I switched to Spotify.  No annoying ads and I can skip as many songs as I want to without hitting that annoying 6-song per hour limit that Pandora has.
 
2013-11-11 04:07:13 PM

Felgraf: I'm pretty sure I played this game.

Turns out the ore the gold was mined from contained pockets of halucinogenic gas, so when people opened the box, fearing its curse, they'd see their worst nightmare!

/Also a 40 year old, 6 foot tall man manages to disguise himself as a 4-foot-tall 14 year old girl.


Spoilers!

(Still made more sense than how the Loch Ness Monster fighting a steampunk robot looked like an insect-shaped ghost when viewed through fog. Reminds me of Korn on South Park using squirrels and a flashlight to make a hologram of a ghost ship.)
 
2013-11-11 04:08:41 PM

Grungehamster: Felgraf: I'm pretty sure I played this game.

Turns out the ore the gold was mined from contained pockets of halucinogenic gas, so when people opened the box, fearing its curse, they'd see their worst nightmare!

/Also a 40 year old, 6 foot tall man manages to disguise himself as a 4-foot-tall 14 year old girl.

Spoilers!

(Still made more sense than how the Loch Ness Monster fighting a steampunk robot looked like an insect-shaped ghost when viewed through fog. Reminds me of Korn on South Park using squirrels and a flashlight to make a hologram of a ghost ship.)


I actually somehow SKIPPED the first game of the new trilogy, and went right to Mask of Chaos.

So I've been kind of confused for a bit.
 
2013-11-11 04:11:56 PM
Oh synthetic marijuana. You're such a safe alternative to the real deal.
 
2013-11-11 04:14:18 PM
The other obvious possibility is that he did take some, but it's something that toxicology can't pick up. Toxicology isn't magical and can't pick up everything, particularly if they don't know what they're looking for. Maybe he took another synthetic drug earlier in the day and toxicology didn't catch it (particularly likely if the drug or its metabolites resemble chemicals normally present in the body).
 
2013-11-11 04:14:43 PM
iconsoffright.com
 
2013-11-11 04:18:29 PM
I dated Pandora.

She had a nasty box
 
2013-11-11 04:21:46 PM

jph: How about this?

[i.crackedcdn.com image 610x203]

Or this?

[www.smashinglists.com image 365x300]


Or this
 
2013-11-11 04:22:37 PM

texdent: texdent: Plans to open Pandora's Box
[blog.zap2it.com image 540x350]


FTA: Death of 37-year-old Carlisle man still a mystery

Quite the coinkadink...
 
2013-11-11 04:33:37 PM

Snapper Carr: It's never a good idea to mess with mysterious boxes


Thought the same and backed slowly out of TFA.

The first movie gave me the hibbities. *shudders*
 
2013-11-11 04:37:34 PM
"He was just his normal self," he said. "I think he had enjoyed himself in town. He had been shopping and said he was going upstairs to get changed."

Well, he didn't lie.

Dead is a change.
 
2013-11-11 04:41:01 PM
Oh boy, I'll bet Pandora was sooooo embarrassed.
 
2013-11-11 04:41:07 PM
 
2013-11-11 04:43:26 PM

Marshall Willenholly: That's why I switched to Spotify.  No annoying ads and I can skip as many songs as I want to without hitting that annoying 6-song per hour limit that Pandora has.


I think in his case switching to "I Heart Radio" may have been more appropriate.
 
2013-11-11 04:46:48 PM
"I once knew a girl named Pandora... never got to see her box though."

cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com
 
2013-11-11 04:53:49 PM
Um,,, Never ,, Ever, Ever,,,open a mysterious box clearly labeled Pandora. Even if the word is smudged and it appears to read "bandora" or  "Fandora",,, just don't do it.
 
2013-11-11 04:54:22 PM

Snapper Carr: It's never a good idea to mess with mysterious boxes

[i.imgur.com image 544x402]


My first thought too.

/ A pic of Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan would have been equally acceptable.
 
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