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(Uproxx)   Leonardo DiCaprio's 39th birthday party had Kanye, 2 Chainz, and a contest to see which partygoer could capture more of the action on Instagram Video   (uproxx.com ) divider line
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2013-11-11 11:47:12 AM  
Gilbert Grape is 39?

www.kgarlick.com
 
2013-11-11 11:53:01 AM  
I can't imagine a more unpleasant group of people. And you are 40, grow the fark up, douche.
 
2013-11-11 11:53:41 AM  
I'm betting Leo had a personal contest to see how many models he could nail before it was over.

I'll go with 12.
 
2013-11-11 12:04:54 PM  
Woah.
I used to think he was cool.

not anymore.
 
2013-11-11 12:07:38 PM  
aah... since when did smartphones become grafted to your hand so you had to record every goddamn unremarkable moment with shiatty quality video
 
2013-11-11 12:09:36 PM  
Why the hell would anyone want to have a birthday party like that?

Then again, I hate parties, in general. I'd rather be alone in my apartment, drunk, watching Star Trek, and crying.

In fact, that's what I've got planned for tonight. Cheers!
 
2013-11-11 12:30:34 PM  

Bslim: I can't imagine a more unpleasant group of people. And you are 40, grow the fark up, douche.


As oppose to sitting around, disgruntled, posting things like "grow the fark up" to someone who will never read it on the Internet, right?
 
2013-11-11 12:38:45 PM  
Good actor.

It must be a pain in the ass being famous, when everyone in the room has the ability to live tweet your every move and word to the world in real time. Hide the drugs, etc. I'd rather just be rich.
 
2013-11-11 12:39:38 PM  

Bslim: I can't imagine a more unpleasant group of people. And you are 40, grow the fark up, douche.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-11 12:45:51 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: Bslim: I can't imagine a more unpleasant group of people. And you are 40, grow the fark up, douche.

As oppose to sitting around, disgruntled, posting things like "grow the fark up" to someone who will never read it on the Internet, right?


He's not gonna sleep with you.
 
2013-11-11 01:03:47 PM  

Bslim: DeathByGeekSquad: Bslim: I can't imagine a more unpleasant group of people. And you are 40, grow the fark up, douche.

As oppose to sitting around, disgruntled, posting things like "grow the fark up" to someone who will never read it on the Internet, right?

He's not gonna sleep with you.


But are you?
 
2013-11-11 01:05:37 PM  

Flappyhead: I'm betting Leo had a personal contest to see how many models he could nail before it was over.

I'll go with 12.


I'm pretty sure every time he and Clooney are in the same room, they play "Guess who you're smelling on my finger"
 
2013-11-11 01:06:16 PM  

Bslim: I can't imagine a more unpleasant group of people. And you are 40, grow the fark up, douche.


Dude's successfully parlayed from child star to adult star, is very respected in his field, makes $20 million a picture, doesn't appear on TMZ every other day, has multiple awards and nominations, and has gotten more tang than the Gemini and Apollo missions combines.

Why would someone like that need to "grow up?"
 
2013-11-11 01:17:04 PM  

stoli n coke: Bslim: I can't imagine a more unpleasant group of people. And you are 40, grow the fark up, douche.

Dude's successfully parlayed from child star to adult star, is very respected in his field, makes $20 million a picture, doesn't appear on TMZ every other day, has multiple awards and nominations, and has gotten more tang than the Gemini and Apollo missions combines.

Why would someone like that need to "grow up?"


Does he have kids? No. Boom. You only grow up if you do an automatic thing programmed into every life form above an amoeba.
 
2013-11-11 01:51:16 PM  

Hella Fark: aah... since when did smartphones become grafted to your hand so you had to record every goddamn unremarkable moment with shiatty quality video


I mean, seriously, look at this!
cdn.uproxx.com
There are six goddamn phones in that view, not counting the one the person taking that video was holding. Christ.
 
2013-11-11 02:27:21 PM  

stoli n coke: Bslim: I can't imagine a more unpleasant group of people. And you are 40, grow the fark up, douche.

Dude's successfully parlayed from child star to adult star, is very respected in his field, makes $20 million a picture, doesn't appear on TMZ every other day, has multiple awards and nominations, and has gotten more tang than the Gemini and Apollo missions combines.

Why would someone like that need to "grow up?"


Cause he is a douche that hangs out with Kanye farking West.

/Just when I was starting to kinda like him.
 
2013-11-11 02:28:33 PM  
Whenever I see 2 Chainz' name I immediately think of Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson.
 
2013-11-11 03:25:27 PM  
If you get that many assholes together couldn't they reach critical mass?
 
2013-11-11 04:16:43 PM  

Buttknuckle: stoli n coke: Bslim: I can't imagine a more unpleasant group of people. And you are 40, grow the fark up, douche.

Dude's successfully parlayed from child star to adult star, is very respected in his field, makes $20 million a picture, doesn't appear on TMZ every other day, has multiple awards and nominations, and has gotten more tang than the Gemini and Apollo missions combines.

Why would someone like that need to "grow up?"

Cause he is a douche that hangs out with Kanye farking West.

/Just when I was starting to kinda like him.


^THIS

But yet you still see those douchebags who probably want to butt fark him defend whatever he does.
 
2013-11-12 03:02:18 AM  
I see the jealous butt hurt brigade is out in full force today.
 
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