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(PennLive)   Hey if you have stolen up to 20 inflatable snow globes from a shop the police would like to have a word with you   (pennlive.com) divider line 36
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2013-11-11 01:12:00 PM
They just need to keep watching YouTube for the inevitable prank video where someone finds their barn filled with inflatable snowglobes.
 
2013-11-11 01:18:09 PM
Hero tag if it means those monstrosities don't end up on lawns.
 
2013-11-11 01:31:17 PM
Has anybody investigated an alibi for Fiona Glenanne?
 
2013-11-11 01:31:50 PM

Diogenes: Hero tag if it means those monstrosities don't end up on lawns.


Agreed.
 
2013-11-11 01:32:01 PM
That depends on what you mean by "up to 20 inflatable snow globes."  I mean... how many... really.
 
2013-11-11 01:32:31 PM

Diogenes: Hero tag if it means those monstrosities don't end up on lawns.


Between the 15th of September and the 15th of January, I drive past a couple of houses that have enormous collections of inflatable crap on their lawns.  Tigger dressed up as a vampire, jack-o-lanterns, Santa, snowmen, etc.  Just an absolutely awful assortment of plastic junk, and consider how much energy is wasted keeping those things inflated.
 
2013-11-11 01:33:25 PM

Diogenes: Hero tag if it means those monstrosities don't end up on lawns.


Sorry. In Pennslvania, the Jeebus lovers love to keep Christ in Christmas and keep it all year long.
If that means leaving hideous oversized Frosty and Santa figurines outside and lit up 24/7, then it's because Jeebus told them to and you can go to hell and die in fire and brimstone if you disagree, because you must be a heathern.
 
2013-11-11 01:34:10 PM
If you have stolen anything, the police would like to have a word with you. <----new boring fark catch all for these threads
 
2013-11-11 01:35:46 PM
Mr. House unavailable for comment.
 
2013-11-11 01:42:16 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: If you have stolen anything, the police would like to have a word with you. <----new boring fark catch all for these threads


1. Wait, what?

2. Fark: In other news, its getting dusty in here.

3. Profit.
 
2013-11-11 01:43:49 PM
Nothing to get shook up about.
 
2013-11-11 01:44:22 PM

FrancoFile: Diogenes: Hero tag if it means those monstrosities don't end up on lawns.

Between the 15th of September and the 15th of January, I drive past a couple of houses that have enormous collections of inflatable crap on their lawns.  Tigger dressed up as a vampire, jack-o-lanterns, Santa, snowmen, etc.  Just an absolutely awful assortment of plastic junk, and consider how much energy is wasted keeping those things inflated.


And they look like giant discarded condoms in the morning.
 
2013-11-11 01:45:19 PM
"Up to 20" includes the range from 0 to 20.  I have stolen 0 snow globes from a shop, so the police must want a word with me.

/DNRTA
 
2013-11-11 01:45:31 PM

vudukungfu: Diogenes: Hero tag if it means those monstrosities don't end up on lawns.

Sorry. In Pennslvania, the Jeebus lovers love to keep Christ in Christmas and keep it all year long.
If that means leaving hideous oversized Frosty and Santa figurines outside and lit up 24/7, then it's because Jeebus told them to and you can go to hell and die in fire and brimstone if you disagree, because you must be a heathern.


It only confirms what I've long suspected:  Christians are tacky
 
2013-11-11 01:47:40 PM

FrancoFile: Diogenes: Hero tag if it means those monstrosities don't end up on lawns.

Between the 15th of September and the 15th of January, I drive past a couple of houses that have enormous collections of inflatable crap on their lawns.  Tigger dressed up as a vampire, jack-o-lanterns, Santa, snowmen, etc.  Just an absolutely awful assortment of plastic junk, and consider how much energy is wasted keeping those things inflated.


There's one house in particular I drive by all the time that has the same inflatable junk every Christmas. This theft just so happened to take place about 15 miles away from that house. I think I know where to find those snowglobes...
 
2013-11-11 01:55:15 PM

FrancoFile: Diogenes: Hero tag if it means those monstrosities don't end up on lawns.

Between the 15th of September and the 15th of January, I drive past a couple of houses that have enormous collections of inflatable crap on their lawns.  Tigger dressed up as a vampire, jack-o-lanterns, Santa, snowmen, etc.  Just an absolutely awful assortment of plastic junk, and consider how much energy is wasted keeping those things inflated.


How dare people try to have fun for the holidays! Stop dancing! Knock it off, all of you!
 
2013-11-11 01:55:52 PM

Diogenes: And they look like giant discarded condoms in the morning.


Exactly what I came here to post.  Doesn't anybody else notice this?
 
2013-11-11 01:55:55 PM

Diogenes: vudukungfu: Diogenes: Hero tag if it means those monstrosities don't end up on lawns.

Sorry. In Pennslvania, the Jeebus lovers love to keep Christ in Christmas and keep it all year long.
If that means leaving hideous oversized Frosty and Santa figurines outside and lit up 24/7, then it's because Jeebus told them to and you can go to hell and die in fire and brimstone if you disagree, because you must be a heathern.

It only confirms what I've long suspected:  Christians are tacky


Oh please.  Have you seen the haircuts of the Jews and Muslims?  And don't get me started on the color choices of the Buddhists.  First, not everyone is an Autumn.  And even then, who would pair orange with beige?  Hideous!
 
2013-11-11 02:00:12 PM

vudukungfu: Diogenes: Hero tag if it means those monstrosities don't end up on lawns.

Sorry. In Pennslvania, the Jeebus lovers love to keep Christ in Christmas and keep it all year long.
If that means leaving hideous oversized Frosty and Santa figurines outside and lit up 24/7, then it's because Jeebus told them to and you can go to hell and die in fire and brimstone if you disagree, because you must be a heathern


Funny.  Most of the oversized gaudy decorated houses are not Christian owned.  Unless gaudy encompasses the entire spectrum of angels and nativity scenes.
 
2013-11-11 02:08:51 PM
CSB: One time, I had sex with up to 20 women at the same time.
 
2013-11-11 02:09:27 PM

cwolf20: Unless gaudy encompasses the entire spectrum of angels and nativity scenes.


with reindeer on the roof. Blue candles on all the windows. And a big ass-bow on the mailbox.
 
2013-11-11 02:10:16 PM
Person of interest:

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2013-11-11 02:13:22 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Person of interest:

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Worst final episode of a TV show ever.  Thanks for reminding me of that utter disappointment.
 
2013-11-11 02:22:27 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha!

I took the giant inflatable snow globes and I will take more and more!

( I'm using them to build a dome on Mars where I'm going to breed a race of super people to destroy the inhabitants earth and I shall reign as Supreme Ruler forever and ever)
 
2013-11-11 02:29:16 PM

Diogenes: Hero tag if it means those monstrosities don't end up on lawns.


Seconded.
 
2013-11-11 02:54:07 PM
I don't think Jane will give caps for any of those.
 
2013-11-11 03:53:41 PM
Wanted for questioning:
www.titletrakk.com
 
2013-11-11 04:36:38 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-11 04:39:04 PM

vudukungfu: cwolf20: Unless gaudy encompasses the entire spectrum of angels and nativity scenes.

with reindeer on the roof. Blue candles on all the windows. And a big ass-bow on the mailbox.


Ah you must live somewhere other than where I live.  The non-christian houses, or at least those that the privately ruled aka son who inherited does not believe in news staying neutral puts in the paper whenever they get firey hot about an 80 year old wanting to wake up and go to church complains about their lights turning midnight into high noon, are the only high shining ones I know of.

The funny thing about the son is that he's libertarian, not Democrat or Republican.  Usually libertarians don't make damn sure that only their view gets into a paper they own.
 
2013-11-11 04:40:46 PM

cwolf20: vudukungfu: cwolf20: Unless gaudy encompasses the entire spectrum of angels and nativity scenes.

with reindeer on the roof. Blue candles on all the windows. And a big ass-bow on the mailbox.

Ah you must live somewhere other than where I live.  The non-christian houses, or at least those that the privately ruled aka son who inherited does not believe in news staying neutral puts in the paper whenever they get firey hot about an 80 year old wanting to wake up and go to church complains about their lights turning midnight into high noon, are the only high shining ones I know of.

The funny thing about the son is that he's libertarian, not Democrat or Republican.  Usually libertarians don't make damn sure that only their view gets into a paper they own.


You want to drop a half-dozen commas and some more verbs into that, please?
 
2013-11-11 05:00:36 PM

FrancoFile: cwolf20: vudukungfu: cwolf20: Unless gaudy encompasses the entire spectrum of angels and nativity scenes.

with reindeer on the roof. Blue candles on all the windows. And a big ass-bow on the mailbox.

Ah you must live somewhere other than where I live.  The non-christian houses, or at least those that the privately ruled aka son who inherited does not believe in news staying neutral puts in the paper whenever they get firey hot about an 80 year old wanting to wake up and go to church complains about their lights turning midnight into high noon, are the only high shining ones I know of.

The funny thing about the son is that he's libertarian, not Democrat or Republican.  Usually libertarians don't make damn sure that only their view gets into a paper they own.

You want to drop a half-dozen commas and some more verbs into that, please?


I'd argue. But even I'm confused about it.

simpler.  He puts the non-christian decorative blow-hards in unless they're libertarian, and leaves the rest out.  And shakes their moods about.  If he does the hokey-pokey I don't want to see him out and about.
 
2013-11-11 05:43:11 PM

FrancoFile: cwolf20: vudukungfu: cwolf20: Unless gaudy encompasses the entire spectrum of angels and nativity scenes.

with reindeer on the roof. Blue candles on all the windows. And a big ass-bow on the mailbox.

Ah you must live somewhere other than where I live.  The non-christian houses, or at least those that the privately ruled aka son who inherited does not believe in news staying neutral puts in the paper whenever they get firey hot about an 80 year old wanting to wake up and go to church complains about their lights turning midnight into high noon, are the only high shining ones I know of.

The funny thing about the son is that he's libertarian, not Democrat or Republican.  Usually libertarians don't make damn sure that only their view gets into a paper they own.

You want to drop a half-dozen commas and some more verbs into that, please?


Thank god you saw that too. I thought I'd just had a stroke.
Bathsalts are bad cwolf.
 
2013-11-11 06:45:12 PM

cwolf20: vudukungfu: cwolf20: Unless gaudy encompasses the entire spectrum of angels and nativity scenes.

with reindeer on the roof. Blue candles on all the windows. And a big ass-bow on the mailbox.

Ah you must live somewhere other than where I live.  The non-christian houses, or at least those that the privately ruled aka son who inherited does not believe in news staying neutral puts in the paper whenever they get firey hot about an 80 year old wanting to wake up and go to church complains about their lights turning midnight into high noon, are the only high shining ones I know of.

The funny thing about the son is that he's libertarian, not Democrat or Republican.  Usually libertarians don't make damn sure that only their view gets into a paper they own.


Da fuq?
 
2013-11-11 08:13:01 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: cwolf20: vudukungfu: cwolf20: Unless gaudy encompasses the entire spectrum of angels and nativity scenes.

with reindeer on the roof. Blue candles on all the windows. And a big ass-bow on the mailbox.

Ah you must live somewhere other than where I live.  The non-christian houses, or at least those that the privately ruled aka son who inherited does not believe in news staying neutral puts in the paper whenever they get firey hot about an 80 year old wanting to wake up and go to church complains about their lights turning midnight into high noon, are the only high shining ones I know of.

The funny thing about the son is that he's libertarian, not Democrat or Republican.  Usually libertarians don't make damn sure that only their view gets into a paper they own.

Da fuq?


I know. I can't figure it out either. Read the hokey pokey one instead.
 
2013-11-11 10:41:58 PM
Came for the reference to this fellow....
www.insidethegame.it
... leaving satisfied...  and with more caps in my pocket!
 
2013-11-11 11:08:01 PM

Towermonkey: Mr. House unavailable for comment.


Ain't that a kick in the head!
 
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