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(Some Guy)   Ken Cuccinelli actually won the governor's race. I mean, look at the map. LOOK AT IT   (lifesitenews.com) divider line 139
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2013-11-11 09:25:44 AM
Comedy gold. The level of delusion is off the graph.
 
2013-11-11 09:36:20 AM
He acknowledges that the most populated ares voted for the winner.  ......and then keeps going.
 
2013-11-11 09:38:24 AM

maudibjr: He acknowledges that the most populated ares voted for the winner.  ......and then keeps going.


Yeah, but how many people actually like... LIVE in urban areas, man? I mean,  look how many red squares there are.
 
2013-11-11 09:40:42 AM
This guys strikes me as the kind of person who will insist that a pound of lead weighs more than a pound of feathers.
 
2013-11-11 09:43:03 AM

maudibjr: He acknowledges that the most populated ares voted for the winner.  ......and then keeps going.


Really, that's the funniest thing about it.
 
2013-11-11 09:44:36 AM
This time around in Virginia, the Republican candidate was a man well worth voting for because he is an exceptionally principled and proven, competent and trustworthy candidate

Now THAT's how you bring on the derp.
 
2013-11-11 09:46:58 AM
also, milquetoast
 
2013-11-11 09:47:03 AM
www.lifesitenews.com

Those subtitles could also be changed to, "This is what happens when Democrats run a corrupt, lefty-liberal Hillary clone: Mcauliffe v Cuccinelli, 2013," and, "This is what happens when Democrats run as moderate a candidate as the party has to offer: Gilmore v Warner, 2013."
 
2013-11-11 09:52:45 AM
Why don't that maps look to be the same? I mean, the vertical scale is different, yes, but it appears to be that a whole lot of the eastern shore of VA has changed since 2008.
 
2013-11-11 09:53:50 AM
thatthose
 
2013-11-11 09:54:03 AM

Gecko Gingrich: Why don't that maps look to be the same? I mean, the vertical scale is different, yes, but it appears to be that a whole lot of the eastern shore of VA has changed since 2008.


Oh, that happened during 2011 Virginia Earthquake.
 
2013-11-11 09:54:29 AM

vygramul: [www.lifesitenews.com image 640x511]

Those subtitles could also be changed to, "This is what happens when Democrats run a corrupt, lefty-liberal Hillary clone: Mcauliffe v Cuccinelli, 2013," and, "This is what happens when Democrats run as moderate a candidate as the party has to offer: Gilmore v Warner, 2013."


i'm amused that they misspelled "milquetoast."
 
2013-11-11 09:56:10 AM

i43.tinypic.com



"I will have the milk-steak with a side of milk-toast."

 
2013-11-11 09:57:03 AM

Gecko Gingrich: Why don't that maps look to be the same? I mean, the vertical scale is different, yes, but it appears to be that a whole lot of the eastern shore of VA has changed since 2008.


How come 'mini-Florida' is now off the coast of VA?
 
2013-11-11 10:01:07 AM

Tigger: How come 'mini-Florida' is now off the coast of VA?


That should be there. That's the southern tip of the Delmarva (Delaware/Maryland/Virginia) Peninsula.

The "Blue" map appears to be correct. It's the "Red" map that has issues.
 
2013-11-11 10:01:43 AM
Some people would call me a sore loser or a conspiracy nut.


I call him an idiot who can't count.
 
2013-11-11 10:03:17 AM
See related articles:

The Sabatoge Republicans by Jeffrey Lord



...or spell.
 
2013-11-11 10:31:34 AM
Look at the bones!
 
2013-11-11 10:54:21 AM
One of many things that could have been done is explained in this video (for some strange reason I can't embed the video in this blog post) about possible election fraud having taken place during the last presidential election.

Thanks alot, BurrataFarttata.
 
2013-11-11 11:10:03 AM
www.unapologeticallymundane.com
"DO YOU SEE?! DO YOU SEE?!"
 
2013-11-11 11:46:11 AM
DRTFA - But I would not be surprised if this guy somehow tried to propose that the value of your vote should have depended on how much land you own...
 
2013-11-11 11:52:28 AM

phaseolus: See related articles:

The Sabatoge Republicans by Jeffrey Lord


...or spell.


I mean, Streets: A Rock Opera is a good album and all, but i've listened to a lot of Jon Oliva's interviews and never got the republican vibe from him, even if he looks a bit like Chris Christie now-a-days.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-11-11 11:52:52 AM
static5.businessinsider.com
 
2013-11-11 11:52:57 AM
There are always a handful of these people every election. Just the nature of the human intellectual bell curve. This will be more interesting when Fox runs a full hour of analysis on the topic tomorrow, citing this blog as a reference (aka "some people are wondering")
 
2013-11-11 11:53:44 AM
Let me guess, 80% of Virginia's pop. is in the blue portions.
 
2013-11-11 11:54:51 AM
That's some great unskewing there Cletus.
 
2013-11-11 11:55:02 AM
Republicans really need to work harder on ensuring that empty fields get the votes they deserve.
 
2013-11-11 11:55:13 AM
farking "milk-toast"! Is this guy for real? Lol
 
2013-11-11 11:55:15 AM
One of the biggest problems that LifeSiteNews has had since its inception is the unwillingness of many good people to believe or accept the facts that we report and the many warnings that we have published about what to us have been obvious negative developments.

yeah i can see how that would happen.
 
2013-11-11 11:56:45 AM
Unfortunately for him one acre one vote is not a thing.
 
2013-11-11 11:57:06 AM
It's a good thing people vote and not land, you halfwit.
 
2013-11-11 11:57:13 AM
"As for conspiracies, well, I would much rather make logicial conclusions about obviously suspect circumstances."

"What I have observed for some time is the undeniable fact that Barack Obama and many of his key allies (like Terry McAuliffe) are very unethical political operators and chronic liars seemingly willing to do whatever has to be done to gain and to hold onto power."



Please, go on.

*reads rest of article...

Oh, FFS.
 
2013-11-11 11:57:49 AM
gifs.gifbin.com
 
2013-11-11 11:57:54 AM

StopLurkListen: [static5.businessinsider.com image 400x300]


I'm always so impressed by how well the photographer got that picture of a tree in focus.  Looks like there was like a fly or something on the lens though.
 
2013-11-11 12:00:25 PM
Welp, congratulations Republicans. I'm speechless, and that hardly ever happens.
 
2013-11-11 12:02:33 PM

FlashHarry: vygramul: [www.lifesitenews.com image 640x511]

Those subtitles could also be changed to, "This is what happens when Democrats run a corrupt, lefty-liberal Hillary clone: Mcauliffe v Cuccinelli, 2013," and, "This is what happens when Democrats run as moderate a candidate as the party has to offer: Gilmore v Warner, 2013."

i'm amused that they misspelled "milquetoast."


On the site's sidebar is an article by Tony Perkins titled " How the GOP blue it in Virginia".
 
2013-11-11 12:02:57 PM
How the hell can someone be that stupid  and functionally literate?
 
2013-11-11 12:05:22 PM

vygramul: Those subtitles could also be changed to, "This is what happens when Democrats run a corrupt, lefty-liberal Hillary clone: Mcauliffe v Cuccinelli, 2013," and, "This is what happens when Democrats run as moderate a candidate as the party has to offer: Gilmore v Warner, 2013."


Terry McAuliffe is a lefty-liberal?  Ok.
 
2013-11-11 12:06:05 PM
Is "milk toast" really hyphenated?
 
2013-11-11 12:06:33 PM
My overwhelming hunch is that the McAuliffe campaign, with the help of traitorous social liberal Republicans, engineered the voting to make sure that Ken Cuccinelli could not win the election no matter how many people voted for him.

i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-11 12:09:43 PM

that bosnian sniper: How the hell can someone be that stupid  and functionally literate?


Oh,  it gets betters.  The author of TFA, Steve Jalsevac, is in the comments, defending this idiocy.

Sane person: "There's no facts or evidence.  You openly admit this is entirely based on a 'hunch.'  This is stupid."

Author: "Name calling huh?  Why don't you actually attack the credibility of the article, huh?  HUH?  HUH?"
 
2013-11-11 12:12:08 PM
That article hurt my brain. I have heard better arguements in my 8th grade debate class some 25 years ago...
 
2013-11-11 12:12:23 PM

Mentat: vygramul: Those subtitles could also be changed to, "This is what happens when Democrats run a corrupt, lefty-liberal Hillary clone: Mcauliffe v Cuccinelli, 2013," and, "This is what happens when Democrats run as moderate a candidate as the party has to offer: Gilmore v Warner, 2013."

Terry McAuliffe is a lefty-liberal?  Ok.


Sure he was.  And the Libertarian guy was a Democrat plant or something.
 
2013-11-11 12:15:15 PM
See! There you go, libulardos. Cooch actually did win, a glorious victory for the Tea Party, except traitorous social liberal Republicans scuttled his campaign! Oh, there will be a grisly post-mortem on this, as we properly cleanse the GOP and make it more principled and proven, competent and trustworthy. Check and mate. CHECK. AND. MATE.
 
2013-11-11 12:18:06 PM
Why even have votes? Why not just see how everyone feels about who should win. Numbers are for homos.
 
2013-11-11 12:18:55 PM

Sgt Otter: that bosnian sniper: How the hell can someone be that stupid  and functionally literate?

Oh,  it gets betters.  The author of TFA, Steve Jalsevac, is in the comments, defending this idiocy.

Sane person: "There's no facts or evidence.  You openly admit this is entirely based on a 'hunch.'  This is stupid."

Author: "Name calling huh?  Why don't you actually attack the credibility of the article, huh?  HUH?  HUH?"


WOW. That guy turns into a sour faced shiatfilled firehose in his OWN comments section.... I've never seen one do that before, but its his time/ blog. Whatevs.

...

Isn't there a term for this on the interwebs? Scouring the comments sections of something you put up? Whatever.

This guy stinks on ice.
 
2013-11-11 12:23:25 PM

Gecko Gingrich: This guys strikes me as the kind of person who will insist that a pound of lead weighs more than a pound of feathers.


Thank you, the Republican Party, doesn't seem to know what it is and you just summed it up.
 
2013-11-11 12:24:14 PM
www.centerforpolitics.org
 
2013-11-11 12:24:49 PM

Gecko Gingrich: This guys strikes me as the kind of person who will insist that a pound of lead weighs more than a pound of feathers.


This. The use of logic is apparently impossible for a conservative nowadays. My friend hates the fact that Madison and Milwaukee both have so much sway in state elections. He doesn't think they should 'run the state'.

I laughed and reminded him of the gerrymandered little red districts. They hold a disproportionate power for how few people live in them. They effectively run the state, and they represent only a small fraction of the people in Wisconsin.

He supports the 'proportional electoral vote' change. I told him I'd support it if he really wanted to support the 'will of the people' like he claimed. He asked what I meant, and I explained that the votes then (to support the will of the people) would have to be split by the percentage of the vote, not by district.

Oh boy, did he change his mind fast. He's not an idiot, he knows where the majority of population in the state lives. He knows it isn't in derper land.
 
2013-11-11 12:26:05 PM
Pictures are so much better than numbers when you are in the GOP.
Like the head of the TX GOP committee said (paraphrased) facts and numbers are not as important as what you believe in your heart.
 
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