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2013-11-11 11:49:13 AM
My doctor of 30 years retired and moved to Florida. Hes 65. Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-11-11 12:21:45 PM
My doctor is moving to the suburbs because she finally paid of her med school loans and she wants her kids to have a bigger yard.

THANKS OBAMA
 
2013-11-11 12:22:36 PM

vernonFL: My doctor of 30 years retired and moved to Florida. Hes 65. Thanks, Obama.


My doctor stopped practicing medicine due to a degenerative nerve disorder right about the time PPACA was signed into law.

Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-11-11 12:37:27 PM
My doctor left private practice to become medical director of the kidney and pancreas transplant programs and associate professor of medicine at Emory University. Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-11-11 12:52:42 PM
My company has changed insurance providers 3-4 times over the course of my 13-year employment with them forcing me to change hospital networks (and doctors) each time. Thanks, Obama!
 
2013-11-11 12:54:50 PM
My doctor followed me home, but my mom says it's mean to keep him so we set him free in the woods behind our house.

Thanks Obama!
 
2013-11-11 01:16:56 PM
My doctor is pretty unortodox, uses a cane, is addicted to painkillers, hates working in the clinic and is generally a Dick to everyone. He doesnt work at the hospital anymore.

Thanks Obama
 
2013-11-11 01:19:32 PM

vernonFL: My doctor is pretty unortodox, uses a cane, is addicted to painkillers, hates working in the clinic and is generally a Dick to everyone. He doesnt work at the hospital anymore.

Thanks Obama


Damn, I was supposed to go get checked for lupus.
 
2013-11-11 01:35:25 PM
I've never even met my doctor. I always see one of the PA's.

Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-11-11 01:44:18 PM
My physician is a nurse practitioner due to the shortage of physicians we've had in this country for more than ten years. The doctor's office is really only a place to go to if I need a physical, think I have strep, or I need a referral to a specialist.

Thanks Obama.
 
2013-11-11 01:55:33 PM
I listen to Dr Demento all the time.


fark you Obama.
 
2013-11-11 01:58:44 PM
My general practitioner has been changed by my insurance company five times in the last eight years. The last doctor wouldn't even see me because he'd just gotten reassigned, and was mumbling something about a "time-traveling negro".

Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-11-11 02:12:38 PM

Calmamity: I've never even met my doctor. I always see one of the PA's.

Thanks, Obama.


Yeah, same here with the current one. Thankfully both PA's have been pretty damn good.
 
2013-11-11 02:33:28 PM
I used to drink Dr. Pepper, but I moved down south and every type of soda is apparently called Coke down here.  Thanks Obama!
 
2013-11-11 02:45:08 PM
I grew up, got a full-time job, dropped off my parents' insurance and got my own, and the doctor I'd been going to since I was 10 wasn't on the network of my new employer's insurance, so I couldn't go there anymore.

Thanks, Obama!
 
2013-11-11 03:07:20 PM
I moved from the west to the east coast to find a better job, and my former doctor isn't in my new employer's insurance network.

Thanks Obama!
 
2013-11-11 03:12:56 PM
I really liked my Doctor and then he regenerated and I don't know about the Capaldi person.

Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-11-11 03:13:58 PM
My Doctor was burned at the stake by Fundamentalist Christians!
www.harpiesbizarre.com
Thanks Obama!
 
2013-11-11 03:18:12 PM
My doctor has ball park fingers.

Thanks Obama.
 
2013-11-11 03:18:50 PM
I used to be able to have a coke and a snickers bar for lunch every day without gaining weight, but now when I do that I gain a full pants size per day.

Thanks, Obama!
 
2013-11-11 03:23:16 PM
I never got to see Doctor Detroit II: The Wrath of Mom.

Thanks Obama!
 
2013-11-11 03:28:26 PM
I just got a new healthplan and my new doctor is Dr. Rockzo. He does cocaine.

Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-11-11 04:02:45 PM
My doctor puts both his hands on my shoulders when checking my prostate.

Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-11-11 04:06:31 PM
They ran out of "thanks, Obama" cards at the greeting card store.

Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-11-11 04:14:06 PM
My doctor lived in his office during his divorce and then got caught diddling the employees and had to skip town with an underaged bride.

/true story
//my old pediatrician
///long time ago, i'm in my 40's now
 
2013-11-11 04:18:12 PM

dittybopper: My doctor puts both his hands on my shoulders when checking my prostate.

Thanks, Obama.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-11 04:44:21 PM
I used to be straight.

Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-11-11 04:51:14 PM
My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked her why, and she said, "because I'm trying to examine you!"

Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-11-11 05:20:52 PM
Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem haven't put out a good record since the second Muppet movie.

Thanks Obama.
 
2013-11-11 05:44:39 PM
I dont get to keep my Doctor

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Thanks Obama.


If you're going to try to make a meme about the President lying to the American people at least try to do it well.
 
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2013-11-11 05:47:17 PM
Sorry, but but there are no standards for doctors in Obamacare.  Insurance companies are going to blame everything they do on it, but it's their decision.
 
2013-11-11 05:57:41 PM
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2013-11-11 05:59:29 PM
I was walking through the streets of New Orleans the other day when I accidentally bumped into a woman. The way I bumped into her, I accidentally kneed the bag she was carrying; the bag fell to the ground and I heard glass shatter. The woman squinted at me and started muttering, then picked up her bag and walked away.

A couple of days late my knee was swolen to the size of a cantaloupe. I went to see my doctor and explained what happened. Apparently the woman I bumped into was a voodoo priestess, and she had cursed me, causing my knee to swell up.

Then he told me the treatment for my magic knee grow wasn't covered under ACA, and I would have to pay for it out of pocket.

Thanks Obama.
 
2013-11-11 06:01:24 PM
My doctor quit because pimpin aint easy. Thanks Obama!

www.filmdispenser.com

/obscure?
 
2013-11-11 06:01:34 PM
The rate for my PPO doubled this year.

/Thanks, Obama!
 
2013-11-11 06:02:22 PM
I'm still waiting for my doctor.
He's never early, he's always late - first thing you learn is that you always gotta wait.

Thanks, Obama
 
2013-11-11 06:02:53 PM
From the smartest man in Amerika who is incapable of lying.  Can't wait for the smartest woman.
 
2013-11-11 06:03:54 PM
I'm Canadian and get free health care

Thanks Obama!

/wait, what?
 
2013-11-11 06:04:10 PM

Mean Daddy: rom the smartest man in Amerika who is incapable of lying.


That's an oxymoron.
 
2013-11-11 06:04:58 PM
My doctor told me to drink a quart of vodak per day to clean out my arteries. I went to another doctor to get a 2nd opinion, and he told me the same thing. So now I'm up to a half a gallon per day.

Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-11-11 06:05:06 PM
Nice to see the Obama Defense Brigade, Fark Division, is out in full force today... not sure exactly what they are defending the ACA from, but you go!
 
2013-11-11 06:05:09 PM
What is so hard to understand about if you like it, you can keep it, unless we don't like it?  You got to be more than a bit stupid if you can't grasp that.
 
2013-11-11 06:05:24 PM
My doctor died of a brain tumor 8 years ago and I haven't found anyone who cares nearly as much as he did.

Thanks Obama.
 
2013-11-11 06:05:47 PM
God, I remember before Obamacare when plans were not allowed to change at all... Oh wait what that never was the case but people are pretending now it was?
 
2013-11-11 06:06:57 PM

Elegy: I was walking through the streets of New Orleans the other day when I accidentally bumped into a woman. The way I bumped into her, I accidentally kneed the bag she was carrying; the bag fell to the ground and I heard glass shatter. The woman squinted at me and started muttering, then picked up her bag and walked away.

A couple of days late my knee was swolen to the size of a cantaloupe. I went to see my doctor and explained what happened. Apparently the woman I bumped into was a voodoo priestess, and she had cursed me, causing my knee to swell up.

Then he told me the treatment for my magic knee grow wasn't covered under ACA, and I would have to pay for it out of pocket.

Thanks Obama.


gorgview.com
 
2013-11-11 06:07:08 PM
Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz says Dems will run on ObamaCare in 2014 and win. That's amusing.

Thanks, Obama
 
2013-11-11 06:07:10 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dont get to keep my Doctor

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Thanks Obama.


If you're going to try to make a meme about the President lying to the American people at least try to do it well.


Nobody gets to keep their Doctor. :(
 
2013-11-11 06:07:19 PM
Why are the insurance companies that created the ACA going out of their way to make a mess of it?
 
2013-11-11 06:08:13 PM

jst3p: My doctor quit because pimpin aint easy. Thanks Obama!



/obscure?


Since it was mentioned 12 threads prior I am guessing not.
 
2013-11-11 06:08:21 PM

Phony_Soldier: The rate for my PPO doubled this year.

/Thanks, Obama!


This one's probably accurate.
 
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