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(The Local)   There's drunk, and then there's "lost your car at Oktoberfest for five weeks" drunk   (thelocal.de) divider line 14
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2013-11-11 08:01:10 AM
That's not drunk. Real Oktoberfest drunk involves waking up in Albania with no pants, no wallet, no memory, and missing a toe.
 
2013-11-11 08:15:13 AM
I woke up in my hotel room covered in blood. I had fallen down the 600-story escalator, then told a policeman on the train that his dog spoke more German than I did.

Good times!

My raincoat is still over there somewhere 13 years later.
 
2013-11-11 08:18:31 AM
That's why God gave us smartphones with camera and GPS.
 
2013-11-11 08:25:52 AM
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Khlav Kalash !
 
2013-11-11 08:28:19 AM
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2013-11-11 09:09:08 AM

P. Yorck: That's why God gave us smartphones with camera and GPS. pencils and paper.


FTFY
 
2013-11-11 09:15:44 AM
I really want to go to Oktoberfest.

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2013-11-11 10:38:32 AM

AbiNormal: I really want to go to Oktoberfest.

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Yeah, that the type of "fest" that could last into November and December.
 
2013-11-11 11:41:12 AM

AbiNormal: I really want to go to Oktoberfest.

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I haven't been to Oktoberfest, but when I was in Munich the beer maids did NOT look like that.

/beer was tastier than I had even expected though
 
2013-11-11 11:58:24 AM
...and I said "If you can find my keys we can drive out of here."
 
2013-11-11 11:59:28 AM

AbiNormal: I really want to go to Oktoberfest.

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I would like to go also. Planning to go in about 10 years when my son is old enough.
 
2013-11-11 12:44:54 PM

SmackLT: That's not drunk. Real Oktoberfest drunk involves waking up in Albania with no pants, no wallet, no memory, and missing a toe.


Check the parking lot & see if you drove there in a VW...maybe you can help the poor, stupid ba5tard out.
 
2013-11-11 10:19:20 PM
I was so hoping this was going to be Tulsa.
 
2013-11-12 01:46:42 PM
That's just drunk talk!  Sweet, sweet drunk talk.
 
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