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(WWE)   Will Triple H and Big Show face off again? Can John Cena's Thuganomics take down the legend killer, Randy Orton? What's with Kane's new look? Come find out on the most interesting edition of WWE Raw that the year 2003 has to offer, at 8 PM on USA   (wwe.com) divider line 1499
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2013-11-11 07:17:22 AM
Hitting this and my thread too, just in case.  :)

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)


credit to ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman



1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly troll we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA!(but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla.  That's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22)   BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2013-11-11 08:24:52 AM
Here's an alternate headline I didn't submit...

In a perfect world, Daniel Bryan and CM Punk would be facing each other for the world title, while Chris Hero and Zack Ryder are chasing IC champ Dolph Ziggler. But here in the real world, Gagne and Vince have a hard-on for talentless steroid freaks on WWE RAW, 8 PM on USA.

Of course, that came from the news this past week that Gagne and Vince believe the people only want to see big, jacked up roid freaks on top, which is why Daniel Bryan is being pushed down the card despite being so over, while the silent crowds for Randy Orton means he's world champ.

Fark You, Vince and Gagne.

/gonna be fun when Show vs. Orton pulls the lowest Survivor Series buyrate ever.
 
2013-11-11 08:33:46 AM
well this is N early start
 
2013-11-11 08:37:05 AM
My work day just became a void.

Yay early green.
 
2013-11-11 08:38:23 AM

libranoelrose: well this is N early start

Why not? This card's been around since the early 00s!
 
2013-11-11 08:39:55 AM
Why isn't this in the Business-ah Tab?
 
2013-11-11 08:41:40 AM
So, assuming this stays green...

What are some good wrestling podcasts, besides Art of Wrestling and Stone Cold's show?
 
2013-11-11 09:10:13 AM

FirstNationalBastard: So, assuming this stays green...

What are some good wrestling podcasts, besides Art of Wrestling and Stone Cold's show?


Not too many. I enjoyed a few shows done by not popular guys over the years,... they all go away though.
 
2013-11-11 09:10:23 AM
Wow, you guys are starting early today.

Once again, no Raw for me...I'm going to go see Thor TDW after work...I'm almost 100% sure it will be better than Raw.

That is, unless somehow Triple H has a cameo to cut a promo to bury how Thor needs a hammer to be effective....at which point I will kill myself.
 
2013-11-11 09:15:08 AM
BAH GAWD KING! A FWC THREAD THIS EARLY! MACHOPROGRAMMER'S PRODUCTIVITY AT WORK HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!

At least we will hit a gredunza now...
 
2013-11-11 09:15:26 AM
"He watches wrestling!"

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-11-11 09:21:28 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Here's an alternate headline I didn't submit...

In a perfect world, Daniel Bryan and CM Punk would be facing each other for the world title, while Chris Hero and Zack Ryder are chasing IC champ Dolph Ziggler. But here in the real world, Gagne and Vince have a hard-on for talentless steroid freaks on WWE RAW, 8 PM on USA.

Of course, that came from the news this past week that Gagne and Vince believe the people only want to see big, jacked up roid freaks on top, which is why Daniel Bryan is being pushed down the card despite being so over, while the silent crowds for Randy Orton means he's world champ.

Fark You, Vince and Gagne.

/gonna be fun when Show vs. Orton pulls the lowest Survivor Series buyrate ever.


I'm not buying it, that sounds like either a dirt sheet making shiat up that it knows smart fans want to hear, or an intentional leak by WWE to put heat on HHH. Remember this is the company that shoved BOOYAKA BOOYAKA 619 down our throats despite Rey being 145 soaking wet. Vince also enjoyed possibly WWE's best run ever behind Austin, who was never the biggest guy. HBK has been consistently pushed for decades now as a main event draw despite being slight of build.

Come on fWc, you're being worked.
 
2013-11-11 09:21:55 AM
Wow... Didn't expect this thread this early. Ah well...

/bookmarked for great justice
 
2013-11-11 09:23:55 AM
Oh and Thugonomics Cena would be pretty sweet actually.
 
2013-11-11 09:26:07 AM
Holy early green Batman!

Should I ask the mods to pull this until later in the day?  Might keep the thread from being buried by HHH.
 
2013-11-11 09:26:25 AM

Frank N Stein: "He watches wrestling!"

[i1.kym-cdn.com image 449x401]


"He trolls on FARK"
 
2013-11-11 09:26:41 AM

Frank N Stein: "He watches wrestling!"

"He posts on FARK."

 
2013-11-11 09:33:06 AM
YouTube Gold:

Dear Princess Sunbutt,

Thanks to some awesome editing assistance from Princess Luna, my friends and I have crafted a solution to WWE's current issues.  Bad booking, horrible angles, and low buy-rates will be a thing of the past, thanks to our hard work and dedication.  (and maybe a few dozen cans of Redbull).

In fact, we're so confident that this will work, even the NPO will be rushing to the WWE Shop to buy as many Cena slippers as they can.

When you get a chance, check out our finished product!  We're sure you're going to love it!

Your Faithful Smark,


Twilight Sparkle


PS:  WWWOOOOOOOO  --RD
 
2013-11-11 09:49:22 AM

Owangotang: FirstNationalBastard: Here's an alternate headline I didn't submit...

In a perfect world, Daniel Bryan and CM Punk would be facing each other for the world title, while Chris Hero and Zack Ryder are chasing IC champ Dolph Ziggler. But here in the real world, Gagne and Vince have a hard-on for talentless steroid freaks on WWE RAW, 8 PM on USA.

Of course, that came from the news this past week that Gagne and Vince believe the people only want to see big, jacked up roid freaks on top, which is why Daniel Bryan is being pushed down the card despite being so over, while the silent crowds for Randy Orton means he's world champ.

Fark You, Vince and Gagne.

/gonna be fun when Show vs. Orton pulls the lowest Survivor Series buyrate ever.

I'm not buying it, that sounds like either a dirt sheet making shiat up that it knows smart fans want to hear, or an intentional leak by WWE to put heat on HHH. Remember this is the company that shoved BOOYAKA BOOYAKA 619 down our throats despite Rey being 145 soaking wet. Vince also enjoyed possibly WWE's best run ever behind Austin, who was never the biggest guy. HBK has been consistently pushed for decades now as a main event draw despite being slight of build.

Come on fWc, you're being worked.


Vince had no choice in the HBK/Austin era. WCW was breathing down his neck, his two top Big men had walked out and went to WCW,,, and by god, the fans wanted Austin.

Now, Vince has the option to ignore what the fans want and shove his traditional roid freak fetish in our faces, because he has no competition and no threats to the company.
 
2013-11-11 10:46:44 AM
So is the release of Ohno possibly a work? Maybe he shows up after a few weeks at SS?
 
2013-11-11 11:19:11 AM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: So is the release of Ohno possibly a work? Maybe he shows up after a few weeks at SS?


What, and ruin Vince's formula for greater ratings: slower matches, fewer moves, more rest holds, and even more botches?
 
2013-11-11 01:03:29 PM
Good morning, fWc! Holy hell, the threads seem to be getting greened earlier and earlier. Well, the mods might try to be burying the fWc, but we keep coming back more over than ever.

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i.imgur.com

/Also, I started a crappy little Tumblr. You can check it out here. Don't worry, it might be a Tumblr, but it's SFW.
 
2013-11-11 01:23:28 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: YouTube Gold:

Dear Princess Sunbutt,

Thanks to some awesome editing assistance from Princess Luna, my friends and I have crafted a solution to WWE's current issues.  Bad booking, horrible angles, and low buy-rates will be a thing of the past, thanks to our hard work and dedication.  (and maybe a few dozen cans of Redbull).

In fact, we're so confident that this will work, even the NPO will be rushing to the WWE Shop to buy as many Cena slippers as they can.

When you get a chance, check out our finished product!  We're sure you're going to love it!

Your Faithful Smark,


Twilight Sparkle


PS:  WWWOOOOOOOO  --RD


that's awesome!
 
2013-11-11 01:24:28 PM
Happy Veterans Day, everyone.

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-11 02:15:28 PM
ShiningWizard:  Your Inbox is calling on line 1.  :D
 
2013-11-11 06:47:59 PM
 
2013-11-11 06:52:05 PM
Tonight's RAW is from the UK, so expect Randy Orton to get a huge reaction even though the fans appear to be sitting on their hands and/or as lively as mannequins.
 
2013-11-11 06:56:06 PM
So we will see the red phone booths tonight since WWE thinks all that symbolizes England is phone booths and an old car
 
2013-11-11 07:12:08 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: So we will see the red phone booths tonight since WWE thinks all that symbolizes England is phone booths and an old car


Also, Wade Barret makes an obligatory appearance...only to get jobbed out to Santino and a catering table full of sticky toffee pudding.
 
2013-11-11 07:17:35 PM
UK RAW!? Maybe tonight we see a one-night-only appearance of the Euro belt?

/of course not
//wishful thinking
 
2013-11-11 07:22:34 PM
Hopefully Regal gets a match, or at least some time at the announce table
 
2013-11-11 07:23:03 PM

cheezitmojo: UK RAW!? Maybe tonight we see a one-night-only appearance of the Euro belt?

/of course not
//wishful thinking


and you're European Champion, Chris Ben***CARRIER LOST****
 
2013-11-11 07:25:10 PM
Alright, WWE

Its been two months

Lets try this again

/And no this does not mean I will try TNA again
 
2013-11-11 07:25:41 PM

cman: Alright, WWE

Its been two months

Lets try this again

/And no this does not mean I will try TNA again


WOO!  Welcome back!
 
2013-11-11 07:26:52 PM
Also, Clintster has proposed a new item for the Checklist:

#23:  An FWC member loses their smile


Do I hear a motion to approve?

/parli-pro
 
2013-11-11 07:29:49 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: cheezitmojo: UK RAW!? Maybe tonight we see a one-night-only appearance of the Euro belt?

/of course not
//wishful thinking

and you're European Champion, Chris Ben***CARRIER LOST****


He was so influential in the UK, they now refer to the Crippler Crossface as the "chokey wokey shaver slayer".
 
2013-11-11 07:31:10 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Also, Clintster has proposed a new item for the Checklist:

#23:  An FWC member loses their smile


Do I hear a motion to approve?

/parli-pro


I say that should have been on there since the split.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-11 07:33:48 PM
Raw from London?  Well, this gives Vince plenty of time to pump up the volume for Cena.  :(


/arg, now I'm craving fish and chips
//with mushy peas
///nomnom
 
2013-11-11 07:34:26 PM

Green Arrow: Why isn't this in the Business-ah Tab?


Because FARK-AH YOU THAT'S WHY-AH!
 
2013-11-11 07:34:54 PM

cman: Alright, WWE

Its been two months

Lets try this again

/And no this does not mean I will try TNA again


If it is anything like the past few weeks, you may be disappointed
 
2013-11-11 07:34:59 PM
So, on this day in 2005, Eddie Guerrero wrestles his last on-air match....
 
2013-11-11 07:35:45 PM
For those who didn't  see it on tha twittah-machine, my friend Lisa and I completed this sign for the Dec. 9 RAW in Seattle. This is one I really want to get a screen cap of!

#nPo4Lyfe
 scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-11-11 07:36:26 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Owangotang: FirstNationalBastard: Here's an alternate headline I didn't submit...

In a perfect world, Daniel Bryan and CM Punk would be facing each other for the world title, while Chris Hero and Zack Ryder are chasing IC champ Dolph Ziggler. But here in the real world, Gagne and Vince have a hard-on for talentless steroid freaks on WWE RAW, 8 PM on USA.

Of course, that came from the news this past week that Gagne and Vince believe the people only want to see big, jacked up roid freaks on top, which is why Daniel Bryan is being pushed down the card despite being so over, while the silent crowds for Randy Orton means he's world champ.

Fark You, Vince and Gagne.

/gonna be fun when Show vs. Orton pulls the lowest Survivor Series buyrate ever.

I'm not buying it, that sounds like either a dirt sheet making shiat up that it knows smart fans want to hear, or an intentional leak by WWE to put heat on HHH. Remember this is the company that shoved BOOYAKA BOOYAKA 619 down our throats despite Rey being 145 soaking wet. Vince also enjoyed possibly WWE's best run ever behind Austin, who was never the biggest guy. HBK has been consistently pushed for decades now as a main event draw despite being slight of build.

Come on fWc, you're being worked.

Vince had no choice in the HBK/Austin era. WCW was breathing down his neck, his two top Big men had walked out and went to WCW,,, and by god, the fans wanted Austin.

Now, Vince has the option to ignore what the fans want and shove his traditional roid freak fetish in our faces, because he has no competition and no threats to the company.


good job Owangotang  you caught one. I was only going to give it a 3/10 but since you got one 7/10
 
2013-11-11 07:36:42 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Here's an alternate headline I didn't submit...

In a perfect world, Daniel Bryan and CM Punk would be facing each other for the world title, while Chris Hero and Zack Ryder are chasing IC champ Dolph Ziggler. But here in the real world, Gagne and Vince have a hard-on for talentless steroid freaks on WWE RAW, 8 PM on USA.

Of course, that came from the news this past week that Gagne and Vince believe the people only want to see big, jacked up roid freaks on top, which is why Daniel Bryan is being pushed down the card despite being so over, while the silent crowds for Randy Orton means he's world champ.

Fark You, Vince and Gagne.

/gonna be fun when Show vs. Orton pulls the lowest Survivor Series buyrate ever.


I'm hopping on this bandwagon. I think he's the real deal. Huge, cut, intimidating, charismatic and he works his ass off in the ring.

thisisinfamous.com
 
2013-11-11 07:36:43 PM

cman: Alright, WWE

Its been two months

Lets try this again



Let's be honest here.
If I had to pick watching WWE lately, or walking in on my ex-wife with another guy....  I've done both, and it's still hard to choose...
 
2013-11-11 07:36:49 PM
Don't forget neighboreenos, right after the show tonight, USA is showing an all new episode of "Total Divas". You may not have watched it because of your footballs and your Walking Deads and such as.

So, anyone care to hang around afterward for a snark party?
 
2013-11-11 07:37:47 PM
Raw is taped tonight and I've read the spoilers, get ready for another snoozefest
 
2013-11-11 07:38:14 PM
Sorry ahead of time for a bit of a thread-jack:

Just giving a shout-out to Jetskimoo.  The two of us met for the first time 13 years ago today.

We both went to the front desk of our dorm at the same time.  I was returning Mario Kart 64, and she was there to rent The Rock for a movie night (on VHS too, lol).  She asked me to join her, and for the first time in my lie, I acted on impulse, and said yes.

Best decision I ever made!  Here's to another 13, Stef!
 
2013-11-11 07:38:15 PM
Sees preview...

cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-11-11 07:38:26 PM

WippitGuud: So, on this day in 2005, Eddie Guerrero wrestles his last on-air match....


You know, he took a wicked chairshot or 5 that night and I remember watching it with a friend thinking he had a bad concussion. He did not look good in an after match interview and couldn't talk well. Couple days later and he was found dead. Always been bothered by that.
 
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