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(Mother Nature Network)   I know whenever I'm about to undergo a double mastectomy I like to dance around the operating room with all the doctors and nurses to the songs of Beyonce. It helps take the edge off things   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Beyonce, operating rooms, flash mobs, nurses, dancing  
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2013-11-11 07:57:12 AM  
The one time in my adult life that I had to put under for a procedure, the doctor put on Hootie and the Blowfish.  This was back in maybe 2004 or 2005.  I wasn't nervous beforehand.  I was scared shiatless after that.
2013-11-11 08:00:16 AM  
My last surgeon was a Queen fan..... Another One Bites The Dust is not what you want to drift off to.
2013-11-11 08:03:43 AM  
This post:
2013-11-11 08:05:16 AM  
♫Put a ring in it♫ oh wait
2013-11-11 08:22:08 AM  
What do they do with all those bewbies?

Just askin'.
2013-11-11 08:29:59 AM  

FirstDennis: What do they do with all those bewbies?

Just askin'.

/They get put into five gallon pickle tubs along with other various body parts, then buried in potters field, or..burned, depending on local laws.
2013-11-11 08:48:09 AM  
Last chance to enjoy the jiggle, I guess.
2013-11-11 11:42:19 AM  
No jiggle, no giggle
2013-11-11 12:06:34 PM  
Came for Angeline Jolie.  HACK THE PLANET!

/wait a minute, this isn't my world... DISAPPOINTED!
2013-11-11 12:20:42 PM  
For everyone else who's not a doctor in the hospital:  "Sorry, we can accommodate [insert any request] because of policy."
2013-11-11 01:14:26 PM  
Wow it's like I read this non-story last week.
2013-11-11 02:04:46 PM  

FirstDennis: What do they do with all those bewbies?

Just askin'.

They make soap out of it.
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