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10180 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 11 Nov 2013 at 7:00 AM (22 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-11 01:42:01 AM
She's 47?  Wow!
 
2013-11-11 01:49:31 AM
man does she have a fantastic rack
 
2013-11-11 07:04:36 AM
The things I would do with that women given half a chance.

Epeek bewbs r epeek.
 
2013-11-11 07:07:24 AM

Bucky Katt: She's 47?  Wow!


It's not that huge a deal.

Most of the 47 yr old guys I know have boobs that big.
 
2013-11-11 07:08:28 AM
Meh, she got her vagina wrecked by that sleazy euro.

I'll pass.
 
2013-11-11 07:24:33 AM
Lets get this going.


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2013-11-11 07:25:32 AM
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2013-11-11 07:40:43 AM

ReapTheChaos: Lets get this going.

[www.balkaninside.com image 300x427]

[cdn01.dailycaller.com image 630x472]


Noice!

I always liked this one...

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2013-11-11 07:42:55 AM

foo monkey: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 538x424]


Wut?
 
2013-11-11 08:02:56 AM
Amusing tag? I can think of far better tags for pictures of this magnitude
 
2013-11-11 08:09:16 AM
What and uplifting way to start the day..

www.poster.net

Is Oktoberfest still on?
cdn5.showstalker.net
 
2013-11-11 08:24:29 AM
If most of the hispanics of questionable origins I deal with were that hot I wouldn't mind that they don't know enough english to call out an order number at the chicken shack.

/You know it's bad when you identify a chicken joint with curing constipation.
 
2013-11-11 08:30:22 AM
thank you, Farkers
 
2013-11-11 08:37:21 AM
One rack to rule them all...
 
2013-11-11 08:39:26 AM
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2013-11-11 09:12:38 AM
I've tried thinking of a single negative with Salma Hayek, it's virtually impossible. All I can come up with is due to her thick black pubic hairs she might have one or two ingrown hairs sullying her otherwise unblemished honey-almond flavored licky skin spurt oops...
 
2013-11-11 09:17:34 AM
Well, those brightened up my Monday!
 
2013-11-11 09:39:38 AM
Tits...because you cant motorboat personality.
 
2013-11-11 09:41:26 AM
Boobs.
 
2013-11-11 09:43:59 AM

YoOjo: I've tried thinking of a single negative with Salma Hayek, it's virtually impossible. All I can come up with is due to her thick black pubic hairs she might have one or two ingrown hairs sullying her otherwise unblemished honey-almond flavored licky skin spurt oops...


She doesn't dude nude photo shoots?
 
2013-11-11 09:58:03 AM

ReaverZ: YoOjo: I've tried thinking of a single negative with Salma Hayek, it's virtually impossible. All I can come up with is due to her thick black pubic hairs she might have one or two ingrown hairs sullying her otherwise unblemished honey-almond flavored licky skin spurt oops...

She doesn't dude nude photo shoots?


She does nude sex scenes in movies.

With Ashley Judd.

Back when Judd was hot.

Your point is invalid.
 
2013-11-11 10:18:50 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: ReaverZ: YoOjo: I've tried thinking of a single negative with Salma Hayek, it's virtually impossible. All I can come up with is due to her thick black pubic hairs she might have one or two ingrown hairs sullying her otherwise unblemished honey-almond flavored licky skin spurt oops...

She doesn't dude nude photo shoots?

She does nude sex scenes in movies.

With Ashley Judd.

Back when Judd was hot.

Your point is invalid.


barfrida.files.wordpress.com

Yeah
 
2013-11-11 10:28:11 AM

YoOjo: I've tried thinking of a single negative with Salma Hayek, it's virtually impossible. All I can come up with is due to her thick black pubic hairs she might have one or two ingrown hairs sullying her otherwise unblemished honey-almond flavored licky skin spurt oops...


Actually, excessive trimming down there is far more likely to cause health probs than letting it grow. All things in moderation, folks.
 
2013-11-11 10:32:49 AM

YoOjo: I've tried thinking of a single negative with Salma Hayek, it's virtually impossible. All I can come up with is due to her thick black pubic hairs she might have one or two ingrown hairs sullying her otherwise unblemished honey-almond flavored licky skin spurt oops...


Well, I'm not moving for a few hours.
 
2013-11-11 10:42:51 AM

Heron: YoOjo: I've tried thinking of a single negative with Salma Hayek, it's virtually impossible. All I can come up with is due to her thick black pubic hairs she might have one or two ingrown hairs sullying her otherwise unblemished honey-almond flavored licky skin spurt oops...

Actually, excessive trimming down there is far more likely to cause health probs than letting it grow. All things in moderation, folks.


Yes.
In addition to the unnatural aspects of having a deforested jungle in one's panties, which encourages all manner of ecological/bacterial meltdown, trimming/shaving also facilitates the aforementioned ingrown hairs, which on occasion have been known to make little bumps, and verily give me frown-face.
 
2013-11-11 10:44:15 AM
Blocked!!  GAH!!!
 
2013-11-11 10:45:27 AM
Salma Hayek is proof that god loves us and wants us to be horny.

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2013-11-11 11:02:32 AM

YoOjo: hich encourages all manner of ecological/bacterial meltdown


Wait, so is this hypothetical woman eating uncooked pork samwhiches over her vagina and since there isn;t hair to catch resiude she's going to have problems?

Citation needed on pubic hair helping keeping a vagina from having bad bacteria.
 
2013-11-11 11:12:35 AM
I love Salma Hayek.
Mrs. Xerox loves Antonio Banderas.

It's always interesting watching the movie "Desperado" with the Missus.
 
2013-11-11 11:15:14 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: YoOjo: hich encourages all manner of ecological/bacterial meltdown

Wait, so is this hypothetical woman eating uncooked pork samwhiches over her vagina and since there isn;t hair to catch resiude she's going to have problems?

Citation needed on pubic hair helping keeping a vagina from having bad bacteria.


I think it's more because we slash and burn all the ghost mites that Jesus put on our genitals. We were intelligently designed to have furry flaps and balls for a reason!!
 
2013-11-11 11:15:42 AM
How did I not know about her nude scene in "Ask the Dust"? Hell, I've never even heard of that movie, but a GIS makes you go "wow!"

She has an ass to go with that rack.
 
2013-11-11 11:19:35 AM

ReaverZ: foo monkey: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 538x424]

Wut?


I quess he doesn't like bolt on's

/I think she looks fantastic.
 
2013-11-11 11:29:23 AM
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2013-11-11 12:06:02 PM
 
2013-11-11 12:20:38 PM

nmrsnr: [photos1.blogger.com image 400x400]

above pic in glorious gif format

another gif worthy of a click


That Campari commerical is the stuff wet dreams are made of.
 
2013-11-11 12:50:03 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: That Campari commerical is the stuff wet dreams are made of.


Got one word to say about that commercial:
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2013-11-11 01:26:45 PM
Long live the Queen, of boobies.
 
2013-11-11 01:27:12 PM
In a battle between the boobs of Salma Hayek & Sofía Vergara, everybody wins.
 
2013-11-11 01:32:38 PM

Rann Xerox: I love Salma Hayek.
Mrs. Xerox loves Antonio Banderas.

It's always interesting watching the movie "Desperado" with the Missus.


Uh, yeahhhhhhhhhh~! :)
 
2013-11-11 01:38:41 PM
Amazing breasts, but the teensy micro-nipples are a letdown.

I'd probably get over it.
 
2013-11-11 01:47:43 PM
Classic butterface
 
2013-11-11 01:51:30 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Classic butterface


Ok, that's just rediculous.

Now I uunderstand why people get annoyed with me when I say that about Scarlet Johannsen,
 
2013-11-11 02:14:40 PM
they're not real tho, are they?

actually i prefer Penelope Cruz
 
2013-11-11 03:04:50 PM

foo monkey: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 538x424]


E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: they're not real tho, are they?


You can always tell in these threads who either a) hasn't seen her topless on film, and/or b) has never been exposed to breast implants in real life.
 
2013-11-11 04:19:30 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: YoOjo: hich encourages all manner of ecological/bacterial meltdown

Wait, so is this hypothetical woman eating uncooked pork samwhiches over her vagina and since there isn;t hair to catch resiude she's going to have problems?

Citation needed on pubic hair helping keeping a vagina from having bad bacteria.


Not necessarily vaginal infections, but contagious skin viruses
 
2013-11-11 04:39:18 PM

puckrock2000: Jim from Saint Paul: YoOjo: hich encourages all manner of ecological/bacterial meltdown

Wait, so is this hypothetical woman eating uncooked pork samwhiches over her vagina and since there isn;t hair to catch resiude she's going to have problems?

Citation needed on pubic hair helping keeping a vagina from having bad bacteria.

Not necessarily vaginal infections, but contagious skin viruses


Definetly a citation. No arguing that.

Seems like a "the sky is falling hey if you walk across the strett you COULD get hit by a bus... OR GET THE BURD FLU!" type article though.

http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvrd/molluscum/faq/everyone.htm

Although not limited to children, it is most common in children 1 to 10 years of age. People with weakened immune systems (i.e., HIV-infected persons or persons being treated for cancer)

Also:

Is molluscum contagiosum a sexually transmitted disease?

Molluscum contagiosum can be spread by any contact between two people-this includes sexual contact. Many, but not all, cases of molluscum in adults are caused by sexual contact.

So yeah, not dettered in my thinking.
 
2013-11-11 05:23:56 PM
Her billionaire hubby must be happy.

Like Long Duk Dong, he can exclaim, "Now I have a place to put my hand!"
 
2013-11-11 05:34:01 PM
Jim from Saint Paul:

So yeah, not dettered in my thinking.

Hmm - how about this?

In her practice it is not unusual to find patients with boils and abscesses on their genitals from shaving as well as cellulitis, an infection of the scrotum, labia or penis from shaving or from having sex with someone infected.
Herpes is also an increased risk "due to the microscopic wounds being exposed to virus carried by mouth or genitals."
 
2013-11-11 05:38:33 PM

Bucky Katt: She's 47?  Wow!


Yep.  Looks like the charter member of my Farkable Over Forty list will soon be taking that distinction in the Over Fifty list.
 
2013-11-11 05:49:48 PM
For the most part I'm totally comfortable with my small-ish boobs.  The only time I'm not OK with them is when I'm looking at pictures of Salma Hayek.

I wish I had that woman's cleavage.  Damn.
 
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