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(AsiaOne Digital)   A slideshow of the 16 worst kinds of selfie photos. Come for the "intense stare" selfie, stay for the "pregnant belly" selfie   (digitalone.com.sg) divider line 115
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2013-11-11 02:08:00 AM
And yes, that's a pregnant belly duck face selfie. It's the unicorn of awful selfies.

Okay that got a laugh out of me.
 
2013-11-11 07:16:47 AM
"The just woke up selfie"
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Um, I'm okay with this.

"The alluring selfie"
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Ya know, I'm okay with this too.
 
2013-11-11 07:53:37 AM
www.worthashare.com
 
2013-11-11 08:15:34 AM

Earguy: "The alluring selfie"


Ya know, I'm okay with this too.


Mattress and boxspring on the floor, she looks poor.
 
2013-11-11 08:26:07 AM
A lot of those can be grouped under "put some goddamn clothes on selfie"
 
2013-11-11 08:38:31 AM
"Selfie" is a stupid word in and of itself. So is the act that it describes.
 
2013-11-11 08:41:00 AM
meh. nothing to see here.  Carry on.
 
2013-11-11 08:43:26 AM
Slide show selfie notoriously left from the list.
 
2013-11-11 08:52:15 AM
Unless Biebs has a prehensile tail, not a selfie.
 
2013-11-11 08:52:28 AM
Does taking a photo of an injured limb to post to members of a closed FB group count as a "selfie"?
 
2013-11-11 08:58:27 AM
People that use a mirror to take a portrait of themselves should be punched in the crotch. Use the camera on the same side as the screen, moron.
 
2013-11-11 09:03:51 AM

debug: People that use a mirror to take a portrait of themselves should be punched in the crotch. Use the camera on the same side as the screen, moron.


Who has arms long enough to get a selfie of all themselves like that?  The point is to get a bigger picture, and in some phones the camera on the screen side isn't as good as the one on the back.  Found that out when I took pictures of an old truck while sitting in traffic, the backwards shot didn't turn out well.  The forward shot of the side and back of the truck was perfect.
 
2013-11-11 09:05:05 AM

EvilEgg: Earguy: "The alluring selfie"


Ya know, I'm okay with this too.

Mattress and boxspring on the floor, she looks poor.


Or in college.
 
2013-11-11 09:05:56 AM

lack of warmth: debug: People that use a mirror to take a portrait of themselves should be punched in the crotch. Use the camera on the same side as the screen, moron.

Who has arms long enough to get a selfie of all themselves like that?  The point is to get a bigger picture, and in some phones the camera on the screen side isn't as good as the one on the back.  Found that out when I took pictures of an old truck while sitting in traffic, the backwards shot didn't turn out well.  The forward shot of the side and back of the truck was perfect.


You take a lot of selfies, don't you.
 
2013-11-11 09:07:21 AM
Is a selfie when you put an orange in your mouth and duct-tape it shut, hang yourself up by your feet from a doorway and masturbate repeatedly allowing the jizz to run down your body into your nostrils until you gag?
If so, I don't do many selfies any more.
 
2013-11-11 09:09:08 AM
'i'm in a car' pictures.....why???
'i'm pregnant, everybody touch my engorged stomach'
'QUACK QUACK QUACK'
====cleavage ahoy=====
if you're taking pictures of yourself in a bikini or panties and you're not at the beach....

damn attention whores.....or in my world 'my cousins kid'
 
2013-11-11 09:10:34 AM

JimmyFartpants: EvilEgg: Earguy: "The alluring selfie"


Ya know, I'm okay with this too.

Mattress and boxspring on the floor, she looks poor.

Or in college.


Same thing
 
2013-11-11 09:11:19 AM
"Selfies" makes me want to detonate human society. For the most part, it's vapid narcissistic skanks and douchebags who obsess over their appearance.
 
2013-11-11 09:12:15 AM

katerbug72: lack of warmth: debug: People that use a mirror to take a portrait of themselves should be punched in the crotch. Use the camera on the same side as the screen, moron.

Who has arms long enough to get a selfie of all themselves like that?  The point is to get a bigger picture, and in some phones the camera on the screen side isn't as good as the one on the back.  Found that out when I took pictures of an old truck while sitting in traffic, the backwards shot didn't turn out well.  The forward shot of the side and back of the truck was perfect.

You take a lot of selfies, don't you.


No, but I do take a lot of photos of cool cars while sitting at lights.  Especially during Back to the Bricks.  Got a couple of a DUKW with driver and passengers in 1940's period attire.  My wife does, but they are simple selfies with just different expressions, minus duck face.
 
2013-11-11 09:14:23 AM
Honestly, The "3D" selfie does take some work to set up and get right. Still dumb but I can appreciate the work and results.

http://4047-d1.voxcdn.com/multimediaMedia_media/76604.jpg (NSFW?)
 
2013-11-11 09:14:25 AM
They forgot to list the cemetery selfie. This woman I know goes to visit her brother's grave and always takes a selfie and posts it to Facebook. Duck face every time as well.
 
2013-11-11 09:18:43 AM

Earguy: "The just woke up selfie" -Um, I'm okay with this.

"The alluring selfie" -Ya know, I'm okay with this too.



Indeed on both.  The premise was good, the [slideshow] execution was slop, and those two selfies show that the author went mad with power.
 
2013-11-11 09:26:37 AM

YoOjo: Is a selfie when you put an orange in your mouth and duct-tape it shut, hang yourself up by your feet from a doorway and masturbate repeatedly allowing the jizz to run down your body into your nostrils until you gag?
If so, I don't do many selfies any more.


I think that's a "Rusty Venture".
 
2013-11-11 09:31:16 AM

EvilEgg: Earguy: "The alluring selfie"


Ya know, I'm okay with this too.

Mattress and boxspring on the floor, she looks poor.


Ha!!!!
 
2013-11-11 09:33:11 AM
List could have been condensed to one entry that said "All of them except the one where you just smile politely in an unadorned room with a blank white wall."
 
2013-11-11 09:36:54 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-11 09:44:54 AM
No deslide? I can't get past the second slide...for some unknown reason
 
2013-11-11 09:51:20 AM

lack of warmth: debug: People that use a mirror to take a portrait of themselves should be punched in the crotch. Use the camera on the same side as the screen, moron.

Who has arms long enough to get a selfie of all themselves like that?  The point is to get a bigger picture, and in some phones the camera on the screen side isn't as good as the one on the back.  Found that out when I took pictures of an old truck while sitting in traffic, the backwards shot didn't turn out well.  The forward shot of the side and back of the truck was perfect.


That's why I said "portrait". I'm aware that the screen side camera is not as good, but odds are you aren't making prints of this crap, so it really doesn't matter.
 
2013-11-11 09:51:50 AM

Earguy: "The just woke up selfie"
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Um, I'm okay with this.

"The alluring selfie"
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Ya know, I'm okay with this too.


I found those very nice, very interesting, very tasteful..........fap!
 
2013-11-11 10:11:15 AM

Mouren: "Selfie" is a stupid word in and of itself. So is the act that it describes.


^^
 
2013-11-11 10:13:45 AM

YoOjo: Is a selfie when you put an orange in your mouth and duct-tape it shut, hang yourself up by your feet from a doorway and masturbate repeatedly allowing the jizz to run down your body into your nostrils until you gag?
If so, I don't do many selfies any more.


And now I have the urge to sit and read Red Meat all day.
 
2013-11-11 10:14:21 AM

EvilEgg: Mattress and boxspring on the floor, she looks poor.


That selfie is the ticket to gold, man!
 
2013-11-11 10:16:09 AM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Mouren: "Selfie" is a stupid word in and of itself. So is the act that it describes.

^^


Why are we making up these stupid words? I am only 20 years old and I am still lost at all the shorthand and slang being used by my generation.

/fark it all.
/Selfie > Hashtags
 
2013-11-11 10:16:21 AM

WinoRhino: They forgot to list the cemetery selfie. This woman I know goes to visit her brother's grave and always takes a selfie and posts it to Facebook. Duck face every time as well.



Even worse.


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-11-11 10:16:39 AM
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2013-11-11 10:22:59 AM

FoxEWolf: Why are we making up these stupid words?


Sorry, man, that's the nature of language.
 
2013-11-11 10:26:15 AM

FoxEWolf: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Mouren: "Selfie" is a stupid word in and of itself. So is the act that it describes.

^^

Why are we making up these stupid words? I am only 20 years old and I am still lost at all the shorthand and slang being used by my generation.

/fark it all.
/Selfie > Hashtags


I think it started with portmanteaus and morphemes, and got taken to extremes.  But I agree with you.  Waaaay back in my online dating days, any response I received that was in "textspeak" just got deleted.  I didn't even try to decipher it.

What's wrong with actual WORDS?????
 
2013-11-11 10:28:06 AM

theorellior: FoxEWolf: Why are we making up these stupid words?

Sorry, man, that's the nature of language.


Catch up, it's 'langie' now.
 
2013-11-11 10:40:46 AM

YoOjo: theorellior: FoxEWolf: Why are we making up these stupid words?

Sorry, man, that's the nature of language.

Catch up, it's 'langie' now.


Yeah that's what I say at my flippity floppity floop.
 
2013-11-11 10:40:53 AM
1. The Chiseled Abs Bulging Biceps Selfie. Because you have a body of a Roman god.

Author sounds fat.

2. The Alluring Selfie. Seriously?!?!? What are you trying to prove?

And gay.
 
2013-11-11 10:47:33 AM
What about the "I'm That Gal At Work You've Wanted to Fark for Years Here's My AW Ass In Various States of Undress on Facebook Selfie" ?

Cuz I'd be OK with that one.
 
2013-11-11 11:03:18 AM
Didn't they forget the infamous "Just laid some cable and didn't flush" bathroom selfie? You know the one. pNSFW
 
2013-11-11 11:15:32 AM

OscarTamerz: Didn't they forget the infamous "Just laid some cable and didn't flush" bathroom selfie? You know the one. pNSFW


You have to take pride in your work.  For many people, their work defines them.
 
2013-11-11 11:19:56 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: [4047-d1.voxcdn.com image 430x400]

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I'm finding that really sexy, too.  I think it would lead to a vigorous and satisfying fark.
 
2013-11-11 11:23:26 AM
To take the perfect selfie, make sure you have one of these with you at all times:

ecx.images-amazon.com

http://www.amazon.com/Xshot-XSP1-Pocket-Extendable-Monopod/dp/B0031R 2W QO
 
2013-11-11 11:28:55 AM
i think the only selfie i have a problem with is the duckface selfie.
 
2013-11-11 11:30:35 AM
You can't shake the Attention Whore Tree and expect an angel to fall out of it

/plagiarised
 
2013-11-11 11:35:36 AM
Am I the only one who thinks Pregnancy selfies(if taken right) is adorable? I think it's a beautiful season in a woman's life and if it's done tastefully, it can look adorable.
 
2013-11-11 11:35:45 AM
There's a chick on my Facebook that takes about 15 selfies a day, all the exact same: close up of her neck, chin and lower face barely visible looking off to the right, no cleavage. fark her selfies.
 
2013-11-11 11:42:49 AM

cowsspinach: Am I the only one who thinks Pregnancy selfies(if taken right) is adorable? I think it's a beautiful season in a woman's life and if it's done tastefully, it can look adorable.


I see what you're saying about chronicling that time in her life, for sure. But I wouldn't go so far as to say they're "adorable."
 
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