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(ESPN)   The Jacksonville Jaguars have won their first game of the season, proving that yes, miracles can happen once In a while   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 40
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2013-11-11 09:01:30 AM  
Hey, once again, the Titans lose to the worst team in the league. It's an annual occurrence at this point.

It's a statistical anomaly that they beat the 0-16 2008 Lions.
 
2013-11-11 09:02:18 AM  
Tennessee's D was supposed to be a freaking LOCK this week!
 
2013-11-11 09:06:11 AM  
i was at the game yesterday, i've never seen a stadium just lose all confidence so quickly after that fumble on the first offensive play of the game

Gonz: Hey, once again, the Titans lose to the worst team in the league. It's an annual occurrence at this point.

It's a statistical anomaly that they beat the 0-16 2008 Lions.


i think we're cursed because we beat the winless lions on thanksgiving
 
2013-11-11 09:08:01 AM  
Vikes are still #3 after their pathetic win thankfully.

Idiots.

/12TH MAN
//CRUSH US PERCY HARVIN
 
2013-11-11 09:08:15 AM  
That's not the only miracle.  The lions are on top of the nfc north!
 
2013-11-11 09:08:21 AM  
Has anyone checked on Bunny?
 
2013-11-11 09:17:18 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Has anyone checked on Bunny?


She was pretty giddy last night.  I suspect the hangover this morning is epic.
 
2013-11-11 09:35:27 AM  
Ah, that time of the year again. See you next year, easy greenlight. Or maybe in a month for tampa
 
2013-11-11 09:38:45 AM  
congrats jaguar fans...

/both of you
 
2013-11-11 09:40:05 AM  

thecpt: Ah, that time of the year again. See you next year, easy greenlight. Or maybe in a month for tampa


Could be tonight
 
2013-11-11 09:40:39 AM  
4 people got bounced from the fark eliminator on this win. Could have been an even 6 if the giants hadn't pulled it out.
 
2013-11-11 09:43:25 AM  
So they gotta settle for Bridgewater now?
 
2013-11-11 09:48:49 AM  

libranoelrose: thecpt: Ah, that time of the year again. See you next year, easy greenlight. Or maybe in a month for tampa

Could be tonight


Looking at it now, if they don't do it this week or against Atlanta next week they might be SOL
 
2013-11-11 09:52:46 AM  

libranoelrose: thecpt: Ah, that time of the year again. See you next year, easy greenlight. Or maybe in a month for tampa

Could be tonight


No no no no! ...go phins.

SenorBenedict: 4 people got bounced from the fark eliminator on this win. Could have been an even 6 if the giants hadn't pulled it out.


Looking down the standings at you!  (just one spot but hey). I did that whoever-is-playing-the-Jags thing early on in the season, but have strictly avoided it recently. Going 0-16 is as hard as going 16-0 (two teams each, ever, AFAIK) so I knew this strategy was going to fail soon. good luck the rest of the way! cheers
 
2013-11-11 10:05:55 AM  

thecpt: libranoelrose: thecpt: Ah, that time of the year again. See you next year, easy greenlight. Or maybe in a month for tampa

Could be tonight

Looking at it now, if they don't do it this week or against Atlanta next week they might be SOL


Yeah, these are their only hope. None of the other teams are gonna tank on porpoise.
 
2013-11-11 10:21:31 AM  

SenorBenedict: 4 people got bounced from the fark eliminator on this win. Could have been an even 6 if the giants hadn't pulled it out.


It's even more hilarious at the national level.  Going into the week, there were ~31K perfect entries.  As of this morning?  Less than 5K.  

I was bummed to be finally knocked out, but at least my Eagles won
 
2013-11-11 10:23:06 AM  

libranoelrose: thecpt: libranoelrose: thecpt: Ah, that time of the year again. See you next year, easy greenlight. Or maybe in a month for tampa

Could be tonight

Looking at it now, if they don't do it this week or against Atlanta next week they might be SOL

Yeah, these are their only hope. None of the other teams are gonna tank on porpoise.


Maybe the bills, but that's after their bye so they should have a fully armed and operational spiller.
 
2013-11-11 10:26:40 AM  

thecpt: libranoelrose: thecpt: libranoelrose: thecpt: Ah, that time of the year again. See you next year, easy greenlight. Or maybe in a month for tampa

Could be tonight

Looking at it now, if they don't do it this week or against Atlanta next week they might be SOL

Yeah, these are their only hope. None of the other teams are gonna tank on porpoise.

Maybe the bills, but that's after their bye so they should have a fully armed and operational spiller.


Let's be reasonable.  Marone is probably going to decide that Spiller should have a week of all-contact practice during the bye week instead of resting him.
 
2013-11-11 10:54:51 AM  
Knocked me out of my Loser Pool but bumped me into first place in our three strikes pool
 
2013-11-11 11:29:27 AM  

GoldSpider: Tennessee's D was supposed to be a freaking LOCK this week!


Stone cold or just regular "lock of the week"

/possibly "shoe-in of the week"
 
2013-11-11 11:32:46 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-11-11 11:46:04 AM  
Is this the "I started Jake Locker on my fantasy team this week" support group?

FARK YOU JAKE LOCKER. FARK YOU TO HELL.

/I take this way too seriously
/Work, girls, money and traffic don't stress me out as much as fantasy football does
 
2013-11-11 11:48:11 AM  

homarjr: Is this the "I started Jake Locker on my fantasy team this week" support group?

FARK YOU JAKE LOCKER. FARK YOU TO HELL.

/I take this way too seriously
/Work, girls, money and traffic don't stress me out as much as fantasy football does


I started him over Romo and lost by 6 points.
 
2013-11-11 11:48:28 AM  

wjllope: libranoelrose: thecpt: Ah, that time of the year again. See you next year, easy greenlight. Or maybe in a month for tampa

Could be tonight

No no no no! ...go phins.

SenorBenedict: 4 people got bounced from the fark eliminator on this win. Could have been an even 6 if the giants hadn't pulled it out.

Looking down the standings at you!  (just one spot but hey). I did that whoever-is-playing-the-Jags thing early on in the season, but have strictly avoided it recently. Going 0-16 is as hard as going 16-0 (two teams each, ever, AFAIK) so I knew this strategy was going to fail soon. good luck the rest of the way! cheers


Oh I didn't get bounced, I picked the giants, who despite lookign awful early on managed to nut it out. I'll admit the rest of my pick against jacksonville picks for the season don't look so good.
 
2013-11-11 11:53:23 AM  

flak attack: homarjr: Is this the "I started Jake Locker on my fantasy team this week" support group?

FARK YOU JAKE LOCKER. FARK YOU TO HELL.

/I take this way too seriously
/Work, girls, money and traffic don't stress me out as much as fantasy football does

I started him over Romo and lost by 6 points.


The worst part is that CJ fumbled a handoff and the NFL assigned the blame to Locker.

Ok, not the "worst part", but I'm still pissed about it.
 
2013-11-11 12:13:44 PM  
As a Tampa fan, this pleases me. I hope Schiano never wins again. Anything that makes him look like a buc'o bruce is okay by me. How did we hire a coach with a .500 record in college (with no Big East championships)? sigh.

/except tonight. i will allow us to beat the dolphins.
 
2013-11-11 12:22:06 PM  

Devo: How did we hire a coach with a .500 record in college (with no Big East championships)? sigh.


I was going to say they are cheap... yet that would be an insult to Red MCCombs memory.

I guess because your owners don;t give a shiat about American football at all.
 
2013-11-11 12:28:54 PM  

flak attack: homarjr: Is this the "I started Jake Locker on my fantasy team this week" support group?

FARK YOU JAKE LOCKER. FARK YOU TO HELL.

/I take this way too seriously
/Work, girls, money and traffic don't stress me out as much as fantasy football does

I started him over Romo and lost by 6 points.


I feel your fantasy pain my brothers, I started him over rapey ben and go into MNF 24 pts back with James and Clay
 
2013-11-11 12:41:48 PM  

homarjr: Is this the "I started Jake Locker on my fantasy team this week" support group?

FARK YOU JAKE LOCKER. FARK YOU TO HELL.

/I take this way too seriously
/Work, girls, money and traffic don't stress me out as much as fantasy football does


Still better than Kaep, he's the dud of the week for FF if yours take off for yards lost from sacks (lost 45 freaking yards and threw an INT)
 
2013-11-11 12:43:21 PM  
farking Forte and Fred Jackson screwed me this week in fantasy. Brees played just good enough to have me lose by 4. fark YOU BOTH!
 
2013-11-11 12:50:25 PM  

Devo: As a Tampa fan, this pleases me. I hope Schiano never wins again. Anything that makes him look like a buc'o bruce is okay by me. How did we hire a coach with a .500 record in college (with no Big East championships)? sigh.

/except tonight. i will allow us to beat the dolphins.


Not the case actually. He wasn't anywhere NEAR a .500 coach.

Can't wait till he gets canned. Horrible, awful move putting him in charge. What scares me more is who they might replace him with.
 
2013-11-11 12:52:51 PM  

ShadowKamui: homarjr: Is this the "I started Jake Locker on my fantasy team this week" support group?

FARK YOU JAKE LOCKER. FARK YOU TO HELL.

/I take this way too seriously
/Work, girls, money and traffic don't stress me out as much as fantasy football does

Still better than Kaep, he's the dud of the week for FF if yours take off for yards lost from sacks (lost 45 freaking yards and threw an INT)


I started Kaep and Eli. Kaep had been doing well and I figured if Eli blew it I'd still be happy because I like to see him lose.

Eli blew it and still got a win and the 49ers scored 9. Ugh.
 
2013-11-11 01:11:48 PM  

Treygreen13: ShadowKamui: homarjr: Is this the "I started Jake Locker on my fantasy team this week" support group?

FARK YOU JAKE LOCKER. FARK YOU TO HELL.

/I take this way too seriously
/Work, girls, money and traffic don't stress me out as much as fantasy football does

Still better than Kaep, he's the dud of the week for FF if yours take off for yards lost from sacks (lost 45 freaking yards and threw an INT)

I started Kaep and Eli. Kaep had been doing well and I figured if Eli blew it I'd still be happy because I like to see him lose.

Eli blew it and still got a win and the 49ers scored 9. Ugh.


I thought luck was the dud with all his int.
 
2013-11-11 01:31:17 PM  

xaks: Devo: As a Tampa fan, this pleases me. I hope Schiano never wins again. Anything that makes him look like a buc'o bruce is okay by me. How did we hire a coach with a .500 record in college (with no Big East championships)? sigh.

/except tonight. i will allow us to beat the dolphins.

Not the case actually. He wasn't anywhere NEAR a .500 coach.

Can't wait till he gets canned. Horrible, awful move putting him in charge. What scares me more is who they might replace him with.


Lovie Smith? Jay Gruden? Fat Gandolf(Rob Ryan)? I'm certain Cower isn't returning to coaching.

There is talent on the team like two pro bowlers on the offensive line, Reevis, Doug Martin, a pro bowl safety, Vincent Jackson and one pro bowler on the defensive line.

There is no reason we couldn't be next year's Kansas City. I'd be happy with a return to mediocrity. We need a coach.
 
2013-11-11 01:44:27 PM  

overlord_mike: Treygreen13: ShadowKamui: homarjr: Is this the "I started Jake Locker on my fantasy team this week" support group?

FARK YOU JAKE LOCKER. FARK YOU TO HELL.

/I take this way too seriously
/Work, girls, money and traffic don't stress me out as much as fantasy football does

Still better than Kaep, he's the dud of the week for FF if yours take off for yards lost from sacks (lost 45 freaking yards and threw an INT)

I started Kaep and Eli. Kaep had been doing well and I figured if Eli blew it I'd still be happy because I like to see him lose.

Eli blew it and still got a win and the 49ers scored 9. Ugh.

I thought luck was the dud with all his int.


Covered it up w/ enough yards and TDs unlike Kaep.  Kaep, Locker and Wallace are the WTF why did I start a QB this week players.  Pyror also scored almost nothing w/ 122 yards and 1 INT but did end up w/ 19 yards rushing
 
2013-11-11 03:32:40 PM  

SenorBenedict: Oh I didn't get bounced, I picked the giants, who despite lookign awful early on managed to nut it out. I'll admit the rest of my pick against jacksonville picks for the season don't look so good.


Yeah - I know you picked the gnats - as i said I know where you are in the standings. I'm the guy one place above you... I have the rest of the weeks all picked already, but I am really second-guessing most of them... good luck!
 
2013-11-11 04:19:36 PM  
Ahh I too have the rest of my weeks picked, including a titans over jaguars pick later I might have to change. I also have the cards over the jags this weekend... fark!
 
2013-11-11 06:11:54 PM  
This means the Jaguars are going to go 3-13, right?

They'll beat the Texans twice, because Case Keenum will never win a game in the NFL.  I want to see Houston go 2-12 and (possibly) get the first pick of the draft.
 
2013-11-12 09:46:14 AM  

NetOwl: They'll beat the Texans twice, because Case Keenum will never win a game in the NFL. I want to see Houston go 2-12 and (possibly) get the first pick of the draft.


NO.

NO DAMNIT NO.

/SKOL VIKINGS SKOL
 
2013-11-12 02:50:52 PM  

NetOwl: This means the Jaguars are going to go 3-13, right?

They'll beat the Texans twice, because Case Keenum will never win a game in the NFL.  I want to see Houston go 2-12 and (possibly) get the first pick of the draft.


It will probably be the Jaguars going number one and taking Teddy Bridgewater.
 
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