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(Huffington Post)   Thirty-five things couples should agree upon before getting married, such as determining that one will always leave the toilet paper hanging in the proper overhanging fashion   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 78
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2013-11-11 12:59:28 AM
35 things is just too much effort.
 
2013-11-11 01:14:55 AM
36: threesome clause?
 
2013-11-11 01:16:03 AM
Seriously?  Kids isn't on the list?  Oh well, not like I needed more evidence that top lists are silly things.
 
eon
2013-11-11 01:16:17 AM
god damn right
 
2013-11-11 01:17:08 AM
Wanna know how I know subby never had a cat?
 
2013-11-11 01:17:32 AM
37: that whole monogamy thing, because one of us is bound to slip up, you whore.
 
2013-11-11 01:17:36 AM
Yeah, overhanging is exactly the right way to hang the toilet paper if you never own cats. Or if you like having the bathroom filled with unrolled toilet paper.

/someone had to
 
2013-11-11 01:19:05 AM
HuffPo sourcing from Jezebel nowadays?
 
2013-11-11 01:19:05 AM

Mithiwithi: Yeah, overhanging is exactly the right way to hang the toilet paper if you never own cats. Or if you like having the bathroom filled with unrolled toilet paper.

/someone had to


Yeah, I came here to say this.

Overhang does not work when you have cats, because... cat toy!

Cats love the way a toilet roll feels when they roll it with their paws.
 
2013-11-11 01:19:17 AM

ScreamingHangover: Wanna know how I know subby never had a cat?


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-11-11 01:20:05 AM
Oh no, I drink Pepsi, she drinks Coke.  Our marriage will never survive.

(BTW, anyone who says no to, "Can you eat breakfast for dinner?", needs to be falcon punched into orbit and never rescued.)
 
2013-11-11 01:20:07 AM

Bucky Katt: 35 things is just too much effort.


Ain't nobody got time for that.

1) How often are we going to have sex.

There is no #2.
 
2013-11-11 01:22:12 AM
38. In the butt?
 
2013-11-11 01:26:26 AM
8. Toothpaste: cap on or cap off?

This question might make sense for vodka or wine, but do people seriously just remove the cap and never put it back on, allowing the toothpaste to turn into a crusty glob?
 
2013-11-11 01:27:33 AM
Most of those are a spectrum and some work better if you have opposite tastes from your partner. For example, buying a box of cookies. I eat the mostly-cookie cookies and he eats the super-chip cookies so we each get what we want.
 
2013-11-11 01:27:41 AM
37. should we allow the tabloid press to decide which social norms we argue over?

seriously, who the heck hasn't figured out at least 80% of those within the first year of dating?
 
2013-11-11 01:27:52 AM
got news for subbie. been married for almost as many years as there are things on this agreement list. the agreement we made was "better or worse" - that covers tfa's list and a host of stuff you didn't see coming.
 
2013-11-11 01:27:53 AM

symptomoftheuniverse: 38. In the butt?


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2013-11-11 01:28:19 AM
Ahem.

Fark CafeMom.  Especially shiatty reposts on Huffpo.

That is all
 
2013-11-11 01:28:37 AM
39. Does my parrot approve of your existence?
 
2013-11-11 01:29:03 AM
Toilet... paper?

www-static.weddingbee.com
 
2013-11-11 01:31:03 AM
1. Over
2. Negotiable.
3. No
4. Yes
5. Wait for the event
6. Handle down
7. Acceptable
8. On
9. Either
10. Wait until laundry day
11. Same
12. Road trip
13. Who cares?
14. Who cares? As long as it's not 'John Wayne' brand.
15. Mayo I guess. The question doesn't usually come up.
16. Coke (but 'they both taste like malted battery acid' is also acceptable)
17. Eat it
18. Car + tent
19. Leave it alone
20. When stuff falls on the floor
21. 2
22. Gross
23. 4 months
24. Acceptable
25. Indifferent
26. You sound fat
27. One drop
28. Clip
29. At home
30. Anywhere within reach
31. No.
32. Put away
33. Both
34. Waste of time
35. Yes

/yeah, I'm bored tonight.
 
2013-11-11 01:33:21 AM
If you settle things out before, what is left to fake argue about?
 
2013-11-11 01:36:09 AM
I don't own cats. But underhanging is the only proper way. With underhanging paper, a quick, elegant flick of the hand gets the roll going. With overhanging paper one must paw at the roll like some unadvanced, godless cat.
 
2013-11-11 01:36:10 AM

LesserEvil: Mithiwithi: Yeah, overhanging is exactly the right way to hang the toilet paper if you never own cats. Or if you like having the bathroom filled with unrolled toilet paper.

/someone had to

Yeah, I came here to say this.

Overhang does not work when you have cats, because... cat toy!

Cats love the way a toilet roll feels when they roll it with their paws.


Or you could close your bathroom door and eliminate the temptation.

/it's what we do
//never had a TP incident

///high horse, Im on it
 
2013-11-11 01:42:26 AM

August11: I don't own cats. But underhanging is the only proper way. With underhanging paper, a quick, elegant flick of the hand gets the roll going. With overhanging paper one must paw at the roll like some unadvanced, godless cat.


Yeah, but you have to touch the wall.
 
2013-11-11 01:45:25 AM

fusillade762: Bucky Katt: 35 things is just too much effort.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

1) How often are we going to have sex.

There is no #2.


symptomoftheuniverse: 38. In the butt?


I believe these can be paired up into the same point.

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2013-11-11 01:45:26 AM

August11: I don't own cats. But underhanging is the only proper way. With underhanging paper, a quick, elegant flick of the hand gets the roll going. With overhanging paper one must paw at the roll like some unadvanced, godless cat.


You are now favourited as "toilet paper criminal"
 
2013-11-11 01:47:07 AM

ScreamingHangover: Wanna know how I know subby never had a cat?


Huh. Currently have two cats and used to have a 3rd. No interest in the toilet paper. Which is a good thing I guess, since I will not tolerate underhanging tp. When I visit someone's house, I find every bathroom and "fix" any underhanging tp issues.

/not really
 
2013-11-11 01:51:00 AM

Harry_Seldon: 39. Does my parrot approve of your existence?


BTW, for you women wondering, the parrot is generally approving of you if you give him treats, give him scritches, and don't have facial hair.
 
2013-11-11 01:53:08 AM
So yeah,

That was some pretty petty shiat on that list.
 
2013-11-11 01:53:37 AM
Cracked up when I was shooting these at my fiance and came to number 18. His response: when you're holding the bong and you won't finish your bowl so the next guy can smoke.

Mine would have included sitting in a spot in an FPS for a long time to catch unwary passers-by who then make for easy kills.

/yes, we are 30 and under, why do you ask?
 
2013-11-11 02:06:57 AM
Saw this when it first hit and was making the rounds on facebook.

The almost universal response was: This list is terrible and the author of it should feel bad.

I don't really have anything else to add.

It doesn't even have cute gifs like a buzzfeed list. I mean, that's the bar people. It's not a high f***king bar.

f**k....
 
2013-11-11 02:09:48 AM

Peki: Cracked up when I was shooting these at my fiance and came to number 18. His response: when you're holding the bong and you won't finish your bowl so the next guy can smoke.

Mine would have included sitting in a spot in an FPS for a long time to catch unwary passers-by who then make for easy kills.

/yes, we are 30 and under, why do you ask?


Camping. One word. The works already been done. If you were genuinely frightened by ambiguity: "Camping. Like in an FPS."

/need sleep.
 
2013-11-11 02:18:17 AM

parasol: got news for subbie. been married for almost as many years as there are things on this agreement list. the agreement we made was "better or worse" - that covers tfa's list and a host of stuff you didn't see coming.


THIS  Period.

You stick to this, and everything else just works itself out.

As for #7 - I though everybody just waited till they were out of clean forks before they did dishes?

/when I was younger, my buddy and I ate buttered elbow macaroni using the only clean utensils in the apartment - butter knives.  Forks are a luxury anyway.
 
2013-11-11 02:29:55 AM

bojon: If you settle things out before, what is left to fake argue about?


Oh, she'll find something...
 
2013-11-11 02:37:35 AM
2. Cats? Dogs? Both?

No.  Yes.  No.

There, now you can all hang your TP the right way.

As if anyone needed a reason to not get a cat...
 
2013-11-11 02:56:58 AM
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2013-11-11 02:58:27 AM

Taleri: we each get what we want


Don't like fighting?  The easy solution is to have two of everything.
 
2013-11-11 03:10:13 AM
Gosh, you kids are high maintenance, precious little "everybody's a winner" wimps these days.
 
2013-11-11 05:10:02 AM

LesserEvil: Mithiwithi: Yeah, overhanging is exactly the right way to hang the toilet paper if you never own cats. Or if you like having the bathroom filled with unrolled toilet paper.

/someone had to

Yeah, I came here to say this.

Overhang does not work when you have cats, because... cat toy!

Cats love the way a toilet roll feels when they roll it with their paws.


You KNOW what works prefectly?
When I replace the roll, I put it the way that I like it.
If we wants it differently, for some INSANE REASON, then she can switch it.

/cats? HAHAH thought that the was solved in the early questions.
 
2013-11-11 06:29:40 AM

spamdog: August11: I don't own cats. But underhanging is the only proper way. With underhanging paper, a quick, elegant flick of the hand gets the roll going. With overhanging paper one must paw at the roll like some unadvanced, godless cat.

You are now favourited as "toilet paper criminal"


How else was I going to get there?

BTW: the quotes on your profile are absolutely hilarious. I miss a lot around here.
 
2013-11-11 06:38:07 AM
The reason the marriage will fail is children/finances, but lets make sure we agree on coke vs. pepsi first.
 
GBB
2013-11-11 06:53:57 AM
You know how I know my marriage will work out?  Because we both don't give a shiat about anything on this list.
 
2013-11-11 06:55:06 AM
What kind of sadistic asshat puts forks and knives in the dishwasher sharp side up?
 
2013-11-11 07:39:40 AM

ace in your face: The reason the marriage will fail is children/finances, but lets make sure we agree on coke vs. pepsi first.


This
 
2013-11-11 07:40:10 AM
What about the ones that aren't yes or no answers?
 
2013-11-11 07:46:55 AM

GlobalThunder: What kind of sadistic asshat puts forks and knives in the dishwasher sharp side up?


In my dishwasher the utensil caddy thing won't hold forks or spoons business-end down - but that does prevent them from sticking together in the wash, so I'm cool with it.
 
2013-11-11 08:11:18 AM
On the TFA Picture, where is the guy's had going?
 
2013-11-11 08:30:00 AM

Gulper Eel: GlobalThunder: What kind of sadistic asshat puts forks and knives in the dishwasher sharp side up?

In my dishwasher the utensil caddy thing won't hold forks or spoons business-end down - but that does prevent them from sticking together in the wash, so I'm cool with it.


Just remove the piece of plastic preventing it.
 
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