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(Komo)   Your dog brings home a human leg. Do you: c) Bury it in your backyard and call police four days later?   (komonews.com) divider line 45
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2013-11-10 09:37:05 PM  
D) return it to this guy
 
2013-11-10 10:18:15 PM  
Severed leg trifecta in play...
 
2013-11-10 10:44:31 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Severed leg trifecta in play...


Don't be silly. They only come in pairs.
 
2013-11-11 01:04:11 AM  
Soup's on.
 
2013-11-11 01:04:18 AM  
Seems perfectly reasonable to me.
 
2013-11-11 03:19:23 AM  
Why couldn't the dog bury it himself?
 
2013-11-11 03:51:39 AM  
Paging Dr Temperance Brennan.....
 
2013-11-11 03:51:42 AM  
www.digitaltrends.com
 
2013-11-11 03:58:14 AM  
Bill Flowers says he didn't report the incident immediately because he was scared he might be accused of murdering the person.

He said, "I was afraid to call. I'm 93 years-old. I didn't want to have to go to the pen for something I didn't do."


This doesn't actually seem that unreasonable. If you're 93.
 
2013-11-11 04:00:48 AM  

wumpus: Bill Flowers says he didn't report the incident immediately because he was scared he might be accused of murdering the person.

He said, "I was afraid to call. I'm 93 years-old. I didn't want to have to go to the pen for something I didn't do."

This doesn't actually seem that unreasonable. If you're 93.


It's kind of awesome that he calls it 'the pen', He's old school.
 
2013-11-11 04:01:11 AM  
Thet is NOT meh dawg ;)

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2013-11-11 04:09:59 AM  
farm8.staticflickr.com

Here's the rest of him.
 
2013-11-11 04:13:21 AM  
I have a dog?
 
2013-11-11 04:17:31 AM  
He was waiting for the owner to claim it.
 
2013-11-11 04:27:32 AM  
My dog would just eat it in the first place.

But yeah, I would try to think of an option that didn't result in my name appearing in a police report alongside questions about a severed leg.
 
2013-11-11 04:38:50 AM  
D) Make a lamp out of it.
 
2013-11-11 04:48:14 AM  

MouserMusing: D) Make a lamp out of it.


I sew what Jew did there.
 
2013-11-11 05:25:27 AM  

MouserMusing: D) Make a lamp out of it.


Fra-gee-ley!  It must be Italian!
 
2013-11-11 05:56:06 AM  

MouserMusing: D) Make a lamp out of it.


If I didn't shoot my eye out, I would have seen what you did there...

/It's a major prize!
 
2013-11-11 06:09:25 AM  

wumpus: Bill Flowers says he didn't report the incident immediately because he was scared he might be accused of murdering the person.

He said, "I was afraid to call. I'm 93 years-old. I didn't want to have to go to the pen for something I didn't do."

This doesn't actually seem that unreasonable. If you're 93contactig the police.

 
2013-11-11 06:27:24 AM  
I definitely consider the pros and cons of not contacting the police. I would, because the risk of getting blamed is worth the chance that the killer would be found, but I can't even blame the police that the first suspect in a bizarre crime is "dude who found the leg".
 
2013-11-11 06:52:46 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-11 07:06:44 AM  
Similar thing happened just down the road from me some years back. Guy thought it was a deer leg. Turned out to be a love triangle gone wrong; lover and woman killed the husband, chopped him up and tossed the bits in the woods. Never did find the head. I know the person who found the leg.
 
2013-11-11 07:06:57 AM  

Mad Canadian: MouserMusing: D) Make a lamp out of it.

If I didn't shoot my eye out, I would have seen what you did there...

/It's a major prize!


It's a major award!
 
2013-11-11 07:13:35 AM  
The dog forced him warning he would be next.
 
2013-11-11 07:30:14 AM  
Given the state of American law enforcement and the lax punishment of prosecutorial misconduct, I can understand his ... reservations.
 
2013-11-11 07:38:46 AM  
They should check the quarry.  Probably find a missing helicopter there.
 
2013-11-11 08:05:26 AM  
How long does it take to figure out the gender when you have the pelvis?  I'm sure a doctor can let you know if you need help.
 
2013-11-11 08:15:10 AM  

WelldeadLink: Benevolent Misanthrope: Severed leg trifecta in play...

Don't be silly. They only come in pairs.


Not in my pants.

/teehee
 
2013-11-11 08:22:09 AM  
How did this NOT take place in Florida, again?
 
2013-11-11 08:34:58 AM  
Play it Michael, play it
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2013-11-11 08:58:28 AM  
you got a problem and you call the cops now you have two problems. Guy should have just left it buried.
 
2013-11-11 09:02:50 AM  
I say we cook it & eat it and have the best Thanksgiving ever!
 
2013-11-11 09:12:44 AM  

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 500x301]


Beeta-beeta sardine?

/full of win/
 
2013-11-11 10:27:59 AM  
[ineedanewboneyourfemurwilldo.jpg]
 
2013-11-11 10:46:12 AM  
thepinksmoke.com

I know it is not a leg but it's the first thing I thought of.
 
2013-11-11 11:10:31 AM  

y0sh1: Play it Michael, play it
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People still hire Carrot top?
 
2013-11-11 11:33:58 AM  
To be fair, this was Yelm.

It is like the grease trap of the gene pool.
 
2013-11-11 11:45:28 AM  
Never call the POlice
 
2013-11-11 12:16:43 PM  

Headso: you got a problem and you call the cops now you have two problems. Guy should have just left it buried.


QFT.
 
2013-11-11 12:48:54 PM  
Came for the footnotes.

*leaving disappointed*
 
2013-11-11 01:06:46 PM  
Cause of death:  Mauling by a mid size animal, possibly a large dog.
 
2013-11-11 02:34:27 PM  
If this were the Walking Dead it wouldn't be an issue.
 
2013-11-11 03:59:54 PM  
I found this humerus.
 
2013-11-11 04:19:23 PM  
Amazing they didn't blame the dog.  He did look like he was part pit bull.
 
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