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(NPR)   Mallomars were first introduced to the world 100 years ago this month, and they are still only sold six months out of a year, and people will hoard them and guard them jealously, and they are still nothing more than disgusting marshmallow cookies   (npr.org) divider line 98
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2013-11-10 03:23:37 PM
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
 
2013-11-10 03:25:51 PM
They aren't allowed in my house, because then they end up in my mouth.
 
2013-11-10 03:26:44 PM
You are a sad little person aren't Subby?
 
2013-11-10 03:39:29 PM
Snack trolling?  Really?
 
2013-11-10 03:45:17 PM
It's called a period. It ends a sentence and then a new one is begun. You don't repeatedly put in a comma, then "and" so that the sentence never ends
 
2013-11-10 04:10:52 PM
Screw you all off, stale Mallomars are delicious.
 
2013-11-10 04:12:30 PM
What the hell are Mallomars?
 
2013-11-10 04:13:39 PM
Never had them, but some cookies are like crack...

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...so I understand.
 
2013-11-10 04:14:42 PM

Eric The Pilot: What the hell are Mallomars?


http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mallomar
 
2013-11-10 04:17:46 PM

Glitchwerks: Never had them, but some cookies are like crack...

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...so I understand.


Now I want Samoa Malomars.
 
2013-11-10 04:19:07 PM

Eric The Pilot: What the hell are Mallomars?


Judging by the picture and description, a different (and thus by definition inferior) brand of Tunnock's tea cakes.
 
2013-11-10 04:21:08 PM
95% in the northeast?  Does that make it a city-slicker moon-pie?
 
2013-11-10 04:21:20 PM
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My gran loved them.  Ew.
 
2013-11-10 04:21:24 PM
I misread that as mammaries and was totally confused.
 
2013-11-10 04:21:24 PM
Still mad as hell!

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http://youtu.be/7x6OpjA140c
 
2013-11-10 04:27:01 PM
Mallomars are the only acceptable use of marshmallow technology. Not s'mores, not "ambrosia," not hot cocoa negativeturds, not rocky road ice cream, et cetera, That is all.
 
2013-11-10 04:27:01 PM
I've never had a mallomar. Now i want to try them.
 
2013-11-10 04:27:20 PM

Peter von Nostrand: It's called a period. It ends a sentence and then a new one is begun. You don't repeatedly put in a comma, then "and" so that the sentence never ends

when you use the period, you die.
/GRASPING CHEST...
/glick.
/oh. you forgot the period at the end of the comment.

 
2013-11-10 04:37:29 PM

runcible spork: Mallomars are the only acceptable use of marshmallow technology. Not s'mores, not "ambrosia," not hot cocoa negativeturds, not rocky road ice cream, et cetera, That is all.


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Can they still be used to destroy New York?
 
2013-11-10 04:37:31 PM

Peter von Nostrand: It's called a period. It ends a sentence and then a new one is begun. You don't repeatedly put in a comma, then "and" so that the sentence never ends


:D
 
2013-11-10 04:38:01 PM

jungus: 95% in the northeast?  Does that make it a city-slicker moon-pie?


Yep, miniature moonpies. Big whoop.
 
2013-11-10 04:38:18 PM
So...are these just moon pies?
 
2013-11-10 04:38:20 PM
I used to go through bags of the Mallomar knock-offs that we had in Canada like they were penny candy. And I was rake thin until college, too. I was also prone to eating whole packages of those pink marshmallow cookies with coconut on them.

Since then I have put on about twenty pounds a decade. I have to watch my weight or I'll get fat. My weight tends to be stable for long periods and then to ratchet up to a new plateau. I eat salty snacks over sugar-heavy snacks but I love chocolate as well and unless you stick to the dark chocolate with very little sugar, it's a dangerous slippery slope covered in thick rich chocolate.
 
2013-11-10 04:39:03 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Peter von Nostrand: It's called a period. It ends a sentence and then a new one is begun. You don't repeatedly put in a comma, then "and" so that the sentence never ends

:D


It threw away my picture Too much effort for the joke to try again.. preview is your friend.  It was a picture of a box of Midol
 
2013-11-10 04:39:22 PM
I don't get marshmallows. At all. The only ones I like are the non-fluffy ones in Lucky Charms, though most probably wouldn't call those marshmallows.

Plus apparently these have dark chocolate, another strike for me.
 
2013-11-10 04:40:37 PM

Shirley Ujest: I've never had a mallomar. Now i want to try them.


Don't bother, subby is right about them being disgusting. Mallomars are like candy corn, they were great treats 100 years ago when the only alternative was salted pork and sawdust. Now they're just coasting on the fact they're "nostalgic" and hoping nobody who's been eating them for years is willing to admit they taste like ass.
 
2013-11-10 04:42:28 PM

Danger Avoid Death: runcible spork: Mallomars are the only acceptable use of marshmallow technology. Not s'mores, not "ambrosia," not hot cocoa negativeturds, not rocky road ice cream, et cetera, That is all.

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Can they still be used to destroy New York?



Okay, sure. But that's highly apocalyptical.
 
2013-11-10 04:43:48 PM
85% of all "mallomars" are made in Canada.

Where, all year round, we can stuff ourselves with Viva Puffs which are the same thing.
 
2013-11-10 04:44:22 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: [img.fark.net image 349x144]

My gran loved them.  Ew.


Mine too.  I'd always think that it was a really good idea to have one when I was visiting her, and I would almost always immediately regret it.  But I do that with lots of things, Whoppers for example.  I can't think of others right now.
 
2013-11-10 04:45:11 PM
Mallomars! That's going in the act!
 
2013-11-10 04:46:17 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Shirley Ujest: I've never had a mallomar. Now i want to try them.

Don't bother, subby is right about them being disgusting. Mallomars are like candy corn, they were great treats 100 years ago when the only alternative was salted pork and sawdust. Now they're just coasting on the fact they're "nostalgic" and hoping nobody who's been eating them for years is willing to admit they taste like ass.


I think the same thing about twinkies.
 
2013-11-10 04:46:18 PM
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Only available 6-months a year?

/There are other countries, eh?
 
2013-11-10 04:47:07 PM
My dad used to love them. I remember biting into them being somewhere between a sponge and half dried Elmer's glue consistency wise. All power to you, lovers of Mallomars.
 
2013-11-10 04:49:18 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Cerebral Knievel: Peter von Nostrand: It's called a period. It ends a sentence and then a new one is begun. You don't repeatedly put in a comma, then "and" so that the sentence never ends

:D

It threw away my picture Too much effort for the joke to try again.. preview is your friend.  It was a picture of a box of Midol


That's why it's easier to:

*comeatmebro.jpg*
 
2013-11-10 04:50:03 PM

Peter von Nostrand: It's called a period. It ends a sentence and then a new one is begun. You don't repeatedly put in a comma, then "and" so that the sentence never ends


www.dollymix.tv
 
2013-11-10 04:58:10 PM
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Taste of Mother effing freedom son. Mallomars aint got nothing on this tasty tasty,
 
2013-11-10 04:58:41 PM
Check it out, ya'll, a giant Mallomar!

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2013-11-10 04:58:51 PM
Sounds like a problem of the underclass.
 
2013-11-10 05:00:11 PM

jungus: 95% in the northeast?  Does that make it a city-slicker moon-pie?


Now if only I could find a city-slicker RC Cola ...
 
2013-11-10 05:00:52 PM

runcible spork: Mallomars are the only acceptable use of marshmallow technology. Not s'mores, not "ambrosia," not hot cocoa negativeturds, not rocky road ice cream, et cetera, That is all.


No love for Moon Pie?

/Moon Pie > Mallomar
 
2013-11-10 05:03:14 PM

Peter von Nostrand: Cerebral Knievel: Cerebral Knievel: Peter von Nostrand: It's called a period. It ends a sentence and then a new one is begun. You don't repeatedly put in a comma, then "and" so that the sentence never ends

:D

It threw away my picture Too much effort for the joke to try again.. preview is your friend.  It was a picture of a box of Midol

That's why it's easier to:

*comeatmebro.jpg*


true enough... But I reserve that for when I'm farking off mobile.. but.. I'm actually on my lap top right now.. sucking up the Wifi at the pub after work, and.. really.. I expect better of myself


damnit
 
2013-11-10 05:05:38 PM

Relatively Obscure: Snack trolling?  Really?


Yeah, that's kind of a farking low point, wouldn't you say?  "Hey, there's not enough bullshiat and derp on FARK already--let's start a cookie flamewar thread!"
 
2013-11-10 05:07:36 PM
I'll stick to my Its-its, thanks.
 
2013-11-10 05:11:10 PM

born_yesterday: Relatively Obscure: Snack trolling?  Really?

Yeah, that's kind of a farking low point, wouldn't you say?  "Hey, there's not enough bullshiat and derp on FARK already--let's start a cookie flamewar thread!"


we flame war over pizza, hot dogs BBQ and pop vs soda vs coke... throw some cookies in there too.
 
2013-11-10 05:12:20 PM
They ARE disgusting.  Yuck!
 
2013-11-10 05:13:26 PM

ghare: runcible spork: Mallomars are the only acceptable use of marshmallow technology. Not s'mores, not "ambrosia," not hot cocoa negativeturds, not rocky road ice cream, et cetera, That is all.

No love for Moon Pie?

/Moon Pie > Mallomar


Moon Pie > all other marshmallow desserts
RC Cola + Moon Pie > Everything
 
2013-11-10 05:14:59 PM

Cerebral Knievel: born_yesterday: Relatively Obscure: Snack trolling?  Really?

Yeah, that's kind of a farking low point, wouldn't you say?  "Hey, there's not enough bullshiat and derp on FARK already--let's start a cookie flamewar thread!"

we flame war over pizza, hot dogs BBQ and pop vs soda vs coke... throw some cookies in there too.


Fine.  Oreos suck, especially the "double stuffed" vegetable oil mushes.  The only good chocolate chip cookies are made at home or are soft batch.

And Samoas cookie is best cookie.
 
2013-11-10 05:19:17 PM
Slightly off-topic:

http://southernfood.about.com/od/creampies/r/r80320b.htm

Graham Wafer Pie. Imagine a sweet graham wafer crust, so thick with sugar it looks greasy, then fill it up with boston cream.

One bite of this will teach that whiny biatch pancreas of yours to keep its goddamn mouth shut about cheesecake.
 
2013-11-10 05:21:47 PM
I'm gonna eat this!


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2013-11-10 05:23:43 PM

born_yesterday: Relatively Obscure: Snack trolling?  Really?

Yeah, that's kind of a farking low point, wouldn't you say?  "Hey, there's not enough bullshiat and derp on FARK already--let's start a cookie flamewar thread!"


Yeah, it' not like we're talking about cheese!
 
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