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(Daily Mail)   Not news: Man enters local paper's 'Win A Wedding' contest. Fark: Winds up in the "Win a Jail Term" contest instead   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 23
    More: Dumbass, Vincent Condron, vince, burglary  
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2013-11-10 03:09:19 PM
Burglar on the run for seven years is finally caught after police spot his picture in a local paper's 'Win A Wedding' contest
Vincent Condron, 36, sentenced to 28 days in jail for 2006 burglary
However he was released within hours having spent 14 days in custody


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Well let's not mess our britches all at the same time.
 
2013-11-10 04:52:44 PM
Commit crime
Captured
Imprisoned
Released
Married
Captured
Imprisoned
Pictures
Captured
Imprisoned
 
2013-11-10 05:15:47 PM
Looks like he drew the wrong card from the community chest

www.joecarr.us

/DNRTFA
 
2013-11-10 05:18:34 PM
Heroin, burglary, marriage, future in holistic medicine...

This guy never learns.
 
2013-11-10 05:18:55 PM
convicted of burglary and shoplifting two DVD box sets

Smoke while you are doing so.
 
2013-11-10 05:21:35 PM
Yeah, nice police work there, Lou you stupid pig. Now stop reading the paper and go catch some real criminals.
 
2013-11-10 05:25:34 PM
Too bad for him. He turned his life around and was doing well. Wish he had been able to comply with the community service.
 
2013-11-10 05:33:09 PM
'Vincent moved to Cardiff in this year and we are engaged to be married.'

I would laugh my ass off if she dumps him over this.
 
2013-11-10 05:41:07 PM
That was a helpful stock photo of what a burglar might look like crawling in a second story window with a crow bar. I will give it 4 stars.
 
2013-11-10 05:50:03 PM

skinink: Too bad for him. He turned his life around and was doing well. Wish he had been able to comply with the community service.


If you read the article you'd see that the judge said, "you turned your life around and are doing well, how about I sentence you to time served"
 
2013-11-10 05:50:43 PM
He should have read the fine-print in the contest rules more closely...
 
2013-11-10 05:53:10 PM
Condron is due to resit the last of his exams next summer and sees his future in holistic medicine


Prison is too good for him.
 
2013-11-10 05:54:51 PM
Too bad Smitty doesn't know that the prize is basically the same damn thing.
 
2013-11-10 05:57:49 PM

special20: Too bad Smitty doesn't know that the prize is basically the same damn thing.


A free boat?
 
2013-11-10 05:59:58 PM

shinjitsuism: Looks like he drew the wrong card from the community chest

[www.joecarr.us image 808x444]

/DNRTFA


You should've, he's free to be tortured the rest of his life.
 
2013-11-10 06:13:14 PM
"However he was released within hours having spent 14 days in custody"

Was he in the time dilation chamber or something?
 
2013-11-10 06:16:21 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: 'Vincent moved to Cardiff in this year and we are engaged to be married.'

I would laugh my ass off if she dumps him over this.


Charming. Go tell the rest of your family to stop over-breeding.
 
2013-11-10 06:21:55 PM

special20: Too bad Smitty doesn't know that the prize is basically the same damn thing.


This.
 
2013-11-10 06:30:31 PM

itsaidwhat: special20: Too bad Smitty doesn't know that the prize is basically the same damn thing.

This.


Yeah, he was free and doing well. Why freely throw it all away on marriage?
 
2013-11-10 06:46:39 PM
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2013-11-10 07:39:29 PM
Condron is due to resit the last of his exams next summer and sees his future in holistic medicine,

So from outright theft to theft by fraudulent deception.  He's evolving as a from a common criminal to a charlatan.
 
2013-11-11 12:28:38 AM
While the article was most enlightening, I wasn't upset at the outcome...

I was, however, really bothered by the link to the story about the guy nailing his own farking nuts to the ground in Red Square... Holy farking ouch!!!
 
2013-11-11 12:48:28 AM

fusillade762: special20: Too bad Smitty doesn't know that the prize is basically the same damn thing.

A free boat?


Hey! That's my boating arm
 
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