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(CBS News)   And the winner for the most universally reviled nationality: The Dutch   (cbsnews.com) divider line 131
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2013-11-10 09:03:42 AM
Don't let them fool you with their clog dancing and cute little Alice-in-Wonderland dresses. They aren't called swamp Germans for nothing.
 
2013-11-10 09:42:17 AM
You know who else was Dutch?

www.clcboats.com
 
2013-11-10 12:14:11 PM
/ cue lots of  Goldmember jokes/references
 
2013-11-10 12:18:47 PM
I love the Dutch

Well, I love their language at least
 
2013-11-10 12:54:13 PM
This is completely untrue and utter bullshiat.
Americans are the most universally hated persons in the world.
 
2013-11-10 12:55:30 PM
Maybe if they stopped selling their cheap-ass flat-pack furniture and channeling the profits through a sham charity?
 
2013-11-10 12:55:53 PM
Personally, I'm sick of the Swiss.
Icky, yucky, stinky, stupid Switzerland!
 
2013-11-10 12:57:14 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-11-10 12:57:25 PM
They make some fantastic ovens!
 
2013-11-10 12:57:36 PM
Really?  More than gypsies?
 
2013-11-10 12:58:02 PM
I've never forgiven the Australians for Hitler.
 
2013-11-10 12:59:01 PM
Farking Belgians!
 
2013-11-10 12:59:10 PM
I love the Dutch, the Netherlands is probably one of the warmest, most welcoming countries you'll ever visit. The only downside to going there is at 5'9, I felt like a midget... everyone there is spectacularly good looking and tall. On the plus side, I got to hook up while I was there, so yay!
 
2013-11-10 12:59:11 PM
The Dutch aren't hated at all from what I've seen on my travels. This is because the Dutch police arrested a Russian diplomat for domestic abuse, contravening diplomatic immunity.
My guess is the least admired/most despised nationalities are thus;
1. USA
2 Britain (specifically England)
3 France
4 Israel
5 Pakistan (just because when India hates you that's a lot of hate)
 
2013-11-10 12:59:22 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-10 12:59:28 PM
Well, they are a very attractive people.
 
2013-11-10 12:59:49 PM
www.jtombs.co.uk
 
2013-11-10 01:00:36 PM
I like their weed.

I've found Austrians to be a bunch of dickbags though.  They're like extra stuck up Germans.
 
2013-11-10 01:00:54 PM

rumpelstiltskin: Don't let them fool you with their clog dancing and cute little Alice-in-Wonderland dresses. They aren't called swamp Germans for nothing.


I'm quite amused by the idea that people think we still dress like it's 1900.
 
2013-11-10 01:01:32 PM
STAY IN DUTCHLANDIA!
 
2013-11-10 01:03:06 PM
I told you the Dutch were evil. But nobody ever listens to me.
 
2013-11-10 01:03:37 PM
Miserable fat, Belgian bastards.

/no supper for you/
 
2013-11-10 01:03:44 PM

Fluid: rumpelstiltskin: Don't let them fool you with their clog dancing and cute little Alice-in-Wonderland dresses. They aren't called swamp Germans for nothing.

I'm quite amused by the idea that people think we still dress like it's 1900.


I'm angry that you don't.
 
2013-11-10 01:06:33 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: They make some fantastic ovens!


But their rudders leave a lot to be desired.
 
2013-11-10 01:06:49 PM
I like the Dutch whores.

/we should import more Dutch whores.
 
2013-11-10 01:07:26 PM
Clearly the Russians have just been exposed to the horrible fail that is the King's Day anthem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEUKyKb4g6k

Come for the schmaltz, but stay for the rap
 
2013-11-10 01:08:45 PM
i46.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-10 01:09:46 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: This is completely untrue and utter bullshiat.
Americans are the most universally hated persons in the world.


Yep. For the same reason all the fat, ugly girls hate the pretty one.
 
2013-11-10 01:10:40 PM

jjorsett: HotIgneous Intruder: This is completely untrue and utter bullshiat.
Americans are the most universally hated persons in the world.

Yep. For the same reason all the pretty girls hate the fat, ugly one.

 
2013-11-10 01:13:00 PM
They sound like they just had dental surgery when they speak.

They do decent beer and cheese though.
 
2013-11-10 01:13:10 PM
Are we talking about Holland? Then who are the Dutch?
 
2013-11-10 01:15:13 PM
www.thebounce.co.za

We hate them why?

/DNRTFA
 
2013-11-10 01:15:57 PM
I can see that.

From all sides.

With my ancestry, I can see a lot of things from all sides. Canadian and American, English and French, English and Scot, English and Welsh, Scot and French, Dutch and English, Danish and Dutch, German and Portuguese.

The further I dig into my genealogy, the more wars my family fought against each other, the more alliances they made, the more they loved and loathed each other for centuries. Witches and witch hunters, pirates and merchants, kings and clergy and nobility and bourgeois and peasants.

I've got it all, baby!

Canadians and the Dutch have good relations. We gave refuge to their Royal Family during WWII. We made a hospital room here in Ottawa over to the Dutch so their future Queen could be born on Dutch territory. We liberatred them from the Nazis. They are still grateful, far more so than Americans or Canadians would be.

We have a tulip festival and a windmill as thank you presents.

All in all I like the Dutch except as Imperial Evil Overlords. They are as bad as Anglo-Saxons if not worse when it comes to brown peoples. Even my Dutch ancestors in New Jersey, New York and Connecticutt were proper bastards to the natives. Still not all that liberal, some of them.

But all-in-all they are quite pleasant, friendly people and good hosts, although a lot of brown people say they're all racists despite being constantly polite and mealy-mouthed. But they say that about Canadians, too. Some people are just like that. Most of us aren't any more racist than we can help being. We really sincerely want to like you.

Why can't we be friends?
 
2013-11-10 01:17:55 PM
pbs.twimg.com

"Pffft- the Dutch."
 
2013-11-10 01:18:43 PM
I wouldn't call being hated in Russia "universally" hated, subby.

And I'm sure that they've been called lousy by better men than Putin.
 
2013-11-10 01:18:52 PM
I've never understood why the Dutch get some pass for being so "great".  You get out of the city and you run into a bunch of anally retentive xenophobes and racists.  Blackface is like a national pastime.  They don't tip, even on vacation..... which should make them pariah.  Their food sucks for the most part.  And the men are bigger gropers than the Italians, especially when they're drunk.  Oh, and they'll steal your bike in a heartbeat.  You won't find Danes stealing your bike.
 
2013-11-10 01:19:31 PM

miniflea: [i46.photobucket.com image 800x640]


see what happens when i spend 15 minutes trying to find the perfect Skwisgaar pic?  well played.   this thread ams less dildos now.
 
2013-11-10 01:20:38 PM

brantgoose: I can see that.

From all sides.

With my ancestry, I can see a lot of things from all sides. Canadian and American, English and French, English and Scot, English and Welsh, Scot and French, Dutch and English, Danish and Dutch, German and Portuguese.

The further I dig into my genealogy, the more wars my family fought against each other, the more alliances they made, the more they loved and loathed each other for centuries. Witches and witch hunters, pirates and merchants, kings and clergy and nobility and bourgeois and peasants.

I've got it all, baby!

Canadians and the Dutch have good relations. We gave refuge to their Royal Family during WWII. We made a hospital room here in Ottawa over to the Dutch so their future Queen could be born on Dutch territory. We liberatred them from the Nazis. They are still grateful, far more so than Americans or Canadians would be.

We have a tulip festival and a windmill as thank you presents.

All in all I like the Dutch except as Imperial Evil Overlords. They are as bad as Anglo-Saxons if not worse when it comes to brown peoples. Even my Dutch ancestors in New Jersey, New York and Connecticutt were proper bastards to the natives. Still not all that liberal, some of them.

But all-in-all they are quite pleasant, friendly people and good hosts, although a lot of brown people say they're all racists despite being constantly polite and mealy-mouthed. But they say that about Canadians, too. Some people are just like that. Most of us aren't any more racist than we can help being. We really sincerely want to like you.

Why can't we be friends?


Because of 1066
 
2013-11-10 01:21:09 PM

Metaluna Mutant: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 600x607]


Are there any more of those comics?
 
2013-11-10 01:24:21 PM
I still don't get why people say this.  It is a very nice place to visit.
 
2013-11-10 01:24:56 PM
This may have something to do with it.
 
2013-11-10 01:27:05 PM
YoOjo:
My guess is the least admired/most despised nationalities are thus;
...
2 Britain (specifically England)

...

The one thing I noticed while traveling and also when doing transatlantic business.  The British are total dickheads in general.  Very few of them could be described as pleasant. Asshole is the first word that comes to mind when I think about them.
 
2013-11-10 01:31:08 PM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I like the Dutch whores.

/we should import more Dutch whores.


But are they really Dutch? I don't want to fly to Holland to smoke weed and bang whores if they're actually Belorussian or some crap.
 
2013-11-10 01:33:45 PM
Isn't that veird?
 
2013-11-10 01:38:08 PM
I love Nederlanders. My father's mother was Frisian. When I visit, it's like being surrounded by normal-heighted people who speak with a funny accent, as opposed to Britain or America, full of short people with funny accents.
 
2013-11-10 01:42:31 PM

saminman: Metaluna Mutant: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 600x607]

Are there any more of those comics?


photos1.blogger.com
photos1.blogger.com
 
2013-11-10 01:47:34 PM
I like them, except for the fact they don't have eyebrows. Whar eyebrows, whar? Freaks me out every time. Ever heard of a Sharpie? They make them in different colors, you know.
 
2013-11-10 01:52:24 PM

Witness99: I like them, except for the fact they don't have eyebrows. Whar eyebrows, whar? Freaks me out every time. Ever heard of a Sharpie? They make them in different colors, you know.


Dude, they only do than in another continent.
 
2013-11-10 01:53:39 PM

Metaluna Mutant: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 600x607]


For what it's worth, the so-called Pennsylvania Dutch are actually of German ancestry.  The confusion comes from the fact that the German word for "German" is "Deutsch", which to English-speakers sounds a lot like "Dutch".
 
2013-11-10 01:53:53 PM
Sorry. Way too early for this. My apologies.
 
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