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(Alaska Dispatch News)   Every bartender in America tries to put their own twist on the bloody mary, but that doesn't mean you should garnish yours with string cheese   ( divider line
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2013-11-10 09:10:49 AM  
4 votes:
If it doesn't have a slider... Full Size

2013-11-10 08:35:53 AM  
2 votes:
Here is my twist...the Muddy Larry. Vodka and barbecue sauce.
2013-11-10 11:22:03 AM  
1 vote:

haywatchthis: who the fark drinks a bloody marry after 9am and who drinks more than one, bloodymerrys are like stretching before a long run

Who the fark sees a word plastered all over a web page and STILL manages to misspell it twice?
2013-11-10 08:41:37 AM  
1 vote:
Mr. Vodka and Ketchup
2013-11-10 08:41:29 AM  
1 vote:
Perfect Bloody Mary Recipe

24 oz Tomato juice
2 tsp Freshly grated Horseradish
1.5 oz Lemon Juice
1.5 oz Lime juice
3/4 tsp Black Pepper
1 tsp hot sauce
2 tsp salt
1 tsp sugar
1 TB Worcestershire Sauce

Take all the ingredients, put them on the bar, and stare at them while you pour yourself a glass of bourbon or rye.

//rarely drink before dark
2013-11-10 08:18:51 AM  
1 vote:
How can you tell when the female bartender is mad at you?

She leaves the string in your Bloody Mary.

/it's subby's fault for putting string in the same sentence with Bloody Mary
//I don't even like the joke.
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