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(Alaska Dispatch News)   Every bartender in America tries to put their own twist on the bloody mary, but that doesn't mean you should garnish yours with string cheese   ( divider line
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2013-11-10 10:37:04 AM  
1 vote:
Team mimosa. But the brunch place doesn't open till 9 so I am stuck here reading Fark threads about booze instead of drinking it.
2013-11-10 09:33:23 AM  
1 vote:
Now I want one dammit.
2013-11-10 08:57:38 AM  
1 vote:

skullkrusher: Bloody Mary's are an abomination

You shut your bloody whore mouth.
2013-11-10 08:41:29 AM  
1 vote:
Perfect Bloody Mary Recipe

24 oz Tomato juice
2 tsp Freshly grated Horseradish
1.5 oz Lemon Juice
1.5 oz Lime juice
3/4 tsp Black Pepper
1 tsp hot sauce
2 tsp salt
1 tsp sugar
1 TB Worcestershire Sauce

Take all the ingredients, put them on the bar, and stare at them while you pour yourself a glass of bourbon or rye.

//rarely drink before dark
2013-11-10 08:37:13 AM  
1 vote:
A Bloody with string cheese AND bacon.  Brilliant!
2013-11-10 08:24:31 AM  
1 vote:
A good Vodak, Spicy V8, a few olives and a splash of olive juice. Bam. Could drink them all day long.
2013-11-10 08:17:28 AM  
1 vote:
Use a good vodak, and the damn thing should always be spicy, and never sweet
2013-11-10 01:24:48 AM  
1 vote:
Why not.  That sounds tasty.
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