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(NASCAR)   The second to last race is upon us with the championship still separated by a few points. Will we see Bowyer vs. Gordon II? Will this be more exciting than the past few weeks? It's the Advocare 500 in Phoenix (3:00PM ET, ESPN)   (nascar.com) divider line 366
    More: Cool, Clint Bowyer, Justin Allgaier, Martin Truex Jr., Travis Kvapil, Landon Cassill, Reed Sorenson, Joe Nemechek, David Ragan  
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2013-11-10 12:49:24 PM

Are you not sports entertained?

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/I have the perfect headline ready for next week-ah
 
2013-11-10 02:19:03 PM
Sad that Mark's hangin em up.
 
2013-11-10 02:22:00 PM

The Bestest: Sad that Mark's hangin em up.


Is he for real this time?  He's retired and un-retired more times than Favre, but the difference is that he's still been able to compete reasonably well.
 
2013-11-10 02:29:37 PM
I'm sure Martin will pop up as a substitute driver where needed.

I'd love to see where Burton is going to land.

Ideally Dillon will burn out or lose his teeth to a Stewart-haus driver and Martin will find a ride :)
 
2013-11-10 02:35:12 PM

smerfnablin: I'm sure Martin will pop up as a substitute driver where needed.

I'd love to see where Burton is going to land.

Ideally Dillon will burn out or lose his teeth to a Stewart-haus driver and Martin will find a ride :)


from this article it sounds like he really means it this time (though he still isn't officially calling it a "retirement").

As for SHR, what's the over/under for "incidents caused by a SHR driver (on track or off)" next year?
 
2013-11-10 02:39:42 PM

The Bestest: As for SHR, what's the over/under for "incidents caused by a SHR driver (on track or off)" next year?


I have no idea how to possibly book this. It's going to be amazing.

As for today, I'm so glad we're not in Texass anymore. Should be a much better race than last week.
 
2013-11-10 02:40:54 PM

The Bestest: smerfnablin: I'm sure Martin will pop up as a substitute driver where needed.

I'd love to see where Burton is going to land.

Ideally Dillon will burn out or lose his teeth to a Stewart-haus driver and Martin will find a ride :)

from this article it sounds like he really means it this time (though he still isn't officially calling it a "retirement").

As for SHR, what's the over/under for "incidents caused by a SHR driver (on track or off)" next year?


I'll miss Old Man martin, and as for that SHR lulziness? I'll go with 3 incidents on-track, and one off-track.
 
2013-11-10 02:41:38 PM
Hello all...

Congrats to Jeff Burton on his 1000th start.

/goclintyoucheatingbastich...might have a chance today, fastest in practice
 
2013-11-10 02:43:41 PM
So, ESPN can't come up with anything to talk about on the penultimate race other than race numbers?

I'd choose pi.
 
2013-11-10 02:45:37 PM
All I want to see today is a big cloud of white smoke coming from the #48.
 
2013-11-10 02:47:38 PM

The Martintuckian: All I want to see today is a big cloud of white smoke coming from the #48.


Done!

When he's doing burnouts on his way to victory lane post race :)
 
2013-11-10 02:48:33 PM
Hi all. Hope this is less than a snoozefest today.
 
2013-11-10 02:54:13 PM
If you don't cheer Cena Jimmie, you hate the troops!
 
2013-11-10 02:59:46 PM
Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers

LaMarr Woodley has a left calf injury. His return is questionable.
 
2013-11-10 03:01:28 PM

The Martintuckian: All I want to see today is a big cloud of white black smoke coming from the #48 after it's engine blows up.


FTFM
 
2013-11-10 03:01:57 PM

DanZero: Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers

LaMarr Woodley has a left calf injury. His return is questionable.


EXPECT TO SEE SOME OF THIS FOR THE NEXT HOUR TOO. DEAL WITH IT
 
2013-11-10 03:03:00 PM

DanZero: Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers

LaMarr Woodley has a left calf injury. His return is questionable.


Danica will never win now.
 
2013-11-10 03:04:01 PM

Mztlplx: Hello all...

Congrats to Jeff Burton on his 1000th start.

/goclintyoucheatingbastich...might have a chance today, fastest in practice


Go 31!!!
 
2013-11-10 03:04:17 PM
Let me add my voice to those expressing gratitude to the men and women of the armed forces. Thank you for all that you have done and continue to do.
 
2013-11-10 03:06:24 PM
B17-G. Nice.

/uncle was in 8th AF
 
2013-11-10 03:11:37 PM
Spart yer engines? He been hitting the sauce already?
 
2013-11-10 03:14:43 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

JJ gets the win today. Hopefully like everyone sitting on that hill overlooking @PhoenixRaceway watching the race, he doesn't get rattled.
 
2013-11-10 03:15:00 PM

VOODOO POWER ENGAGED
i205.photobucket.com

 
2013-11-10 03:15:04 PM

Mztlplx: Spart yer engines? He been hitting the sauce already?


I thought he said "spark", no?
 
2013-11-10 03:15:18 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Congrats, Jeff Burton, on what is apparently your 1000th career spark.
 
2013-11-10 03:15:55 PM
Watching the game and I see the asshat is on the pole, so I'll be watching the game until its over.
 
2013-11-10 03:16:23 PM
this was a looooooong time ago

i205.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-10 03:16:44 PM

swampgirl: Mztlplx: Spart yer engines? He been hitting the sauce already?

I thought he said "spark", no?


Meh, prolly so. I've already hit the sauce today too.
 
2013-11-10 03:17:29 PM
i.imgur.com


Let's do this!
 
2013-11-10 03:18:54 PM
BOOGITY3
 
2013-11-10 03:19:30 PM
Hit him harder Joey!
 
2013-11-10 03:19:38 PM
J-Lo already into JJ?

SWEEEEEET
 
2013-11-10 03:19:43 PM
PENULTIMATE BOOGIDY
 
2013-11-10 03:20:27 PM
DammitsomuchClintyoucheatingbastich....that was your chance...
 
2013-11-10 03:20:30 PM
So close.
 
2013-11-10 03:20:34 PM

DanZero: PENULTIMATE BOOGIDY


Penultimate is my drinking word today.


Penultimate.
 
2013-11-10 03:20:43 PM
DAMMIT J-LO AND SHRUB! YOU COULD HAVE ENDED IT RIGHT THERE!!
 
2013-11-10 03:21:46 PM
Damn I miss when CART raced at Phoenix, those were some fun races.
 
2013-11-10 03:22:58 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

When you're 3-wide between Hamlin & Logano, that's what is known as "Being the meat in a best-friends sandwich."
 
2013-11-10 03:25:02 PM
I still like the Sprint commercial. The orange and yellow stripes on the walls crack me up every time.
 
2013-11-10 03:25:35 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: this was a looooooong time ago

[i205.photobucket.com image 246x354]


This would be where I'd post a pic of my dad in uniform, but somehow it got lost on the trip back home when my mom gave it to me.
 
2013-11-10 03:33:12 PM

bluorangefyre: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: this was a looooooong time ago

[i205.photobucket.com image 246x354]

This would be where I'd post a pic of my dad in uniform, but somehow it got lost on the trip back home when my mom gave it to me.


To those who made it home...to those who did not...to those still serving....here's to you.

:: raises glass ::

Miss you, Pop.
 
2013-11-10 03:36:26 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: this was a looooooong time ago


Whar RPGs, WHAR?
 
2013-11-10 03:37:20 PM

Mztlplx: bluorangefyre: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: this was a looooooong time ago

[i205.photobucket.com image 246x354]

This would be where I'd post a pic of my dad in uniform, but somehow it got lost on the trip back home when my mom gave it to me.

To those who made it home...to those who did not...to those still serving....here's to you.

:: raises glass ::

Miss you, Pop.


Here here! :)

/both Dad and my brother are veterans
//Dad guarded one of the walls of the Iron Curtain, bro went to Afghanistan
 
2013-11-10 03:37:47 PM

WhyteRaven74: Damn I miss when CART raced at Phoenix, those were some fun races.


They raced supers there a few times Great shows.
 
2013-11-10 03:38:57 PM

MFAWG: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: this was a looooooong time ago

Whar RPGs, WHAR?


I was an intel weenie. My weapon was a keyboard.

Yes, even in the Army, I was a nerd...
 
2013-11-10 03:40:40 PM
Well, not going to change my fark ID but I guess I will really have to get a new driver to follow next year.

No, I don't need any suggestions
 
2013-11-10 03:41:44 PM

MarkMartinFan: Well, not going to change my fark ID but I guess I will really have to get a new driver to follow next year.

No, I don't need any suggestions


cheer for my favorite driver, Anyone But Johnson
 
2013-11-10 03:42:52 PM
whiiiiiile we were away...
 
2013-11-10 03:43:06 PM
It's Denny Time (to spin...)
 
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