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(Billboard)   Federal judge rejects DMX's bankruptcy filing, says he should have sold enough bikes over the years to make creditors satisfied   (billboard.com) divider line 6
    More: Followup, DMX, bankruptcy, New York, federal judges, Earl Simmons, creditors  
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2242 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 10 Nov 2013 at 4:11 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-10 12:39:15 PM  
1 votes:

Paka Ono: At first I was like
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But now I'm like

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Wow. Is DMX really small or has Dr. Phil been bombarded with gamma radiation?
2013-11-10 07:40:05 AM  
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Yo dawg, I heard you liked bankruptcy so I took your bankruptcy and added it to your bankruptcy so you can bankrupt while you bankrupt


That's Xzibit, not DMX. Y'all gonna lose your FARK street cred.

/up in here, up in here
2013-11-10 06:32:11 AM  
1 votes:
$1.3 million in child support owed to some of the 10 children he has fathered.

LOL, black people
2013-11-10 06:12:26 AM  
1 votes:
There was Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia
Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki, Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky
Cookies, well I met her in a ice cream parlor
Tonya, Diane, Lori and Carla
Marina, Selena, Katrina, Sabrina
About three Kim's, LaToya, and Tina
Shelley, Bridget, Cavi, Rasheeda
Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita
Stacy, Tracie, Rohna, and Ronda
Donna, Ulanda, Tawana, and Wanda
2013-11-10 04:54:40 AM  
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Yo dawg, I heard you liked bankruptcy so I took your bankruptcy and added it to your bankruptcy so you can bankrupt while you bankrupt


Wrong black guy.
2013-11-09 11:40:52 PM  
1 votes:
I laughed.
 
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