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(Billboard)   Federal judge rejects DMX's bankruptcy filing, says he should have sold enough bikes over the years to make creditors satisfied   (billboard.com) divider line 47
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2013-11-09 11:40:52 PM
I laughed.
 
2013-11-09 11:41:15 PM
Yeah it is tough to convince the Court to allow your petition because child support is crimping your style.

Real men support their kids.
 
2013-11-09 11:44:53 PM
I guess that judge isn't a big fan of his hit song Ignition.
 
2013-11-09 11:47:57 PM
Yo dawg, I heard you liked bankruptcy so I took your bankruptcy and added it to your bankruptcy so you can bankrupt while you bankrupt
 
2013-11-09 11:53:11 PM
yourmomshousepodcast.com
 
2013-11-10 12:24:42 AM
"Simmons' biggest debt is $1.3 million in child support owed to some of the 10 children he has fathered."

Because condoms are so much more expensive...
 
2013-11-10 12:58:07 AM

2wolves: "Simmons' biggest debt is $1.3 million in child support owed to some of the 10 children he has fathered."

Because condoms are so much more expensive...


10 farking kids, and he neglects all of them. What a piece of shiat.
 
2013-11-10 01:13:25 AM

vartian: 2wolves: "Simmons' biggest debt is $1.3 million in child support owed to some of the 10 children he has fathered."

Because condoms are so much more expensive...

10 farking kids, and he neglects all of them. What a piece of shiat.


Not unusual for alpha, or wannabe alpha, males.  What is thoroughly disgusting is that he had the resources and decided other priorities held sway.
 
2013-11-10 02:10:11 AM
I thought dmx was a brand of cough medicine.
 
2013-11-10 04:26:04 AM
if only there were some kind of way to use the Internet to search for a good bankruptcy lawyer.
 
2013-11-10 04:30:34 AM
Funny headline is funny.

That noted, the serial deadbeat dad thing is less than funny.
 
2013-11-10 04:37:38 AM
What's. My. Name?!
It's Earl Simmons but on stage I'm known as DMX and I growl and rap about breaking necks!
I'm. Bankrupt!
I owe child supppport! Woof! Woof! I owe child suppport!
 
2013-11-10 04:54:40 AM

cameroncrazy1984: Yo dawg, I heard you liked bankruptcy so I took your bankruptcy and added it to your bankruptcy so you can bankrupt while you bankrupt


Wrong black guy.
 
2013-11-10 05:24:32 AM
DMX is a sad case. As much as he doesn't ever really effect anyone else, he always gets in the most trouble. He s also more talented than these farks I have to listen to/ hear about like P Diddy who changes his name every weekend, or Jay Z who has forgone any legitimacy to rap about his daughter who will be richer than the next queen of bloody England. X was talented. The craziness only adds to it!
 
2013-11-10 05:50:04 AM
To be fair, the skank ass whores he knocked up knew what they were getting into.

Though it's not like a woman can support all the children she has with multiple baby daddies.
 
2013-11-10 06:12:26 AM
There was Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia
Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki, Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky
Cookies, well I met her in a ice cream parlor
Tonya, Diane, Lori and Carla
Marina, Selena, Katrina, Sabrina
About three Kim's, LaToya, and Tina
Shelley, Bridget, Cavi, Rasheeda
Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita
Stacy, Tracie, Rohna, and Ronda
Donna, Ulanda, Tawana, and Wanda
 
2013-11-10 06:32:11 AM
$1.3 million in child support owed to some of the 10 children he has fathered.

LOL, black people
 
2013-11-10 07:04:23 AM

MagSeven: DMX is a sad case. As much as he doesn't ever really effect anyone else, he always gets in the most trouble.


FTFA: Simmons' biggest debt is $1.3 million in child support owed to some of the 10 children he has fathered


Conclusion:  F#ck Earl Simmons.
 
2013-11-10 07:16:38 AM

Barricaded Gunman: MagSeven: DMX is a sad case. As much as he doesn't ever really effect anyone else, he always gets in the most trouble.

FTFA: Simmons' biggest debt is $1.3 million in child support owed to some of the 10 children he has fathered


Conclusion:  F#ck Earl Simmons.

That actually has nothing to do with why he keeps getting locked up. Believe it or not.....
 
2013-11-10 07:32:01 AM

robohobo: To be fair, the skank ass whores he knocked up knew what they were getting into.

Though it's not like a woman can support all the children she has with multiple baby daddies.


there is no fairness there.

stupid ass adults and the kiddies suffer.

and as long as our collective society allows this to continue it will.

no doubt absent deadbeat daddy and skank ass whores are doing a swell job raising these 10 kids with strong values and morals, a good work ethic, emphasis on studying hard and setting goals in life. self esteem, self respect, charity and being kind to others will just naturally fall into place in this feel good scenario.
 
2013-11-10 07:40:05 AM

cameroncrazy1984: Yo dawg, I heard you liked bankruptcy so I took your bankruptcy and added it to your bankruptcy so you can bankrupt while you bankrupt


That's Xzibit, not DMX. Y'all gonna lose your FARK street cred.

/up in here, up in here
 
2013-11-10 07:42:39 AM

KrispyKritter: robohobo: To be fair, the skank ass whores he knocked up knew what they were getting into.

Though it's not like a woman can support all the children she has with multiple baby daddies.

there is no fairness there.

stupid ass adults and the kiddies suffer.

and as long as our collective society allows this to continue it will.

no doubt absent deadbeat daddy and skank ass whores are doing a swell job raising these 10 kids with strong values and morals, a good work ethic, emphasis on studying hard and setting goals in life. self esteem, self respect, charity and being kind to others will just naturally fall into place in this feel good scenario.


just like those Paris Hilton
 
2013-11-10 07:57:47 AM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: cameroncrazy1984: Yo dawg, I heard you liked bankruptcy so I took your bankruptcy and added it to your bankruptcy so you can bankrupt while you bankrupt

That's Xzibit, not DMX. Y'all gonna lose your FARK street cred.

/up in here, up in here


So he accidentallied the whole thing?
 
2013-11-10 08:00:36 AM

robohobo: To be fair, the skank ass whores he knocked up knew what they were getting into.

Though it's not like a woman can support all the children she has with multiple baby daddies.


Relevant for you.
 
2013-11-10 08:00:44 AM

feckingmorons: Yeah it is tough to convince the Court to allow your petition because child support is crimping your style.

Real men support their kids.


Except child support (or more accurately "Domestic support obligations") are never discharged in any chapter of bankruptcy.  However if you can get rid of your credit card payments, car payments etc maybe you have more cash flow to pay your child support.

That said he is still a pos for being $130k PER CHILD behind on his support.  He ought to be in jail for that.
 
2013-11-10 08:16:13 AM
img2.timeinc.net
 
2013-11-10 08:32:32 AM

2wolves: vartian: 2wolves: "Simmons' biggest debt is $1.3 million in child support owed to some of the 10 children he has fathered."

Because condoms are so much more expensive...

10 farking kids, and he neglects all of them. What a piece of shiat.

Not unusual for alpha, or wannabe alpha, males.  What is thoroughly disgusting is that he had the resources and decided other priorities held sway.


That would be one thing, the other being that at no point did he decide to have a vasectomy, even though he obviously had the resources and time to get one.
 
2013-11-10 08:54:07 AM
If he was actually talented and not an expired hip-hop creation he could just earn his way out of his troubles.
 
2013-11-10 08:56:02 AM
He should go work in the DMV.
 
2013-11-10 09:32:12 AM
Uhh. Uhh. Uhh. Stop. Uhh. OHH. Uhh. OHH. Stop. What? Uhh. Ohh. Uhh. Stop!
 
2013-11-10 09:57:52 AM
The fact that there are 10 children out there privileged enough to be able to say, "DMX my daddy" --because you and I both know that's exactly how they'd say it, each one of them, each and every time -- should be payment enough.  Forgive the 1.3 million in back support payments.  If the baby mommas really need cash fast, they can just call Western Sky and get up to $5,000 fast.
 
2013-11-10 10:57:08 AM
18 years, 18 years, ten women got one of your kids, got you for 18 years!
 
2013-11-10 11:05:19 AM
Child support, the farking you get for the farking you got.
 
2013-11-10 11:07:01 AM
www.voght.org
 
2013-11-10 11:54:10 AM
At first I was like
cdn.stereogum.com

But now I'm like

cdn.necolebitchie.com
 
2013-11-10 12:24:15 PM

abhorrent1: $1.3 million in child support owed to some of the 10 children he has fathered.

LOL, black people


$1.3 million for 10 kids? They must put a lot of extra cheese and bacon on their Whoppers.
 
2013-11-10 12:27:09 PM

Chinchillazilla: I laughed.

 
2013-11-10 12:39:15 PM

Paka Ono: At first I was like
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But now I'm like

[cdn.necolebiatchie.com image 551x394]


Wow. Is DMX really small or has Dr. Phil been bombarded with gamma radiation?
 
2013-11-10 12:57:44 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-11-10 01:09:43 PM

vartian: 2wolves: "Simmons' biggest debt is $1.3 million in child support owed to some of the 10 children he has fathered."

Because condoms are so much more expensive...

10 farking kids, and he neglects all of them. What a piece of shiat.


I can't THIS this hard enough.
 
2013-11-10 01:10:20 PM

abhorrent1: $1.3 million in child support owed to some of the 10 children he has fathered.

LOL, black people


I have one  (only one, AFAIK) white-trash relative who can match this.

/ don't think he has much $$$ for child support, either
// disturbing to think that these sad examples of humanity are "evolutionally" more successful than people like me.
 
2013-11-10 01:26:51 PM
I worked with him on a film once. He went missing for 2 days, presumably on a crack binge, and cost production tons of money. He was only with us for a few days, but managed to cause more damage when he wasn't actually working.

I remember watching him finish off chinet plate full of coke at craft service, put it down, walk over to a waiting studio doctor where he took, and passed, a half-assed physical.

Pretty sure the movie went on to make thousands in box office reciepts.
 
2013-11-10 02:02:55 PM

BalugaJoe: He should go work in the DMV.


"I'm DMX from the DMV"
 
2013-11-10 07:36:38 PM

Rann Xerox: vartian: 2wolves: "Simmons' biggest debt is $1.3 million in child support owed to some of the 10 children he has fathered."

Because condoms are so much more expensive...

10 farking kids, and he neglects all of them. What a piece of shiat.

I can't THIS this hard enough.


We don't actually know that he neglects all of his kids. All we can say from the information provided is that he neglects at least 10 of his kids.
 
2013-11-10 11:47:57 PM

MagSeven: DMX is a sad case. As much as he doesn't ever really effect anyone else, he always gets in the most trouble. He s also more talented than these farks I have to listen to/ hear about like P Diddy who changes his name every weekend, or Jay Z who has forgone any legitimacy to rap about his daughter who will be richer than the next queen of bloody England. X was talented. The craziness only adds to it!


So true man. Jay Z is all hype and bullshiat, one of the biggest con men of our generation.

P Diddy ain't shiat worth discussing.

But anyway, nothing is sadder than seeing a gangsta rapper get old. Even more if they fall out of the public grace.

First, seeing a 40 years old trying to act as irresponsibly as their songs suggest is ridiculous.
Second, if they fall out of the public grace and ain't selling records no mo', they go jump through the biggest hoops just to get any relevance. That shiat is laaaame.

There's a reason why Biggie and Tupac are considered the rap gods. They died just before turning / having turned 25. farkING 25!! I'm 32 now and these guys died 7 years younger than me. I can't wrap that around my mind.
 
2013-11-11 04:02:47 AM
rocky_howard:
There's a reason why Biggie and Tupac are considered the rap gods. They died just before turning / having turned 25. farkING 25!! I'm 32 now and these guys died 7 years younger than me. I can't wrap that around my mind.

I find it interesting they didn't make it to the "27 curse" as a lot of entertainment folks have.
 
2013-11-11 01:51:01 PM

fanbladesaresharp: rocky_howard:
There's a reason why Biggie and Tupac are considered the rap gods. They died just before turning / having turned 25. farkING 25!! I'm 32 now and these guys died 7 years younger than me. I can't wrap that around my mind.

I find it interesting they didn't make it to the "27 curse" as a lot of entertainment folks have.


Their line of work was much more dangerous hehe. Also, notice they both died a violent death, fitting their lives. The 27 Club were just a bunch of druggies.
 
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