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(Daily Mail)   Crystal Lite, Crystal Meth. Whatever. This is a great tasting health drin   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 93
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2013-11-09 11:49:16 PM
Billy Crystal > Crystal Pepsi > Crystal Meth > Crystal, the local prostitute who hangs out at Chuck E Cheese > Crystal Lite > Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
 
2013-11-10 12:24:01 AM

bdub77: Billy Crystal > Crystal Pepsi > Crystal Meth > Crystal, the local prostitute who hangs out at Chuck E Cheese > Crystal Lite > Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull


That's quite a polluted stream of consciousness you have there.
 
2013-11-10 12:49:19 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: bdub77: Billy Crystal > Crystal Pepsi > Crystal Meth > Crystal, the local prostitute who hangs out at Chuck E Cheese > Crystal Lite > Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

That's quite a polluted stream of consciousness you have there.


I find it crystal clear.
 
2013-11-10 01:02:58 AM
She took the parcel in, thinking someone would collect it and kept it for six months before opening the package and finding the bottle.  Much later she passed it on to her father.

I know this is the Daily Mail so it's probably all bullshiat, but why the hell would you drink anything that wasaccidentally shipped to you?
 
2013-11-10 01:05:17 AM
Subby too hyper to finish the headline?
 
2013-11-10 01:08:22 AM
bdub77:

www.arcade-museum.com > Billy Crystal > Crystal Pepsi > Crystal Meth > Crystal, the local prostitute who hangs out at Chuck E Cheese > Crystal Lite > Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull


Fixed

I loved that game.
 
2013-11-10 01:08:36 AM
Oh gee, a package arrived with the wrong name and even though I never ordered anything, here ya go Dad?
 
2013-11-10 01:10:54 AM
I call absolute bullshiat. That shiat would have smelled like the worst farking chemical soup you can possibly imagine. Swallow a mouthful? Bullshiat.
 
2013-11-10 01:12:00 AM
Ps. fark the daily fail.
 
2013-11-10 01:12:50 AM

symptomoftheuniverse: I call absolute bullshiat. That shiat would have smelled like the worst farking chemical soup you can possibly imagine. Swallow a mouthful? Bullshiat.



Yup.  I concur.  This event never happened.
 
2013-11-10 01:13:38 AM

bdub77: Billy Crystal > Crystal Pepsi > Crystal Meth > Crystal, the local prostitute who hangs out at Chuck E Cheese > Crystal Lite > Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull


Crystal Pepsi>Krystal Burger>Camp Crystal Lake>Crystal my big tittied cousin I dry humped>Cristal>Crystal Castles
 
2013-11-10 01:13:44 AM
Dark Crystal > That female Gelfling I masturbated to once > ONCE > Jim Henson performed the Gelfling hottie > Jim Henson performed Yoda > Yoda is the devil
 
2013-11-10 01:14:21 AM
I want a great tasting health drin
 
2013-11-10 01:16:01 AM
Yeah, not only an unidentified drink shipped to her accidentally, but she gave it to the dad years later. Years! And the dad's thought was: "drinking this will improve my health!"
 
2013-11-10 01:18:20 AM
since all other news sites on this link to the dailyfail, BULLshiatTTTTTT
 
2013-11-10 01:18:31 AM
Oh, and also: how did the daughter actually get the ricin into the health drink? Article says it was corked.
 
2013-11-10 01:21:24 AM

symptomoftheuniverse: I call absolute bullshiat. That shiat would have smelled like the worst farking chemical soup you can possibly imagine. Swallow a mouthful? Bullshiat.


I would agree with you if not for the spot on quote, "I am in trouble here. I am dying, I am dead." I feel like I'm in the room with him hearing his last gasps.
 
2013-11-10 01:24:08 AM
Yeah, well, Jesse needs to make a living.
 
2013-11-10 01:25:05 AM

symptomoftheuniverse: I call absolute bullshiat. That shiat would have smelled like the worst farking chemical soup you can possibly imagine. Swallow a mouthful? Bullshiat.


I do not understand why people find this implausible. I'm done this type of shiat before. I've found stuff in my cupboards six years old (let alone six months) and said what they hell, wonder if this is any good.

/to be fair, that once landed me in the hospital when I was a teen.
//stupid, yes. Unbelievable, no.
 
2013-11-10 01:25:12 AM
Must be a slow news day

This has all the markings of something that the Daily Fail pulled out of their ass
 
2013-11-10 01:25:38 AM

NobleHam: symptomoftheuniverse: I call absolute bullshiat. That shiat would have smelled like the worst farking chemical soup you can possibly imagine. Swallow a mouthful? Bullshiat.

I would agree with you if not for the spot on quote, "I am in trouble here. I am dying, I am dead." I feel like I'm in the room with him hearing his last gasps.


Maybe he was dictating.
 
2013-11-10 01:29:51 AM

NobleHam: symptomoftheuniverse: I call absolute bullshiat. That shiat would have smelled like the worst farking chemical soup you can possibly imagine. Swallow a mouthful? Bullshiat.

I would agree with you if not for the spot on quote, "I am in trouble here. I am dying, I am dead." I feel like I'm in the room with him hearing his last gasps.


If you can get that emotional response from a daily fail article, you may want to get your gullibility gland checked. If jesting, I did lol.
 
2013-11-10 01:33:28 AM

you are a puppet: Yeah, not only an unidentified drink shipped to her accidentally, but she gave it to the dad years later. Years! And the dad's thought was: "drinking this will improve my health!"


He probably was at the Al Bundy stage of marriage, "drink this unidentified liquid that was shipped to us by accident a year ago? it smells like ammonia infused rat poison? ...sure what the hell, it will probably taste better than the old bags cooking."
 
2013-11-10 01:39:12 AM

you are a puppet: Oh, and also: how did the daughter actually get the ricin into the health drink? Article says it was corked.


I learned from the RDJ version of Sherlock Holmes that you can inject substances through cork... possibly; I've never tried it myself :P
 
2013-11-10 01:40:45 AM
Meh...th.
 
2013-11-10 01:44:41 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Cristal Meth
 
2013-11-10 01:47:27 AM
Great tasting > less filling > Miller lite > Miller cycle engine > cycling scandal > LancefarkingArmstrong > future face of meth?
 
2013-11-10 01:54:30 AM
thumbnails.hulu.com
As the late, great Colonel Sanders once said: "I'm tweekin too damn much to taste this chicken."
 
2013-11-10 02:06:51 AM
He then said: 'I am in trouble here. I am dying, I am dead.'

lol. Winnar!
 
2013-11-10 02:10:51 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-10 02:17:21 AM

tuna fingers: bdub77:

[www.arcade-museum.com image 256x232] > Billy Crystal > Crystal Pepsi > Crystal Meth > Crystal, the local prostitute who hangs out at Chuck E Cheese > Crystal Lite > Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull


Fixed

I loved that game.


Every time I went to showbiz, I had to dump some coins in that bizarre thing. Only game that ever caused me physical pain when I sucked, stupid trackball.
 
2013-11-10 02:22:38 AM

Pribar: you are a puppet: Yeah, not only an unidentified drink shipped to her accidentally, but she gave it to the dad years later. Years! And the dad's thought was: "drinking this will improve my health!"

He probably was at the Al Bundy stage of marriage, "drink this unidentified liquid that was shipped to us by accident a year ago? it smells like ammonia infused rat poison? ...sure what the hell, it will probably taste better than the old bags cooking."


Nope, the daughter's a hoarder. Came in the mail, got lost in the living room, and eventually it ended up going to dear old dad. Dad doesn't want to go to the store, in utter desperation reaches for the crystal light. My mom does that all the time, brings over some random assortment of food. She's also a half-blind smoking hoarder, so naturally I just throw out whatever "mom food" she brings over after she leaves. Dad just had low standards, and was tired of telling her to stop bringing weird food over. There's really NO nice way to say it.
 
2013-11-10 02:25:56 AM

worlddan: symptomoftheuniverse: I call absolute bullshiat. That shiat would have smelled like the worst farking chemical soup you can possibly imagine. Swallow a mouthful? Bullshiat.

I do not understand why people find this implausible. I'm done this type of shiat before. I've found stuff in my cupboards six years old (let alone six months) and said what they hell, wonder if this is any good.

/to be fair, that once landed me in the hospital when I was a teen.
//stupid, yes. Unbelievable, no.


I'm rather amazed that you're still alive.
 
2013-11-10 02:45:13 AM
Is your hog on drugs? How would you know? How could you tell? Look for these here warnin' signs. Sudden weight loss. Euphoria leadin' to paranoia. Stealitization of your thangs. And jibbery-style oinkery what make no sense a 'tall. Warn your hog about the dangers of meth a 'fore it's too damn late.
 
2013-11-10 02:51:59 AM

worlddan: symptomoftheuniverse: I call absolute bullshiat. That shiat would have smelled like the worst farking chemical soup you can possibly imagine. Swallow a mouthful? Bullshiat.

I do not understand why people find this implausible. I'm done this type of shiat before. I've found stuff in my cupboards six years old (let alone six months) and said what they hell, wonder if this is any good.

/to be fair, that once landed me in the hospital when I was a teen.
//stupid, yes. Unbelievable, no.


Sometimes Darwin misses.
 
2013-11-10 02:52:58 AM
I, also, like to consume random things my child giv-ACK!!!
 
2013-11-10 03:21:23 AM

cretinbob: Is your hog on drugs? How would you know? How could you tell? Look for these here warnin' signs. Sudden weight loss. Euphoria leadin' to paranoia. Stealitization of your thangs. And jibbery-style oinkery what make no sense a 'tall. Warn your hog about the dangers of meth a 'fore it's too damn late.


my second favorite behind:

Early: "Listen here. Readings don't never not done nothing for not NOBODY!"

Granny: "I think you mean 'not nonebody'."

Early: "Excuse me, not nonebody. Never not no one, didn't about no reason, not never, and by God they never not ain't gonna will!"
 
2013-11-10 03:22:10 AM

vartian: She took the parcel in, thinking someone would collect it and kept it for six months before opening the package and finding the bottle.  Much later she passed it on to her father.

I know this is the Daily Mail so it's probably all bullshiat, but why the hell would you drink anything that wasaccidentally shipped to you?

 
2013-11-10 03:31:16 AM

Funbags: Dark Crystal > That female Gelfling I masturbated to once > ONCE > Jim Henson performed the Gelfling hottie > Jim Henson performed Yoda > Yoda is the devil


Actually I think Frank Oz was Yoda.
 
2013-11-10 03:34:31 AM

tuna fingers: symptomoftheuniverse: I call absolute bullshiat. That shiat would have smelled like the worst farking chemical soup you can possibly imagine. Swallow a mouthful? Bullshiat.


Yup.  I concur.  This event never happened.


Sure, they might have dolled up the story a bit, but the truth is in there somewhere.
 
2013-11-10 03:40:41 AM
Pretty sure they photoshopped that "meth lab" photo to make it blue. I thought the article could have used more Breaking Bad.
 
2013-11-10 03:42:16 AM
He wasn't wearing his vibrating heat beads...

/Sounds good, but talk is cheap...SCAN ME!
 
2013-11-10 03:43:00 AM

SundaesChild: Actually I think Frank Oz was Yoda.


For that part Frank Oz performed Grover Monster performing Yoda.

/ range he has not
 
2013-11-10 03:58:09 AM
Meth didn't kill this guy.

You can dissolve a large quantity of meth in acetone or some other solvent, get the liquid past customs much more easily and then recrystalize it and sell it later.

He drank industrial solvent. It doesn't take much of that to kill you.
 
2013-11-10 03:58:39 AM
This article looked like little more than an excuse to talk about Breaking Bad.
 
2013-11-10 04:07:11 AM
IF I ever decided to drink something that arrived by anonymous package, I would definitely take sip first.

Darwin is always watching ... and waiting ...
 
2013-11-10 04:27:07 AM
Still probably weaker than the original red bull. That stuff would make you grind your teeth and maker you feel like the mayor of Toronto.
 
2013-11-10 05:14:32 AM

tuna fingers: symptomoftheuniverse: I call absolute bullshiat. That shiat would have smelled like the worst farking chemical soup you can possibly imagine. Swallow a mouthful? Bullshiat.


Yup.  I concur.  This event never happened.


Yep, considering that even semi-pure meth is caustic enough to sear your sinuses from halfway across the room, a GLASS of pure stuff would have eaten right through the table before he could even drink it. Hell, the fumes likely would have killed him.

And if he was stupid enough to swallow something that awful-smelling...the world is better off without him.
 
2013-11-10 05:14:59 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: bdub77: Billy Crystal > Crystal Pepsi > Crystal Meth > Crystal, the local prostitute who hangs out at Chuck E Cheese > Crystal Lite > Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

That's quite a polluted stream of consciousness you have there.


After SIX MONTHS!!
 
2013-11-10 05:22:31 AM

Funbags: Dark Crystal > That female Gelfling I masturbated to once > ONCE > Jim Henson performed the Gelfling hottie > Jim Henson performed Yoda > Yoda is the devil


You too?

Such a relief to know there's someone out there like me!

i.imgur.com

Dark Crystal > That female Gelfling I masturbated to once > ONCE > Jim Henson performed the Gelfling hottie > Jim Henson performed Yoda > Yoda is the devil

Oh. Nevermind.
 
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