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(The Indy Channel)   Gwyneth Paltrow, completely misinterpreting critics' suggestions to push the envelope, launches new line of stationery   (theindychannel.com) divider line 22
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2013-11-09 11:27:38 PM
For those of you under the age of 30:

sta·tion·er·y: ˈstāSHəˌnerē/
noun noun: stationery;plural noun: stationeries
1
. writing paper, esp. with matching envelopes.
2. product of dead trees, mostly used until the end of the 20th century
 
2013-11-09 11:33:12 PM
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WHAT'S IN THE ENVELOPE? OH GOD, WHAT'S IN THE ENVELOPE?
 
2013-11-09 11:53:54 PM
Is she going to make cardboard boxes?
 
2013-11-10 12:12:07 AM
Let me guess, this stationery doesn't eat 95% of the regular human diet because it's "poisonous", but it smokes.
 
2013-11-10 12:18:57 AM
Stationary? It's free if you buy a horse buggy as a primary purchase.
 
2013-11-10 01:14:07 AM
This headline made me larf
 
2013-11-10 02:12:24 AM
It's great to use when writing a "I'm leaving you, you unfaithful biatch" letter to a cheating wife.
 
2013-11-10 02:15:14 AM

MrEricSir: Is she going to make cardboard boxes?


If she does, she certain has a head for it.

/Ba-dum pshhh!
 
2013-11-10 02:42:10 AM
Is it only for use with Word or will it be available in other formats?
 
2013-11-10 03:12:12 AM
It's not going to launch very far if it's stationary
 
2013-11-10 04:28:25 AM

syrynxx: It's not going to launch very far if it's stationary


*blink*

You're terrible. I like you.
 
2013-11-10 06:37:39 AM
I was always indifferent to her until that article a few weeks back about how weird she is and that she smells like BO because she won't wear deodorant. Now I can't hear her name or look at her with out throwing up in my mouth a little.
 
2013-11-10 07:16:28 AM
whatshisname:
Let me guess, this stationery doesn't eat 95% of the regular human diet because it's "poisonous", but it smokes.

From what I hear, someone should tell Gwyneth that wealthy penis is full of toxins, it'd free up her social schedule so she'd have lots more yoga time.
 
2013-11-10 08:28:09 AM

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I'd like to push her envelope.
 
2013-11-10 09:08:26 AM
I hate myself for finding her so hot in Iron Man.
 
2013-11-10 09:54:09 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i44.tinypic.com image 562x799]

I'd like to push her envelope.


Jesus jumped up Joseph!
 
2013-11-10 10:25:05 AM

elvindeath: I hate myself for finding her so hot in Iron Man.


I said the same thing right until the last few minutes of the movie in which my brain just stopped functioning. You can only suspend belief up to the limits that a fictional universe allows at which point you're still going, fark that, nope.
 
2013-11-10 10:41:57 AM
A box of twenty cards and envelopes costs only $125.
They are made from curated post-consumer content.
And the ink comes from free-range, cruelty-free squids.
 
2013-11-10 12:06:51 PM
Has anyone mentioned yet that she was born on third base and thinks she hit a triple? No? OK, that got tired anyway.
 
2013-11-10 12:48:58 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i44.tinypic.com image 562x799]

I'd like to push her envelope.


What's the difference between an envelope and a vagina?

You lick an envelope to make it more difficult to get into.
 
2013-11-10 06:04:04 PM
What's the difference between an envelope and a vagina?
You lick an envelope to make it more difficult to get into.



larf out loud funny
 
2013-11-11 02:28:35 AM

elvindeath: I hate myself for finding her so hot in Iron Man.


Ditto.
 
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