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(Deadspin)   While Miami and Tampa Bay try to figure out their clusterfarks of a locker room, Cowboys' linebacker Sean Lee is trying to figure out who the fark keeps stealing his underwear and socks   (deadspin.com) divider line 33
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2013-11-09 06:07:18 PM
Di!  Stop it!!
 
2013-11-09 06:09:59 PM
Gotta get your rookie-eye-socket-bashing-with-coins containers from somewhere
 
2013-11-09 06:11:23 PM
He should be a complete biatch about it like Jonathan Martin is being, and storm off the team and maybe get Tony Romo suspended indefinitely or something.  Because the lulz.
 
2013-11-09 06:18:57 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Di!  Stop it!!


If she had access to the Cowboys' locker room we would be reading about Tony Romo's missing jock straps not Lee's missing underwear and socks.
 
2013-11-09 06:21:27 PM

CipollinaFan: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Di!  Stop it!!

If she had access to the Cowboys' locker room we would be reading about Tony Romo's missing jock straps not Lee's missing underwear and socks.


So it's Trey?
 
2013-11-09 06:38:22 PM
Jerry Jones is up in his office sniffing his underwear
 
2013-11-09 06:39:49 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-09 06:46:39 PM

UNC_Samurai: CipollinaFan: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Di!  Stop it!!

If she had access to the Cowboys' locker room we would be reading about Tony Romo's missing jock straps not Lee's missing underwear and socks.

So it's Trey?


I wouldn't put it past him.
 
2013-11-09 06:56:40 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: He should be a complete biatch about it like Jonathan Martin is being, and storm off the team and maybe get Tony Romo suspended indefinitely or something.  Because the lulz.


No! I don't want the Cowboys to start winning!
 
2013-11-09 07:14:39 PM
Oh no he is being bullied!
 
2013-11-09 07:31:10 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 442x334]


I thought Jerry Jones didn't allow cameras in the war room anymore?
 
2013-11-09 07:43:10 PM

mikaloyd: Oh no he is being bullied!


WARRIOR'S CODE
 
2013-11-09 07:46:56 PM

CavalierEternal: mikaloyd: Oh no he is being bullied!

WARRIOR'S CODE


Ok this is starting to get farking stupid.
 
2013-11-09 07:52:29 PM

Frank N Stein: CavalierEternal: mikaloyd: Oh no he is being bullied!

WARRIOR'S CODE

Ok this is starting to get farking stupid.


I agree, the Dropkick Murphys get way too much attention for playing that one song at a baseball game.
 
2013-11-09 07:54:47 PM

UNC_Samurai: Frank N Stein: CavalierEternal: mikaloyd: Oh no he is being bullied!

WARRIOR'S CODE

Ok this is starting to get farking stupid.

I agree, the Dropkick Murphys get way too much attention for playing that one song at a baseball game.


RICHIIIIIIIIIIE'S GOT THE WARRIOR'S SOOOOOOUL
 
2013-11-09 07:57:56 PM
Nobody could blame him if he quit after this outrage! Nobody should have to put up with that! Pay the man Cowboys!
 
2013-11-09 08:01:58 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 442x334]


Oh my god. Phase 2 is "Ebay"
 
2013-11-09 08:28:05 PM
Oh good god this thread is so stupid it's brilliant.
 
2013-11-09 08:36:39 PM
i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-09 08:42:35 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-09 08:46:42 PM
Bet you his underwear are in a vending machine in Tokyo.
 
2013-11-09 09:38:34 PM

UNC_Samurai: CipollinaFan: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Di!  Stop it!!

If she had access to the Cowboys' locker room we would be reading about Tony Romo's missing jock straps not Lee's missing underwear and socks.

So it's Trey?


*growls*

I have been in the locker room! I'm suspect #1!
 
2013-11-09 10:02:28 PM

Treygreen13: UNC_Samurai: CipollinaFan: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Di!  Stop it!!

If she had access to the Cowboys' locker room we would be reading about Tony Romo's missing jock straps not Lee's missing underwear and socks.

So it's Trey?

*growls*

I have been in the locker room! I'm suspect #1!


Somewhere in a family album is a picture of me in front of the lockers in the old Stadium.  My 10-year-old self is sitting on the bench in front of T. Aikman and S. Walsh, if that dates me at all.
 
2013-11-09 10:06:57 PM

UNC_Samurai: Treygreen13: UNC_Samurai: CipollinaFan: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Di!  Stop it!!

If she had access to the Cowboys' locker room we would be reading about Tony Romo's missing jock straps not Lee's missing underwear and socks.

So it's Trey?

*growls*

I have been in the locker room! I'm suspect #1!

Somewhere in a family album is a picture of me in front of the lockers in the old Stadium.  My 10-year-old self is sitting on the bench in front of T. Aikman and S. Walsh, if that dates me at all.


I'm jealous. I don't have any Aikman shots. He was the first QB I really followed and stole socks from.
 
2013-11-09 11:05:14 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries:


Thanks for covering this
 
2013-11-09 11:35:38 PM
Ok so this is a harmless prank everyone gets a laugh.

Richie Incognito you may want to make notes.

/WARRIORS CODE
 
2013-11-10 01:34:29 AM
Come on, even Chief Wiggum could figure this one out
 
2013-11-10 06:18:39 AM
I'm guessing the dolphins locker room is pretty solid right now.
 
2013-11-10 06:55:09 AM

H31N0US: I'm guessing the dolphins locker room is pretty solid right now.


A locker room composed of people who can't win football games, coached by people who can't win football games.
 
2013-11-10 07:13:50 AM

ghare: H31N0US: I'm guessing the dolphins locker room is pretty solid right now.

A locker room composed of people who can't win football games, coached by people who can't win football games.


But they are hands down the best at harassing a mutherfarker.
 
2013-11-10 08:15:21 AM

ongbok: ghare: H31N0US: I'm guessing the dolphins locker room is pretty solid right now.

A locker room composed of people who can't win football games, coached by people who can't win football games.

But they are hands down the best at harassing a mutherfarker.


mutherfarker = 6'4", 320lb pushy
 
2013-11-10 08:47:46 AM

ghare: H31N0US: I'm guessing the dolphins locker room is pretty solid right now.

A locker room composed of people who can't win football games, coached by people who can't win football games.


I can think of four teams that would disagree with this statement.
 
2013-11-10 09:43:55 AM

H31N0US: ghare: H31N0US: I'm guessing the dolphins locker room is pretty solid right now.

A locker room composed of people who can't win football games, coached by people who can't win football games.

I can think of four teams that would disagree with this statement.


Soon to be five, considering they're playing Tampa Bay tomorrow.

/Sad TB Bucs fan
 
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