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(Daily Mail)   Do you have a drinking problem? Close one eye and take this handy quiz to find out   ( divider line
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13992 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Nov 2013 at 6:31 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-09 05:06:29 PM  
2 votes:
A standard wine pour is 5 ounces, period. 1 ounce equals 30 ml. Therefore, a standard pour of red wine is 150 milliliters, not 125, and their entire unit measurement is bullshiat. I declare this test stupid.
2013-11-09 08:09:23 PM  
1 vote:
So, the Brits have a thing called "alcopop." Is that their term for anything like a wine cooler, or Smirnoff Ice? Kind of fitting.
2013-11-09 07:20:50 PM  
1 vote:

2013-11-09 07:11:49 PM  
1 vote:

Korzine: How often do I drink alcohol? Never. Alright next question: How many units of alcohol do you drink on a typical day, 1-2, 3-4, 5-6, 7-9, 10+. Did the test just call me a liar?

It's a quiz to determine how much risk you have for alcohol dependence. Why should the quiz have anything else for you after you said you never drink?
2013-11-09 06:46:09 PM  
1 vote:
This is like the definition of a binge.  Most people think of a binge as a lost weekend while researchers and health officials feel it is 4 pints of beer or more (or the equivalent).  I think there is a disconnect there.
2013-11-09 06:41:47 PM  
1 vote:
my friend's been snortin' coke for 15 years and he ain't hooked.  -richard pryor.
2013-11-09 06:39:49 PM  
1 vote:
Sure, I drink to much.  I don't bother anybody, it usually puts me in a better mood, and I drink close to home so I don't have to drive.

Want me to feel guilty about it?  Fark you.  There's much worse things a person can be than a responsible drunk.
2013-11-09 06:26:25 PM  
1 vote:
Tests make me nervous, I feel like I need something to calm my nerves.
2013-11-09 01:22:33 PM  
1 vote:
What a stupid test.  I don't believe any of it. I can stop anytime I wish.
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