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(NBC San Diego)   You're checking in luggage at an airport that was shot up a week ago. Do you C) tell the agent you have an explosive in your bag?   (nbcsandiego.com) divider line 22
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2013-11-09 04:45:52 PM
Sure, why not? I don't see any way that could end badly.
 
2013-11-09 04:48:46 PM
Lemme guess: This imbecile was on his way back to FL. Right?
 
2013-11-09 04:52:12 PM

Apos: Lemme guess: This One of these imbeciles was on his way back to FL. Right?



Fixed.
 
2013-11-09 04:54:02 PM
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TACO Airlines?
 
2013-11-09 04:55:53 PM
"I'm a TV director. I'm here to shoot a pilot."
 
2013-11-09 04:59:16 PM
maybe you should get some new luggage
 
2013-11-09 05:08:42 PM
"Ha ha I was just joking. "

Right. And you don't watch the news either.
 
2013-11-09 05:10:39 PM
Seriously, why do people still do this? Sure, as a society we are way too hung up on "security" at airports but rub your brain cells together and refrain from joking about bombs. I mean seriously, if a cop pulled this guy over and said "have you been drinking tonight sir" he'd probably say "I just drank eight beers, shot cocaine, and killed three hookers".
 
2013-11-09 05:11:01 PM
Sorry, I meant "in my pants".
 
2013-11-09 05:15:37 PM

Jument: Seriously, why do people still do this? Sure, as a society we are way too hung up on "security" at airports but rub your brain cells together and refrain from joking about bombs. I mean seriously, if a cop pulled this guy over and said "have you been drinking tonight sir" he'd probably say "I just drank eight beers, shot cocaine, and killed three hookers".


A cop pulls a guy over for speeding, and when he asks the typical "Do you know why I pulled you over" line, the driver says "Because I'm drunk and have a hooker in my trunk."  The cop handcuffs the man and calls his sergeant for backup. When Sarge arrives, there is no body in the trunk and the breathalyzer comes back 0.0.
"I'm sorry sir, my deputy told me you admitted to murder and DUI."
"Yeah and I bet the lying sack of crap told you I was speeding too."
 
2013-11-09 05:19:44 PM

Gig103: A cop pulls a guy over for speeding, and when he asks the typical "Do you know why I pulled you over" line, the driver says "Because I'm drunk and have a hooker in my trunk."  The cop handcuffs the man and calls his sergeant for backup. When Sarge arrives, there is no body in the trunk and the breathalyzer comes back 0.0.
"I'm sorry sir, my deputy told me you admitted to murder and DUI."
"Yeah and I bet the lying sack of crap told you I was speeding too."



he never said a dead hooker...
 
2013-11-09 05:24:00 PM

hackhix: he never said a dead hooker...


Fine, so I missed a word when typing it up :p
 
2013-11-09 05:25:44 PM
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What? I'm flying to Vegas for a cosplay convention. Ow! Your hurting my arm!
 
2013-11-09 06:38:23 PM
The driver called airport police, who took the traveler into custody and found an unloaded handgun in his luggage. Police said the man, in his late 20s, would be arrested for brandishing a weapon.

As pro gun control as I am, this seems harsh.
 
2013-11-09 08:02:54 PM
I have explosive diarrhea in my pants
 
2013-11-09 08:20:52 PM

sheep snorter: I have explosive diarrhea in my pants


And I can prove it!
 
GBB
2013-11-09 09:33:25 PM

haywatchthis: maybe you should get some new luggage


because it was shot up a week ago....
 
2013-11-09 09:43:15 PM
Electronic sign at Pittsburgh Airport two weeks ago read:

Pittsburgh Conventions and Visitors Bureau

Welcome

International Association of Bomb Technicians and Investigators.

Maybe their West Coast Chapter was meeting at LAX and he was reading the sign.
 
2013-11-09 11:49:55 PM

HotWingAgenda: The driver called airport police, who took the traveler into custody and found an unloaded handgun in his luggage. Police said the man, in his late 20s, would be arrested for brandishing a weapon.

As pro gun control as I am, this seems harsh.


I'm just guessing here, but I think he may have been charged with brandishing his weapon in the presence of the limo driver.
 
2013-11-10 01:06:10 AM
I work security at a building that uses metal detectors at the entrance. I'm amazed at how often old guys will joke to me about doible checking their wives for guns and bombs as if I'm supposed to find it funny. When I started the job I was told the story about an old white guy who walked in to a Jewish art museum and shot the security officer dead. Why should we assume just because you're old that makes you harmless? What gun or bomb joke do you have that's so funny?
 
2013-11-10 01:49:19 AM
Aww, come on subby. No A or B? I was going to guess B. That's why I am always wrong
 
2013-11-10 07:46:41 PM

arbitterm: Why should we assume just because you're old that makes you harmless?


No, it's because they're white.
 
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