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(Salon)   New brain study reveals why sex feels so good and how to give someone the perfect orgasm. Here comes the science   (salon.com) divider line 32
    More: PSA, antipsychotic medication, dopamine receptor, sexual stimulation, mental disorders, biological psychiatry, qualia  
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2013-11-09 02:31:58 PM
4 votes:
Nah...I got this. I've had this thing for years, I know how it works. Mmm-hmmmm. G'way. 'Baitin.
2013-11-09 04:24:45 PM
3 votes:

stonelotus: Quantum Apostrophe: You guys all know about that tongue biter thing that eats a fish's tongue and then takes its place? My only chance to get sex is if I were a penis biter and I crawled up Russell Brand's pants. Sure, I'd have to eat his penis first but once I'm attached the fun starts.

have fun with that then.


Once you've committed to eating someone's penis and living in their underwear, I think the occasional chocolate surprise is not a big deal.
2013-11-09 03:52:31 PM
3 votes:
In the 1960s, researchers exposed young men to sexually arousing images along with knee-high boots. After the exposure, these men found boots sexually arousing.

And here I was thinking those boots were made for walking.
2013-11-09 03:35:53 PM
3 votes:
You guys all know about that tongue biter thing that eats a fish's tongue and then takes its place? My only chance to get sex is if I were a penis biter and I crawled up Russell Brand's pants. Sure, I'd have to eat his penis first but once I'm attached the fun starts.
2013-11-09 02:45:55 PM
3 votes:
I'm orgasming right now, so I'm really getting a...blrgduuaaahhhggghhhddhh
2013-11-09 02:36:41 PM
3 votes:
That article was surprisingly hard to masturbate to.
2013-11-09 02:23:18 PM
3 votes:

Finding the Meaning: Give?



"My job was to get an erection. Your job was to get your hole wet. Didn't ya get your hole wet? We both had things to do..."

1.bp.blogspot.com

/A dry hole is the same as a flaccid penis
//DRTFA
2013-11-09 02:52:23 PM
2 votes:

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: nanim: the 'how' is easy... take your time

In theory, yeah. In practice, hit or miss. If she's not getting there around the 45-60 minute mark, I'm finishing up and going about my business. Another Jim Jeffries reference seems appropriate:

"You didn't make me cum! Really... I didn't make you cum? You know who makes me cum? I MAKE ME CUM! All the farked up things in my head make me cum! You're just the container I shoot it into."


60 minutes?? You must go through RealDoll vaginas like a pastry chef goes through fondant.
2013-11-09 02:39:12 PM
2 votes:
cdn6.liquidtelevision.com

Knows a thing or two about giving orgasms via brain.
2013-11-09 02:21:36 PM
2 votes:
For me, it's huge titties.
2013-11-09 02:19:37 PM
2 votes:
ninjamonkey.us
2013-11-09 02:17:09 PM
2 votes:
Give?
2013-11-09 09:26:29 PM
1 votes:
Since this article did nothing to enlighten Farkdom, I will and with humor.

A man comes home from work and tells his wife "There was a terrible accident work today. I cut my finger off."

The wife in shock says "The whole finger?" To which he replies, no thank goodness, the one next to it."
2013-11-09 07:51:53 PM
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: TomD9938: John Buck 41: peacheslatour: John Buck 41: TomD9938: John Buck 41: Ignore is for pussies.

?

I think he was agreeing with you.

That's what I thought but nuances of text and all.


Yep, agreeing.

The "Ignore" feature is beneath FARK, IMHO.


What I would find entertaining is if I could know if someone is ignoring me, like an icon or something in the header of their comment.


That'd be useful.

Why ignore though?  There are a load of colors available for coding fellow Farkers.

Personally, I use Yellow #1 (I call it 'suspended in urine') for people I might otherwise ignore.

It's a reminder that what I'm about to read shouldnt be allowed to ruin my day/mood.

/ there's only 4 or so members of the Yellow # 1 club and mostly they're just assholes
// I would not ignore based on political beliefs
/// I am a favorites whore
2013-11-09 05:22:47 PM
1 votes:
Brought to you by Energizer?


/DNRTFA
2013-11-09 04:49:48 PM
1 votes:

Por que tan serioso: Quantum Apostrophe: Por que tan serioso: Except on fark of course. We are all still treated to your youness.

Are you hitting on me? I keep forgetting how serious and solemn the discussions are on Fark.

And by "we" I mean the 5-6 of us who don't have you on ignore.


Ignore is for pussies.
2013-11-09 04:18:55 PM
1 votes:

goatleggedfellow: Wait, was tolerating all the blathering supposed to be part of the test?


It is if you're a married guy.
2013-11-09 04:14:15 PM
1 votes:

peacheslatour: Skleenar: susiespeculum: Warlordtrooper: "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"

50% of men apparently lie

4/5 of women lie as well

And 3/5ths of slaves.

Jesus, are you drinking already?


imageshack.us
2013-11-09 04:05:58 PM
1 votes:
I'm not reading multiple pages of someone's lame introductory blathering to then watch them dance around vaguely described facts and details which are probably things I already know.

Wait, was tolerating all the blathering supposed to be part of the test?
2013-11-09 03:44:44 PM
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Finding the Meaning: Give?


"My job was to get an erection. Your job was to get your hole wet. Didn't ya get your hole wet? We both had things to do..."

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x342]

/A dry hole is the same as a flaccid penis
//DRTFA

Your Fark handle is eerily appropriate for this thread.


Every now and then there comes a thread where I feel right at home. Unfortunately, most of the time, it's a poop thread.
2013-11-09 03:36:57 PM
1 votes:
You're just the container I shoot it into."

And they say chivalry is dead.
2013-11-09 03:30:08 PM
1 votes:

dudemanbro: I'm not reading all that. Anyone care to boil it down for me?


A woman patient grabbed him by the balls one night...
2013-11-09 03:18:27 PM
1 votes:

Warlordtrooper: "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"

50% of men apparently lie


4/5 of women lie as well
2013-11-09 03:13:08 PM
1 votes:
Who gives a flying sack of shiat about why it feels good?  It feels good.  That is all.
2013-11-09 02:59:51 PM
1 votes:

Skleenar: That article was surprisingly hard to masturbate to.


You must not made it to the part where they probed the annals of medical therapy.
2013-11-09 02:51:42 PM
1 votes:

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: "The drug... It's made from monkey cum. They keep these monkeys locked in a room all day, you know. And then they make them jack-off. And then they take the cum and they boil it or something. And that's what the drug is made of."

But it makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head... all the time.

/nice reference
//fistbump


I bet they show them this animal pornography. Really kinky stuff like 2 dogs and a cat or a bat and a pig.
2013-11-09 02:45:33 PM
1 votes:
It was 1985, in the middle of the night during my medicine internship. I was working about 110 hours a week. Every third night I was on call and felt lucky if I got a couple of hours of sleep. That night, I was taking care of this patient for another intern. On my endless "to do" list was the task of placing an intravenous line. When I got to her room it was dark. I didn't know what her medical condition was. I was focused on starting her IV and then moving on to my next task. I turned on the soft light over her hospital bed and gently woke her. She seemed calm. I loosened her restrained arm to look for a good vein. That was when she grabbed me.


Dear Penthouse,

I never thought it would happen to me, but...
2013-11-09 02:42:53 PM
1 votes:
La petite mort.
2013-11-09 02:42:22 PM
1 votes:
FTA :Lest you think this propensity is a peculiarly human obsession, it turns out that male rhesus monkeys also watch pornography

i1.ytimg.com

"The drug... It's made from monkey cum. They keep these monkeys locked in a room all day, you know. And then they make them jack-off. And then they take the cum and they boil it or something. And that's what the drug is made of."
2013-11-09 02:39:41 PM
1 votes:

nanim: the 'how' is easy... take your time


In theory, yeah. In practice, hit or miss. If she's not getting there around the 45-60 minute mark, I'm finishing up and going about my business. Another Jim Jeffries reference seems appropriate:

"You didn't make me cum! Really... I didn't make you cum? You know who makes me cum? I MAKE ME CUM! All the farked up things in my head make me cum! You're just the container I shoot it into."
2013-11-09 02:39:12 PM
1 votes:
I suppose just wiring something right into the bit of your brain that gives you orgasms is right out of the question, huh?
2013-11-09 02:37:31 PM
1 votes:

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Finding the Meaning: Give?


"My job was to get an erection. Your job was to get your hole wet. Didn't ya get your hole wet? We both had things to do..."

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x342]

/A dry hole is the same as a flaccid penis
//DRTFA


I love his bit about pandas. 'YOU PUT ME IN A CAGE FOR A WEEK WITH ANYTHING.....ANNNNNYTHING...AND I'LL FARK IT!!!!'
 
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