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(Salon)   New brain study reveals why sex feels so good and how to give someone the perfect orgasm. Here comes the science   (salon.com) divider line 107
    More: PSA, antipsychotic medication, dopamine receptor, sexual stimulation, mental disorders, biological psychiatry, qualia  
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2013-11-09 10:36:59 PM
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2013-11-09 11:47:19 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Finding the Meaning: Give?


"My job was to get an erection. Your job was to get your hole wet. Didn't ya get your hole wet? We both had things to do..."

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/A dry hole is the same as a flaccid penis
//DRTFA


In case anyone wants to hear the whole bit from Jim Jefferies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNRHPr7Gabk

/You're just the container I shoot it into!!!!
 
2013-11-10 12:24:04 AM

itsaidwhat: Since this article did nothing to enlighten Farkdom, I will and with humor.

A man comes home from work and tells his wife "There was a terrible accident work today. I cut my finger off."

The wife in shock says "The whole finger?" To which he replies, no thank goodness, the one next to it."


A wife returns home. "I just visited all my doctors and my gynecologist said I should not have sex for two weeks." Her husband replied "And what did your dentist say?"
 
2013-11-10 12:30:48 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Quantum Apostrophe: You guys all know about that tongue biter thing that eats a fish's tongue and then takes its place? My only chance to get sex is if I were a penis biter and I crawled up Russell Brand's pants. Sure, I'd have to eat his penis first but once I'm attached the fun starts.

Are you that fat and greasy??

Worse. I have no social "game". I just blurt out what's on the surface of my cerebral cortex. I've learned to shut up instead.


You're smart though. Just learn what someone who does have "game" sounds like, and then sound like them. You don't have to do it 24/7, just for the 15 minutes or so it takes to make a girl feel comfortable.
 
2013-11-10 01:37:35 AM

Fook: I suppose just wiring something right into the bit of your brain that gives you orgasms is right out of the question, huh?


I see you did not RTFA.
 
2013-11-10 01:40:36 AM

alabasterblack: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: peacheslatour: Skleenar: susiespeculum: Warlordtrooper: "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"

50% of men apparently lie

4/5 of women lie as well

And 3/5ths of slaves.

Jesus, are you drinking already?

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Always plenty of water around, even if he has to make toilet sangria.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rcyAF4lz04

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I really enjoyed the one on winning on the stock market because you follow the Bible code........
 
2013-11-10 10:43:15 AM

alabasterblack: 3000 words.  three thousand words.  three hundred, multiplied by ten.

That article would take longer to read than a week of foreplay.

Is there a 300 word version?


My god, 3,000 whole words!!!

I routinely read 1000 page novels, when I can find them, and I write 3000 page fanfics!

Man up, nancy.
 
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