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(Salon)   New brain study reveals why sex feels so good and how to give someone the perfect orgasm. Here comes the science   (salon.com) divider line 107
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2013-11-09 02:17:09 PM
Give?
 
2013-11-09 02:19:37 PM
ninjamonkey.us
 
2013-11-09 02:21:36 PM
For me, it's huge titties.
 
2013-11-09 02:22:09 PM

Finding the Meaning: Give?


I usually charge for this service, but I've been known to give a freebie every now and then. Depends how hard-up I am for customers.
 
2013-11-09 02:23:15 PM
Well, it depends if your a tit man, leg man or ass man.
 
2013-11-09 02:23:18 PM

Finding the Meaning: Give?



"My job was to get an erection. Your job was to get your hole wet. Didn't ya get your hole wet? We both had things to do..."

1.bp.blogspot.com

/A dry hole is the same as a flaccid penis
//DRTFA
 
2013-11-09 02:25:04 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Finding the Meaning: Give?


"My job was to get an erection. Your job was to get your hole wet. Didn't ya get your hole wet? We both had things to do..."



/A dry hole is the same as a flaccid penis
//DRTFA


This
 
2013-11-09 02:26:38 PM
I really don't have the kind of money it would take to hire male prostitutes for the people I want to give orgasms....
 
2013-11-09 02:29:07 PM
the 'how' is easy... take your time
 
2013-11-09 02:31:58 PM
Nah...I got this. I've had this thing for years, I know how it works. Mmm-hmmmm. G'way. 'Baitin.
 
2013-11-09 02:36:41 PM
That article was surprisingly hard to masturbate to.
 
2013-11-09 02:37:31 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Finding the Meaning: Give?


"My job was to get an erection. Your job was to get your hole wet. Didn't ya get your hole wet? We both had things to do..."

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x342]

/A dry hole is the same as a flaccid penis
//DRTFA


I love his bit about pandas. 'YOU PUT ME IN A CAGE FOR A WEEK WITH ANYTHING.....ANNNNNYTHING...AND I'LL FARK IT!!!!'
 
2013-11-09 02:39:12 PM
cdn6.liquidtelevision.com

Knows a thing or two about giving orgasms via brain.
 
2013-11-09 02:39:12 PM
I suppose just wiring something right into the bit of your brain that gives you orgasms is right out of the question, huh?
 
2013-11-09 02:39:41 PM

nanim: the 'how' is easy... take your time


In theory, yeah. In practice, hit or miss. If she's not getting there around the 45-60 minute mark, I'm finishing up and going about my business. Another Jim Jeffries reference seems appropriate:

"You didn't make me cum! Really... I didn't make you cum? You know who makes me cum? I MAKE ME CUM! All the farked up things in my head make me cum! You're just the container I shoot it into."
 
2013-11-09 02:42:22 PM
FTA :Lest you think this propensity is a peculiarly human obsession, it turns out that male rhesus monkeys also watch pornography

i1.ytimg.com

"The drug... It's made from monkey cum. They keep these monkeys locked in a room all day, you know. And then they make them jack-off. And then they take the cum and they boil it or something. And that's what the drug is made of."
 
2013-11-09 02:42:53 PM
La petite mort.
 
2013-11-09 02:45:33 PM
It was 1985, in the middle of the night during my medicine internship. I was working about 110 hours a week. Every third night I was on call and felt lucky if I got a couple of hours of sleep. That night, I was taking care of this patient for another intern. On my endless "to do" list was the task of placing an intravenous line. When I got to her room it was dark. I didn't know what her medical condition was. I was focused on starting her IV and then moving on to my next task. I turned on the soft light over her hospital bed and gently woke her. She seemed calm. I loosened her restrained arm to look for a good vein. That was when she grabbed me.


Dear Penthouse,

I never thought it would happen to me, but...
 
2013-11-09 02:45:55 PM
I'm orgasming right now, so I'm really getting a...blrgduuaaahhhggghhhddhh
 
2013-11-09 02:45:57 PM

TomD9938: FTA :Lest you think this propensity is a peculiarly human obsession, it turns out that male rhesus monkeys also watch pornography

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

"The drug... It's made from monkey cum. They keep these monkeys locked in a room all day, you know. And then they make them jack-off. And then they take the cum and they boil it or something. And that's what the drug is made of."


But it makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head... all the time.

/nice reference
//fistbump
 
2013-11-09 02:46:44 PM
New brain study reveals why sex feels so good and how to give someone the perfect orgasm. Here comes the science

This headline is no way describes the article.  Welcome to Fark.
 
2013-11-09 02:47:50 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: For me, it's huge titties.


[scruffy.jpg]

Second.
 
2013-11-09 02:48:49 PM
Researchers at Duke University found that male monkeys choose to watch pictures of aroused female monkey behinds even if it means foregoing juice rewards.

Duke monkeys don't suck.
 
2013-11-09 02:51:35 PM

2chris2: New brain study reveals why sex feels so good and how to give someone the perfect orgasm. Here comes the science

This headline is no way describes the article.  Welcome to Fark.


Yeah, that.
No instructions in the box, subby.
 
2013-11-09 02:51:42 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: "The drug... It's made from monkey cum. They keep these monkeys locked in a room all day, you know. And then they make them jack-off. And then they take the cum and they boil it or something. And that's what the drug is made of."

But it makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head... all the time.

/nice reference
//fistbump


I bet they show them this animal pornography. Really kinky stuff like 2 dogs and a cat or a bat and a pig.
 
2013-11-09 02:52:23 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: nanim: the 'how' is easy... take your time

In theory, yeah. In practice, hit or miss. If she's not getting there around the 45-60 minute mark, I'm finishing up and going about my business. Another Jim Jeffries reference seems appropriate:

"You didn't make me cum! Really... I didn't make you cum? You know who makes me cum? I MAKE ME CUM! All the farked up things in my head make me cum! You're just the container I shoot it into."


60 minutes?? You must go through RealDoll vaginas like a pastry chef goes through fondant.
 
2013-11-09 02:53:52 PM
fta This pattern of deactivation could be the brain state of a purely transcendent experience enveloping a core experience of pleasure.

I achieve that with beer
 
2013-11-09 02:59:51 PM

Skleenar: That article was surprisingly hard to masturbate to.


You must not made it to the part where they probed the annals of medical therapy.
 
2013-11-09 03:00:05 PM
Yeah, but did he get any?
 
2013-11-09 03:03:57 PM
This article is written by a startlingly illiterate scientist who obviously has never looked at pictures of death or religious art, and is therefore completely ignorant of what sex means to people. In other words, the comment about death and ecstasy betrays that he literally does not know what sex actually is. He seems to only know about penis-vagina-neurochemistry, which is definitely not, and historically has not been been, equated with sex.

Although he should get some credit for noticing that sex does not happen in laboratories and therefore anything that happens in brains during sex is connected to lots of cool shiat, like paintings, sculpture, music, poetry, novels, essay-writing processes, the inflection of words,  the contemporary cultural anxieties about plague and famine, to name just a few things that affect the mind and body, the position of limbs, the power dynamics, during sex.

This article would have been relevant to discussions of sex if it did not take such an ignorantly snarky tone about the actual context for actual sex. Instead it was like trying to define what a jack-o-lantern is by talking about the seeds that get scooped out of it, and only the seeds.
 
2013-11-09 03:04:31 PM
I'm not reading all that. Anyone care to boil it down for me?
 
2013-11-09 03:06:35 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: nanim: the 'how' is easy... take your time

In theory, yeah. In practice, hit or miss. If she's not getting there around the 45-60 minute mark, I'm finishing up and going about my business. Another Jim Jeffries reference seems appropriate:

"You didn't make me cum! Really... I didn't make you cum? You know who makes me cum? I MAKE ME CUM! All the farked up things in my head make me cum! You're just the container I shoot it into."

60 minutes?? You must go through RealDoll vaginas like a pastry chef goes through fondant.


Meh, I have the staying power, and generally use it for her benefit. But there does come a point where if she isn't doing her part to finish the race, I'm not gonna carry her any farther.
 
2013-11-09 03:10:18 PM

dudemanbro: I'm not reading all that. Anyone care to boil it down for me?


We like sex because nature and stuff.
 
2013-11-09 03:13:08 PM
Who gives a flying sack of shiat about why it feels good?  It feels good.  That is all.
 
2013-11-09 03:15:01 PM
sex thread lacks foobies.
 
2013-11-09 03:16:24 PM

Serious Black: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: For me, it's huge titties.

[scruffy.jpg]

Second.


Third.
 
2013-11-09 03:16:34 PM
 "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"

50% of men apparently lie
 
2013-11-09 03:18:27 PM

Warlordtrooper: "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"

50% of men apparently lie


4/5 of women lie as well
 
2013-11-09 03:21:42 PM
That! Was an absolutely, horribly, useless article. Bloody hell what a waste of time.
 
2013-11-09 03:24:06 PM

Warlordtrooper:  "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"

50% of men apparently lie


100% is over half.
 
2013-11-09 03:26:26 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Finding the Meaning: Give?


"My job was to get an erection. Your job was to get your hole wet. Didn't ya get your hole wet? We both had things to do..."

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x342]

/A dry hole is the same as a flaccid penis
//DRTFA


Your Fark handle is eerily appropriate for this thread.
 
2013-11-09 03:26:51 PM
Here's a simple reason: because people who don't find sex enjoyable don't breed.  Darwin will rapidly cull that trait from the gene pool
 
2013-11-09 03:27:24 PM

Warlordtrooper: "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"

50% of men apparently lie


50% of men are on SSRIs, the libido killers.
 
2013-11-09 03:29:35 PM

Coming on a Bicycle: That! Was an absolutely, horribly, useless article. Bloody hell what a waste of time.


Tell us more about your username.
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-11-09 03:30:08 PM

dudemanbro: I'm not reading all that. Anyone care to boil it down for me?


A woman patient grabbed him by the balls one night...
 
2013-11-09 03:35:53 PM
You guys all know about that tongue biter thing that eats a fish's tongue and then takes its place? My only chance to get sex is if I were a penis biter and I crawled up Russell Brand's pants. Sure, I'd have to eat his penis first but once I'm attached the fun starts.
 
2013-11-09 03:36:52 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: You guys all know about that tongue biter thing that eats a fish's tongue and then takes its place? My only chance to get sex is if I were a penis biter and I crawled up Russell Brand's pants. Sure, I'd have to eat his penis first but once I'm attached the fun starts.


Are you that fat and greasy??
 
2013-11-09 03:36:57 PM
You're just the container I shoot it into."

And they say chivalry is dead.
 
2013-11-09 03:37:17 PM
I learned everything I need to know about giving women orgasms from watching Abby Winters videos.
 
2013-11-09 03:44:44 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Finding the Meaning: Give?


"My job was to get an erection. Your job was to get your hole wet. Didn't ya get your hole wet? We both had things to do..."

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x342]

/A dry hole is the same as a flaccid penis
//DRTFA

Your Fark handle is eerily appropriate for this thread.


Every now and then there comes a thread where I feel right at home. Unfortunately, most of the time, it's a poop thread.
 
2013-11-09 03:45:43 PM
A good stone is like a drawn-out, low-intensity orgasm.  You end up smelling like a burnt rope, but at least you don't get a wet spot on your bed.

/so I've heard
 
2013-11-09 03:47:46 PM

susiespeculum: Warlordtrooper: "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"

50% of men apparently lie

4/5 of women lie as well


And 3/5ths of slaves.
 
2013-11-09 03:52:31 PM
In the 1960s, researchers exposed young men to sexually arousing images along with knee-high boots. After the exposure, these men found boots sexually arousing.

And here I was thinking those boots were made for walking.
 
2013-11-09 04:00:52 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Quantum Apostrophe: You guys all know about that tongue biter thing that eats a fish's tongue and then takes its place? My only chance to get sex is if I were a penis biter and I crawled up Russell Brand's pants. Sure, I'd have to eat his penis first but once I'm attached the fun starts.

Are you that fat and greasy??


Worse. I have no social "game". I just blurt out what's on the surface of my cerebral cortex. I've learned to shut up instead.
 
2013-11-09 04:04:04 PM

Skleenar: susiespeculum: Warlordtrooper: "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"

50% of men apparently lie

4/5 of women lie as well

And 3/5ths of slaves.


Jesus, are you drinking already?
 
2013-11-09 04:05:58 PM
I'm not reading multiple pages of someone's lame introductory blathering to then watch them dance around vaguely described facts and details which are probably things I already know.

Wait, was tolerating all the blathering supposed to be part of the test?
 
2013-11-09 04:10:00 PM
I think I'm going to look into this whole pain becomes pleasurable thing... >:)
 
2013-11-09 04:13:09 PM
I fell asleep before the end of the article.
Really!
 
2013-11-09 04:13:13 PM

peacheslatour: Skleenar: susiespeculum: Warlordtrooper: "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"

50% of men apparently lie

4/5 of women lie as well

And 3/5ths of slaves.

Jesus, are you drinking already?


jamesmjones.files.wordpress.com
Always plenty of water around, even if he has to make toilet sangria.
 
2013-11-09 04:13:36 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: You guys all know about that tongue biter thing that eats a fish's tongue and then takes its place? My only chance to get sex is if I were a penis biter and I crawled up Russell Brand's pants. Sure, I'd have to eat his penis first but once I'm attached the fun starts.


have fun with that then.
 
2013-11-09 04:14:15 PM

peacheslatour: Skleenar: susiespeculum: Warlordtrooper: "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"

50% of men apparently lie

4/5 of women lie as well

And 3/5ths of slaves.

Jesus, are you drinking already?


imageshack.us
 
2013-11-09 04:14:38 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: TomD9938: FTA :Lest you think this propensity is a peculiarly human obsession, it turns out that male rhesus monkeys also watch pornography

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

"The drug... It's made from monkey cum. They keep these monkeys locked in a room all day, you know. And then they make them jack-off. And then they take the cum and they boil it or something. And that's what the drug is made of."

But it makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head... all the time.

/nice reference
//fistbump


Are we ever going to get that big table in here or do I have to cut down that far king tree myself?!?
 
2013-11-09 04:16:33 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: You guys all know about that tongue biter thing that eats a fish's tongue and then takes its place? My only chance to get sex is if I were a penis biter and I crawled up Russell Brand's pants. Sure, I'd have to eat his penis first but once I'm attached the fun starts.


I bet porn of this exists somewhere.  Probably a furry board someplace.

/not googling
 
2013-11-09 04:18:55 PM

goatleggedfellow: Wait, was tolerating all the blathering supposed to be part of the test?


It is if you're a married guy.
 
2013-11-09 04:19:35 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Quantum Apostrophe: You guys all know about that tongue biter thing that eats a fish's tongue and then takes its place? My only chance to get sex is if I were a penis biter and I crawled up Russell Brand's pants. Sure, I'd have to eat his penis first but once I'm attached the fun starts.

Are you that fat and greasy??

Worse. I have no social "game". I just blurt out what's on the surface of my cerebral cortex. I've learned to shut up instead.


Except on fark of course. We are all still treated to your youness.
 
2013-11-09 04:19:41 PM

peacheslatour: Skleenar: susiespeculum: Warlordtrooper: "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"

50% of men apparently lie

4/5 of women lie as well

And 3/5ths of slaves.

Jesus, are you drinking already?


It's Saturday.  Breakfast is Jager and toast, and we're out of toast.
 
2013-11-09 04:24:45 PM

stonelotus: Quantum Apostrophe: You guys all know about that tongue biter thing that eats a fish's tongue and then takes its place? My only chance to get sex is if I were a penis biter and I crawled up Russell Brand's pants. Sure, I'd have to eat his penis first but once I'm attached the fun starts.

have fun with that then.


Once you've committed to eating someone's penis and living in their underwear, I think the occasional chocolate surprise is not a big deal.
 
2013-11-09 04:26:23 PM

OnyxOdin: dudemanbro: I'm not reading all that. Anyone care to boil it down for me?

We like sex because nature and stuff.


Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down there. Okay, we like sex...and what was the next part again?
 
2013-11-09 04:27:03 PM

Barfmaker: OnyxOdin: dudemanbro: I'm not reading all that. Anyone care to boil it down for me?

We like sex because nature and stuff.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down there. Okay, we like sex...and what was the next part again?


Because reasons.
 
2013-11-09 04:27:07 PM

Por que tan serioso: Except on fark of course. We are all still treated to your youness.


Are you hitting on me? I keep forgetting how serious and solemn the discussions are on Fark.
 
2013-11-09 04:33:56 PM
The only advice I got out of that article was "Get some cocaine or (meth)amphetamine for your next score."
 
2013-11-09 04:39:51 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Por que tan serioso: Except on fark of course. We are all still treated to your youness.

Are you hitting on me? I keep forgetting how serious and solemn the discussions are on Fark.


And by "we" I mean the 5-6 of us who don't have you on ignore.
 
2013-11-09 04:40:48 PM
Sciency article is sciency, not sexy. Refund please.
 
2013-11-09 04:44:48 PM

Bennie Crabtree: This article is written by a startlingly illiterate scientist who obviously has never looked at pictures of death or religious art, and is therefore completely ignorant of what sex means to people. In other words, the comment about death and ecstasy betrays that he literally does not know what sex actually is. He seems to only know about penis-vagina-neurochemistry, which is definitely not, and historically has not been been, equated with sex.

Although he should get some credit for noticing that sex does not happen in laboratories and therefore anything that happens in brains during sex is connected to lots of cool shiat, like paintings, sculpture, music, poetry, novels, essay-writing processes, the inflection of words,  the contemporary cultural anxieties about plague and famine, to name just a few things that affect the mind and body, the position of limbs, the power dynamics, during sex.

This article would have been relevant to discussions of sex if it did not take such an ignorantly snarky tone about the actual context for actual sex. Instead it was like trying to define what a jack-o-lantern is by talking about the seeds that get scooped out of it, and only the seeds.


The entire article is about the neurophysiology of attraction, desire, sex, and post-coitus, with particular emphasis on post-coitus, since that's the biggest unknown today. Everything else was little asides to spice up an otherwise dry technical article, not a treatise on the wider cultural significance of sex, so I'm not at all sure what you're trying to criticize. The death mention was two lines - just an excuse to bring up the French euphemism for orgasm for no particular reason.
 
2013-11-09 04:49:48 PM

Por que tan serioso: Quantum Apostrophe: Por que tan serioso: Except on fark of course. We are all still treated to your youness.

Are you hitting on me? I keep forgetting how serious and solemn the discussions are on Fark.

And by "we" I mean the 5-6 of us who don't have you on ignore.


Ignore is for pussies.
 
2013-11-09 05:00:12 PM

Por que tan serioso: Quantum Apostrophe: Por que tan serioso: Except on fark of course. We are all still treated to your youness.

Are you hitting on me? I keep forgetting how serious and solemn the discussions are on Fark.

And by "we" I mean the 5-6 of us who don't have you on ignore.


5 or 6? Do you have meetings or something?
 
2013-11-09 05:22:47 PM
Brought to you by Energizer?


/DNRTFA
 
2013-11-09 05:32:29 PM

John Buck 41: Ignore is for pussies.

 
2013-11-09 05:43:02 PM

Por que tan serioso: Quantum Apostrophe: Por que tan serioso: Except on fark of course. We are all still treated to your youness.

Are you hitting on me? I keep forgetting how serious and solemn the discussions are on Fark.

And by "we" I mean the 5-6 of us who don't have you on ignore.


I've actually got QA marked as a favourite for being amusing. How special does that make me?
 
2013-11-09 05:45:02 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Quantum Apostrophe: You guys all know about that tongue biter thing that eats a fish's tongue and then takes its place? My only chance to get sex is if I were a penis biter and I crawled up Russell Brand's pants. Sure, I'd have to eat his penis first but once I'm attached the fun starts.

Are you that fat and greasy??

Worse. I have no social "game". I just blurt out what's on the surface of my cerebral cortex. I've learned to shut up instead.


You should try that on Fark sometime.
 
2013-11-09 06:03:16 PM
www.profilebrand.com

First thing that came to mind when I read the part about hooking up the IV to the patient and she grabbed his junk.
 
2013-11-09 06:24:05 PM

content.mydamnchannel.com


How do I get a loop of this?

 
2013-11-09 06:27:26 PM

TomD9938: John Buck 41: Ignore is for pussies.


?
 
2013-11-09 06:33:25 PM

John Buck 41: TomD9938: John Buck 41: Ignore is for pussies.

?


I think he was agreeing with you.
 
2013-11-09 06:56:13 PM

peacheslatour: John Buck 41: TomD9938: John Buck 41: Ignore is for pussies.

?

I think he was agreeing with you.


That's what I thought but nuances of text and all.
 
2013-11-09 07:08:37 PM
Here comes the science- oh, subby you sly boots!
 
2013-11-09 07:22:04 PM

John Buck 41: peacheslatour: John Buck 41: TomD9938: John Buck 41: Ignore is for pussies.

?

I think he was agreeing with you.

That's what I thought but nuances of text and all.



Yep, agreeing.

The "Ignore" feature is beneath FARK, IMHO.
 
2013-11-09 07:31:14 PM

TomD9938: John Buck 41: peacheslatour: John Buck 41: TomD9938: John Buck 41: Ignore is for pussies.

?

I think he was agreeing with you.

That's what I thought but nuances of text and all.


Yep, agreeing.

The "Ignore" feature is beneath FARK, IMHO.


What I would find entertaining is if I could know if someone is ignoring me, like an icon or something in the header of their comment.
 
2013-11-09 07:51:53 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: TomD9938: John Buck 41: peacheslatour: John Buck 41: TomD9938: John Buck 41: Ignore is for pussies.

?

I think he was agreeing with you.

That's what I thought but nuances of text and all.


Yep, agreeing.

The "Ignore" feature is beneath FARK, IMHO.


What I would find entertaining is if I could know if someone is ignoring me, like an icon or something in the header of their comment.


That'd be useful.

Why ignore though?  There are a load of colors available for coding fellow Farkers.

Personally, I use Yellow #1 (I call it 'suspended in urine') for people I might otherwise ignore.

It's a reminder that what I'm about to read shouldnt be allowed to ruin my day/mood.

/ there's only 4 or so members of the Yellow # 1 club and mostly they're just assholes
// I would not ignore based on political beliefs
/// I am a favorites whore
 
2013-11-09 08:39:19 PM
3000 words.  three thousand words.  three hundred, multiplied by ten.

That article would take longer to read than a week of foreplay.

Is there a 300 word version?
 
2013-11-09 08:42:17 PM

TomD9938: Quantum Apostrophe: TomD9938: John Buck 41: peacheslatour: John Buck 41: TomD9938: John Buck 41: Ignore is for pussies.

?

I think he was agreeing with you.

That's what I thought but nuances of text and all.


Yep, agreeing.

The "Ignore" feature is beneath FARK, IMHO.

What I would find entertaining is if I could know if someone is ignoring me, like an icon or something in the header of their comment.


That'd be useful.

Why ignore though?  There are a load of colors available for coding fellow Farkers.

Personally, I use Yellow #1 (I call it 'suspended in urine') for people I might otherwise ignore.

It's a reminder that what I'm about to read shouldnt be allowed to ruin my day/mood.

/ there's only 4 or so members of the Yellow # 1 club and mostly they're just assholes
// I would not ignore based on political beliefs
/// I am a favorites whore


I have at least 40 Farkers in bright yellow, partly for amusement and partly for the reason you stated above, and they range across a number of issues, from music to politics to movies to basic generalities. But bottom line, 'cos they're an asshole, NOT because they disagree with me.

Cheers. You're now a bright green.
 
2013-11-09 08:42:50 PM
FTFA: Neuroscientists can conduct studies of how dopamine regulates the anticipation of sex in rats with a detail not possible in humans. By inserting very small catheters, they measure the chemical environment in areas important for rewards. When a male rat is separated from a receptive female by a barrier, his nucleus accumbens is flooded by dopamine. If the male rat is then allowed to copulate with the female rat, dopamine levels plummet. However, if the rat then  sees a new female,  his arousal and the dopamine levels rise again.

In short. Even rats want...

NEW PUSSY!
076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.com
 
2013-11-09 08:54:09 PM
Does anyone click on salon's links to other "Articles"?  Or rather adds designed to pull money out of the naive and already desperate?
 
2013-11-09 09:09:04 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: peacheslatour: Skleenar: susiespeculum: Warlordtrooper: "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"

50% of men apparently lie

4/5 of women lie as well

And 3/5ths of slaves.

Jesus, are you drinking already?

[jamesmjones.files.wordpress.com image 400x356]
Always plenty of water around, even if he has to make toilet sangria.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rcyAF4lz04

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-09 09:16:26 PM

dudemanbro: I'm not reading all that. Anyone care to boil it down for me?


Jibber jabber jibber jabber jibber jabber brain parts brain parts jibber jabber names of psychiatric researchers jibber jabber animal model analogies unethical human research jibber jabber etc.

Most importantly - secrets to pleasuring self and others OMITTED.

Like a discussion of baking a cake ....at the molecular level AND no icing.

/drtfa and regretted it.
 
2013-11-09 09:17:17 PM

Coming on a Bicycle: That! Was an absolutely, horribly, useless article. Bloody hell what a waste of time.


This
 
2013-11-09 09:22:10 PM
Warning - this story has NO happy ending.
 
2013-11-09 09:25:25 PM
I must have read it too quickly because I don't think it said anything about how to have a perfect orgasm. I'm going to go have an imperfect one now.
 
2013-11-09 09:26:29 PM
Since this article did nothing to enlighten Farkdom, I will and with humor.

A man comes home from work and tells his wife "There was a terrible accident work today. I cut my finger off."

The wife in shock says "The whole finger?" To which he replies, no thank goodness, the one next to it."
 
2013-11-09 10:04:02 PM

alabasterblack: Does anyone click on salon's links to other "Articles"?  Or rather adds designed to pull money out of the naive and already desperate?


Only when I'm looking for one weird trick to watching slideshows!
 
2013-11-09 10:36:59 PM
memedepot.com
 
2013-11-09 11:47:19 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Finding the Meaning: Give?


"My job was to get an erection. Your job was to get your hole wet. Didn't ya get your hole wet? We both had things to do..."

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/A dry hole is the same as a flaccid penis
//DRTFA


In case anyone wants to hear the whole bit from Jim Jefferies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNRHPr7Gabk

/You're just the container I shoot it into!!!!
 
2013-11-10 12:24:04 AM

itsaidwhat: Since this article did nothing to enlighten Farkdom, I will and with humor.

A man comes home from work and tells his wife "There was a terrible accident work today. I cut my finger off."

The wife in shock says "The whole finger?" To which he replies, no thank goodness, the one next to it."


A wife returns home. "I just visited all my doctors and my gynecologist said I should not have sex for two weeks." Her husband replied "And what did your dentist say?"
 
2013-11-10 12:30:48 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Quantum Apostrophe: You guys all know about that tongue biter thing that eats a fish's tongue and then takes its place? My only chance to get sex is if I were a penis biter and I crawled up Russell Brand's pants. Sure, I'd have to eat his penis first but once I'm attached the fun starts.

Are you that fat and greasy??

Worse. I have no social "game". I just blurt out what's on the surface of my cerebral cortex. I've learned to shut up instead.


You're smart though. Just learn what someone who does have "game" sounds like, and then sound like them. You don't have to do it 24/7, just for the 15 minutes or so it takes to make a girl feel comfortable.
 
2013-11-10 01:37:35 AM

Fook: I suppose just wiring something right into the bit of your brain that gives you orgasms is right out of the question, huh?


I see you did not RTFA.
 
2013-11-10 01:40:36 AM

alabasterblack: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: peacheslatour: Skleenar: susiespeculum: Warlordtrooper: "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"

50% of men apparently lie

4/5 of women lie as well

And 3/5ths of slaves.

Jesus, are you drinking already?

[jamesmjones.files.wordpress.com image 400x356]
Always plenty of water around, even if he has to make toilet sangria.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rcyAF4lz04

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


I really enjoyed the one on winning on the stock market because you follow the Bible code........
 
2013-11-10 10:43:15 AM

alabasterblack: 3000 words.  three thousand words.  three hundred, multiplied by ten.

That article would take longer to read than a week of foreplay.

Is there a 300 word version?


My god, 3,000 whole words!!!

I routinely read 1000 page novels, when I can find them, and I write 3000 page fanfics!

Man up, nancy.
 
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