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(Salon)   New brain study reveals why sex feels so good and how to give someone the perfect orgasm. Here comes the science   (salon.com) divider line 107
    More: PSA, antipsychotic medication, dopamine receptor, sexual stimulation, mental disorders, biological psychiatry, qualia  
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2013-11-09 02:17:09 PM
Give?
 
2013-11-09 02:19:37 PM
ninjamonkey.us
 
2013-11-09 02:21:36 PM
For me, it's huge titties.
 
2013-11-09 02:22:09 PM

Finding the Meaning: Give?


I usually charge for this service, but I've been known to give a freebie every now and then. Depends how hard-up I am for customers.
 
2013-11-09 02:23:15 PM
Well, it depends if your a tit man, leg man or ass man.
 
2013-11-09 02:23:18 PM

Finding the Meaning: Give?



"My job was to get an erection. Your job was to get your hole wet. Didn't ya get your hole wet? We both had things to do..."

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/A dry hole is the same as a flaccid penis
//DRTFA
 
2013-11-09 02:25:04 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Finding the Meaning: Give?


"My job was to get an erection. Your job was to get your hole wet. Didn't ya get your hole wet? We both had things to do..."



/A dry hole is the same as a flaccid penis
//DRTFA


This
 
2013-11-09 02:26:38 PM
I really don't have the kind of money it would take to hire male prostitutes for the people I want to give orgasms....
 
2013-11-09 02:29:07 PM
the 'how' is easy... take your time
 
2013-11-09 02:31:58 PM
Nah...I got this. I've had this thing for years, I know how it works. Mmm-hmmmm. G'way. 'Baitin.
 
2013-11-09 02:36:41 PM
That article was surprisingly hard to masturbate to.
 
2013-11-09 02:37:31 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Finding the Meaning: Give?


"My job was to get an erection. Your job was to get your hole wet. Didn't ya get your hole wet? We both had things to do..."

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x342]

/A dry hole is the same as a flaccid penis
//DRTFA


I love his bit about pandas. 'YOU PUT ME IN A CAGE FOR A WEEK WITH ANYTHING.....ANNNNNYTHING...AND I'LL FARK IT!!!!'
 
2013-11-09 02:39:12 PM
cdn6.liquidtelevision.com

Knows a thing or two about giving orgasms via brain.
 
2013-11-09 02:39:12 PM
I suppose just wiring something right into the bit of your brain that gives you orgasms is right out of the question, huh?
 
2013-11-09 02:39:41 PM

nanim: the 'how' is easy... take your time


In theory, yeah. In practice, hit or miss. If she's not getting there around the 45-60 minute mark, I'm finishing up and going about my business. Another Jim Jeffries reference seems appropriate:

"You didn't make me cum! Really... I didn't make you cum? You know who makes me cum? I MAKE ME CUM! All the farked up things in my head make me cum! You're just the container I shoot it into."
 
2013-11-09 02:42:22 PM
FTA :Lest you think this propensity is a peculiarly human obsession, it turns out that male rhesus monkeys also watch pornography

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"The drug... It's made from monkey cum. They keep these monkeys locked in a room all day, you know. And then they make them jack-off. And then they take the cum and they boil it or something. And that's what the drug is made of."
 
2013-11-09 02:42:53 PM
La petite mort.
 
2013-11-09 02:45:33 PM
It was 1985, in the middle of the night during my medicine internship. I was working about 110 hours a week. Every third night I was on call and felt lucky if I got a couple of hours of sleep. That night, I was taking care of this patient for another intern. On my endless "to do" list was the task of placing an intravenous line. When I got to her room it was dark. I didn't know what her medical condition was. I was focused on starting her IV and then moving on to my next task. I turned on the soft light over her hospital bed and gently woke her. She seemed calm. I loosened her restrained arm to look for a good vein. That was when she grabbed me.


Dear Penthouse,

I never thought it would happen to me, but...
 
2013-11-09 02:45:55 PM
I'm orgasming right now, so I'm really getting a...blrgduuaaahhhggghhhddhh
 
2013-11-09 02:45:57 PM

TomD9938: FTA :Lest you think this propensity is a peculiarly human obsession, it turns out that male rhesus monkeys also watch pornography

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"The drug... It's made from monkey cum. They keep these monkeys locked in a room all day, you know. And then they make them jack-off. And then they take the cum and they boil it or something. And that's what the drug is made of."


But it makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head... all the time.

/nice reference
//fistbump
 
2013-11-09 02:46:44 PM
New brain study reveals why sex feels so good and how to give someone the perfect orgasm. Here comes the science

This headline is no way describes the article.  Welcome to Fark.
 
2013-11-09 02:47:50 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: For me, it's huge titties.


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Second.
 
2013-11-09 02:48:49 PM
Researchers at Duke University found that male monkeys choose to watch pictures of aroused female monkey behinds even if it means foregoing juice rewards.

Duke monkeys don't suck.
 
2013-11-09 02:51:35 PM

2chris2: New brain study reveals why sex feels so good and how to give someone the perfect orgasm. Here comes the science

This headline is no way describes the article.  Welcome to Fark.


Yeah, that.
No instructions in the box, subby.
 
2013-11-09 02:51:42 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: "The drug... It's made from monkey cum. They keep these monkeys locked in a room all day, you know. And then they make them jack-off. And then they take the cum and they boil it or something. And that's what the drug is made of."

But it makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head... all the time.

/nice reference
//fistbump


I bet they show them this animal pornography. Really kinky stuff like 2 dogs and a cat or a bat and a pig.
 
2013-11-09 02:52:23 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: nanim: the 'how' is easy... take your time

In theory, yeah. In practice, hit or miss. If she's not getting there around the 45-60 minute mark, I'm finishing up and going about my business. Another Jim Jeffries reference seems appropriate:

"You didn't make me cum! Really... I didn't make you cum? You know who makes me cum? I MAKE ME CUM! All the farked up things in my head make me cum! You're just the container I shoot it into."


60 minutes?? You must go through RealDoll vaginas like a pastry chef goes through fondant.
 
2013-11-09 02:53:52 PM
fta This pattern of deactivation could be the brain state of a purely transcendent experience enveloping a core experience of pleasure.

I achieve that with beer
 
2013-11-09 02:59:51 PM

Skleenar: That article was surprisingly hard to masturbate to.


You must not made it to the part where they probed the annals of medical therapy.
 
2013-11-09 03:00:05 PM
Yeah, but did he get any?
 
2013-11-09 03:03:57 PM
This article is written by a startlingly illiterate scientist who obviously has never looked at pictures of death or religious art, and is therefore completely ignorant of what sex means to people. In other words, the comment about death and ecstasy betrays that he literally does not know what sex actually is. He seems to only know about penis-vagina-neurochemistry, which is definitely not, and historically has not been been, equated with sex.

Although he should get some credit for noticing that sex does not happen in laboratories and therefore anything that happens in brains during sex is connected to lots of cool shiat, like paintings, sculpture, music, poetry, novels, essay-writing processes, the inflection of words,  the contemporary cultural anxieties about plague and famine, to name just a few things that affect the mind and body, the position of limbs, the power dynamics, during sex.

This article would have been relevant to discussions of sex if it did not take such an ignorantly snarky tone about the actual context for actual sex. Instead it was like trying to define what a jack-o-lantern is by talking about the seeds that get scooped out of it, and only the seeds.
 
2013-11-09 03:04:31 PM
I'm not reading all that. Anyone care to boil it down for me?
 
2013-11-09 03:06:35 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: nanim: the 'how' is easy... take your time

In theory, yeah. In practice, hit or miss. If she's not getting there around the 45-60 minute mark, I'm finishing up and going about my business. Another Jim Jeffries reference seems appropriate:

"You didn't make me cum! Really... I didn't make you cum? You know who makes me cum? I MAKE ME CUM! All the farked up things in my head make me cum! You're just the container I shoot it into."

60 minutes?? You must go through RealDoll vaginas like a pastry chef goes through fondant.


Meh, I have the staying power, and generally use it for her benefit. But there does come a point where if she isn't doing her part to finish the race, I'm not gonna carry her any farther.
 
2013-11-09 03:10:18 PM

dudemanbro: I'm not reading all that. Anyone care to boil it down for me?


We like sex because nature and stuff.
 
2013-11-09 03:13:08 PM
Who gives a flying sack of shiat about why it feels good?  It feels good.  That is all.
 
2013-11-09 03:15:01 PM
sex thread lacks foobies.
 
2013-11-09 03:16:24 PM

Serious Black: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: For me, it's huge titties.

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Second.


Third.
 
2013-11-09 03:16:34 PM
 "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"

50% of men apparently lie
 
2013-11-09 03:18:27 PM

Warlordtrooper: "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"

50% of men apparently lie


4/5 of women lie as well
 
2013-11-09 03:21:42 PM
That! Was an absolutely, horribly, useless article. Bloody hell what a waste of time.
 
2013-11-09 03:24:06 PM

Warlordtrooper:  "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"

50% of men apparently lie


100% is over half.
 
2013-11-09 03:26:26 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Finding the Meaning: Give?


"My job was to get an erection. Your job was to get your hole wet. Didn't ya get your hole wet? We both had things to do..."

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x342]

/A dry hole is the same as a flaccid penis
//DRTFA


Your Fark handle is eerily appropriate for this thread.
 
2013-11-09 03:26:51 PM
Here's a simple reason: because people who don't find sex enjoyable don't breed.  Darwin will rapidly cull that trait from the gene pool
 
2013-11-09 03:27:24 PM

Warlordtrooper: "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"

50% of men apparently lie


50% of men are on SSRIs, the libido killers.
 
2013-11-09 03:29:35 PM

Coming on a Bicycle: That! Was an absolutely, horribly, useless article. Bloody hell what a waste of time.


Tell us more about your username.
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-11-09 03:30:08 PM

dudemanbro: I'm not reading all that. Anyone care to boil it down for me?


A woman patient grabbed him by the balls one night...
 
2013-11-09 03:35:53 PM
You guys all know about that tongue biter thing that eats a fish's tongue and then takes its place? My only chance to get sex is if I were a penis biter and I crawled up Russell Brand's pants. Sure, I'd have to eat his penis first but once I'm attached the fun starts.
 
2013-11-09 03:36:52 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: You guys all know about that tongue biter thing that eats a fish's tongue and then takes its place? My only chance to get sex is if I were a penis biter and I crawled up Russell Brand's pants. Sure, I'd have to eat his penis first but once I'm attached the fun starts.


Are you that fat and greasy??
 
2013-11-09 03:36:57 PM
You're just the container I shoot it into."

And they say chivalry is dead.
 
2013-11-09 03:37:17 PM
I learned everything I need to know about giving women orgasms from watching Abby Winters videos.
 
2013-11-09 03:44:44 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Finding the Meaning: Give?


"My job was to get an erection. Your job was to get your hole wet. Didn't ya get your hole wet? We both had things to do..."

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x342]

/A dry hole is the same as a flaccid penis
//DRTFA

Your Fark handle is eerily appropriate for this thread.


Every now and then there comes a thread where I feel right at home. Unfortunately, most of the time, it's a poop thread.
 
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